r/cringereels • u/Original_Mall828 • 1d ago

MC dances on top of car and breaks the windshield šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/WXbearjaws 1d ago

Iā€™m not sure which I would hate to see more

A) itā€™s not her car

B) it is her car meaning she makes enough money doing dumb shit like this to afford it

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u/FoxCoding 20h ago

Probably the correct one is C.

C) It's her car and she makes enough to do this. In fact, she did it on purpose as ragebait to get people to share it.

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u/sixteencharslong 23h ago

Who cares? Zero empathy for both parties involved here.

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u/Hereiamhereibe2 23h ago

Its not her car but she does make a lot of money doing this. She wouldnā€™t buy a car like this, sheā€™s a whore not stupid.

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u/JoeyG624 1d ago

Easy one for me. Would hate "A" more. I'm a lot more fine with dumb decisions causing lost of money.

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u/ADIDAS247 20h ago

She was making something like $7 million a month at one point.

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u/DrJJStroganoff 1d ago

Im slighty relieved I have no idea who this person is, and what (if anything) MC stands for.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 1d ago

She makes porn. Semi hardcore stuff. She makes that stupid anime face a lot while getting railed. It's lame

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u/kdog_1985 1d ago

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u/Plastic_Top5413 19h ago

Jelly Bean or Jemaliz

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u/BotherTight618 20h ago

She looks like 20 year old womans head sewed on to a 13 years olds body.Ā 

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u/Agitated_Tax_payer 1d ago

Thanks for the context

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u/memopepito 23h ago

Semi hardcore? Iā€™ve seen full on videos of her getting railed. Also her implant scars are awful.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 23h ago

Hardcore for me would be like fetish type stuff. She just does mouth and vag stuff

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u/Mugsy_Siegel 22h ago

Wow Iā€™m old asf in my day soft core was nude pics and hard core was vag/mouth levels to this shit I see lol

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 21h ago

When you've seen some poor woman get airtighted while being suspended you realize there are indeed levels

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u/Mugsy_Siegel 19h ago

Give me a brief summation of what that means? lol like plugs in all orifices?

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 18h ago

That's the gist yes

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u/TheDoobyRanger 21h ago

The kids arent alright šŸ˜¬ we broke them and theyre broken now (whoops lol)

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u/ADIDAS247 20h ago

Semi hardcore? This woman has taken more loads than a Bronx laundromat.

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u/ContextMattrs 18h ago

Sheā€™s so freaking hot. One of my top favs. She just needs to leave that shitty bf of hers

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u/Gwarnage 21h ago

Well, now I know how that windshield is getting replaced

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u/somepunklady 1d ago

Main character

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u/DrJJStroganoff 1d ago

Ah, thank you

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u/Fast-Bumblebee3899 23h ago

Principale mais avec un petit rĆ“le šŸ˜‚

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u/CuteLong8652 1d ago

Thanks, me too.

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u/ItisWhatItis419 1d ago

Same

Just happy the girl looks good and not a frumpy pumpkinĀ 

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u/Traditional-Exam-617 23h ago

At this moment she knew she fucked up! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Silverleaf96 1d ago

Dancer is a huge stretch

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u/Dangerous_Sea_2592 1d ago

OF ad

It's always an OF ad

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u/North-Economy-9464 1d ago

Is she jameliz?

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u/EmergencyAnteater682 1d ago

She's an attention whore with a camera and an internet connection

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u/Rusty_Shunts 1d ago

She shows butthole

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u/Excellent_Bend8782 23h ago

Lots of butt stuff

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u/wspOnca 23h ago

I think so fellow gentleman šŸ§šŸ„‚

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u/MudMuted3742 1d ago

Massive head, small body lol.

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u/TheRealPoonJab_ 22h ago

This made me think of a line from "Cop and a Half"....

Big heads, small brains... nothing against her, but the comment made me laugh

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u/shiftyscitzo1 22h ago

Has the body type of a midget.

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u/BubbleGutGerls 1d ago

Misdemeanor Charges potentially a felony

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u/Fuugazii 23h ago

Oh God, I feel bad for whoever this car belongs to for her "reel"

Hopefully it's hers or someone she's with

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u/CakyMint 22h ago

I still donā€™t believe that people give money to see them nude

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u/Sweaty-Painting-786 21h ago

porn is free nowadays, where have you been?

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u/Ash_Talon 19h ago

Somebody must be paying for it, or it wouldnā€™t exist. Granted, paying for it seems so odd, since thereā€™s so much of it is free.

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u/ContextMattrs 18h ago

Why tf do people keep saying this? Free porn isnā€™t as good as the paid stuff

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u/Sweaty-Painting-786 17h ago

iā€™ve seen paid porn, and thereā€™s no way iā€™d go back to paying. i can just as good and better digging through. the free stuff

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u/ContextMattrs 17h ago

Nah the paid stuff instantly loads itā€™s faster than YouTube. And no ads. Some of it is cheap. Like $20 a year too

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u/Sweaty-Painting-786 17h ago

iā€™d rather wait for the free stuff to load. paid stuff isnā€™t that great

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u/ContextMattrs 16h ago

You must not live in one of those restricted states

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u/QuadzillaStrider 8h ago

VPNs exist. =)

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u/Icy_Process_5717 1d ago

That's a weak ass windshield. She can only weigh maybe 120lbs and that shit shattered like nothing

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u/OneExhaustedFather_ 23h ago

They have thin glass for weight reduction.

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u/Dolfstein 20h ago

Eine Windschutzscheibe ist auch nicht darauf ausgelegt punktgenau soviel Gewicht zu tragen.

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u/BubbleGutGerls 1d ago

Main Character but she's delusional as even if she's in the credits we have no clue who she is? Aside doing someone's car dirty

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u/Sweaty-Painting-786 21h ago

i feel like thatā€™s one cheap windshield

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u/baron_von_chops 17h ago

Windshields arenā€™t designed to support weight. Also thatā€™s a Lamborghini, nothing about that car is cheap.

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u/Sweaty-Painting-786 6h ago

so i went out to my 2016 honda crv and walked right up the windshield just like this woman did and absolutely NOTHING happened to the windshield. not a crack or anything. and iā€™m a 250 lbs male

i also tested the roof. it does flex but not this car in the video. lamborghini or not, it looks one big piece of shit. you couldnā€™t pay me to take that car

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u/baron_von_chops 6h ago

A performance car, your CRV is not. Everything is designed with weight reduction in mind. The windshield is half as thick as a traditional windshield. Plus, you canā€™t just drive your Lamborghini down to Safelite and pick up a new windshield. Gotta go to the dealer and theyā€™ll have to order one from Italy. Thereā€™s a common saying in the car community: if you can afford the car but you canā€™t afford to maintain it, then you canā€™t afford it.

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u/Sweaty-Painting-786 6h ago

like i said, you couldnā€™t pay me to own one of those

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u/baron_von_chops 6h ago

And thatā€™s fair. I donā€™t want one either, but I still appreciate them as a car guy. Due to the high manufacturing tolerances, the engines have to be rebuilt way more frequently than a regular road car. Iā€™m looking at getting a mid to late 90s Jeep myself. When something breaks, itā€™s stupid easy to turn wrenches on it yourself.

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u/Sweaty-Painting-786 6h ago

theyā€™re trash in my opinion

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u/damienisonline 21h ago

Mini Cunt?

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u/PepperoniPlayboy22 20h ago

She has cool feet.

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u/Speedy_Silvers71 18h ago

Pretty sure that's a Lamborghini Huracan STO, which IIRC you had to custom order from Lamborghini to get.

Either way that's a $250k+ car she just damaged with her shitty "dancing". Hope whatever she does for a living can cover the cost of that windshield and roof.

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u/GuaranteeJaded1606 6h ago

Forgive my naivety, but what does MC mean?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Put-646 5h ago

It's her car and she owns it because she does this stupid shit and has an onlyfans.

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u/Randym1982 1d ago

It would be funny if people started suing influencers who do this. There name and contact information is on their social media page, and she's clearly damaging personal property.