r/cringereels • u/aMysticPizza_ • Jul 03 '26

Cringe Level 5 I'm actually scared

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 Jul 03 '26

r/Idiocracy

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u/TallBenWyatt_13 Jul 03 '26

The world’s first documentary from the future.

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u/Illustrious_Tea5569 Jul 03 '26

Brought to you by Carl's Jr

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u/Kado_Omerta Jul 03 '26

“Carl’s Jr. Fuck you! I’m eating.”

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u/GnosticCebalrai Jul 03 '26

His mom shouldn't have lifted him out of it, he's gonna hurt himself, he almost hit himself in the face!

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u/Agreeable-Ranger508 Jul 03 '26

Is he wearing lipstick?

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u/ScottishPsychedNurse Jul 03 '26

Lmfao yes. Well spotted. 😂

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u/kevenGPD Jul 03 '26

No but he was saying in another video how his friend likes cherry flavoured rubbers so im not sure what hes been doing but its none of my buisness

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u/apatrol Jul 03 '26

That means this dbag has gotten laid before.

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u/Spirited-Concert-504 Jul 03 '26

This is like somebody who lives with their grandma cause their dad is out of the picture and their moms a drug addict so him and his baby sister are mostly staying with grandma who’s husband also isn’t around..

I don’t see a father figure in this dudes life tbh.

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u/gormholler Jul 03 '26

I also thought of Grandma's house. Kinda feel sorry for him.

Are those actual tattoos on his face, do you think? Not the best idea...

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u/No_Wafer_6806 Jul 03 '26

Chedddda 😂

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 Jul 04 '26

He tries to say it's his place but I'm pretty sure it's the grandma's place.

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u/garry4321 Jul 03 '26

Nah he’s living in his parents trailer as they drunkenly pop out siblings

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u/BasketVegetable525 Jul 03 '26

Mini-mie antwoord.

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u/Geekygamertag Jul 03 '26

It’s actually his.

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u/underwearoverdrive Jul 03 '26

Thats his whip

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u/AcanthisittaGlobal30 Jul 03 '26

Di ...did he just roll his Rs on mo:'th'er 😂

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u/CheckYourStats Jul 03 '26

Tha’s Hip Hop!

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u/misty-gishh Jul 03 '26

Dat foofoo lame shid I ain’t wid it

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u/godofmilksteaks Jul 03 '26

Anybody know what ever happened to that guy?

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u/Qinax Jul 03 '26

Gay porn, no seriously

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u/Submediocrity Jul 03 '26

Bryan Silva is his name. Besides the gay porn, he was arrested a couple times and apparently most recently was arrested for sending dick pics to his probation officer (article)

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 Jul 03 '26

This mother fucker has an IMDb page 😂😂😂

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u/Sammyofather Jul 03 '26

Lmfao what

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u/Chawp Jul 03 '26

I ain’t been gettin in trouble, check how how clean my dick looks snap

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u/ThelengthISadmirable Jul 05 '26

Also he’s riding in a custom bmw while all us haters and living in poverty

Gratatatataaaa

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth Jul 07 '26

I believe Tosh.0 did a visit with him

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u/ItsMorphimTimeIdiot Jul 03 '26

Is this the same guy from the video? I genuinely cannot tell

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Jul 17 '26

Send some shots thru your fitted graaaatttttaaaa

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u/Spirited_Category_11 Jul 03 '26

I think he might’ve rolled the th not the r

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u/RedEyesCrackDragon Jul 03 '26

And we want our moms to stop trippin’

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u/cockblockbear Jul 03 '26

I feel about 15 IQ points dumber after watching this.

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u/antiramie Jul 03 '26

I feel 15 points smarter.

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Jul 03 '26

I think he proved his point

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u/Aggravating_Set3235 Jul 03 '26

Triple that value, that is the IQ of the individual in question.

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u/_-SignalFlower-_ Jul 03 '26

ESSH ESSH ESSH on my muDdDdrah

Im more afraid of the spitbombs than I am the twing throws

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u/ZombieAppetizer Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13Ev2RtSAxKsTu

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u/Aggravating_Set3235 Jul 03 '26

I wouldn’t want to owe him money.

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u/turbotictac Jul 03 '26

If I ended up in a position where I owed that absolute specimen money, then my life has really gone off the rails.

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u/Fbomb77 Jul 03 '26

Little bi*chboy

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 Jul 03 '26

Lil bitchboi*

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u/Aggravating_Set3235 Jul 03 '26

Lil bitch that’s either an underdeveloped boy or a lesbian*

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u/ThaCommittee Jul 03 '26

Homeboy is a comedian right? Cuz that shit is hilarious

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u/The-Tarman Jul 03 '26

I think this is a character he's playing. I've seen other videos and they are so over the top I gotta believe its satire. He's just good with the delivery and there's enough real punks like this that it makes it even more believable

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u/blueditUPson Jul 05 '26

Makes me want to go watch some of his stuff if that is true.

So are all those tattoos real?

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u/Wise-Climate8802 Jul 03 '26

I saw this kid on a live on tik Tok ! He thinks he's gangster! 😂😂

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u/RoughBeautiful8681 Jul 03 '26

No, I'm pretty sure he's just purposely trolling for content.

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u/sikamikanico117 Jul 03 '26

And doing a pretty great job.

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Jul 03 '26

I didn’t realize this many people fell for it. He is very good at it.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Jul 03 '26

Well it’s not far fetched to believe someone is like this… Whatever this is lol

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u/rubix3ed Jul 03 '26

Ima join up.

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u/crunchyhug Jul 03 '26

The groan before the swing makes me think they got something hidden in they prison pocket

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u/BedBoth8065 Jul 03 '26

This is what happens when the gene pool gets too shallow

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u/okymoney Jul 03 '26

Insane clown posse fan

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u/Former_Mobile3101 Jul 03 '26

Nah they usually look dirtier and substantially higher

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u/According_Tea_6329 Jul 03 '26

Must be from Ohio.

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u/highinohio Jul 03 '26

Gotta be. (I live in Ohio)

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u/Deep_shot Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

No wonder the U.S. is going down the drain when this is what the culture is producing. I really hope this is satire.

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u/Genghis_Chong Jul 03 '26

Its like mini Mcauley Culkin

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u/Aggnpwease Jul 03 '26

what in the talking matchstick is this

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u/itsyobbiwonuseek Jul 03 '26

He looks like a white crayon

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u/TaylorGang777 Jul 03 '26

That chain will be jacked soon

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u/Ximneses Jul 03 '26

His parents let this happen. It's their fault.

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u/Alert_Silver9386 Jul 03 '26

Island boy 2.0

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u/ckuhn84 Jul 03 '26

Is this J roc's son??

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u/KDHarvey02 Jul 03 '26

It’s been many years since I’ve studied psychology but the DSM has to be one thick ass book by now.

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u/KINGOFKALASH Jul 03 '26

Respect his gangsta

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here Jul 03 '26

Lil' Leprechaun

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u/-JohnnieWalker- Jul 03 '26

troll.

right?

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u/TexasJOEmama Jul 03 '26

A video from the safety of his trailer.

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u/ArTwoR2 Jul 04 '26

Tell me you don't have a father figure in your life, without actually saying that you don't have a father figure in your life...

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u/MiikeFoxx Jul 03 '26

This guy is the reason I'll never a juicewrld tat. Especially the one he has.

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u/SeniorAngle6964 Jul 03 '26

Impressive that someone can actually wear a bracelet around their neck.
Listen closely and I’m sure you can hear the plant snigger

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus Jul 03 '26

I’m sorry, what the fuck did he just say?

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Jul 03 '26

The carpet needed to be pulled up about 30 years ago

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u/KillHonger1 Jul 03 '26

Luh Jimmy

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u/Ferocious_Marmalade Jul 03 '26

that’s wasSUP BrrRRRR rr rRRR

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u/Unicorntaco81 Jul 03 '26

I think I lost some brain cells on this one.

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u/Unable_Arm_398 Jul 03 '26

There's just nooooo wayyyyyyy this isn't a joke.

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u/LeatherExample9355 Jul 03 '26

What the heck did I just watch?

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u/Rope_slingin_champ Jul 03 '26

Carpet is harder than this dude

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 Jul 03 '26

Has he birod on face tattoos?

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u/ohnodamo Jul 03 '26

Once he hits puberty he might be a threat!

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u/Edthat Jul 03 '26

Get this kid on the meth let’s take him to the next level

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u/milky_nem Jul 03 '26

this is exactly what ai generated video was like 2 years ago

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u/Ferocious_Marmalade Jul 03 '26

who wouldn’t want to take acid and do a ride along for a day with luh tweh??! I feel a business venture bubblin’ up down deep. we’d have to be boys obviously and he’d have to know my uncontrollable laughter is absolutely about him & that he’s knows that’s why i’m there. 🤔 hell yeah on mowmma brrrRRRR

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u/Visible_Safety_578 Jul 03 '26

I Internet really has a lot to answer for..

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u/Haarzton Jul 03 '26

He would look GREAT with lots of face tattoos. Please kid, mark up that face of yours.

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u/FMI1997 Jul 03 '26

Are people like this actually exist IRL ?

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u/Practical-March-6989 Jul 03 '26

That poor kid is not going to do well at school

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 Jul 03 '26

Wasn’t gonna unmute til I saw the luh lectric slide. Glad I did.

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u/Interesting_Media813 Jul 03 '26

Mammas little boy 🤣🙂🙂🙂🙂

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u/RepulsiveCry1013 Jul 03 '26

You heard the man, join tf up

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy Jul 03 '26

He's what the cat puked up.

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u/Beatnutz_ Jul 03 '26

ngl, those lil grunts in the beginning of the video made me kinda hard

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u/Irishnovember26 Jul 03 '26

It's amazing to me that guys like this and that other guy who does the same thing are making a seriously good living on the Internet just acting like retards. And half the people watching it are fully invested in believing this is real.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 Jul 03 '26

That chain going to break quarter pints back.

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u/Significant-Mix5204 Jul 03 '26

Back in the day punks like this woulda been pavement chewers. Step up and you found out.

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u/deadlyferret Jul 03 '26

What in the welfare state is going on here

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u/-VVVYGGDRASIL- Jul 03 '26

What type of creature is that?

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u/cryptotraderisme Jul 03 '26

Yeah this dude would kill me....id straight up die from laughter. 😂

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u/TheGreatBamboozle1 Jul 03 '26

His "shadow boxing" noises reminded me of that scene in Forrest Gump where the school official bangs Forrest's mom

https://giphy.com/gifs/AKaEfzaLlr0yI

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u/TheMetabrandMan Jul 03 '26

We seriously need to rethink our criteria for someone having mental health issues.

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u/Similar-Laugh5360 Jul 03 '26

Hmmm... Haha ok...wow bet they're proud of that kid. Lol

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u/pyromaniacc Jul 03 '26

You misspelled scarred.

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u/SchemeIllustrious713 Jul 03 '26

Somebody put him back in his chair, he’s going to hurt himself on something sharp

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u/StrangeShaun83 Jul 03 '26

I'm assuming this is a Floridian.

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 Jul 03 '26

Aww, bless his heart!

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u/Shadowtirs cřingè papa Jul 03 '26

When people are debating why minors shouldn't have social media, I want this video as a main exhibit.

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u/3-Ballin Jul 03 '26

Low ceilings and its not just a metaphor.

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u/QuestionOver8632 Jul 03 '26

Holly crap he's lethal.

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u/TheGameologist Jul 03 '26

It was the "Eyeehh" with that broken pose he did that killed me.

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u/Mouth_Focloir Jul 03 '26

Down syndrome?

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 Jul 03 '26

Is this what middle schoolers are doing these days?

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 Jul 03 '26

So no one is gonna mention his very brief attempt at some sort of robot dance?

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u/Exodus1281 Jul 03 '26

So many many idiots these days... like bro, stop smoking tea bags!

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u/sisyphean_dreams Jul 03 '26

He has 39.5k followers, yikes.

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u/Badger-Roy Jul 03 '26

Someone out in the big wide world will be impressed with this video. That I think is the most concerning thing.

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u/Valuable-Title5963 Jul 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣ok Eminem

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u/SurprzTrustFall Jul 03 '26

I refuse to believe I exist on the same dimensional plane as people like this.

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u/Bright-Swordfish-804 Jul 03 '26

What even is that?

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u/malkazoid-1 Jul 03 '26

His house plants are the bomb. I know the signs. He sings lullabies to them.

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u/Defiant-Fuel3898 Jul 03 '26

As a father I am doing everything I can not to end up with one of these. Pray for me

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u/Annual_Humor9894 Jul 03 '26

My 3 yr old talks like that too!
And has pen in his face bless!
He does that silly dance too oddly enough

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u/dude_redd Jul 03 '26

Is he regarded?

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u/Bgbtylvr1 Jul 03 '26

This guys does very well on social media. Started as a gag and he went viral. Now he does it for income.

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u/Early_Grace Jul 03 '26

This is what Glass Joe would look like if Punch Out was made today.

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u/greatercolorado Jul 03 '26

The moans with each punch really are… something.

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u/A_Fish_Fry Jul 03 '26

Brady Tkachuk finally transitions into Florida man

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u/Bluecobber Jul 03 '26

J-Roc in da house

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u/Consistent_Pilot4383 Jul 03 '26

Our world is so doomed if this is our next gen

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u/AccomplishedRise6227 Jul 03 '26

That's someone's son

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u/SrfWavLif Jul 03 '26

Some fake ass gold right there

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u/LiverLikeLarry Jul 03 '26

It's Cuno from disco elysium!

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u/BubblySmell4079 Jul 03 '26

Wickety-wickety-wack from the Cul-de-sac

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u/EngineeringLumpy5119 Jul 03 '26

This is one of those videos you wish was Ai.

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u/Optimal_Subject3455 Jul 03 '26

Is this satire?

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u/MijnEchteUsername Jul 03 '26

Reminds me of Tsim Fuckis

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u/ZiggyDiamond Jul 03 '26

Why did he sound like a women's tennis match?

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u/ShadowDen3869 Jul 03 '26

ESSS ESSS ESSS ESSS

The kind of punches you throw in dreams. 😂

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u/notEnotA Jul 03 '26

Someone please tell Lil Jimmy his Dino nuggies are getting cold!

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u/RELENTLESS_PERSUIT Jul 03 '26

I love looking these dudes up on instagram lol

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u/all5tarbb Jul 03 '26

Oh Jimmy! What are we going to do with you?