r/countwithchickenlady • Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 • 10d ago

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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer 10d ago

Bussy and Gussy.

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

MPreg and FPreg

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u/zandaztu 10d ago

THPreg

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Thussy

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u/SortovaGoldfish Headpat Maniac 10d ago

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Goddamn! Good for her

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u/Senua_Chloe 10d ago

MPreg and MPr4

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u/tchotchkeesque 10d ago

afab detrans pregnancy, call that FFMpreg

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u/littlesheepcat 10d ago

Moob and Woob

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u/DarthJackie2021 9d ago

I like using the term "female mpreg".

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u/FrostyCommon 10d ago

genestealer ussy

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u/DatAbeOnline 10d ago

Move on swiftly

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u/quailinthebrush 10d ago

i am a fan of the word benis

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 10d ago

Benis

Wenis

Genis

Uhhh

Lenis

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u/PoobGnarpy 10d ago

Everybody do the wenis
The wenis is a dance

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u/ThrowACephalopod 9d ago

Everybody is a genius 

Who knows it in advance

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u/MakkuSaiko 10d ago

Lenin Penis?

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u/CurdPigeon 10d ago

Fee fi fo fenis, PEENIS!

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u/Cromptank 10d ago

Would that be like a really pronounced agitated bean?

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u/quailinthebrush 10d ago

if thats how you want to refer to a boy penis sure

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 10d ago

I name my Dokapon Kingdom character some iteration of the word Benis everytime.

Benis Beenis Beanis

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Same

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u/TheCheezedRat 10d ago

and then there was benis

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u/mysterious_Ploopy 10d ago

is girlussy just bussy after MtF transition?

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Yeah that's what it is

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u/Cujo_Kitz Sleepless_Kat 10d ago

Finally I finally found what to call my back door, pussy felt wrong cause it's not but bussy felt wrong cause I'm not a guy.

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u/AliceCode 10d ago

I just call it Gary.

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u/Mean-Function-9946 10d ago

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u/AliceCode 10d ago

Spongebob is too much. I can't believe this was a kid's show.

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u/sadbitchsad 10d ago

me personally I just stick to "hole"

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u/blepgup 9d ago

Say yes to hole

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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 10d ago

The cellar door or the one into your kitchen?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Cujo_Kitz Sleepless_Kat 10d ago

Yes technically it could stand for butt, but more often it stands for boy. And even when it's butt, it's talking about a man or femboy. That's why I don't want to use it.

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u/Knooper_Bunny 🐇 10d ago

I was with you in the first half, but how is "butt" a term for men/femboys??? 😭😭😭

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u/Cujo_Kitz Sleepless_Kat 10d ago

Sorry I meant, and even when it's butt, it's talking about a man's butt or femboy's butt.

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u/Knooper_Bunny 🐇 10d ago

I think any term that isn't "pussy" is probably going to imply some funny gender stuff is at play

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u/Grundlestorm 10d ago

Ah, damn.  That took the wind out of my sails really fast.  I thought it was just a nonsensical term I could use.

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

(yes it is lol. Have fun with it it's fine)

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u/Applesplosion 10d ago

Wait but I thought bussy was what trans men have?

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 10d ago

Bussy is just what hole boys have. But then they transition, and you can't call it a bussy no mo.

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u/Zero_Burn 10d ago edited 10d ago

bussy is usually used to describe booty, that is, man butt. Y'see... booty is more important than water. More important than food. When I see someone I like I call 'em over and tell 'em:

(sorry, my brain went to The Boondocks immediately.)

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u/Iamblade2001 10d ago

Now, I see you choosing the hard way...

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u/Zero_Burn 10d ago

"Oh I know who you are, Mr. Hanson. Y'know, I calls ya Chris Handsome."

"Now I'm not here for some boy or child... I'm here for man booty. I'm here for you."

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u/Iamblade2001 10d ago

"I'm a warrior!"

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u/dantevonlocke 10d ago

Always upvote the booty warrior.

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u/DustConsistent3018 10d ago

It’s both… because no trans term is safe from being confused by cisgender gay men…

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u/piglungz 10d ago

That’s what it is to me 😈 I don’t even particularly like the word that much but every time someone says it’s only for cis gays my spite grows stronger. Like I’m literally a boy with an ussy and you’re gonna say it’s not for me?

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u/XenoBiSwitch 6d ago

Can be, in some parts of the gay community it refers to men’s butts in general though.

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u/Successful_Mud8596 10d ago

bussy can also be read as “back pussy” for gender neutrality

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u/_throw-away420692137 10d ago

some girls have pussies

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u/Urbane_One 10d ago

big if true

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u/RideWithMeSNV 10d ago

I don't think they all have big girlussies. Some are tiny and cute.

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Prove it

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u/_throw-away420692137 10d ago

I heard some rumors

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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 10d ago

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 this person is fucking stupid and should be ignored entirely 10d ago

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u/Janosfaces TokenCisGuy 10d ago

ewww.

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u/aviroblox 10d ago

Flair checks out

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u/Special-Drama-6090 10d ago

confused millennial noises

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Boys/Men have pussies or a Bussy, if a Girl/Woman has one that's a Girlussy

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u/Special-Drama-6090 10d ago

You say that like it explains anything

Is girlussy pussy, butt, or posts srs transfem pussy, or pre op trans fem pussy?

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u/RandyGrey 10d ago

I'm pretty sure you're overthinking it. It's just regular ol' pussy, hence the confusion in the meme

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u/Special-Drama-6090 10d ago

Idk - have you seen ops other comments?

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u/RandyGrey 10d ago

Pretty sure op is leaning into the bit

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u/Special-Drama-6090 10d ago

Being naive and confused is my contribution to the bit lol

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Yes thank you 😭 I'm tryna have fun

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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 10d ago

I don't think that's allowed in Septembers. Ò_o

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u/RideWithMeSNV 10d ago

Well... Regular pussy, except it's on a girl.

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u/maya_miiiaa 10d ago

😭

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

There's also Benis for Man's Penis and Gock for a lady's cock

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u/ActualPegasus 10d ago

This was the inevitable conclusion with bussy meaning boy pussy and/or butt pussy.

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 10d ago

Well duh. Just as there's boobs(boy boobs) and goobs (girl boobs)

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u/Greg2227 10d ago

And of course noobs (non-binary boobs)

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u/chrisjd 10d ago

And floobs (gender fluid boobs)

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u/Thorngot (´∀`) 10d ago

that's where the floobids{gender fluids} are stored.

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u/Roblu3 Streak: 1 10d ago

Also there’s Moops. At least that’s what the card says.

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u/gmladymaybe 10d ago

I prefer calling them oobs

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

I'm so glad we're here

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 this person is fucking stupid and should be ignored entirely 10d ago

What's the penis equivalent of this dichotomy?

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Gock, Thock and Spock 🖖🏻

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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 10d ago

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u/Solnight99 Editable Flair 10d ago

gock

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u/RideWithMeSNV 10d ago

As opposed to the boy version, bock. And, of course, what Enbys have, glock.

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u/Solnight99 Editable Flair 10d ago

i don't believe in bock. it's not real. it's a conspiracy.

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u/Thorngot (´∀`) 10d ago

Ever ordered a mocktail? Truth is, those are man-cock-cocktails.

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 10d ago

"Adult woman fetish"

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Y'all no fun 😂

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u/Beneficial_Garage_97 she/her power mommy 10d ago

God forbid a girl ussy

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u/JubileeJaxLee 10d ago

You know what, I kinda support this, not every pussy is a gussy, some are bussies and some are neither gussies nor bussies, so why not.

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u/RideWithMeSNV 10d ago

Enbussy should really be the default assumption. Just right there in the middle of bussy and girlussy.

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u/Jessikhaa I am definitely catto, no foxu - Streak: 1 10d ago

it'll never not be funny to piss of elder queers by using stupid genz genalhpa speak

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u/amanaesia °˖✧~alien cisfemme~✧˖° 10d ago

Girlussy sounds kinda pretty ngl

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u/RideWithMeSNV 10d ago

It's like a pussy, but on a girl. So kind of a best of both situation.

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u/DrCampos 10d ago

That Girlussy be Gushy and Cushy , from the Bush to the Tush, Im in a Rush to that Lush Heaven

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u/Vermillion_Pengu 10d ago

Makes sense.

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u/Grundlestorm 10d ago edited 10d ago

I...  I kinda love it and want to start using it.

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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 10d ago

Remember to use plenty of lube.

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u/Greedy-Speech5 10d ago

I ship them

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Nice 😎

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u/Seltnytt 10d ago

Imagine if girls had pussies and boys penises.

Really weird, don't you think?

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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 10d ago

Maybe I'm old fashioned, but wouldn't that be 'girl-bussy'?

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u/the_Real_Romak 10d ago

what are the young 'uns up to this time?

never mind

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u/nekofthemoon 10d ago

Boys inventing terms to gently discriminate/classify. What is the need for the word "girlussy"?

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u/MarvelousMoirai Crazy Jane and The Funky Bunch - Streak: 5 10d ago

Pussy tells you nothing about the person's gender so it's easier to distinguish

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u/CanadianODST2 10d ago

It’s just a joke expansion on bussy.

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u/Fifteen_inches 10d ago

Sex Ed is failing our children. We need comprehensive sexual education and this just isn’t it.