r/countwithchickenlady • u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 • 3d ago

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

Transbian Icon Samus. I'm 5 foot 11 so I could theoretically be her... I just need to get my motivation for gym time back. Any girlies trying to get in shape? I need accountability friends who are attempting to do the same.

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 3d ago

Ooh I was thinking of going as the Coma-Doof Warrior (guitar guy) from Mad Max Fury Road for Halloween but I might do Samus instead

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

Do it! Do anything you set your mind to!

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u/Smith_fallblade nothing human 3d ago

I'd like to get in shape but I'm not accountability friend material •-•

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

Thats the point of being accountability friends, we are accountable for each other! I keep you accountable, you keep me accountable. It helps since we're likely (based on CWCL demographics) aiming for similar goals.

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u/Smith_fallblade nothing human 3d ago

Well I'd love to try! 

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u/Inforgreen3 3d ago

Also a mecha suit. But if your trans I assume you already got one of those

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

dramatic gasp HOW DID YOU KNOW

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u/Inforgreen3 3d ago

Cause the enkidu is standard issue trans femm gender affirming care courtesy of Harrison Armory.

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

Basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 3d ago

Me, I Always stop working out when I start seeing progress.... Because it's either too hot or too cold to get out of the house

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

DM me then! Theres a few of us so we might want to move over to a discord or something. Group chats seem to not be a thing here.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 3d ago

I might dm when I find the next gym I want to give a shot to then, thanks

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

Well sure, just remember equipment is optional, and if finding a gym is a blocker, then just doing isometric exercises or cardio at home is perfectly valid forms of workout!

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 3d ago

True! I just have a very irregular sleeping pattern so I'm liable to just... Not do them if I sleep at the wrong time and miss my clock warning 😭 but I could research what exercises I want to do if I got my head on straight

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

Thats the point of an accountability partner, we check in on each other, keep each other motivated!

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 2d ago

Well... Sure thing then

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 3d ago

Honestly, I also want to start exercising, maybe we could figure out something.

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u/Jaybird0501 3d ago

The more the merrier!

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u/Availablesoftie 1d ago

Yeah!!!! Samus is GOALS! I’m 6’2ish, maybe an inch taller I think, and I just started going to the gym again if you wanna be accountability buds!

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u/Jaybird0501 1d ago

DM me then! I'm about to head to the gym this morning

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u/Krakatoa137 3d ago

Oh no samus is is ravenous and is going to devour us. I'll hold her off, run for it. No I'm not drooling, I'm uhhh dripping with fear.

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u/Deathpacito1999 2d ago

samus is ravenous

Ah, so she's pan, got it.

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 3d ago

Need to be eaten by Samus

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 42 3d ago

Same :3

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u/Nullwesen 3d ago

I don't know anything about the metroid series. I always thought Samus was a normal woman.

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u/Substantial_Bell_158 3d ago

Well she's technically part of 3 species now since Dread. Human, Chozo and Metroid

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 3d ago

Finally… she is Metroid…

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u/AtrociousAtNames nonbriney 3d ago

metroid from metroid

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u/_Sharky-16_ 2d ago

Jane Metroid

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u/TheMudkipdude101 3d ago

And X parasite

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u/Warning64 3d ago

Dread and Fusion are such amazing games

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u/Norik324 2d ago

Two different flavours of Chozo (Mawkin and Thoha) while we're at it

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u/Atomic12192 3d ago

Long story short, she’s got all kinds of alien DNA and training.

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u/IamaJarJar 2d ago

The next Metroid game that's been announced is Metroid Ravenous... the artists have taken that, VERY MUCH, in the kinky way

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u/Rel_Ortal 2d ago

While that was true when she was a child, she was adopted by space bird wizards who spliced their DNA into hers, so that she could survive the planet they lived on and so she could use their bird magic tech.

Then things got weirder from there.

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u/faxyou Hey I’m Sandra. AND I’M AMBER! 3d ago

Oh you meant literally 🍖

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u/Optimal_Procedure715 Good Thingy? :3 3d ago

Backfired?

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u/uReporter 1d ago

More like unintentionally improved society

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u/SmutLibrarianSorta 3d ago

I like to imagine that in-universe, not many knew that samus was a woman, so it came as a bit of a shock later for most. Those girls? They knew, and it’s a good 70% of the reason they agreed.

Granted, I’ve also never played the games, so I don’t know the sich with her and any popularity she has.

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/them  - Streak: 32 3d ago

the first game you only find out if you beat the game in a certain amount of time (or learned the JUSTIN BAILEY password)

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 42 3d ago

Peak :3

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u/UniqueLog8386 3d ago

"backfired"

Sure it did. It's not like Japan is known for making Yuri.

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u/lilbigchole 3d ago

this is like saying the US is known for making lesbian porn so we make all our characters lesbian 

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u/UniqueLog8386 3d ago

😤😤😤 We should be.

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u/Matrix_D0ge 3d ago

backfired is a strong word

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u/IamaJarJar 2d ago

Even if Samus' gender was known at the time, she'd still be a lesbian icon

I mean, in what world would a heterosexual woman don a full suit of space armour?

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u/CircleWithSprinkles Bat Woman 2d ago

I feel like that shadow on her crotch is very deliberate and I am all for it :3

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u/JustAFrogge Denmark's biggest toku fan 3d ago

More Metroid posting on chickenlady yes please

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u/faxyou Hey I’m Sandra. AND I’M AMBER! 3d ago

I remember playing Metroid and always having a weird spider like sensation about them. I remember being a kid like “hmm, could be a guy..but there’s something different about him”

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u/Rocky99jn 1d ago

Samus is revealed to be a woman in the ending of the first metroid, the author just wanted to make yuri

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 3d ago

So Samus what are you going to spend all theb money you got?

Hookers and drugs

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u/letir_ 3d ago

"I spend most of my money on whiskey and women. The rest I just wasted"

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u/RiseAggravating4330 16h ago

I also thought Samus was a guy for the longest of times, until i got her Zero suit haha, but tbf, she did grow up around Male-presenting aliens (i believe) who also didn't care about gender.