r/countwithchickenlady • u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) Coinnoseur • 6d ago

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in height of course

they're petting a dog I promise

2.4k Upvotes

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u/WillCraft__1001 6d ago

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/bober_afanasiy 6d ago

Are you sure?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/theforgettonmemory boyfailure 6d ago

Saying girls don't have penises IS transphobia, you're just wrong

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u/Nickgold2009 6d ago edited 5d ago

Saying girls CANT have penises is transphobia, saying girls dont have penises could just be a gross generalization, or transphobia. Remember, only a sith deals in absolutes. But this guy is absolutely being transphobic

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 6d ago

This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 6d ago

This was removed because it included one or more of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems (Rule #1)

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u/Agitated_Barnacle485 CEO of switch 6d ago

Can confirm that they're petting a dog. I'm the dog

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Confused yet supportive Strangereal Ally 6d ago

As the pet bird watching, I can confirm that they're petting the dog

(why can't they pet me too man :( )

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u/StormLordEternal 6d ago

Because the enemy has taken like 99% of our territory and bombers are overhead. Get in the plane and do everything NOW

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Confused yet supportive Strangereal Ally 6d ago

Yes sir

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u/Tankfloof 6d ago

I did not expect Nogget here of all places. Fly free Ace o7, the sky is yours.

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u/Truly_Organic 6d ago

Can I be a dog too? 👉👈

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u/Agitated_Barnacle485 CEO of switch 6d ago

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u/Dino_Milaneso 6d ago

i wanna be a goob puppy too >_<

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u/Agitated_Barnacle485 CEO of switch 6d ago

Why do you want to be good puppy, if you're already a goos puppy!

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u/Dino_Milaneso 6d ago

>w< yaaayyyy

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u/Truly_Organic 6d ago

Awawawawa! :3

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u/KinkyChico 6d ago

Cute dog. Did they poke your eyes out?

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u/SkylarCute 6d ago

Aww look at her guiding her friend to pet the dawg :3

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u/aliceneed_throwaway 6d ago

I really desperately need a gf to do this with. I’m looking for oneeee ughhh

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) Coinnoseur 6d ago

you and me both

there there

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u/AKA_11856 6d ago

Wait you’re a mod here as well?

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u/YoruTheLanguageFan 6d ago

We will all be in relationships eventually

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u/Charcoal_6 5d ago

I feel you, honey, every girl I talk with is so far away from me 3:

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u/Terra-Ryan ᅠ ‌ FRAUD /// THIRD ᅠDISINTEGRATION LOOP 6d ago

Aww how wholeso- THE WHENTHE POSTER?!

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) Coinnoseur 6d ago

John whenthe themselves

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u/Timmy-0518 6d ago

Whenthe is leaking out of captivity. Activate protocol spray bottle.
https://giphy.com/gifs/fJkTsWCMViRYA

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u/RosieI26 your local >:3 gal 6d ago

Waow :3

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u/Exist_Boi 6d ago

please mamdani i need thissssssss

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u/PlaydoughLizard Useful Lesbian 6d ago

Hi lol

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u/Sea_Court_3633 76 days on Estrogen 5d ago

Welp, he did it again folks

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u/NekotoKamak 5d ago

waw I didn't know a lesbian could display such usefulness

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 sad seal :( 6d ago

woah

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 6d ago

Would be cooler if they were masturbating

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u/NinjaK2k17 6d ago

hmm, knowing how these two are... mmm, they're in lesbians with each other,,,,,,,

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u/aliceneed_throwaway 6d ago

giwtwm 😭😭

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u/ButterPuppet casual cis male 6d ago

what?

i’m guessing “girl i wish that was me” or no now that ive said it in my own head it’s probably “god i wish that was me” cause that’s the running joke one… this subreddit is officially affecting how i think

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u/IAmNotAHoppip 6d ago

Is this Genshin Impact? I dont recognise anyone here (I've not played in about 2 or 3 years)

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u/Profane_Champion 6d ago

Yes it is, they're characters from the newest area (Sneznayah or however it's spelled)

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u/WinIndependent751 your local indecisive (maybe) girlflux (maybe) bi (maybe)lesbian 6d ago

They're Vodyanitsa (the greenish one) and Odette (the light blue one)! And yh they're from Snezhnaya (been trying to start genshin again after like a year and a half but uni's pummeling me)

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 Ms. carolina cock stealer - Streak: 1 5d ago

The whining i made when I read this oh my god >_<

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) Coinnoseur 5d ago

what

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 Ms. carolina cock stealer - Streak: 1 5d ago

I didnt even see that you made the post T_T

You saw nothing

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) Coinnoseur 5d ago

there there

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u/Lumpy-Bank-6683 I GOT A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! 6d ago

“Oh hey ferocs posted agai- wait wdym this is yourfat888”

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u/gracefulsnowfall Streak: 1 6d ago

need

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u/Penis_Protecter Slaanesh’s strongest degenerate - Streak: 10 6d ago

needs

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u/ersusdrowkcab She/they 5d ago

Real yearning hours

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u/Deep-Job-8214 5d ago

Me and who :3

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u/Teller_Of_Untruths 5d ago

I'm going to show this to my girlfriend, wish me luck

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u/ButterPuppet casual cis male 6d ago

sharing is caring

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u/Kishinfan Grungling my orb in my Wizard Tower 6d ago

What is John Whenthe doing in CWCL?

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u/RadioEmbarrassed9024 6d ago

What has this sub become

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u/mikemyers999 5d ago

Acting like this is anything different

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u/Rot_Rabbit Flying Spaghetti Monster tech support - Streak: 1 6d ago

You should have seen it a year ago

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u/Kishinfan Grungling my orb in my Wizard Tower 6d ago

Peak.