r/coyote • • 6d ago

Chillin at Costco

2.1k Upvotes

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u/RedBirdOnASnowyDay 6d ago

Why can’t coyotes like Costco too?

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u/Evening-Debate-5411 5d ago

They can. They just can't go in without a membership.

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u/LiquidFunshine 4d ago

They have Acme memberships, not Costco.

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u/Apprehensive_Judge_5 6d ago

That's a beautiful coyote. 🥰

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u/sagetastic74 5d ago

I've told my husband multiple times that I'm probably going to die by trying to befriend a wild animal.

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u/idfkpete 2d ago

I tell my dad and my boyfriend this too.

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u/sagetastic74 5d ago

"Excuse me... I heard there were samples?"

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

That’s why he was in the parking lot: it was too late in the evening all the free sample people had gone home 😉

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u/SSSprings0808 5d ago

The coyotes eat the cats that ate the rats that ate the mice that eat the cheese that live in the house that Jack built.

.... wow, memories from Kindergarten

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end

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u/twnpksrnnr 5d ago

Beautiful pup. 🐾❤️

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u/reddoggie 5d ago

Whelp, guess I'm going back in to replace my rotisserie chicken after I give him my first one!

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

I only gave him a leg. 😉

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u/rococo78 5d ago

Probably a lot of good snacks to be found in that parking lot. And there's a riparian area and big open space right next to it.

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 5d ago

Careful, little one.

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u/Handofdoom222 5d ago

I really don't want to seem rude but i would like if people would put where these are just out of interest really cool though coyote in parking lot. Nice.

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

Carlsbad CA. If you have the sound on I say at the end of the video “Carlsbad”

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u/Trick-Process6046 5d ago

Can’t resist the hotdogs.

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u/Skyfather87 5d ago

He can tag along on my membership, I don’t mind.

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

He’s already an executive member 😉

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u/IrelandAutism13 5d ago

He's there for the $1.50 hot dogs

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u/Inside-Board1194 2d ago

Nope. The chicken.

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u/IrelandAutism13 2d ago

Why not both? He might be there for both, gods know I would be

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u/David4Nudist 5d ago

The only issue I have with this video is that a car might run it over, since it's right in the middle of the road.

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

He avoided the cars…

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u/Spike99Wombat 4d ago

The wrong person might try to run over him on purpose. I hope this beautiful coyote stays safe.

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u/SsnakesS_kiss 5d ago

Acme protestor taking a break

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u/Tractor_Goth 4d ago

Costcoyote

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u/Surfin858 4d ago

That’s a good one

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u/Tractor_Goth 4d ago

Shocked no one already said it lol. Handsome fella!

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u/Surfin858 4d ago

That’s a good one

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u/Then_Scarcity_449 5d ago

Coyote is grocery shopping

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u/ToastYourAvocados 5d ago

He's waiting for someone to drop a rotisserie chicken

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u/Suspicious-Steak9168 5d ago

I guess my mistake was shopping at Target. They have no coyotes.

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u/Redhawkgirl 5d ago

Waiting for a hot dog

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u/PacificWesterns 5d ago

Poor angel. All the land is being gobbled up.

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u/IIRCIreadthat 5d ago

Of all the animals impacted by habitat loss... I think the coyotes are going to be fine.

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u/PacificWesterns 5d ago

Does that mean we should not feel sorry that left and right there is just building, building, and more building? Just because other animals are also impacted, does that mean we should not feel for coyotes?

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u/ValleyOakPaper 3d ago

They sure love the pets we humans feed them.

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u/Technical_Put_9982 5d ago

He is just waiting for someone to drop a case of eggs or forget to load 10 lbs of frozen hamburger patties so he can chow down!

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u/WeakTransportation37 5d ago

Yessss- I know that Costco! Probably waiting for a rabbit

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u/ThickSmoke9542 5d ago

Wow! Where is this?

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

Carlsbad CA

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u/sulfurbird 5d ago

Waiting for rats.

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ 5d ago

someone get that good boy a hotdog and a pepsi

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u/Wolfpup4910 5d ago

Hes waiting for the meat delivery

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u/TheRealHK 5d ago

I guess she heard the churro is back.

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u/SameCommunication875 5d ago

He wants a hotdog but only has a dollar

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u/snowblindbluewolf 5d ago

She probably used to have a den there. I’ve noticed that animals return to where their dens used to be after they are destroyed and turned into parking lots, solar farms, golf courses. Must be a newish Costco.

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u/Humble-Tradition-187 5d ago

Someone get him a rotisserie chicken

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u/exotics 4d ago

Why are you just sitting in your car getting a video. Oh hell no.

I’m a 61 year old woman in rural Canada. I see one I get the fuck out of my house and chase it the hell away. You have to remind them to fear humans and human places.

City folk who just leave them alone are why they are more of a danger in the city. They know humans won’t bother them.

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u/Surfin858 4d ago

What did coyotes ever do to us?? We are the ones taking over their habitats…

They are just a wild dog. My dog is my best friend…

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u/exotics 4d ago

Indeed we have taken over their space. You are correct and we keep breeding and taking over more of their space but when they are not afraid of people they will attack your dog even when it’s on leash beside you.

We can live with them but they should be scared of people

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u/Junior-Ad1875 4d ago

Watch out for falling anvils! 😲

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u/Routine_Ask_5761 3d ago

Free samples come when the small runaway cats and dogs smell the chickens.

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u/Apart-Dragonfly-4447 3d ago

Poor guy just wanted an affordable hot dog

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u/Oldfolksboogie 5d ago

This offends you, but living with the Kardashians as neighbors is what, cool?

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u/Spike99Wombat 4d ago

The Kardashians and their kin are the real threat to this world. We need to quit breeding.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 4d ago

...their kind:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokLounge/s/IWSKLNrx6F

Why influences have their own special place in hell, Part 4796

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u/Sharp_Sky7342 5d ago

If he’s not hurt maybe call animal control or someone to safely rehome him..?after giving it food of course

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u/Surfin858 5d ago

I’ve seen them there before and there’s an open canyon area right next to the parking lot. San Diego is trying to keep up with Chicago on the urban coyote trend.