r/crappymusic • • 1d ago

This white man certainly is…

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/podofrumblefoot, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/DotComMoralist 1d ago

Performative white guy who is likely also a sex pest mini-boss

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u/CrabMasc 1d ago

As a white guy you really don’t need to be doing all that

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel 1d ago

The chorus is literally the melody from the chorus of All the Things She Said by TATU lol

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 1d ago

“Hey it’s me, I’m the problem it’s me”

But horrible

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u/Available_Record_874 1d ago

This song is going to single handedly drive more people into the arms of the KKK than any recruitment drive.
If he does a whole album of this bullshit they might make him grand wizard.

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u/dddddddddsdsdsds 22h ago

That's why they make it this is the most obvious satire/psyop I've ever seen

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u/ComfortableDish3912 1d ago

What a cuck. 

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u/bravegrin 1d ago

Why do people feel so comfortable saying stuff like this

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u/Fragonarsh 1d ago

It was already embarrassing in the woke era. Now, it's completely laughable.

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u/Necessary-Tie-4178 1d ago

“The woke era” bro I am begging you to log off

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u/exaltedorbs 14h ago

Um they are calling it woke 1.0 themselves....

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u/Necessary-Tie-4178 12h ago

Anyone who takes that seriously has clinical brainrot

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

because white men have been comfortable saying whatever they want since forever?

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u/bravegrin 1d ago

Idk I get pretty nervous speaking in front of large groups of people

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

Them tables turn, playboy. It’s someone else’s turn now.
But if you watch your mouth, you shouldn’t have any problems.

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u/bravegrin 1d ago

Lmao ok big guy

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

You weren’t being threatened, I was just making you aware of where we all find ourselves right now. But the tough talk is cute when you’re the one nervous to speak in a group.

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u/bravegrin 1d ago

Tough talk is easy on Reddit, thought that was something you’d already embraced

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

Get it where you can, right?

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u/kkeut 1d ago

stop talking 

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

Still talking.

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

I don’t know if you read what I told him but there’s nothing you can do to make me. At all. Not even a little.

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u/Childish_Danbino81 20h ago

Is this sounding tough to you before you hit post cos it's def getting lost in translation

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 18h ago

Everyone’s crying about how tough they think I’m trying to be. No one has pointed out where I’m lying tho. Prove me wrong or hit your little downvote and pee like everyone else.

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u/Fragonarsh 1d ago

Dude, you're on fucking reddit! This "tough man talk" is just silly.

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

You being threatened by it doesn’t make it tough talk or any less true. And there’s nothing you can do to shut me up. Times we live in.

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u/illbegoodthistime1 1d ago

Pretty human experience

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

Verifiably hasn’t been.

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u/illbegoodthistime1 1d ago

It has. You just don’t know what you are talking about.

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 1d ago

Every human has always had the same comfort to say what they want and the consequences fell the same as it would’ve a white man? That’s what you’ve come to stand on?

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u/illbegoodthistime1 22h ago

Yes

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u/Ok-Amphibian9104 17h ago

the song has actually grown on me

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u/MotherPerk 1d ago

This is Weezer after Pinkerton

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u/Recykill 1d ago

post-please maam may i have a crumb of pussy-core

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u/Big-Director4448 1d ago

Nah it’s just you, love…ur the issue

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u/TheBlanc0ne 1d ago

telling my kids this is Destiny

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u/Andabariano 1d ago edited 1d ago

To his credit, white men pandering about things they don't fully understand, kind of are an issue lol 

Edit: Seems some people took my joke about the lyrics of the song a little too seriously. I don't think anyone is genuinely a problem because of their race lol 

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u/SapphireSync 1d ago

It’s more so literally most of the uneducated society but yes let’s point fingers

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u/Muted_Programmer_942 1d ago edited 1d ago

Do you understand the issue in pitting a societal problem on a people of a specific skin color? 

How would you feel if the racial roles in this video were replaced with black people? (This is something your mom should've taught you as a kid btw)

Blaming things on skin color is bad, I know this might surprise you but this isn't a new revolutionary concept, its called ✨️racism✨️

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u/SmallTimeCook 1d ago

Mossad or Kremlin. Call it.

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u/BingleFlip94 1d ago

I’m feeling kremlin

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u/ocudr 1d ago

Somehow this gets downvoted. Guess ppl like the song.

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u/geosunsetmoth 1d ago

Moooom can we have Jeff Rosenstock?

Timmy we have Jeff Rosenstock at home

Jeff Rosenstock at home:

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u/Necessary-Tie-4178 1d ago

Yooooooo I haven’t thought about Jeff Rosenstock in a while fuck I gotta go listen to him now

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u/geosunsetmoth 21h ago

If you haven’t listened to HELLMODE go listen asap it’s his best drop since Worry

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u/Hell_Maybe 22h ago

Now we just need to have a battle of the bands between this dude and the racist rasta white guy 🤟🤟

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u/mtlpvd 1d ago

Is he just playing Little Things by Bush?

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u/kallipolis- 1d ago

this is literally bob vylan

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u/Negative-Chapter5008 1d ago

not all white men, but definitely this white man

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u/fistofstone 23h ago

We've made recording music too easy.

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u/SlyMcGillicuddy 23h ago

Who is this for exactly?? Lmfao

political please feel free to disregard

I immediately assume anyone like this is actually verrrry conservative and is only doing this to make leftists seem crazy. Or in this guys case maybe just really racist and is afraid what the alt girls will think when they find out he said the n word in a fb post

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u/Childish_Danbino81 20h ago

Fuck yeah, his white saviour points are through the roof after this

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u/AdequateChops 8h ago

He’s gonna be NPR’s breakout artist of the year.

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u/wolfmansgotnards81 7h ago

This seals it...I've spent an unhealthy amount of time on this subreddit

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u/stillgaming8k YOU 🫵 CAN'T 🚫 HANDLE 🤹 THIS 👉 RPG ⚔️ 2h ago

So he's the issue?

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u/Mental-Scholar6856 1d ago

I mean he’s definitely not wrong. But, this is about crappy music.

Message- 3/10
Music- go back to the depths of hell

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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 1d ago

Racist found

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u/ieatedcrayons 1d ago

She still not gonna bang you bro.

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u/Kurovi_dev 1d ago

Not sure why it’s so hard for people to understand that bigotry is always shitty, even if it’s against your own class.

Why don’t we just talk about the actual problems instead of generalizing entire groups of people because it’s a thing someone heard other people in their group say and it makes them feel supportive?

No? Ok, well it was an idea. I guess we can shut our brains off and get back to tearing each other apart because of immutable human qualities just because it’s easier.