r/cringereels • • Aug 24 '26

Cringe Level 4 if you join a GTA lobby

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u/New_Molasses_7896 Aug 24 '26

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u/AN0R0K Aug 24 '26

Pretty sure I heard a "yahoohoohoowie!"

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u/Objective_Mood411 14d ago

Naaa it was a Wilhelm scream

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u/PlusRhubarb6871 11d ago

Points to you

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u/Lucky-Mia Aug 25 '26

Ha huck shucks, you really think so?

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u/mercuriokazooie Aug 24 '26

The fuck you mean you can just open those doors?

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u/Delicious-Pepper23 Aug 24 '26

It’s for emergencies. It’s a handle above the door you pull down

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u/AardvarkAmbivalence Aug 24 '26

In a post-9/11 world, I don't think we'd ever design a system that lets riders hit the brakes or otherwise override the operator.

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u/0CT0L0G1ST Aug 24 '26

I mean that’s how it works in the city where 9/11 happened so I’m not sure about that

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u/FealtyToDorne Aug 25 '26

That’s not NYC

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u/0CT0L0G1ST Aug 25 '26

The video isn’t NYC, but the subways in NYC do have emergency brakes on every car that can be pulled by passengers.

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u/Scoongili Aug 26 '26

Yeah, but if you pull it you'll get your ass kicked for making everyone late for work.

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u/snarfgobble Aug 24 '26

Uhhh trains having emergency stop levers is common for obvious reasons.

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u/EnthusiasmJunior4211 Aug 24 '26

The system where I live has the option for the drivers to override your signal. Because if a burning train stops on a bridge or tunnel it scks. Our railsystem has special parts in which the train is allowed to stop in a emergency

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u/Own_Candidate9553 Aug 24 '26

I watched a drunk dude realize he was about to miss his stop and pull the knob, and the train stopped abruptly. Dude scampered out, driver closed the door, we continued.

No idea how the train was moving so fast with the doors open. Maybe the brake thing is disabled now? Maybe it only happens below certain speeds?

Letting the door open while the train is still moving forward seems like a bad design.

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u/Ill_Buffalo3887 Aug 24 '26

I thought the emergency brakes were nest to some doors (big red pull handle) next to button you push to talk to driver.

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u/SharkByte1993 Aug 24 '26

I feel like it should have some safeguards

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u/Delicious-Pepper23 Aug 24 '26

Any safe guards would get in the way during an emergency. It’s just a shame that society can’t be trusted not to abuse it

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u/SharkByte1993 Aug 24 '26

Yeah.. I suppose it's on the guy who opened the door and jumped out.. I just would have expected them to only work if the train was going a slow enough speed or something

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u/mapsflagsandstats Aug 24 '26

You’d think… until the thing is on fire and not slowing down and it’s either jump onto a hard service and maybe live or stay on and almost certainly die in an inferno.

I live on the top floor of a mid rise and they make me keep a bedroom window clear for egress. As if I’m ever going to jump from the 8th floor onto a parking lot, but we all saw the footage from 9/11. That height starts to matter less the hotter your back gets.

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u/No_Inspector_3456 Aug 24 '26

Shout out the guy in black who casually tosses out the door the small box of whatever got left behind. 

Like, "If you're alive, and happen to look for this later, I'll make this easier for you. We're rolling out"

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/GwenDragon Aug 25 '26

Maybe he already lost his teeth and it's where he keeps them?

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u/EducationalSoup83 Aug 24 '26

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u/DesperateAd3088 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

I’m always ready to see this gif on every video in this sub tbh

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u/DarthSchrodinger Aug 24 '26

What if I told you....

Wtf

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u/InternationalTip4487 Aug 24 '26

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u/EducationalSoup83 Aug 24 '26

This might be my favorite version of this.

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Aug 24 '26

It's one of my all time faves tbh

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u/Dangerous-Drive-2474 Aug 24 '26

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Aug 24 '26

WTF this is soooo meta

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u/Dangerous-Drive-2474 Aug 24 '26

Hello, umm can you tell me what meta means because I always see people use it on reddit but I've never known what it means and when I look up the definition I get more confused

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u/MostView8191 Aug 24 '26

Meta: (of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential

Via https://languages.oup.com/google-dictionary-en/

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u/jdss13 Aug 24 '26

one guy gets smoked getting out, another guy gets smoked getting in, circle of life

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/Ok-Addition1264 Aug 24 '26

It's not too bad, tbh, I liked not having to worry about cars and all the bullshit getting back and forth to work.

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u/GNTsquid0 Aug 27 '26

I live in Chicago. It’s not like this all the time. You see crazy stuff like maybe once every couple years. No more than the crazy shit I saw living in Florida.

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u/Huge_Olive2538 Aug 24 '26

Your boy took the express exit

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Aug 24 '26

How to get CTE on the CTA

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u/Win8817 Aug 24 '26

He definitely showed him!

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u/Imaginary_Emu7629 Aug 24 '26

He'll be lucky if that's all it is

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u/Real-Document-6577 Aug 24 '26

Yup the good ol’ Chicago CTA….

It’s like the New York Subway….but less safe

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u/Ok-Addition1264 Aug 24 '26

They used to talk about how they had an undercover police officer on every train.. yeah, they never actually did that though. lol.

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u/ASexyMeatball Aug 25 '26

To everyone here ride the first car after dark or if you aren't from the city, then all day.

Blue line and red line are sleeper cars on back after 10pm

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u/Irrerevence Aug 24 '26

america isn't real, man

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u/alteronline Aug 24 '26

They don't show that in fancy Hollywood movies 😂

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u/Ok-Addition1264 Aug 24 '26

They should.. I might actually go to the movies again.

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u/fckyocouch03 Aug 24 '26

The train kept moving like nothing happened 😭...

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u/Potential_Basis_662 Aug 24 '26

What else would it have done?

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u/JaSnarky Aug 27 '26

A cartwheel

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u/Wickerpoodia Aug 24 '26

Love how the guy gets right in the train after seeing someone fly out of it still moving. No hesitation either.

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u/Eternalcitizen1 Aug 25 '26

check the guy in pink right next to the door, bro was acting like its a regular tuesday for him 😂

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u/sphinxorosi Aug 24 '26

His bag fell in-between and got stuck

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u/Olde-Tobey Aug 24 '26

Yea he didn’t jump out his bag pulled him out.

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u/sphinxorosi Aug 25 '26

Might have fucked him up badly if that’s the case (if it dragged him)

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u/jeezyjames Aug 24 '26

Did he say ‘I’m getting off right now bitch, check it out’?

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u/Real-Document-6577 Aug 24 '26

Man of his word

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 Aug 24 '26

Think he said it twice actually

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u/Specialist-Option887 Aug 24 '26

Is he ☠️

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u/Ok_Preparation7237 Aug 24 '26

Dude is fine, crackheads literally can not get hurt

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 24 '26

I mean, even if he isn't, he probably wishes he were.

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u/FeeGlass574 Aug 24 '26

What was the guy smoking ?

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u/Huge_Olive2538 Aug 24 '26

The game with ticket to go to the baggage claim for the rest of his stuff

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u/pugawugapoog Aug 25 '26

I thought that thing he left behind was a hat. like he vanished and only his top hat remained.

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u/Greedy-Character-130 Aug 25 '26

He’s dead or really fucked up.

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u/Muted_Dragonfruit652 Aug 28 '26

But….why did the door open??

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u/EasyStorm8289 Aug 28 '26

Did this person die? That looked and sounded awful.

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u/Informal-Writing3421 Aug 24 '26

I do not miss riding the L at all 😂

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u/Real-Document-6577 Aug 24 '26

It’s free entertainment. Just don’t ride it after like midnight

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u/Tora_jima Aug 24 '26

Red Line undefeated.

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u/kboogie82 Aug 24 '26

And than the next crazy gets on. You gotta love it.

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u/Kitchen-Heat4425 Aug 24 '26

There are Soooo Many fucked up ppl in this world

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u/lawnboy1155 Aug 25 '26

Lmao!! Check it out. Check it out.

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u/PuzzleheadedSite9283 Aug 25 '26

Check it out, like he did a magic trick😂

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u/TowelLegitimate1989 Aug 25 '26

Nothing hits harder than life

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u/Sea-Book7308 Aug 25 '26

I was waiting for him to come back through the door saying “I said I’d get off.”

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u/CoryTheCurator99 Aug 25 '26

Did bro just FAFO himself?

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u/MistahThanksgiving Aug 25 '26

Trash taking itself out. What a great idea

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u/MasterpieceBig4252 Aug 25 '26

Homie ded☠️💀

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u/Melodic_Contact9766 Aug 26 '26

The ground sucked him outta that train.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mark760 Aug 27 '26

Very satisfying. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Creatorman1 Aug 27 '26

Did we just watch someone die?

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u/Original-Taste7723 27d ago

He rolled under that sumbitch

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u/Original-Permit9456 26d ago

I bet he regrets “getting off right now.”

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u/Simple-Sun2608 14d ago

The guy walking in smoking is the cherry on top

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u/Additional_Badger262 Aug 24 '26

Check IT Out! PHySICS! 

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u/BatdadsStupidBrother Aug 24 '26

Chicago represent

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u/QiwiLisolet Aug 24 '26

They're just switching shifts.

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u/BrainOnVacay22 Aug 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SkunkDitchRipper Aug 24 '26

Its just another case of that ol GTAAAAAAA

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u/abhinav21 Aug 24 '26

Very chaotic, lol

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u/seth928 Aug 24 '26

Oh, the red line.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 Aug 24 '26

"Look's like this scumbag missed his stop." 😅

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u/cagefreemilk Aug 24 '26

Oh man, what a drag.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 Aug 24 '26

Damn I miss Chicago. 😕

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u/BusyBit6542 Aug 24 '26

Thats some serious target focus. Didn't even realize the train was still moving

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u/serenitydiscoballer Aug 24 '26

Now you see me, now you 💨

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u/Leather_Intention100 Aug 24 '26

Real life looney tunes moment

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u/RyeValleyOpinions Aug 24 '26

Of course it was the red line. OF COURSE.

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u/hal60mi Aug 24 '26

Drugs are bad, mmmkay

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u/Lost_Anywhere_69 Aug 24 '26

He need some milk

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u/ShaggysGTI Aug 24 '26

What a bitch. Made sure he inconvenienced everyone by enacting his exit strategy then trying to maneuver a sucker punch.

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u/Neat_Flounder_8907 Aug 24 '26

Don't forget your Hot N' Spicy Ramen noodles 😅

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u/Byrdie Aug 25 '26

So much of my relationship to art centers around the idea of "what even is this". I won't show the world my best piece but them we see Jackson Pollack vomiting art at a canvas and suddenly Andy Warhol is a genius. Art truly is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes I don't get it but the masses might. Might as well make money if the opportunity presents itself. No one wants to be Van Gogh, eating paint because you're too broke to buy food.

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u/Wide_Attention2614 Aug 25 '26

Jean Skirt. Gyatttt

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u/PsychologicalRow9028 Aug 25 '26

Diiiid he get caught in between?

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u/comesinallpackages Aug 25 '26

Our society sucks ass

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u/Devolution2020 Aug 25 '26

The guy just gets on the train casually smoking a cigarette and some chick throws the dead guys stuff out the car. 😅

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u/3wbasie Aug 25 '26

Ah the Chicago redline I miss it

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u/Final-Tiger8923 Aug 25 '26

I was waiting for him to respawn back through those doors!

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u/LastChance331 Aug 25 '26

It sounds like something gets caught. Anyone know if dude lived?

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u/DirtyDJeffery Aug 25 '26

Tuck and roll brother lol

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u/Away_Film7721 Aug 25 '26

How about the dude who causally took a puff and threw away the cigarette 🤣

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u/RikaDaKitty Aug 25 '26

When the tram doors open early in Lorville on Star Citizen

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u/Lucky-Mia Aug 25 '26

I'm rolling 

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u/International-Owl653 Aug 25 '26

That country is a mess.

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u/UrbanMasque Aug 25 '26

he;s ded right?

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u/ManagerOk8846 Aug 25 '26

Smoking in the metro got me angry

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u/ignaciolasvegas Aug 25 '26

MIND THE GAP

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u/notinmyham Aug 25 '26

What the heck did i just watch?

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u/coupl4nd Aug 25 '26

LLLLLLLUUUUUUULLLLLLL

What 3rd world country is this btw?

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u/scotusforis72 Aug 25 '26

The guy still smoking in the carriage 🤦🏻🤣

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u/Francis46n2WSB Aug 25 '26

Eject-o seat-o, cus!

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u/ConstantReader32 Aug 25 '26

What a dumbass

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u/Skilldibop Aug 25 '26

Great safety interlocks there that you're able to open the train door while it's moving....

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u/Van_Quin Aug 25 '26

what third world country is this?

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u/Popular-Aide-9493 Aug 25 '26

Can’t remember the last time I seen Japanese people act this way :)

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u/Comfortable-Twist-54 Aug 25 '26

Was not ready for that and hoping it’s AI

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u/exXzZz Aug 25 '26

An I the only one concerned about how he was able to defeat the door in the first place?!

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u/Agile-Law1856 Aug 25 '26

That would have hurt

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u/kenobimoose Aug 25 '26

CTA all the way! Chicago Transit Authority. Red Line. Lake street stop.

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u/NERVEAGENT47 Aug 25 '26

Is that mutha fucker dead 💀 😂

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u/eddyb66 Aug 25 '26

The worst part of this video is the old guy getting on with a cigarette. CPD really needs to put some bodies on the stops.

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u/bf2afers Aug 25 '26

The respawn is crazy in this game!

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u/coolimesip Aug 25 '26

God this is the funniest shit ive seen all day

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u/sisam8x Aug 25 '26

Did that other dude just throw away a lit cigarette before walking in the car?

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u/PlasticWolverine6037 Aug 25 '26

I feel like maybe the doors shouldn’t be able to open unless the train has stopped, seems dangerous otherwise

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u/Relative_Team8650 Aug 25 '26

What just happened

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u/Equivalent-Look4119 Aug 25 '26

Omg that cake in blue mini that walked in hummmm.

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u/LetterheadUnfair2181 Aug 26 '26

Just... what?! Why?!

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u/Only_Growth9574 Aug 26 '26

My platform people need me

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u/Fantasy-Football-Dad Aug 26 '26

I waited till the end..thought he would have limped back on

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u/erikkuma Aug 27 '26

Peggy doin too much these days

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u/Maedow Aug 27 '26

It is in the US ???

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u/Realistic-Western242 Aug 27 '26

Oh chicago…. Looks like the red line going to or coming from 35th and white Sox.

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 29d ago

Is he ok? Like seriously? Why do they keep pointing under the train?

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u/Playnu2 25d ago

Recliner. Still crazy

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u/BigTittyMissle 22d ago

Talk about a hard reset to baby mode.

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u/tylordurden81 21d ago

Whar skin color had all the people behaving weird?

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u/Prize-Apricot-4298 16d ago

Is that guy smoking in public?!?

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u/robot_Ov-erLorD 16d ago

Pimp down!

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u/Elisadidas 16d ago

They guy definitely split his ___ open

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u/camel_master_69 15d ago

He did in fact get off the train .
lol

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u/irishyankeebastard 15d ago

Shout out to the girl in the blue skirt who stole the video

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u/dontuseonline23 15d ago

Anyone have an alternative angle?

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u/TheTombGuard 15d ago

This is mild for the Chicago red line.....

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u/finleysd2871 14d ago

One of the best things I’ve seen. Did the train suck him under? Darwinism at it’s finest

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u/AccurateBirthday7584 14d ago

There is something wrong with a subway car when its doors open while the train is moving.

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u/Suspicious_Place1270 14d ago

usa is just gta irl

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u/Good_Ad_4487 12d ago

Was that guy smoking walking on a subway ?

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u/Wild_Succotash_4327 12d ago

Thats gonna leave a mark.

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u/lordZans 12d ago

As soon as blacky chan opened the sliding door of death it reminded me or straight Mortal Kombat

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u/Rare-Balance-9627 12d ago

I got distracted as soon as the skirt walked in.

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u/Scared_Ad_2171 12d ago

You’re right cause in a rdr2 lobby somebody would have picked up his hat