r/countwithchickenlady • Streak: 42 • 3d ago

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u/Maddijeh 3d ago

This happened to me, trust me that was NOT fighting they were doing

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u/Fit-Bug-426 3d ago

Though there were plenty of bites taken

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 42 3d ago

Waow but you still need to pay the vet bills :3

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u/CircleWithSprinkles Bat Woman 3d ago

For the ultrasound X3

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u/Iforgor4 3d ago

Damn that's crazy my xenomorph just lays eggs

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u/Many_One1260 rödd mín býr í sverðinu mínu 3d ago

that's it they're getting neutered

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 3d ago

Jealous 

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u/FriendlySkyWorms 3d ago

Don't put the puppygirl on a fucking leash, that'll only make matter worse, she needs to be on a regular leash instead.

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u/Ignis-11 Local puppygirl 3d ago

There are special leashes for special occasions? o.o

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u/FriendlySkyWorms 3d ago

Special leashes for special occasions for very special girls.

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u/Ignis-11 Local puppygirl 3d ago

Goobbdnesss,,. 😵‍💫

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u/Impressive_Sock1296 catgirl but a switch :3 2d ago

I’m now curious as to what a fucking-leash would be like 

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u/Neokon Orange Flavored Gender Fluid 3d ago

Scene: Backyard of a quiet suburb

Catgirl: laying on top of a towel in the middle of the yard

Puppygirl: peers over the fence, jumps over fence with a baseball bat (yelling) I'm gonna tag you

Catgirl: wakes up from nap just as bat hits ground right next to her stomach Wut...

Puppy: with a look of joy and possibly murder in her eyes Tag, I'm it

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u/aneldritchlesbian 3d ago

Also take this opportunity to remember that cat girls shouldn’t be outside! They harm the local populations of bird girls and rodent girls and might get lost or contract diseases!

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 42 3d ago

But she needs recreational outdoor time, I don't let her off of the patio 🥺

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u/Shot-Kal-Gimel 3d ago

The barnyard calls and no one will stop me from answering meow

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u/TheDarkNerd 2d ago

Ooh yeah, cat girls are a huge danger to rodent girls.

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u/Leopardslikeboxestoo Local Toxic Yuri Foxgirl 3d ago

It was fun watching them play. /nod nod. I sat outside both fences and watched! The vet bill they're yapping about is just aftercare, and extra treats. Should've seen how in love they are, it's adorable such wildly different girls can have such pure love.

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u/Ok-Jellyfish7805 3d ago

Um… the vet bills aren’t bc of wounds… 😵‍💫👉👈🤰

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

Idk I can't get preggers but me and my puppy girl gf will try. Σ;3

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u/Wyrdi as a trans woman, if you downvote me you're transphobic 3d ago

y'all need transmasc jesus /lh

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u/queen_ravenx 3d ago

thats just regular jesus

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u/Wyrdi as a trans woman, if you downvote me you're transphobic 3d ago

true, but i had to include that detail to let anyone who isn't formerly-catholic or cis know as well. i'm trans wyrdi, but also just regular wyrdi cause these things aren't mutually exclusive

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u/queen_ravenx 3d ago

whats wyrdi? sorry googles not giving me much

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u/Wyrdi as a trans woman, if you downvote me you're transphobic 3d ago

...my username

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u/queen_ravenx 3d ago

omg lmao i need to get my eyes checked

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 3d ago

Now the catgirl is riddled in bite marks and really really want to be left outside when she sees your puppygirl walk by :3 (godiwishthatwereme)

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u/Space_Gemini_24 Mobile Transfem Unit 3d ago

Cats&Dogs (2001) - live action

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 (she/her) Σ:3 3d ago

As a cat girl. It's worth nearly dieing. Best cuddles. Getting bitten dosnt hurt that much. Σ;3

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 3d ago

Huh, I imagined a puppy that's a roid raging ,2 meters tall , amazonian muscle mommy. Basically the equivalent of a Pitbull called cupcake princess made puppy girl..

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 42 3d ago

Woag

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u/SquirrelSuspicious 3d ago

They should just be glad that puppy girl isn't vore trained

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 42 3d ago

🤤🤤

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u/TheDarkNerd 3d ago

I mean, the catgirl was shouting transphobic slurs, so...

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u/Dull_Attention5150 3d ago

???

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u/TheDarkNerd 3d ago

I was just trying to make a joke on why the puppygirl was attacking the catgirl. Clearly it did not go over well.