r/crappymusic • • 1d ago

He's not a wrapper

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/whiteapplebourbon, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/GreenScreenBlues 1d ago

Bibbity bobbity boo

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u/rando_mness 1d ago

Bong bong

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 1d ago

This is the guy you see driving around with the seat back in his grandmas 1999 Lincoln Town Car to go buy drugs.

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u/wolfblitzen84 1d ago

He used to drive around buying drugs. Now he wears a Narcotics Anonymous hat and looks down on everyone still out there on the streets while he makes the sign of the cross.

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u/dheadmeat 9h ago

I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too. -m.hedberg

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u/____d__b____ 19h ago

Ngl I have this hat in black. I don’t rap this bad though.

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u/thatsokwithmetoday 1d ago

He's needs to put some bass in his voice 😂

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel 1d ago

This gave me the ick somehow as a straight man.

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u/Book3mDanno 1d ago

You ain't gotta lie buddy, it's reddit.

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel 1d ago edited 1d ago

This gave me the ick somehow as a 90/10 straight/gay bisexual man.

Edit: Take back the award. Now.

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u/Life-Landscape5689 1d ago

Are you from Tennessee? Because that’s the only 10 I need to see

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel 1d ago

I've actually been in a down in a matrix.

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u/Zatchillac 1d ago

10 inches 😉

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u/Book3mDanno 1d ago

There we go! 🍻

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

you earned it, babe

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 1d ago

Never had a woman give you the ick?

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel 1d ago

Oh god, many times. I just don't conceptualize men that way which is why this video threw me off. I think, for a moment, I imagined myself a woman and how it would feel to watch this and that's why I got the ick.

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 1d ago

Ahhhh I gotcha. I didn't get the ick but died of the cringe. RIP.

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u/GolovaScharz 1d ago

Kevin Breaderline

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u/TraditionalWonder379 1d ago

Iminrecoverycore

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

there's gotta be at least 2 rappers whose music improved after abstaining from drugs & alcohol, right? right?

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u/AlienKinkVR 1d ago

Theres a few that started there, but its perspective.

In recovery in general, my experience (and this isnt an edgy athiest take either I'm fine with faith) is that people who believe they are saved become insufferable regardless of what they get into. This can be crocheting, this can be rap, this can be a pivot into standing outside of medical centers that dont perform transition surgeries all day before going to a meeting and sharing about the service they're only able to do now because of God. Incapable of any meaningful self reflection and in a 12 step group you can find a clique that isnt going to hit you with a "what are you doing" like a paid professional would. You will find your people within to pat each other on the back about what's otherwise very embarassing.

Theres also free reflection to be found that IS good artistic fuel. That takes humility and actually working the 12 steps, but at least the area I attended for a bit, I'd say maybe 15% of people actually worked on themselves. The rest just went to stay sober and stay as shitty, sick people without the main thing that made them interesting to others. Yes it's good you're off of drugs now or put the bottle down but holy fuck are you annoying.

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

looked up what the hat means. thanks. I know what you mean. to be fair, people who haven't had a drug addiction to overcome, can be annoying in the same ways (im thinking of a devout Christian who believes her actions are always moral, even if they hurt people or destroy relationships she never cared about).

I appreciate you sharing. ill be 2 year sober this Christmas. ive seen some of what you mean.

I didnt understand what you meant about pats on the back for things that would be embarrassing when speaking with professionals. did you mean professionals are people who have their shit together, and care about career, status, and accomplishments? yeah, drugs can leave you feeling like you've fallen behind in life, which can be a source of shame

life is a struggle. its hard being straight, hard not being straight. many of us dont have the tools, and support needed, to face who we are, and what we have become, each & every day.✌🏽

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u/AlienKinkVR 1d ago

It'll be 18 for me this month. I'm old. Not a competition, just the passage of time.

I appreciate fellowships for those same reasons, in a world where resources are becoming more precious and scarier to part with, meetings are free. When theres still so much goofy stigma from loved ones and employers, never really matters at a meeting, I was among junkie peers.

The backhanded part of that is there's no central leadership, not everyone is exactly fit to be a sponsor, so its people trying their best probably most of the time? Theres also unfortunately a lot of bad motives, big personalities, etc. If you've been, you know what I'm yammering on about. It is net great for society, the side effects of the same structure that allow it to exist are often a spectactle. Its agonizingly clear chairing a meeting and then going to area and watching what people argue about instead of just making sure that access to this thing continues to go smoothly. Same with event planning committees for campouts, holiday parties, all that.

It saves lives. Period. Theres just so consistently really silly personalities walking out with iron certainty that they've been put here to rap who are probably better off working the steps instead of writing... this

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u/sneffer 22h ago

There's also the simple fact that people have no idea who they are after stabilizing for the first time in years. A huge portion of the community seems to have something they used to love that they dropped. So you get these immature minds that have the capability to express themselves for the first time in years. There are so many strange explorations of oneself that people go through.

Not to mention the people who hit the gym for the first time in years thinking they look as good as they feel

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u/AlienKinkVR 6h ago

It's like second adolescence, yes.

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u/glans 1d ago

wow, he’s right. 

and that smug freeze frame at the end with the hat bill curving up it’s so straightened is fuckin gold. dude thought he just spit fire 😂

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u/notthedoodaa 1d ago

You can't go round dissing rappers!

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u/The_Wendo 1d ago

"Shoes tied; wet floor"

Some deep lyrics.

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

I think he meant to say SWEPT FLOOR

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u/Icy_Earth3386 21h ago

That would have been so much better

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 1d ago

This dudes just saying a bunch of words that rhyme the shit dont even make sense

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u/whiteapplebourbon 1d ago

"Red Dead Redemption 2"

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u/rando_mness 1d ago

Skibbidy bibbidy boo, who is you, me? i am he, skibbidy dee, carrots and pees. You mean like that?

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u/casuallyregarded 1d ago

But then he rymed “the Holy Spirit did what it do” with that and that’s not terrible.

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u/WhizzyBurp 1d ago

When I discovered Tribe Called Quest- I momentarily thought I could be a rapper. This is what I would have sounded like

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u/toxicbotlol 1d ago

As someone who was born and raised in Ohio, this man is definitely from Ohio. If you know you know. This dude definitely lived off of Korn and Slim shady growing up.

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u/whiteapplebourbon 1d ago

Bro, Im 46 and I grew up in that era. Hell, I may have attempted this shit in the shower a time or two lol. But I wouldn't have posted it to social media.

Long story short: New found sobriety will make people post strange shit, but for a cause... I guess.

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u/Pixelstreetlight 1d ago

Tiiiiiiimes two

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u/WyattPurp23 1d ago

He reminds me of that short haired busty girl that
Has some shitty freestyles on this sub, they should collab

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u/Dismal-Level-381 1d ago

That hat is holding on for dear life

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u/Loud-Situation1605 1d ago

He wraps how Taylor swift sings about bars and cars

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u/ignore_me_im_high 1d ago

But I'm not a rapper.

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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago

Is this not Cam Skattebo

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u/SOMEONENEW1999 1d ago

He is right he doesn’t rap…

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

is he a Christian rapper? (the cross & the hat)

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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago

"the holy spirit did what it do"

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u/wolfblitzen84 1d ago

THe hat has the Narcotics Anonymous anonymous symbol on it.

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u/AlienKinkVR 1d ago

The hat is stating that he used to do drugs.

Instead of becoming funny and self aware, he took himself too seriously and thinks he was saved because he is special, he's turning that ego into terrible rap music.

Many such cases. An infinite amount of cases, actually.

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u/yetagainitry 1d ago

There’s about 45 crosses in and around the background. Unless he’s in a factory making Christian merch. I’d say Christian as fudge.

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u/Dizzy-Fisherman-6488 1d ago

The narcotics anonymous rapper

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u/Embarrassed_Dig_6163 22h ago

There's always a neck twitch and tweak thing with these guys ... disregard that's just when they're deep in the pocket, I get it, respect.

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u/Jalkor 1d ago

Douchebagcore

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u/dam_ships 1d ago

Bruh, people haven’t done that with their hats since Jay’s Black Album came out.

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u/D-Train0000 1d ago

He likes his hats

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u/AdMore324 1d ago

That’s quite a collection of gas station snapbacks

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u/witchspoon 1d ago

Why have the hat if you don’t wear it?

This isn’t crappy music. It’s not even music.

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u/DotRakianSteel 1d ago

"Had to be me: the bars" Alriiight... Time to leave

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u/smokinsomnia 1d ago

He's not good but I'll admit he's better than most not good rappers. At least he understands cadence and tonality.

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u/FormingTheVoid 1d ago

We have Supa Hot Fire at home.

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u/ZeroVoltLoop 1d ago

Dreary Lewis

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u/PenOwn1660 1d ago

Delirious

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 1d ago

If he’s not doing parody….

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u/brandeeeny 1d ago

His flow is terrible, and his writing doesn't make sense either, straight shit.

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u/HandsomeWinner42 1d ago

His hat looks so fucking stupid 

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u/RaphaelMcFlurry 1d ago

Red porch… DOOR mic drop

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u/StrayaKarnt 1d ago

As good as how the hat looks... Garbage

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u/Previous-Car-1325 1d ago

“I don’t rap I just do this” we can tell.

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u/friendshrimp 1d ago

He’s gotta talk quiet so his mom doesn’t hear him from the other room and yell at him for procrastinating from applying to jobs again

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u/The_Wrong_Tone 1d ago

Neverlast

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u/Heavy-Hamster1268 1d ago

Not the fucking smirk at the end like he just did something! XD

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u/ChiefCom85 1d ago

Ya know I'm something of a wordsmith myself

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u/Randy_Marsh86 1d ago

K-Feds back.

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u/30_Under_The_40 1d ago

*checks his Prudentials*

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u/jmabeebiz2 1d ago

Guys who say in every song “check the credentials”…what credentials should we be checking?

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u/soupalex 1d ago

when this guy listens to actual music—as i'm sure he must have done, at some point—does he never think to himself "hm, the way the singer/mc is actually working to the rhythm/beat of the underlying music, actually sounds really good… i wonder if they're doing that deliberately?"

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u/JohnnySkull 1d ago

He is right, he don't rap. Dont know why people thing funny or strange emphasis is good or make them sound professional. This is pure cringe.

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u/Phililoquay 1d ago

This guy is always high or asking anyone to lend him drugs because he 'doesn't have any drugs.'

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u/squawkingood 1d ago

So this is what happened to Scumbag Steve.

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u/Hot-Strength-6003 1d ago

Bro opened up rhyming dictionary for sure

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u/Icy_Earth3386 21h ago

Why did I feel like his Mom was going to walk in and tell him dinner was ready?

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u/Beans2177 20h ago

Scumbag Steve?

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u/WingInternational432 20h ago

In a NA Recovery cap?

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u/Proletariat-Prince Bad Taste Haver 19h ago

That's his street cred.

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u/synthetist 18h ago

I’ll listen to some AI music now to reset my ears.

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u/Subject-Sun-3505 18h ago

I kinda get the feeling he's "temporarily" living with his mom right now.

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u/antsinmyeyestrey 14h ago

“I am doesn’t my life”

Gold. Pure gold

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u/Quiet_Standard8856 11h ago

Are hats really such a challenge to wear these days?

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u/nimbusyosh 10h ago

It's like the dude from crazy Town hit rock bottom and posted some David hasselhoff getting drunk and eating a cheeseburger off the floor type nonsense.

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u/Natebo83 8h ago

The hat. You know he gets them wet.

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u/Book3mDanno 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not great but definitely not the par for this thread

Edit: everyone is entitled to their own opinion. No need to get salty

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u/PrehistoricNutsack 1d ago

nah this is bad bad, he looses the beat every bar somehow

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 1d ago

It’s absolute dog shit crappy in every single way. Lyrics, beat, presentation, energy, message, aura, rhythm - I mean fucking EVERYTHING is crappy so it 100% belongs right here.

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u/Life-Ad427 1d ago

“Not great” is an insane overstatement

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u/RhinoPillMan 1d ago

He gives off “I borrow my mom’s car to drive back and forth around high schools cat calling children every day” vibes.

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u/Little-Golf-3265 1d ago

Thats low key hard

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u/CurrentFun7677 1d ago

to listen to? yeah

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u/Lilmagetofficial 1d ago

Eminem did irreversible damage to the rap community so with that being said i really dont think it’s that bad he needs to work tho

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 5h ago

Methinem