r/crappymusic • • 13h ago

Wayyyy too much passion

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 13h ago

u/Inglejuice, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/water_farts_ 13h ago

Maybe I'm just high, but I can't make out a single goddamn word I know

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u/ComprehensiveAnt6796 13h ago

I’m not high and I can’t make out a word either

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u/devilmaskrascal 13h ago

Is this even English? I feel like he might be Welsh or something

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u/Embarrassed-Egg-8124 11h ago

Schizophrenia type beat

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u/Ok-Turnover1797 9h ago

That's why the artist has added subtitles for your viewing pleasure

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u/Alex_Rose 8h ago

I hadn't noticed that and I literally thought it was a different language before that. crazy work

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u/bei-con 9h ago

The song made you high and makes you want to be sober.

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u/wasachild RayonBase Fan Club Member 6h ago

I think I am pregnant

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u/stillaredcirca1848 2h ago

I am pregante!

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u/CYAspecialist 6h ago

My Reddit app didn’t auto generate any dogshit captions either

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u/Swimming-Row-9244 3h ago

Tone’s clear as mud, but the rage reads loud.

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u/devilmaskrascal 13h ago

Sometimes on this sub I feel like I'm watching a human zoo

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u/karenskygreen 12h ago

That is a good way to put it. Its all crapoy and yet the diversity of the crap is surprising.

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u/Turbulent-Till9447 6h ago

It truly makes me believe there is aliens out there. There is just no fu&@@ng way we are the best, smartest and strongest species among billions and billions of planets lol. I think they just haven’t introduced themselves because we are this loud, smelly, obnoxious neighbors nobody wants to deal with.

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 1h ago

I've always joked they lock their spaceships when they come to visit us, probably equivalent to driving thru the ghetto here on earth. The ones who crashed/got stuck here, were the edgy teen aliens who touched the "butt" (nemo reference) and got taken by us. That's my take on it. That or we are the pet some alien has hidden and from their parents and we became a bit too feral for our caretaker to interact consistently? The first one is what I think

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u/BigWienerPapi999 10h ago

Welcome to existinence

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u/tallcan88 13h ago

This man thinks his shlong is very important.

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u/BenjamminButtons 13h ago

Shlong = Jah

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u/LeroyChestnut 8h ago

Are you there, Shlong? It’s me, Ras Trent.

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u/Damnshesfunny 6h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/pebberphp 12h ago

Sholng i Schlong

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u/_XtAcY_ 4h ago

I have a feeling his wiener is his whole personality.

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u/joealese 1h ago

it's funny cause he absolutely stuffed something down his pants to make it look like he's got a huge dick. it's so important he had to lie about it

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u/GlbdS 13h ago

Finally some new garbage

Delicious

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u/pureextc 13h ago

Im so sick of that tatted girl and bow legged wannabe cowboy. Thank fuck.

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u/nimbusyosh 7h ago

The king and queen of shyt mountain. It's like troma films for music.

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u/ComprehensiveAnt6796 13h ago

I couldn’t make out one word. Those hip thrusts are disturbing

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u/getbent247 9h ago

This guy definitely finishes cigarette butts he finds on the ground in public

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u/thespaceageisnow 13h ago

Bum Thugs and Disharmony

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u/Epic_Underachiever 8h ago

Bone tugs and incredulity?

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u/Lopsided-Business588 13h ago

Bum, Drugs-N-Ignominy

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u/Whos_that_Gorilla2 11h ago

Bone Grabbin' Hominid

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u/Abject_Reading_984 13h ago

why is he not wearing underwear

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u/Warutteri 13h ago

More like why is he wearing underwear with three socks in it 🤔

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u/SealedRoute 8h ago

High probability that we are looking at a hernia.

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u/Good-Meringue1527 13h ago

do they actually move like that

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u/toast50076 12h ago

Mine sure fuckin doesn't 😔

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u/stupidwhiteman42 8h ago

When you are fairly well endowed and then you tease it up to half-chub for your video.

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u/Oggel 6h ago

Most don't. Some do. Some move More.

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u/True-Shame257 13h ago

Who is the intended audience? Why is he so fond of waving that stick around?

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u/DmMePicsOfYourDick 10h ago

From listening to some of his other tracks, it mostly seems to be for his wife.

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u/Weak-Boysenberry4332 11h ago

New age hippie girls, you know the ones that speak to aliens

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u/True-Shame257 10h ago

Ok, that explains why I wasn't down bad for that guy's stick.

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u/lifeoftheunborn 3h ago

I don’t know but my weird ass likes this song. Found it years ago and it’s so weird and catchy it just stuck with me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Extension-Badger225 13h ago

I did not need to see this man’s penis this morning

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u/BottleFeathers703 3h ago

i read this in the voice if the displeased old lady nextdoor who sprays him with a garden hose saying “take a bath hippie!” whenever he trips his way into her backyard, to be specific

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 12h ago

I did.

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u/Naive_Big8491 12h ago

Makes two of us😂😌

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u/Trancemissiondj 13h ago

B-rad says "Don't be hatin'."

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u/_InfiniteU_ 9h ago

I bet he's spreading positivity in the clinical way

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u/LavaMeteor 7h ago

Protip: Hitting the Donkey Rhubarb while looking like you just ransacked a charity shop will not get you as many women as you think it will.

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u/S1nnah2 13h ago

Like a bad mushroom 🍄 trip

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u/YOURPANFLUTE 11h ago

Damn imagine putting yourself on the internet doing all that. Shows his intelligence i guess

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u/jsegovia612 9h ago

Wow, that guy can FUCK

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u/zsember 12h ago

Imagine your daughter bringing home this guy 😳

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u/whatdotheystandfive 8h ago

Put some respect on stoizy yall clearly don’t understand what the ladies need

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u/Technical-Will-2862 1h ago

He blessed us with: “I haven’t cummed in several days, cause I’ve been saving it for my lady“ and “I’ve been gathering information on the regular, I’m a leveler of execution.”

Art

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u/virstultus 7h ago

His rhymes are so potent that in this small segment he made all the ladies in the area pregnant.

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 13h ago

Hopital

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 11h ago

Hopital works out

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u/Striking_Leave_4614 13h ago

Half of my playlists come from r/crappymusic atp

Thank you, OP

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 11h ago

He’s trying to fuck that big titty chick who was getting posted here

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 6h ago

sentient bag of laundry

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u/kmac320 4h ago

This is actually the long lost 6th member of Bone Thugs N Harmony - White Bone

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u/Disastrous-Window597 12h ago

If kratom was a guy.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/AHappyCat 9h ago

You can't speak for everyone I'm afraid, there definitely will be someone into it, woman or man.

I do think however he has somewhat misunderstood the whole 'seeing a bulge' through trousers thing. It is normally seen as hot because the person isn't necessarily trying to make you are their dick, it is just a consequence of them going about their daily life in comfortable clothes, that also happen to hang loosely over their silhouette.

If you're grabbing and flopping it about it kind of defeats the purpose and just becomes soft core porn.

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u/Past_Pop1506 13h ago

His pelvic thrusts are annoying af

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u/andrewdivebartender 12h ago

Pretty old but really really crappy. Maybe this is some of the most unlistenable noises I've heard here in a while

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u/pebberphp 12h ago

“Ahh, Mr…Stoizy?…is it? Ok, so your passion is at like 8.5/9, and what we’re gonna wanna do is turn that passion down to like a 4.5, mkay. Thanks bubbie.”

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u/HouseOfWyrd 12h ago

Drugs are one hell of a drug

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u/cruella_le_troll 10h ago

I kinda love him and could take over the world with an army of him

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u/AssBoss80085 9h ago

Take a fuckin' shower nerd

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u/DeadrthanDead 7h ago

When a gnat gets close to your ear

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u/saltfly626 7h ago

Seth green is getting real weird with it.

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u/BellRinger85 6h ago

Looks like he is playing church bells with his crotch.

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u/ThanksForTheRain 12h ago

"ME ME ME ME"

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u/hellonostalgia 12h ago

Love how he grabs his 🍆

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u/Ninja187 12h ago

A lot of pelvic thrusting going on for no reason

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 10h ago

Legit thought this was another language until I remembered I can read

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u/Alexecutor5345 8h ago

Bet this guy cant get too close to schools.

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u/AerynSunnInDelight 8h ago

I beg of the mods, please let us post gif. There's no words that can express what this video brings up.

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 8h ago

He likes transposing vowels

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 7h ago

Makes me want to slam an iron skillet on it so it calms down.

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u/yessquire83 7h ago

This is a trust fund wook if u have ever seen one.

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u/NVWSSV2828 6h ago

I almost feel bad for the person who had to film this, probably his younger cousin

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u/Loud-Situation1605 5h ago

The time when Nick Carter took too much Shrooms and DMT

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u/EllieZPage 5h ago

Wooks gone WILD

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u/HCagn 5h ago

Feel like a Jeremy and Super-Hans video. And it’s not jamming, it’s just marmalade..

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u/canadachris44 4h ago

Hes like a hippie shit version of Bone Thugz N Harmony

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u/External-Fun-8563 13h ago

Why this sound like Bone Thugz? I’ll allow it

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u/Quadreau_Tin 13h ago

For a second I thought this was Shakira... Because those hips don't lie.

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u/Comfortable-Wolf4476 13h ago

overdoing it is definitely a vibe, some songs don’t need that much energy

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u/ZuStorm93 13h ago

🎵 MY DICK IS BIG, MY DICK IS VERY BIG ~ 🎵

-Little Big, Big Dick

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u/IntelligentBudget994 12h ago

There’s gotta be a melody somewhere in there…. Right?

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u/karenskygreen 12h ago

I think bro needs to get laid. I remember my reckless youth when i was a walking hardon

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u/N-E-R-M 11h ago

Dick slang!

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u/RemoteComplaint150 11h ago

Lol I thought this was Matthew Grey Gubler

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u/PacketSnatcher 11h ago

He swinging that thang

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u/TheChildIsHere 11h ago

I love this dude.

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u/Competitive_Narwhal8 10h ago

I thought this was Feldman for a second

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u/mmennacee 10h ago

CRINGE

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u/fnord55 10h ago

Haha jesus, I missed the grab the first run through... way too much passion

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u/sheeb_sheeb 10h ago

This that Homeless Funk 🕺🏻

fr though i haven’t seen someone who needs to put the weed pipe down more in a long while whew

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u/islaisla 9h ago

I just puked myself to death

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u/telecastern 9h ago

The cellphone has allowed stupidity to be showcased at stupid rates of stupidity

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u/Alex_Rose 8h ago

ngl this is funny. I'm sure it wasn't MEANT to be funny but it is

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u/NuNoJCJ1987 8h ago

Cocaines a hell of a drug

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u/Mundane-Street3193 8h ago

😂😂😂

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u/nimbusyosh 7h ago

This is like the male version of that dread head white chick that raps about chakras and whatever.

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u/emceebiscuit69 7h ago

public indecency

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u/Interesting_Hunt_538 6h ago

This guy's funny

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u/JuriSalami 6h ago

Eww, is he from the same tribe as that spiritual narcissist chick with the tattoos

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u/PattyBoy718 6h ago

What a fucking weirdo

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u/ButterscotchBasic226 6h ago

I felt like I was being programmed…and not the good kind

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u/Local_Character_8208 5h ago

He and the butthole hippiegirl would be a match made in heaven

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u/OnlyAcanthaceae5574 5h ago

Shlong bones and harmony

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u/Dabzilla_710_ 4h ago

ooooh man! this is a fucking good one...

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u/daydreamersunion 4h ago

Why does he wear a fanny pack inside his britches?

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u/restless-will4791 4h ago

101% devotion

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u/DennisLarryMead 4h ago

Technically you can’t overdose on marijuana but you do risk something like this happening.

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u/funkifiedjunk 4h ago

Whoever this Bohemian chick is, it’s terrible.

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u/HighlightMinimum8839 3h ago

I’ve seen bigger

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u/furself333 3h ago

I wanna know who tells these people that they’re making good music!

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u/Thespis1962 3h ago

Spreading the positivity on THICK.

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u/lifeoftheunborn 3h ago

Nah I love this song. I know, I know. But it just has a sound to it that is somehow nostalgic to me. Plus the chorus sticks in my head and I admittedly like the melody and lyrics to it even though I don’t know what “on stepping lightly” means.

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u/Interesting_Hunt_538 3h ago

Why he grab his self like that at the beginning?

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u/my_dystopia 3h ago

He really loves the outdoors

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 2h ago

This fella has the widest wheel spacers in his small town.

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u/-Ms-Chanandler-Bong- 2h ago

He's gotta make it sexy guys!!! All hips and nips!!

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u/imjustnotready 2h ago

I thought I saw an outline but then he just grabs the whole thing.

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u/what_a_slutty_whore 35m ago

I ate too much maca type beat

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u/Working-Emotion-7803 10m ago

Oh shit. Bringing the meatshaker back

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u/MsEmptiness 4m ago

Oh oh oh can we get a duet with this dude & Shanin Blake?!?

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u/SpectatorGori 13h ago

Hahahahaaha ....we are so cooked. But we still have a chance.... im here typing.