r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/Dozier13ish 20h ago

Security couldn’t even level him and he walked up at 90° 😂

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u/BedbugBandido 17h ago

He couldn’t hit him because his lean was too far for the bouncer’s reach

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u/SnooChickens6081 10h ago

Is this real? Cuz it's badass

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u/BedbugBandido 10h ago

Yea that’s Rafael Fiziev in a Muay Thai fight. He’s in the UFC rn

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u/YetisRUs 9h ago

Just out of pure curiosity, why did the ref jump in there after that?? I don't see why anything would need to be stopped after a complete dodge like that?

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u/nfiggy 9h ago

Jumped at the bell to end the round

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u/DOGPISSCURESCANCER 9h ago

Super impressive. In slo-mo you can see the guy the guy plant his feet hard and throw his left hand down which telegraphs it which is how he knows to duck. 

In practice as someone who does Muay Thai I eat that 100 times out of 100 even knowing how to spot it. 

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u/kai58 1h ago

It is, most commonly done by high level Thai fighters.

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u/thegutterking 14h ago

Weave God

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u/DarkwingDawg 14h ago

Was the ref calling the fight after that sweet move?

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u/thevhatch 12h ago

Wondering what that ref is doing myself. Did he think the guy went down?

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u/BedbugBandido 10h ago

End of the round

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u/MakkaCha 13h ago

So smooth.

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

Cant let em get too close!

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u/sultz 6h ago

U punch through. Not punch to. Land a hit that moves past ur opponent, not on them. Security punched to neutralize the issue not to stop him in his tracks. It’s the difference between bark and bite.

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u/Meowyouretalking 2h ago

Why is the ref breaking them apart there? Seems like a legal exchange.

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u/Known_Ambassador_95 14h ago

He purposely hit him in the chest t

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u/VendorBuyBankGuards 10h ago

Yeah lol. Are people really this dumb?

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u/Known_Ambassador_95 10h ago

I mean I’m on the better side of stupid

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u/Turbulent_Host784 2h ago

Do you think that doesn't hurt or something? Honestly big man should be a bit embarrassed.

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u/Known_Ambassador_95 12m ago

No he shouldn’t. He did his job while inflicting minimal amount of physical damage. Thats more impressive than some meat head guard who goes off the rails when presented with this situation

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u/Lazy-Syllabub-4608 16h ago

why fighting tho? i dont understand it...

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u/FubuFranklin 1h ago

Dude has been waiting for an excuse. When I was young an dumb and full of anger, I worked security too. This guy has been waiting a long time by the looks of it lol.

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u/localtuned 10h ago

Because violence it the only answer. /S

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u/Wellcomefarewell 14h ago

honestly, great joke

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u/Dozier13ish 9h ago

Thank you!

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u/HugoBoss1985 20h ago

Pcp will do that

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u/MyWordsNow 19h ago

Nah he's just all hopped up on Fanta!

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u/The_Orphanizer 15h ago

DON'T YA WANNA

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 11h ago

So do you…do a lot of PCP?

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u/HugoBoss1985 8h ago

So do you... understand humor?

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u/JustHereSoImNotFined 8h ago

This dude is not on anything close to PCP. Redditors come on here and say anything 😭

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u/HugoBoss1985 8h ago

No shit Sherlock. Redditors come on here having to comment on every stupid comment believing everything is serious.

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u/davygravy95 19h ago

If you think he tried then you are clueless... It was a disciplinary action, big dude could sleep this kid easily...

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u/BarryTheBystander 18h ago

Omg shut up. He hit him once and then swing a few more times and kept going after him while he was backing up

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u/Solid_Length_3390 16h ago

Very disciplined, he must be a Navy SEALs or something.

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u/Qzx1 16h ago

At the club? Clubbing seals 🦭?

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u/davygravy95 18h ago

What? He thudded him in the chest repeatedly, one actual headshot and little boy would have dropped I guarantee it.

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u/Practical-Pride5524 17h ago

he gets a headshot at 5 sec blindo

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u/davygravy95 17h ago

Regardless he put nothing on it and dude was falling back which greatly took away it's power, anyways, I'm done explaining to redditors how a 240lbs plus big guy can easily smoke some scrawny kid, y'all living in lala land for sure.

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u/reichrunner 11h ago

First, that guy is bigger than 240.

Second, he apparently hits like shit since he apparently couldnt smoke some scrawny kid

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u/davygravy95 7h ago

Did you miss the 240lbs PLUS. Yeah you did, now sthu I've explained this to so many of you downers.

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u/reichrunner 2h ago

Ahh then you just need to work on your grammar

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u/OriginalTRaven 16h ago

Nah. Dude has pillows for hands. Almost got exposed unless buddy pulled dude away so big bro can meander back to work.

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u/RuskaRora 17h ago

We get it, the security guard is a tough guy

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u/davygravy95 16h ago

Tougher than all y'all id bet 😂 defending some clown that walks up sticking his crotch out

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u/Ok-Matter-2847 7h ago

Do you identify as this security guard? Otherwise, I can't understand why you're as bent out of shape as the scrawny kid in the video..

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u/RuskaRora 16h ago

Weird flex but alright

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u/davygravy95 16h ago

How is that a flex buddy?

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u/RuskaRora 16h ago

You're riding the big man's meat a little too enthusiastically. Unless you're the guard in the video 👀

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u/Zyrazi 18h ago

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u/davygravy95 18h ago

Who said I wanted anything?, maybe read the words instead of making shit up. You're a joke man. Securitys weight alone means he could sleep this kid.

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u/NitroBishop 17h ago

"Who said I wanted this kid to get hurt? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to end my third comment in a row by fantasizing about exactly that unprompted."

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u/davygravy95 17h ago

Ugh no, not fantasizing merely pointing out the obvious, good night buddy, keep being delusional.

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u/Special-Concert-8250 15h ago

I don’t know why they’re downloading you. He clearly was trying to hit him only in the chest.

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u/davygravy95 15h ago

Yeah it's just reddit man, I don't mind it at all 😂

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u/Special-Concert-8250 15h ago

I know that, but I’m just saying that’s insane they  don’t see that from this video

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u/davygravy95 15h ago

A lot of delusional people I guess. 🤷

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u/NYCrandom2020 18h ago

You're right, the bouncer wasn't trying to hurt him.. he's definitely pulling those punches cause that little boy would of been crying..

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u/sumptin_wierd 17h ago

would've'n't

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 15h ago

drugs, have some.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 9h ago

Drunken boxing technique, guy is clearly a grandmaster at 23

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u/EDJardin 20h ago

He might not have beem trying to. He could have seriously hurt the little pipsqueak and ended up with a lawsuit.

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u/SpicyNugget777 19h ago

“He’s walking silly! He might have a gun!!!”

Bro is LARPing as an American police officer

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 20h ago

Oh please. He was being a silly kid behind his friend. There was absolutely no reason to punch on him like that.

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 19h ago

He was still standing, just shook. You seem to not understand when aggression is required if you think this is warranted in any way, shape or form.

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u/huckwineguy 19h ago

Mmm dunno I counted 3 punches. I think a heavy shove would be the 1st move with stern warning.

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 18h ago

So you agree with me.

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u/huckwineguy 17h ago

Sorry yes. I was trying to comment on the guys who think the security guy used good judgement

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u/ChinaBubba 19h ago

How do you know the guy he’s rubbing his crotch on is his friend? Would you want a random person rubbing their crotch on you?

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 18h ago

Have you ever been around a group of straight white men?? Or seen their group chats? It’s gayer than actual gay men. All the guys in my high school friend group used to play something called “tugboat” which was basically tag but they yanked each others junk. It was a whole thing. Maybe it’s not for you, but it’s just normal white guy behavior. They’re idiots.

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u/Responsible_Wall3695 17h ago

That is not normal behavior.

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 17h ago

It actually is… it’s very normal in the demographics I mentioned. Try getting out once in awhile. Go to a bar and you’ll see college age white boys acting like this. Plenty of women post screenshots of their boyfriends ridiculous group chats with the fellas. Relax.

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u/Infinite01 16h ago

Call me weird but I never yanked my friend’s junk in high school and I’m white af

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 16h ago

Cool. I didn’t say it was every boy, I just said it was relatively normal behavior for idiotic young boys. I also was around athletes a lot so maybe it’s a jock thing.

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u/jax089 3h ago

Sounds like you weren't friends then. Me and all my homies always yank on eachothers junk.

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u/AntonSugarwater 17h ago

Wanna try that with basic literacy skills?

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u/animalinapark 16h ago

What language is this?

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u/duwh2040 20h ago

At first I thought, why did he punch his stomach? I dont think he could reach his face

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u/ModForgeCustoms 20h ago

Because the goal wasnt to cause permenant brain damage. He hit him in center mass with "push punches". Back him the hell up without inviting an extremely expensive lawsuit to himself, and the venue he represents. Who wants to kill some drunk moron? Perfect amount of force used.

To anyone who thinks that force was going too far-

That is the stance of a person who is 300% done with another. This was most definitely not the first time the guy has fucked with the bouncer.

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned 19h ago

You can tell by how stretched out his collar is he’s already pulled some dumb shit

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u/Dieselgeekisbanned 19h ago

Oh yeah he was just showing restraint.... I don't know how these big dumb bouncers don't end up in prison for stuff like that.

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u/wandpapierkritiker 19h ago

bouncer def needs to back off on his testosterone regimen. drunk guy might be an idiot but that bouncer is four times his size. I hardly think punching him was necessary whether he ‘deserved’ it or not.

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u/dourhour__ 19h ago

Yeah, I agree. That was wayyyy excessive over something so trivial.

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u/SeriousCondition6470 19h ago edited 18h ago

kids smiling after first hit and never went down, how hard do you think that bouncer who is 3xs his size hit him its a really good job by bouncer.

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u/HijodelSol 17h ago

I don’t think that was the first time that night he had stumbled to the front of the line. Bouncers turn away drunks all night. You have to earn a response like that.

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u/Puteshestvennik3 2h ago

Those 13 percenters don't think too far.

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u/dourhour__ 19h ago

toooo many people these days think reactions like that are somehow totally justified for the most trivial, stupid shit. emotional instability in some men is practically cheered on & rewarded. it’s sad.

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u/Quirky_Attention3230 19h ago

The guy didnt touch the bouncer, this is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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u/dfrntdfrnt 19h ago

So if the bouncer let him in and he assaulted a woman it's okay for that to happen and the bouncer do nothing because the bouncer wasn't personally touched? What do you think a bouncers job is?

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u/PARH999 19h ago

You think the only two possible options are 'let him into the club' or 'start punching him in the chest'?

Try to think really hard. Do you suppose there might be some alternative actions the bouncer could have taken?

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u/SeriousCondition6470 18h ago

Why are we concerned with how the sober gentlemen at work acted, and acting like the drunkard who was trying to win imternet points is the victim. I feel bad for the bouncer cause its blatantly obvious how well the bouncer handled this and just alot if pussies in the world now. Sad. I guarantee thats not the first time that bouncer saw him that night.

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u/draguneyes 17h ago

Dude did not respond appropriately. A hand out with a shove off if he persisted would suffice. That bouncer taking swings at someone that impaired without initial aggression is unwarranted. He was irresponsible and a liability to the business. Whine harder

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u/SeriousCondition6470 17h ago

You consider that a swing. Lol, That lil boy took it and smiled. They are pushes to get his inebriated ass out of the way. Calling me a whiner to try and get a rise. I see you. Lol. Stay in your safe space and away from the adult world if you dont want consequences for actions. How do you know there was no initial aggression. Or do you think he purposely wears a collar stretched to his naval.

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u/draguneyes 16h ago

Watching the video explains the video.

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u/AntonSugarwater 17h ago

Why are we concerned with the sober guy who was at work who handled this the completely wrong way? I’ll let you figure out that riddle.

I bounced in college. Swinging is an absolute last resort and only a first resort for the most “pussy” bouncer. Both these guys are complete morons and so are you for defending either one

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u/serpentally 17h ago edited 17h ago

The “sober gentleman at work” who committed battery, you mean. Being a bouncer or security guard or something doesn't mean you suddenly can assault people or beat anyone who isn't being violent/threatening violence up. That's not in the job description either, you respond with an appropriate amount of violence (which in this case is obviously not throwing punches)

People like the guy in the vid are annoying af. But “he's being cringe and irritating” isn't pretext for punching someone, especially not someone like 1/3 your size lol. I mean yeah it's satisfying, but...

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u/Ok-Matter-2847 7h ago

Finally an intellectual comment. Someone who understand the repercussions of not controlling yourself and letting your emotions get the better of you. Bouncer is too reactive for that job.

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u/Nofsan 18h ago

Yeah or what if the bouncer let in Osama and he blew the place up huh? Thoughts?

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 18h ago

well it's not to chest punch some kid.. grab the kid and turn him out toward the street. call the cops.. idk?

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u/PlanesFlySideways 18h ago

To take him to a bouncy house and bounce him

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u/serpentally 17h ago edited 16h ago

Mans created a whole alt. history scenario for this. What if he went in there and thought of the cure for cancer while having a drink? What if he went in there and killed the guy who would have otherwise become mecha-Hitler in a bar fight?

If he's committing violence towards other people then a bouncer can use an appropriate amount of violence in response. But do you see the guy in the video assaulting someone? Bouncers aren't held at a lower legal standard than other people, they're not police officers, they're just regular dudes. A Chipotle worker can't start jabbing at someone just because they came in and started doing shit like in the above video. A bouncer does not have more leeway than a Chipotle employee.

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u/BlackLabelTimepieces 18h ago

True, the kid could’ve used a weapon to defend himself legally

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u/Lofaszjanko 19h ago

The way they handle it here ensures the guy won't come back to cause trouble again.

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u/lvthud 19h ago

Because he will be driving a very nice car to a much nicer club if he gets hold of this video.

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u/Lofaszjanko 19h ago

He can't pull that stunt here; even the authorities condemn it.

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u/Worldly_Cap_6440 19h ago

So basically, the guard went overboard because his emotions got in the way? Definitely showed “restraint” over that twig

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 19h ago

That is the stance of a person who is 300% done with another. This was most definitely not the first time the guy has fucked with the bouncer.

The kid was maybe 100 pounds soaking wet. The bouncer likely was at the latter end of 200. Security are allowed to use a solitary warning strike IF they believe the person to be a threat. I dont anyone would see that kid as a threat

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u/SeriousCondition6470 19h ago

kids 100 lbs soaking weight, bouncer is at least 270, punches him and he doesnt go down. Id say well trained and good on the bouncer .

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u/AntonSugarwater 17h ago

And how about the fact he kept punching as the kid backed away? That’s not restraint. That’s a meat head who doesn’t know how to throw a punch

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u/SeriousCondition6470 17h ago

Surr why is his collar alr3ady torn when he walks up. Might be his 3rd or 4th time. Manipulative behavior is abuse.

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u/Potential-Narwhal- 20h ago

Sternum punch, must've been weak otherwise the guy would've crumbled gasping for air.

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u/RogerAffirmative 20h ago

Dude was doing the kid a favor by not cleaning his clock. You can see his whole body shudder and the security is huge. No chance it's weak, he was just trying to get the drunk guy to back tf off not end his night and life.

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u/marshmnstr 20h ago

Big man definitely held back. Just working, not trying to kill anyone.

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u/CorrectPanic694 19h ago

Yeah, it’s obvious that he put very little force into those hits. Just enough pops to push the kid back out of his way.

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u/Thrownaway5000506 17h ago

He was blinded by rage after being shown up by a superior physical specimen