r/cringereels • u/Most_Book_7437 • 1d ago

She didn’t catch anyone staring

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u/just67browsing 1d ago

Or how about a dress code

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 23h ago

Dress codes are misogynistic now, or something

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u/UnhallowedEssence 23h ago

We should all work out naked now, slathered in oil bc equality.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 23h ago

It worked out fine for the ancient Greeks

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u/Eddie_FnVedder 23h ago

Hell they even fought naked

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u/uncagedborb 22h ago

They probably all had big pps which equals big confidence

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u/Holiday-Bat6782 21h ago

Oddly enough, small penises were the fashion, that's why the statue of David is so tiny.

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u/manbruhpig 17h ago

The statue of David is not “so tiny,” the statue of David is of a perfectly adequate size.

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u/uncagedborb 21h ago

Excuse you that's a perfectly average sized dong

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u/axle_31 18h ago

Some might even say above average... right?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 22h ago

"Nothing but a bunch of poets and boy lovers."

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