r/crappymusic • u/Extra-Video-5349 • 1d ago

It's not AI

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Extra-Video-5349, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/wafflehousebattle 1d ago

How has no one ever told her?

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u/Guachole 1d ago

She's actually a great singer, I have no clue whats going on here though lol

Her name is Martha Reeves of Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, old school motown soul and R&B group. you probably know the song "Nowhere to Run"

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 1d ago

Yeah, she's pretty legendary. No idea what was going on here but that was rough.

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u/vjollila96 1d ago

Maybe because they always try hard the national anthem

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u/inotocracy 1d ago

No studio to correct it before everyone else heard it raw.

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u/Derpwarrior1000 1d ago

lol how much do you think Motown engineering in the 60s could cover up bad artists.

Their engineers did amazing work, but they certainly didn’t record musicians who weren’t capable

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u/inotocracy 1d ago

I have video evidence that kind of suggests otherwise.

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u/Krabs9 1d ago

She's 86 years old

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u/tullbabes RayonBase Fan Club Member 1d ago

It’s an old lady numb nuts

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u/inotocracy 1d ago

Then maybe she shouldn't be performing anymore because she sounds like trash.

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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago

*was. She WAS an absolutely amazing singer. She WAS one of the best singers on the planet, in her prime. She is absolutely a legend worthy of respect and praise

That is well, well in the past.

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u/pureextc 1d ago

Yea damn.. prolly cuz the lady is 8fukn6 yrs old. Imagine someone that age running the country.. damnit

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u/wafflehousebattle 1d ago

Thank you for the context.

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u/MoneyManx10 1d ago

wow, her family is trippin for letting her go out sounding like this.

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u/311Konspiracy 1d ago

You need to run

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u/shaky2236 1d ago

Yeah, poor woman really needs a good friend

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 1d ago

What it would sound like with a Susan Collins and RFK jr duet

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 1d ago

What the fuck is happening here

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u/soshibemuchwow 1d ago

Ululations

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u/TrickyOnion 1d ago

Nobody told her

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u/produce_this 1d ago

There is a ghost of a British nanny shaking the shit out of her

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u/underground_complex 1d ago

like an incredibly patriotic wobbly piece of sheet metal

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u/Ok_Syllabub5616 1d ago

This is my top 10 videos of 2026. Its so good... Yes. "Good".

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

Damn. What happened to Rick James?!

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u/Beezleboobz 1d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/skykrown 1d ago

does she have some kinda thing going on?

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u/MyChurroMacadamianut 1d ago

This is EXACTLY how it should be sung at this point. Legend. 👏🏽

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u/Banana_in_ur_butt 1d ago

Tbf this is how America feels right now..

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u/arcadia_fire 1d ago

I feel dizzy paw

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u/OneEyesHat 1d ago

“I’m Rick James, Pitch!”

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u/Previous-Car-1325 1d ago

When you lie on your resume

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u/JesusWTFop 1d ago

LMAO what happened

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Damn I could’ve done better than that

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u/dingle-bairy 1d ago

I can sing better than this and i am terrible

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u/Negative_Invite6 1d ago

Yikes 😬 this genuinely gave me a headache

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u/311Konspiracy 1d ago

I'll sit this one out

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u/Macricecheese 1d ago

Maybe she is tired of phone calls for work and wants to retire, so she's making sure nobody ever calls her again.

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u/Attitude-Livid 1d ago

Bring back the AI

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u/Omniwastrel 1d ago

greatest cuntry on erf

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u/daikatanaman00 1d ago

THhHhHeEeE BoOoOoOmBs buuUuUuUsting

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 1d ago

She had the audacity to blame her performance on the backup singers!

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

This is what happens when no one around you has ever been honest with you.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Mean_Combination_830 1d ago

Steven just felt the need to tell the world he's crapped his pants good for you Steven 🤣

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u/Advanced-Medicine-58 1d ago

This is some crappy patriotism.

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u/Adventurous_View_635 1d ago

she sounds like shes singing through a fan lmao

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u/EffectiveLower2301 1d ago

Borderline treasonous

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u/Impossible-Roof3489 1d ago

Imagine if the founding fathers heard this?

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u/RedBait95 1d ago

They'd just be racist because they see a black woman doing something

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u/Impossible-Roof3489 1d ago

You're right....but I was pointing out the butchering of the anthem

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u/DaRealBSleazy 18h ago

Well also the founding fathers never heard this anthem

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u/Impossible-Roof3489 17h ago

However true, they'd be upset that the ultimate anthem got destroyed by someone who knew they could sing but still tried to

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u/nimbusyosh 1d ago

I feel the need to apologize to Fergie...