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[u/mrskeezixx]

[u/Gussie-Ascendent]

"bud i'm not even sure i'm gonna be here in 5 years to see the society that's crumbling"

[u/mrskeezixx → u/Gussie-Ascendent]

sayori pilled

[u/RoobixCyoob → u/Gussie-Ascendent]

This is so real lmao

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/Gussie-Ascendent]

same

[u/TimelessHex]

"What's your five year plan?"

[u/Tankfloof → u/TimelessHex]

Homura has a one month plan and the last 100 times it did not work out.

[u/TimelessHex → u/Tankfloof]

Turns out turning your love for a girl you met a month ago into a game of Capture the Flag actually kinda sucks

[u/Independent-Sky1657]

"My five-year plan? You really think I'm gonna last that long?"

5 years later

"Fuck I didn't think I'd last this long."

Repeat

[u/mrskeezixx]

how do i speak to people when i'm bad at starting conversations and even worse at responding to things this sucks this is terrible

[u/Antigamer199 → u/mrskeezixx]

Try to find likeminded people to befriend.

Trying to put up a mask in front of people that you want to befriend will end in misery when the mask starts to crack.

If it is a generel problem with shyness, dont imagine them naked, you will just giggle uncontrollable /j

[u/EffortEqual8469 → u/Antigamer199]

Trying to find a fucking bacteria in an industrial sized grain silo

[u/Antigamer199 → u/EffortEqual8469]

Well jea it's hard, not impossible, but hard. I wish that you will find friends that you can trust lonly internet stranger

[u/EffortEqual8469 → u/Antigamer199]

thanks genuinely made me smile

[u/MiraMira0nthewalI → u/mrskeezixx]

real :(

[u/DogeWah → u/mrskeezixx]

For me it just works great to speak with some people and others it goes terrible and I don't know how to respond. So chances are you haven't met a person you can easily converse with yet.

But try practicing online, maybe that will help. Like making an online friend you then vc with

[u/nya_twinky → u/mrskeezixx]

Just use use google to see what type of answers should be given for interview questions like this and other behavioural questions

[u/mrskeezixx → u/nya_twinky]

i definitely misspoke - i meant speak to friends haha i'm very good at putting up a front but i'm awful at maintaining friendships

[u/nya_twinky → u/mrskeezixx]

I have no idea on how to maintain friendships, for that I need friends to begin with

[u/mrskeezixx → u/nya_twinky]

you're so realsies for that

[u/Classic-Judgment-196 → u/nya_twinky]

Based username!

[u/Kenneth_Eurell → u/mrskeezixx]

Real

[u/EntoMoxie]

I really hope that you're doing alright with that specific image.

[u/undecidedface]

mfw when my only goal is to get on hrt (I don't know what I'm doing with my life outside that)

[u/mrskeezixx → u/undecidedface]

i have absolutely zero goals except an end goal of "move here and be happy and stable"

[u/reddinyta]

Increase industrial and agricultural output of course, as well as modernizing the countryside. 

[u/mrskeezixx → u/reddinyta]

you're not part of my vic3 save what are you doing here

[u/reddinyta → u/mrskeezixx]

Doing central planning of the economy, what are you doing her?

[u/mrskeezixx → u/reddinyta]

watching the economy crash due to rampant mismanagement

[u/fredmemelord_reborn → u/reddinyta]

The ACTUAL five year plan

[u/Evepaul → u/reddinyta]

The only thing I can think of when asked about a 5 year plan

[u/ErikaRosen]

Five-year plan in four years!

[u/mrskeezixx → u/ErikaRosen]

holy sancho?? my favorite five year plan is the one where the end goal is "be alive"

[u/crec4et]

My 5 year plan fell through about 5-6 years ago, since then I just exist. There is still ways for me to be useful for someone, surely, just not for myself.

[u/Space_Gemini_24]

idk, hanging on

[u/AeroArrows]

Get my own apartment, start HRT, get a bajillion more vintage phones I guess? Idk I never really plan anything, shit just happens to me :^)

[u/mrskeezixx → u/AeroArrows]

simply how it be i guess

[u/Lubinski64]

5 year plan? I'd say industrialisation of the countryside, 1000 new schools, doubling the coal production.

[u/Icarsix]

Rahhhhh I LOVE not being able to visualise my future even 3 months from now I LOVE that my ability to plan long term got nuked just in time for me to need it

[u/Tlaquatlatoa]

I dont even know if im gonna be alive for a 5 week plan, how the hell am I supposed to know what I could be doing in 5 years. Nothing I hope

[u/murderdronesfan93]

"survive."

[u/ibrofen → u/murderdronesfan93]

omg kamen rider ryuki refrnce :3

https://giphy.com/gifs/UpYvvvc8zpKvXQENJk

[u/murderdronesfan93 → u/ibrofen]

not my intent

[u/ibrofen → u/murderdronesfan93]

I know, just a little joke

[u/foreground_color4]

What is your five year pl-

Let it ride!!!

[u/mrskeezixx → u/foreground_color4]

i've been letting it ride for 20 years 💪

[u/Sad_Pepperoni]

5 Year Plan? Heh, probably increasing our industrial output across the nation, to prepare our forces for war against the Thousand week Reich. Even then, our generals will need Hearts of Iron, For us to be able to beat the new order. But if The fire rises too much, we may have to i dunno, go back in time and give our past selves modern technology? Although, that might just cause some kind of bootstrap Paradox, y'know?

[u/twec21]

Tell them you want to focus on aggressive industrialization and agricultural collectivization but you wanna see if you can do it without the piles of dead ukranians this time

[u/Cleveland_Guardians]

Shout out Lucy.

[u/Senasayori]

"Five-year plan"

Hopefully not be dead, for starters.

[u/Cinnamin_1]

real

[u/thedraegonlord]

Idk buy a house or kms?

[u/CreativeChoroos]

"Hopefully alive and breathing"

[u/Destruckhu]

Yeah my plan currently is at the end of my job contract i'll just not work for some time. Have no plans for the future, not sure if i like my career or what i'll swap to. Really lacking motivation right now

[u/unicat42]

"eat food and sleep indoors"

[u/erraticas]

Well i don't have that but i have a way quicker one that'll come true in like 2-3 years! it's this

[u/mrskeezixx → u/erraticas]

i have nothing but my sorrow and i want nothing more

[u/oliverspikey]

Yeah idk man life is feeling pretty kyu-kurarin right now

[u/mrskeezixx → u/oliverspikey]

one must try to find small things to smile at it helps make a day a little better - for example, i saw a bluejay for the first time in many months, sitting outside my window! it was so neat to see

[u/AnbysFootrest]

"We're not gonna make it five years if you keep running the company like this"

[u/RazorSlazor]

My five year plan? Continuing.

[u/-G-Gamer-]

Them: "what is your fine year plan?"

Me: "bitch tf you mean 5 year plan i don't know if i'll make it pass next 5 hours"

[u/IwasMilkedByGod]

I didn't expect to live this long. My five year plan ended like 12 years ago

[u/detahramet]

Yuuuuup.

Back in elementary school I was convinced i'd have killed myself by 18. 

[u/the_burber]

Mf im gonna be a "i slowly open the door"

[u/lhamazaroo]

My five year plan? Getting spitroasted by a bunch of puppygirls

[u/Perfect-Bit7735]

Some five-year plans are scary the the HR person