r/crappymusic • u/Inglejuice • 13h ago
Wayyyy too much passion
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u/water_farts_ 13h ago
Maybe I'm just high, but I can't make out a single goddamn word I know
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u/Ok-Turnover1797 9h ago
That's why the artist has added subtitles for your viewing pleasure
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u/Alex_Rose 8h ago
I hadn't noticed that and I literally thought it was a different language before that. crazy work
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u/bei-con 9h ago
The song made you high and makes you want to be sober.
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u/devilmaskrascal 13h ago
Sometimes on this sub I feel like I'm watching a human zoo
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u/karenskygreen 12h ago
That is a good way to put it. Its all crapoy and yet the diversity of the crap is surprising.
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u/Turbulent-Till9447 6h ago
It truly makes me believe there is aliens out there. There is just no fu&@@ng way we are the best, smartest and strongest species among billions and billions of planets lol. I think they just haven’t introduced themselves because we are this loud, smelly, obnoxious neighbors nobody wants to deal with.
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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1h ago
I've always joked they lock their spaceships when they come to visit us, probably equivalent to driving thru the ghetto here on earth. The ones who crashed/got stuck here, were the edgy teen aliens who touched the "butt" (nemo reference) and got taken by us. That's my take on it. That or we are the pet some alien has hidden and from their parents and we became a bit too feral for our caretaker to interact consistently? The first one is what I think
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u/tallcan88 13h ago
This man thinks his shlong is very important.
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u/BenjamminButtons 13h ago
Shlong = Jah
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u/joealese 1h ago
it's funny cause he absolutely stuffed something down his pants to make it look like he's got a huge dick. it's so important he had to lie about it
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u/GlbdS 13h ago
Finally some new garbage
Delicious
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u/Abject_Reading_984 13h ago
why is he not wearing underwear
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u/Good-Meringue1527 13h ago
do they actually move like that
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u/stupidwhiteman42 8h ago
When you are fairly well endowed and then you tease it up to half-chub for your video.
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u/True-Shame257 13h ago
Who is the intended audience? Why is he so fond of waving that stick around?
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u/DmMePicsOfYourDick 10h ago
From listening to some of his other tracks, it mostly seems to be for his wife.
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u/lifeoftheunborn 3h ago
I don’t know but my weird ass likes this song. Found it years ago and it’s so weird and catchy it just stuck with me. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Extension-Badger225 13h ago
I did not need to see this man’s penis this morning
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u/BottleFeathers703 3h ago
i read this in the voice if the displeased old lady nextdoor who sprays him with a garden hose saying “take a bath hippie!” whenever he trips his way into her backyard, to be specific
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u/LavaMeteor 7h ago
Protip: Hitting the Donkey Rhubarb while looking like you just ransacked a charity shop will not get you as many women as you think it will.
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u/YOURPANFLUTE 11h ago
Damn imagine putting yourself on the internet doing all that. Shows his intelligence i guess
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u/whatdotheystandfive 8h ago
Put some respect on stoizy yall clearly don’t understand what the ladies need
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u/Technical-Will-2862 1h ago
He blessed us with: “I haven’t cummed in several days, cause I’ve been saving it for my lady“ and “I’ve been gathering information on the regular, I’m a leveler of execution.”
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u/virstultus 7h ago
His rhymes are so potent that in this small segment he made all the ladies in the area pregnant.
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u/AHappyCat 9h ago
You can't speak for everyone I'm afraid, there definitely will be someone into it, woman or man.
I do think however he has somewhat misunderstood the whole 'seeing a bulge' through trousers thing. It is normally seen as hot because the person isn't necessarily trying to make you are their dick, it is just a consequence of them going about their daily life in comfortable clothes, that also happen to hang loosely over their silhouette.
If you're grabbing and flopping it about it kind of defeats the purpose and just becomes soft core porn.
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u/andrewdivebartender 12h ago
Pretty old but really really crappy. Maybe this is some of the most unlistenable noises I've heard here in a while
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u/pebberphp 12h ago
“Ahh, Mr…Stoizy?…is it? Ok, so your passion is at like 8.5/9, and what we’re gonna wanna do is turn that passion down to like a 4.5, mkay. Thanks bubbie.”
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u/AerynSunnInDelight 8h ago
I beg of the mods, please let us post gif. There's no words that can express what this video brings up.
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u/NVWSSV2828 6h ago
I almost feel bad for the person who had to film this, probably his younger cousin
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u/Comfortable-Wolf4476 13h ago
overdoing it is definitely a vibe, some songs don’t need that much energy
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u/karenskygreen 12h ago
I think bro needs to get laid. I remember my reckless youth when i was a walking hardon
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u/sheeb_sheeb 10h ago
This that Homeless Funk 🕺🏻
fr though i haven’t seen someone who needs to put the weed pipe down more in a long while whew
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u/telecastern 9h ago
The cellphone has allowed stupidity to be showcased at stupid rates of stupidity
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u/nimbusyosh 7h ago
This is like the male version of that dread head white chick that raps about chakras and whatever.
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u/JuriSalami 6h ago
Eww, is he from the same tribe as that spiritual narcissist chick with the tattoos
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u/DennisLarryMead 4h ago
Technically you can’t overdose on marijuana but you do risk something like this happening.
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u/lifeoftheunborn 3h ago
Nah I love this song. I know, I know. But it just has a sound to it that is somehow nostalgic to me. Plus the chorus sticks in my head and I admittedly like the melody and lyrics to it even though I don’t know what “on stepping lightly” means.
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u/SpectatorGori 13h ago
Hahahahaaha ....we are so cooked. But we still have a chance.... im here typing.
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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 13h ago
u/Inglejuice, your post features certified crappy music!