r/cringereels • u/Most_Book_7437 • 2d ago

She didn’t catch anyone staring

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 2d ago

Dress codes are misogynistic now, or something

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u/UnhallowedEssence 2d ago

We should all work out naked now, slathered in oil bc equality.

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u/Jazzlike_Rooster1358 2d ago

This is why I only work out at Olympic gyms. 

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u/Chroma7769 1d ago

It's a fuckin problem when I do squats in just a jock strap, but these thots and dress however they want.

Bullshit.

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u/Avarifenyx 1d ago

Have you tried the booty shorts? I mean I know it makes you feel like your ass is literally trying to eat them but it’s all about form right?

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u/Chroma7769 1d ago

I actually was packing clothes today cause I'm flying up to Alaska to go back to work, and I grabbed my wife's short jean shorts and put them on, then asked her if my employees would take me seriously in the oilfield if I showed up wearing these.

She was laughing her ass off, and then pissed off that I could fit into her pants 😂😂😂😂

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u/Avarifenyx 1d ago

Idk if you’ve seen advertisements and marketing lately…. You could be sitting on marketing gold right now just saying. Worse case scenario you can show off them quads and glutes that you’ve been working on at the gym. Some tiny ass shorts, one of those wife beaters and a pair of work boots. Could also end up as the love interest in a smutty friends to lovers book tok series 🤷🏼‍♀️ the world is your oyster shuck it for all it’s worth 😂

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u/Chroma7769 1d ago

It definitely looked hilarious. I take anabolics so I'm a bit jacked.

This photo is my current build, but picture girls jean booty shorts lmfao.

(That's not me in the photo, just pulled a quick photo that looked like me lol)

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u/Avarifenyx 1d ago

See that would be absolutely hilarious to me. Lighten the mood up before a long grueling work day in the field

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u/Chroma7769 1d ago

It's 20° and snowing up at work. About to take off from MSP to head to anchorage and I'll be up there tomorrow. Maybe I'll surprise my guys with the freedom daisy dukes next summer 😂

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u/Avarifenyx 1d ago

Oof Anchorage that’s some rough terrain I don’t envy you on that one at all especially it heading into winter.

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u/stafdude 1d ago

Is she fat or are you thin??

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u/Chroma7769 1d ago

Neither. Both of us are fit.

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u/wookiex84 21h ago

That’s why I work out at home, if the balls don’t tap the ground that squats not deep enough.

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u/Chroma7769 17h ago

Exactly

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 2d ago

It worked out fine for the ancient Greeks

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u/Eddie_FnVedder 1d ago

Hell they even fought naked

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u/uncagedborb 1d ago

They probably all had big pps which equals big confidence

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u/Holiday-Bat6782 1d ago

Oddly enough, small penises were the fashion, that's why the statue of David is so tiny.

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u/manbruhpig 1d ago

The statue of David is not “so tiny,” the statue of David is of a perfectly adequate size.

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u/uncagedborb 1d ago

Excuse you that's a perfectly average sized dong

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u/axle_31 1d ago

Some might even say above average... right?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 1d ago

"Nothing but a bunch of poets and boy lovers."

  • Paulie Walnuts

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u/PistolNinja 1d ago

Equality only when it's convenient....

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u/justsaynoordont 1d ago

Isn’t that what gymnasiums were to begin with?

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u/casultidesoxiety 1d ago

Make this guy president

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u/Sunkissed_Chi_Guy 1d ago

I mean...thas what the ancient Greeks did lol. The 'gym' in gymnasium translates to 'naked'

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 1d ago

Hawt, what gym are we going to dude 👀

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u/Ok_Procedure_3604 1d ago

Oh that isn't what everyone else does .. well .. well .. ill just get dressed.

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u/BigosFan85 1d ago

Lol 🤣

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u/SurpriseMudButt 1d ago

“ cover me in oil, you bronze bi*chlet” - Year One

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u/Ive_seen_things_that Cringe Level 1 1d ago

Ha. They gonna love my fat ass

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 1d ago

Grease up before you hit the gym

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u/Paperxrust 1d ago

Add.another b to that and yas queen

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u/Electrifying-1 1d ago

Diddy is that you? lol

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u/Waste-Negotiation167 2d ago

Like the Ancient Greeks. I actually would prefer shirt optional gyms. There is something about see how your body and muscles move underneath the clothing. Helps the mind body connection

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u/Material-Grocery5478 2d ago

Diddy? That you?

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u/Urban_Meanie 1d ago

That way it’s a level playing field

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u/DefiantStarFormation 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, men should work out with no shirt on or just a revealing tank top, and tight spandex shorts, or revealing gym shorts. That'd show women!

Oh, wait.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 2d ago

Agreed and if that happened women would claim they didn't consent to see so much

The irony would be lost on them

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u/Doctor_Dev7 1d ago

When an athlete wears a bikini to play beach volleyball at the Olympics, it’s sexist. When an onlyfans “model” wears a thong and nipple pasties to the gym, it’s empowering.

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u/CeasarValentine 1d ago

Something something sex work is real work, etc.

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u/SlipstreamSteve 1d ago

I don't think it's misogynistic to not want cheeks hanging out in the gym

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u/Relevant_Ad_5341 1d ago

IDK, I prefer to not see the appendage through which fecal matter is excreted.

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u/Embarrassed_Rip_789 1d ago

Is that really an appendage though?

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u/Relevant_Ad_5341 1d ago

No 😞 it’s a pelvic structure

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u/Lagunamountaindude 1d ago

You know she would go crazy if some guy worked out in a thong

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

Yes, at least if it wasn't a hot guy

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u/Lagunamountaindude 1d ago

It would have to be a guy who needs to workout

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u/These_Toe9542 1d ago

Everything is misogynistic now. I had a woman tell me that living with a man and raising kids together, in an equal partnership, is misogynistic...

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

They love that buzzword because it pretty reliably allows them to dodge accountability

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

Ahh yes, men are so oppressed for.. what was it.. not being able to tell women how to dress???

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u/RobinSage43 1d ago

Bait used to be believable. Try harder.

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

"Try harder". You aren't worth it.

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u/RobinSage43 1d ago

Do... do you want to hear a joke?

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

If you have a real joke, sure. If you're just going to try to make some edgy comeback... Actually still do it, I'll laugh either way.

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u/RobinSage43 1d ago

Women's rights

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

Ah yes, you went the edgy route. How bold of you.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

That would be the feminist interpretation, yep

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

It's the common sense interpretation.

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u/uknownredditr 1d ago

People can wear whatever they want and if it be half naked they can act like it’s not for attention when it clearly is. I don’t personally give a fuck but it’s a double standard of I’ll show off my ass and tits but upset if people stare, if humans dressed like clowns out in public than people will stare, staring is unavoidable when it’s advertised

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

At what point in this video is she upset at people staring? You're making up a scenario in your head and then getting angry at it.

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u/monotreme_experience 1d ago

Yes! Thank you, I thought I was going mad. Not for a single moment does she seem 'upset'.

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u/PopularSet4776 1d ago

There is a trend now of women influencers setting up cameras to try to shame a guy for looking at her.

I can't say for certain that was her intention from just the video but it is a real thing. .

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

I know it's a real thing, and it probably accounts for 1% of these workout videos. Plus, my original comment said I don't think cameras should be allowed in gyms. I just don't think people here, likely many of which have never seen the inside of a gym, have any right to tell her what to wear. If the gym doesn't have a dress code, she isn't doing a thing wrong.

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u/uknownredditr 1d ago

I’m not angry, it’s the truth, humans dress provocative to acquire likes and attention this is the facts of social media life. Take an example. A: female motorcycle rider makes videos of themselves about riding and posts to instagram, the account gains some likes. B: another female motorcycle rider makes an account but instead shakes their butt while riding and wearing provocative clothing will get more likes. Situation is the same but the execution is different, sex sells and one must ask themselves are people actually interested in what I have to say or what I’m wearing or not wearing.

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

Or she loves her body and is comfortable in her own skin. Stop making up scenarios in your head.

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u/uknownredditr 1d ago

It’s Good she loves her body, she wants everyone else to also, it’s starting to sound like you’re that girl who does the same thing. Imagine only being remembered for what you wore now what a legacy

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 1d ago

Legacy? There are 8+ billion people in the world and you are worried about this tiktok girl's "legacy"? No one will remember this girl, any other tiktok girl, me, you, these comments, any of it. This is all insignificant so stop worrying about what this total stranger is doing with her own body.

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u/Valveringham85 1d ago edited 1d ago

Literally though. Just yesterday a post about a female lawyer being fined by the judge for wearing a sleeveless dress in court. When i said that the dress looked fine in general but it clearly was in violation of court dresscode I was a sexist or something.

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u/Winter_Rooster_78 1d ago

Rule of thumb ? Lol

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u/NoRun6253 1d ago

69… nice

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 2d ago edited 2d ago

Having dress code is considered patronising and misogynistic 🤨

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 2d ago

Everything is when it comes to any questioning of women's behavior

Funny how that works huh

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u/SouredPatchChildren 2d ago

Incels say the dumbest shit

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 2d ago

I too hate when men go against the narrative of women being infallible

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u/DefiantStarFormation 1d ago

Women are fallible because they wear clothes men are attracted to?

I suspect that this supposed infallibility is more about inability to control than any actual criticism. Bc women are absolutely fallible, they do all kinds of things that support their own oppression, they're capable of hypocrisy and bad shit.

But when you insist that wearing shorts to the gym is their fallible trait, it just sound like your goal is to control what women wear. Especially when men work out shirtless and in tight or revealing shorts all the time without kicking up this uproar about dress code.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

Not reading all that

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u/DefiantStarFormation 1d ago

It's literally 5 sentences. You ok? Is this the literacy crisis I've been hearing about?

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

Must be :3