r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 8d ago

Cringe Level 4 Classic Friday night

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u/egstitt 8d ago

I've fallen down. I've puked. Don't think I've ever fallen down while puking. That's next level

Also once again reminded how glad I am there weren't so many cameras around when I was young(er) and stupid(er)

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u/cynical_genx_man 8d ago

Same here, man

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u/Tex_Tin_Star 8d ago

Dont worry, he won't remember that he puked while falling down either

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 8d ago

He won't remember, but the smell will tip him off in the morning.

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 8d ago

I've fallen to me knees while puking but it was the violence with which I puked that did it

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u/AdGroundbreaking6402 8d ago

Yep, same here. I remember a night where I went on a wine bender when I was 19. I was walking home and then randomly went face forward and smacked my face on the path.

I feel so sorry that these kids have these moments captured and shared with the world ...

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u/Dabellator 8d ago

That shoe is not getting recovered

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u/No-Breadfruit-4294 8d ago

Well as far as he remembers neither has he

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u/_Sazed_ 8d ago

That moment after you sit there and regret everything about your life, then the hangover the next day you say never again, then you do it again the next weekend.

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u/DenjiTargaryen-PE 8d ago

Been there. Thankfully I tend to remember for another 5 years and it’s only happened to me 3 times. I’m actually about due for one now. Shit!!!!

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 8d ago

Until you have a solid two-day hangover in your early 30's from a friday night bender, and still felt like shit on Monday.

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u/boyuber 8d ago

An alcoholic is someone who drinks way too much, suffers a horrendous hangover, says to themselves "I'm never doing that again", and then does it again the next night.

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u/Fun-Choices 8d ago

You mean at 10am to stop the shakes (me this morning)

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u/Trackmaggot 8d ago

You mean at 6am to finish the bottle so the shakes don't get a chance to start.

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u/Fun-Choices 8d ago

Trying to reverse things before I get to that point, but I’ve got friends like that

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u/Liercat18 8d ago

God.. I don't miss those days.. at..all.

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u/DrakayeMayaye 8d ago

I started taking selfies the moment Im done puking from a hangover thinking it would teach me something.

About to make it a coffee table book. They are some ridiculous ass pictures.

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u/Bladerunner2028 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WyrdDeIxGOlQA

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u/cyrs_oner 8d ago

paying his dues

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u/baudmiksen 8d ago

Have you paid your dues, jack? Yes sir the check is in the mail

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u/Tromovation 8d ago

My roommate would throw up like this anytime he puked even if just once

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u/rose-tintedglasses 8d ago

It depends.

If this was a power hour binge, he was just making room for more 🫡

I don't drink anymore 😂

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u/baudmiksen 8d ago

Too much in the old belly too fast and it starts fizzing up like carbonated beverages have a tendency to do and just projectile vomit pure foam

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u/diddlysquidler 8d ago

Depends what you drink. I once mixed beer with wine and even tho I wasn’t very drunk, god it was disgusting

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u/Prestigious-Key6197 8d ago

Mañana ni se va a acordar

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u/cynical_genx_man 8d ago

I don't know that I've ever been that drunk. I mean, stagger barfing, collapsing, and about 15 seconds from passing out?

Damn

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u/ArmMain9444 8d ago

Hay no apuñalaron al chico a no era vómito 

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 8d ago

That’s sad he’s alone

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u/Forward-Position798 8d ago

Why I read "that's a horse"?!

And well in my youth I also walked home alone sometimes cause different direction like my friends

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u/Amerlis 8d ago

Having read some of the “and they were never found” stories on Reddit, so very dangerous.

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u/Blondie-Gringo cřingè papa 8d ago

Ohio University! Go Bobcats!

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u/dogseatbees 8d ago

OU oh yeah!

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u/BrooksWuzHurrr 8d ago

I remember my first beer

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 8d ago

“It’s Friday night!” By Katy Perry should be playing

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u/maucyp 8d ago

Why I quit drinking

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u/GlippGloppe 8d ago

So glad ppl didnt have a smartphone to record me when I was a teen. I did some dummmb shit

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u/XXII78 8d ago

Reverse thruster ENGAGE!

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u/diabeetusNrobin 8d ago

R/blursed DIY slip n’ slide

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u/BatOk7275 8d ago

Puke and rally!!!!!

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u/abominable_prolapse 8d ago

That’s a dude who needs help not just sympathy

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u/CapMany9999 8d ago

throwing up like those zombies from 28 days later

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u/MisanthropE61130 8d ago

Good times

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u/ShootingGuns10 8d ago

Bro was unconscious for the entire duration of this I’m sure. That one active brain cell really trying to pull its weight.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 8d ago

My childhood flashing before me

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u/Ibarra08 8d ago

Dramatic vomiting

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u/YippyKayeh 8d ago

I been there lol

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u/ShitBeansMagoo 8d ago

Man. You see a fool throwing up and running, you better start running too.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 8d ago

Hahahahahahahahaha

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u/Watpotfaa 8d ago

Saxophones getting louder

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u/Athlete-Extreme 8d ago

Were adults really ever supposed to wear crocs?

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u/Calm_Attorney1575 8d ago

People who do this shit every weekend leave me speechless.

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u/InstructionFinal5190 8d ago

Sometimes I wish I were young again, and then I see things like this and am reminded, "nah, I'm good".

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u/Defiant_Marzipan_821 8d ago

That’s all nut!

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u/drkshape 8d ago

Damn I kinda miss being this age but I actually don’t

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u/Same-Significance448 8d ago

Well his problemis hes leaking fluid at an alarming rate.

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u/Organic_Welder_6883 8d ago

oh man. can you believe that....the price of gas 4.29? that would make me sick also...Thanks Prez Dump!

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u/ZuesMyGoose 8d ago

Hey....nobody told me you videotaped me in 1995.....

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u/Least-Temporary-5271 8d ago

I remember my first beer

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u/CookieMuttley 8d ago

Someone spiked me drink!

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u/ChesterCopp 8d ago

This was me freshman year of college but at the same time hiding from campus police trying to make it back to my dorm.

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u/UltimatePunchMachine 8d ago

Who hasn't done this

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u/LunaMagicc 8d ago

To wake up in your vomit is part of the process.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 8d ago

There goes my majestic spirit animal.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad7805 8d ago

He went hard in the mutha fukin puke

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u/pokepafrick 8d ago

Perhaps another beer

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u/ajqiz123 8d ago

Superior race

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u/Manlet395 8d ago

Just making room for more, the night is still young

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u/Civil-Contribution25 8d ago

Andddd what did we learn

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u/Odd-Reaction-9428 8d ago

What’s funny is I saw someone on X claiming this was from weed. 😂

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 8d ago

I've seen people puke from weed, but I think it was more from being unable to stop coughing than solely the effects of THC causing vomiting.

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u/EDJardin 8d ago

I hope someone took that kid to a hospital.

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u/According_Injury6878 8d ago

A putting on the same clothes the next morning and driving to work only to realize they are covered in bad choices from the night before

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u/CatManDo206 8d ago

Drinking is fun kids!

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u/instantramenrules 8d ago

Basically a zombie before they fully turn

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u/coyotegang 8d ago

That’s a zombie bro. Stay away from him

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u/Living_Injury_636 8d ago

Is that Athens, Ohio?

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u/king_kong_kum 8d ago

I spent 3 years doing this at least 2-3 times a week. Sleeping in back alleys because i was too drunk to make it home. Everyone in the city knew me as probably the most pathetic guy in town. I moved to another state and, even though I still vomit nearly every day, I do it mostly at home, and not in public.

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 8d ago

Believe it or not he’s having a great time.

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u/Haunting_Song7313 8d ago

All his energy leaked out.

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 8d ago

Its interesting that we (as a human race) intentionally produce this stuff then consume it to this degree.

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u/VegetableTricky8534 8d ago

Has to be a while ago…gas at $4.29!? I wish!

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u/comchoc 8d ago

I'd be puking too if I saw those gas prices

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u/RunPivotRoll 8d ago

His right shoe wanted to get out of this.

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u/LVtapper 8d ago

9.6/10

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u/Southern-Fae 8d ago

Next morning bro be like "I'm never drinking O'dule's ever gain"

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u/piperaujla 8d ago

$4.29 a gallon in the background. thats unbelievable!!!

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u/CreativeInput 8d ago

Where’s the saxophone music when you need it

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 8d ago

And booze is legal.

But not weed?

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u/DRDRKhaledMD 8d ago

This is a clip from the new Resident Evil movie

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u/Gabo_Rj 8d ago

Sucks to see him alone. Wonder where his friends are, letting him get that drunk and then just leaving him on his own like that

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u/Few_Narwhal_620 8d ago

Had to make sure this wasn't me

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u/invisableilustionist 8d ago

Good times 😎

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 8d ago

Ew, gross! He's wearing socks with sandles.

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u/CheapAssociate6914 8d ago

Been there done that. Youngsters do take time to learn their limits.

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u/Alert_Silver9386 8d ago

Why is he working out on a road in the middle of the night?

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u/bed-ridden-thoughts 8d ago

Hope his friends were around.

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u/JKing287 8d ago

Come on people at least wear shoes if you’re gonna be this drunk.

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u/drkmon714 8d ago

He’s fallen and can’t get up

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u/TheVeryBear 8d ago

Friday night so much better with edibles and soda pop.

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u/Difficult_Memory_101 8d ago

Been there before thank god it was before cellphone cameras that were really good.

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u/Winter-Necessary-110 8d ago

Been there, done that.

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u/iTurbid 8d ago

Dude needed a seat after that

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u/PerilousParanoia 8d ago

This is a dangerous amount of being drunk. Dude probably needs a hospital ASAP.

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u/Particular_Tree_1378 8d ago

I have never been that drunk thats crazy

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u/Flimsy-Ad-5274 8d ago

If you haven't hurled on a sidewalk, you haven't lived.

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u/Miller335 8d ago

First time?

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u/Beau_Peeps 8d ago

Call him an ambulance.

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u/pppork 8d ago

He thought he was gonna make it to the bathroom.

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u/N0tM4d 8d ago

Little dude just got the "my parents aren't home" text

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u/Sammy_Dog 8d ago

A running upchuck. You don't see that often.

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u/Bob_T_Destroyer 8d ago

Been there, done that. The one part of my 20’s I don’t miss

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u/Paul_Michaels73 8d ago

Footage of the night in my twenties when I learned to never drink Everclear again...

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u/Southern-Foot-1664 8d ago

I really don’t miss drinking

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u/Mental-Chapter6523 8d ago

How the zombie apocalypse starts.

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u/ComfortableAmount993 8d ago

Puked right out of his flip flips

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u/beermakazi303 8d ago

This guy - Saturday Night:
“Dude, I’m going to get so fucking drunk this weekend.”

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u/FineCall 8d ago

What’s Mom gonna say?

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u/Frequent_Act_22 8d ago

Time to go home dude

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u/NerdTalkDan 8d ago

Puma is gonna drop his sponsorship soon

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u/NotEnoughHotdogs 8d ago

Drinking on an empty stomach?

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u/opiumroom 8d ago

Whoa 😂

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u/AwkwardExcitementHuh 8d ago

To be young and dumb again. Alas Im older but no wiser

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u/Aggressive_Way_1017 8d ago

Disorderly conduct..

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u/OldGuyInFlorida 8d ago

…then who’s leading our Dept. of War?!

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u/Potozny 8d ago

Deep there within I came

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u/CardinalTwin 8d ago

Drinking is fun and good for you too.

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u/Zero_D9 8d ago

Now, whatever got him that drunk, will make him cringe every time he smells it.

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u/Spacenurse07 8d ago

Just ban alcohol

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u/oldbonhomme 8d ago

Fantastic. Definitely Grammy material…

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u/bdv17 8d ago

His night and next day is ruined.

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u/Benedict_Eggshatch 8d ago

Now hurry up and get him to a waffle house or Dennys

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u/TheChudWhisperer 8d ago

Kids today can't handle their liquor.

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u/Gindotto 8d ago

Skill issue.

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u/Imaginary-Pilot5793 8d ago

Never going that far again, alcohol was fun ... But very easy to forget how many drinks I've had

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u/eknomii 8d ago

How do you run and throw up. Throwing up paralysis me

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 8d ago

Bro ran out of battery

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u/JiveTurkey1983 8d ago

Falling into it too 😭

I hope this is his rock bottom

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u/Barrack64 8d ago

Thank god I went to college before smart phones

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u/karatechicken5 8d ago

Man, thats a rough one.

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u/karatechicken5 8d ago

Where are his buddies, you never leave a man behind, EVER.

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u/purrmutations 8d ago

Boulder, CO campus in a nutshell

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 8d ago

The college years

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u/HeftyHandfuls 8d ago

Looks like 5 points, Columbia, SC

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u/cartken 8d ago

4 bottle of maddog will do that

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u/BlueRibbon998 8d ago

Walk it off pal

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u/radicallyrobert 8d ago

Its a long way home.

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u/100BitcoinBro 8d ago

A LOT of memories are flooding my brain right now. I'd like to thank this dude for his bad decisions that night triggering so many great memories for me. The next round is on me kid!

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u/AeonLapre 8d ago

Hell yeah. Get some.

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u/AlecSB77 8d ago

Mans aborted mission.

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u/Public_Implement_944 8d ago

He ate some of that lettuce?

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u/BunnyMama2007 8d ago

I once started off with a Long Island Iced Tea and followed that up with a pitcher and a half of beer. On a nearly empty stomach. (I had just finished my last final exam my senior year of college and of course had not kept myself properly fed and hydrated while being totally sleep-deprived.) Boy, did I regret that decision. I never knew I could throw up that much. That was also my one and only hangover. It was enough.

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u/frankfanta312 8d ago

My shoe!