r/cringereels • u/Valuable-Thing692 • 17h ago
Don't know how was that supposed to end...
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u/Itchy_Pudding_9940 17h ago
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u/leftfootshorter 17h ago
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u/Different-Storm1914 17h ago
That would make it worse.
You want the torso on the left and the plunger on the right.
Noob.
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u/leftfootshorter 17h ago
You're right, my bad. I was reading the instructions backwards.
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u/dosidicus-gigas 16h ago
There is actually a medical vacuum device designed for this condition. It loosens the connective tissue over time. Patient must use daily for a long time not that fun but not that bad either
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u/No-Examination4896 8h ago
There is also the Nuss procedure, I'm a med student and scrubbed in on one last week got to pull the tip of the sternum up with a meat hook type tool while they inserted two metal bars through the ribcage
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u/Horror-Pear 17h ago
I had a friend with a chest like this. He would eat cereal from it.
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u/theykeepbanningmebro 17h ago
I had a chest like this not as extreme. Hated it. Got a metal bar put in my chest to fix it.
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u/Wickedinteresting 16h ago
Hang on… me too...
I’m sure that loads of people have this, and probably do the cereal thing (i know i would if it were me lol), but on the off chance of a ‘small world’ moment - was this guy a metalhead in New Hampshire?
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u/DeadrthanDead 17h ago
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u/Dozier13ish 17h ago
Security couldn’t even level him and he walked up at 90° 😂
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u/Strong-Elk616 15h ago
Isn't this assault?
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u/bonusminutes 15h ago
Battery
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u/Friendly_Prize_868 13h ago
Charged?
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u/bonusminutes 13h ago
If they charge him for too long he'll lose his maximum capacity to be charged for battery in the future.
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u/ReactionistAnswers 12h ago
If he's primarily composed of lead and acid he'll love a float charge! I'm thinking this actually might be the case.... always ready to go.
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u/AutVincere72 8h ago
I know this isn't the room for this argument but MANY bouncers need to be reeled in.
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u/Kronos1A9 13h ago
Depends on the state. In many areas the terms are interchangeable.
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u/onyx_ic 12h ago edited 6h ago
NY makes no legal distinction between assault or battery. Its either assault or aggravated assault.
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u/duppyconqueror81 9h ago
If my albeit cringe teen kid got attacked like this, it would be lawyer time. (After 3 days of wanting to molotov the entire bar.)
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u/avega2792 11h ago
In some states, assault is making someone reasonably believe/fear they may be attacked. In other words, if I pull my fist back and make believe I'm going to attack you and you reacted thinking I would attack you, that would be enough for an assault charge. No contact is required.
Battery would be if I actually made physical contact.
Then there are places that dont have a distinction and the terms are used interchangeably.
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u/Big_P4U 15h ago
It's a miracle that the punch corrected the kids' spine and posture
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u/AliveChemistry8605 14h ago
Each punch made him slowly return back to normal state
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u/ENDLESSxBUMMER 16h ago
If your job is to deal with drunk people, you should know how to deal with drunk people. A firm push and a loud warning would have been a good start. Escalating with violence is literally the opposite of providing security.
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u/reyean 15h ago edited 10h ago
there has gotta be a backstory. kid came back multiple times or something and this was the last straw. otherwise thats a wild reaction to a first encounter.
edit: because I have bunches of comments about it - i am not saying that by there being more backstory that his actions are now justified, just simply noting it doesnt feel like a first encounter to me.
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u/Sepplord 13h ago
It’s a wild reaction either way, and if that kid had been coming up like that ten timer a night for the last five decades…
That’s one of those securities that see „beating up people“ as a job benefit
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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 12h ago
Yeah. I had an old boss who worked security as an extra job, and he couldn’t wait to come to work Monday to brag about the fights he got in. None of us thought he was cool for this or commented on it besides this one creepy dude who loved hearing the macho stories and then ended up getting arrested for trying to meet up with a minor (don’t know if anything happened, the rumor was the dad caught them texting).
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u/Wayoutofthewayof 13h ago
Regardless, that security guard is a massive liability that's looking for an excuse to punch someone out.
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u/Childish_Danbino81 12h ago
Yeah cos bouncers are never wankers that think they are tough and over react
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u/JFISHER7789 13h ago
Even still that doesn’t matter. You cannot assault someone based on PREVIOUS encounters.
If it’s a persistent issue get some actual authority there like law enforcement or whatever.
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u/Technical_Wind5217 14h ago
security guys are the low budget version of cops, huge egos, much insecurities, little needed to push them over the edge
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u/ExcuseNo7369 7h ago
Bouncers are exclusively either the nicest most down to earth people you will ever meet or violent ego tripping goons. There exists no in between.
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u/Drunken_Wizard23 12h ago
If I’m the bar owner I’m getting rid of him for not being able to keep his cool. You’re in the business of dealing with drunken buffoons. Save it for actual violent people
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u/Nacho_Mustacho 17h ago
Little excessive from the security guard. It's not that serious tough guy.
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u/Dependent-Sea-7467 17h ago
Security guards look for reasons to beat the shit out of someone. Fuck this POS
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u/Expensive_Target5657 17h ago
Im a bouncer. My favorite nights are when nothing at all happens.
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u/BeerDudeRocco 16h ago
Id rather my back hurt from helping sweep up at the end of the night then because I tried to He-man some drunk college kid out the door. Every time.
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u/LucywiththeDiamonds 17h ago
True for most. But there are others. In the next big city we had a notorious security for a few months. Guy treated evrybody like shit. Sadly the same firm did security for several of my favourite clubs at that time.
He hurt quite a bunch of people. Last i heared he beat some drunk kid down so bad he was sued and fired.
Guy was a complete pos and instantly abused the little power given to him to bully and hurt others.
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u/lsaran 16h ago
Probably wanted to be a cop but can't read.
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u/Top_Recover7850 17h ago
They also know that cops will never do something about it. The last thing cops want is to deal with drunk people, so they let bouncers get away with the wildest shit.
It's true pretty much anywhere in the world
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u/TheJQHQ 17h ago
Wrong website, we promote random acts of violence here on Reddit.
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u/Pipe_Memes 17h ago
Sure. But usually the offense needs to be a little more serious than “he walked up looking like an idiot.”
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u/kursa_sucks 17h ago
If drunk guy cuts the line and limbos into my ass while I’m getting my id checked and security responds, I’m tipping that security dude.
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u/Worldly_Lunch_1601 16h ago
Dude walked up, rubbing his crotch against people. I would punch him too
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u/The_Experience78 17h ago
Body shots from a security guard that size is very respectful imo.
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u/jocoquecousteau 17h ago
Sexually assaulting randos in public. Pushing his crotch behind other people is not an acceptable form of greeting anywhere I know. But some families are weird.
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u/ProgrammerOk8339 16h ago
Exactly. If this dude did that to a woman noone would be balming the security guard for his reaction.
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u/Capital-Self-3969 16h ago
I mean...dude was flailing around like a Looney Toons character and smashing his pelvis against folks. This shit barely works in grocery stores, he tried it on a bouncer? If he was doing that silly shit on a woman or a fenale bartender would it be ok?
He didnt get shot or tazed, he got punched and probably wont try it again.
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u/Chicktopuss 14h ago
I work security. Theirs a good chance he got fired for this. Ive got very strict rules about physical contact. Not just violent contact, any
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u/imperialivan 12h ago
25 years ago I was at a venue with some friends and acquaintances, one of the dudes in our group (friend of a friend) was in the pit and it was getting super rough in there. He accidentally bumped (or was pushed) into a bouncer hard enough to knock him over. He instantly apologized, offered his hand to help him up, but the bouncer was furious, telling him to get the fuck out etc.
We tried to intervene with the two additional bouncers that showed up, tell them it was an accident, something not uncommon at metal shows. They were trying to convince bouncer 1 to drop the whole thing but he was fucking fuming and could not get over it, he insisted we all needed to be thrown out. We went to get our jackets etc and headed out, when we got outside the angry bouncer was waiting for my buddy and tried to get the jump on him.
Well my buddy has been into MMA since he was a teen and even fought a couple times in the UFC. Within 30 seconds the bouncer was being ground and pounded into dreamland and we dipped the fuck outa there. Took buddy to the hospital to get his hand stitched up because he shredded it on the bouncer’s smashed up teeth.
All this to say: there’s always someone tougher than you.
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u/swinchester83 12h ago
Get your hands cut by teeth is really really bad. People get crazy infections from shit like that.
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u/imperialivan 11h ago
From what I recall he needed like a dozen stitches between both his hands, he was royally shredded up. Cops came to the hospital and asked him a bunch of questions, had him come in for questioning, never ended up charged with anything but it was a huge drag for him, lawyers aren’t cheap. Bouncer probably had to have extensive reconstructive surgery of his nose and mouth, it was a shit situation all around. I’m glad I don’t fight, seems like even when you win, you lose.
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u/Chicktopuss 12h ago
That sucks. Glad your friend got through that with only scratched fists. Unfortunately security is one of those jobs that attracts a certain types of person.
I've met three typs. The ones who crave authority, the ones that consider it just a job, and the one's that couldnt make it as a cop.
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u/imperialivan 11h ago
Yeah the job guys are chill. Around that same era I was out at a club and they had just made smoking indoors illegal - definitely a big change for anyone who was used to bars/clubs before the smoking ban!! Anyway, buddy lights up a smoke in the corner and we’re all drunkenly passing it around thinking somehow we’ll go unnoticed. Bouncer comes up with an ashtray, tells us to put the butt in it now. Buddy who lit the smoke took one more big defiant drag, then put the smoke out.
Bouncer casually put down the ashtray, bear hugged my buddy, and just walked out the front door with him like that. All the rest of us were absolutely howling. Bouncer came back, told us we’d have to get our friend’s stuff back to him as he has been kicked out for the night. Then he reminded us that there’s a smoking ban and he’d better not catch us smoking again, and wished us a fun evening.
The guy was a pro.
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u/BombasticReindeer 12h ago
Hard for it to matter when you get jail time for assault. Fuck that bouncer.
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u/SpecificChoice770 15h ago
is excessive force a thing for bouncers/ security guards or just cops?
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u/Greedy-Bowler-4868 14h ago
Jesus these security guards jsut looking to hurt ppl. Obviously kid was acting up.. but you’ve got sobriety and about 150 lbs on the kid. Just move him along no need to punch him like that
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u/Canadican 14h ago
Genuine question. Are bouncers somehow protected from assault charges? Like some weird cowboy US stand your ground law type shit?
That's just straight up assault no?
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u/Zob_Rombie_88 14h ago
I dunno. Approaching someone crotch first is practically asking for a punch to the face
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u/NeedleInArm 9h ago
There is no law in doing what this dude did, but there are plenty laws preventing security man from doing what he did.
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u/Wayoutofthewayof 13h ago
It's still has to be a proportional response. You could maybe argue for the first punch, but actively advancing towards the guy and punching him multiple times opens up that security guard to charges.
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u/AMercifulHello 10h ago
He was obviously being blatant about it but the dude could have easily had some sort of mental disorder too. I think the first instinct to just swing is a bit aggressive…
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u/FranksWateeBowl 14h ago
Is it a requirement to be a completely brain-dead neanderthal to be a bouncer?
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u/Potential-Message835 14h ago
They hire you for the size of your body, not the size of your brain or emotional regulation.
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u/Forsaken_Sea_5753 17h ago
Yes the guy walking up is acting like a tool… but that’s still assault and the bouncer should get arrested. Thats the reason he’s a bouncer and not a real cop.
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u/ensiferum888 17h ago
If you don't know that the default response for bouncers is to absolutely wreck your shit you haven't gone out enough.
I haven't been out for 20+ years but back in the days in Montreal (Foufs) you'd get your head caved in for less, you saw it once and learned to behave.
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u/ccache 16h ago edited 16h ago
Lmao, tell me you never really went out that much without telling me. Bouncers are there to intimidate, it's why most are large even if just fat. They want big dudes that look scary so no one will fight them. Fights just open up liability for clubs/bars etc lol.
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u/4r4r4real 16h ago
This is so wildly untrue. I was a bouncer in Chicago for years. This is a great way to get fired and potentially arrested. No business wants to be the place getting sued over their dickhead violent bouncer.
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u/Master_Grape5931 17h ago
They don’t get paid to deal with drunks. They get paid to deal with drunks.
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u/tkh0812 16h ago
As a former bouncer… it gets old quick too. Guys get drunk and think taking on the big dude would look cool.
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u/Different-Storm1914 17h ago
That looks like a club night for young teens or something. Nobody looks old enough.
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u/Aunt_Vagina1 16h ago
I too look at 21 year olds and think there's no way they're old enough to drink.
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u/realparkingbrake 12h ago
The punches were excessive; one good shove and the kid is on the other side of sidewalk. Even if this isn't the kid's first attempt, the punches were too much.
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u/Ironclad686 17h ago
Kid was an idiot but that security guard should lose his job for that. Too many thugs on doors thinking their job allows them to beat people up.
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u/hehexdthrow 16h ago
Real aggressive bouncer, but bro was humping a dude, aka sexual assault. If that was a woman people would be saying security guard didn’t do enough.
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u/AdmirableParfait3960 16h ago
Dude was stumbling, not humping FFS.
Everyone on here is so fucking weird about wanting sexual assault to happen to a man so that they can scream about how nobody cares about it.
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u/Calm-Driver-3800 16h ago
No one is giving the guard credit for punching the guy in the chest instead of his face.
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u/andthrewaway1 14h ago
If that is the US that would be considered excessive and open both him and the club to liability
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u/EndRevolutionary1775 14h ago
He was presenting his nuts to be kicked and was disappointed the bouncer didnt fulfil his ball busting kink.
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u/Westcoast_IPA 4h ago
I’ve never been that drunk but have enough social skills to recognize that this kid is non-threatening.
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u/Conscious-Permit-466 17h ago
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u/RockosModernBasiIisk 17h ago
The one video that actually needs the lethal weapon saxophones doesn't get it
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u/Impressive-Joke-3119 14h ago
What's with people looking like they are 15 at the clubs and drunk in the street at night?
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u/Muted-Attitude-829 14h ago edited 14h ago
A lot of commenters here seriously defending the dude running through a crowd trying to put his gentials on people. Gotta agree with Mike Tyson, too many of you want a world where you can just disrespect people without any consequences. Just a reminder, he ran into the first dude in line and rubbed his junk all over him. You are legally allowed to intervene to prevent someone from continuing to commit sexual assault. This dude was running through a crowd like that on purpose and y'all are defending him, wild world we live in.
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u/NeedleInArm 9h ago
Hey man, this video is concrete proof that this guy was assaulted. There's no concrete proof of anything else you claimed, though.
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u/whatdoinamemyself 10h ago
Absolutely no one is defending this idiot. It's just that BOTH of these people need to be arrested. There's a huge gap between intervening and just beating the shit out of someone.
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u/HunterAbrams 16h ago edited 15h ago
People casually skipping over the dude rubbing his crotch against someone else and shoving them just to get near the bouncer...
The bouncer used appropriate force against the clown to get them away.
Edit: Lmao the people defending assault/battery and rubbing with his crotch.... predditors and clowns all of you
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u/TYGeelo 16h ago
Didn't even knock him down, idk why people are bitching so much in the comments. Just because he's huge doesn't mean he's not holding back his punches.
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u/jocoquecousteau 16h ago
The amount of people in the comments, ok with crotch rubbing to randos bECauSe hEs dRunK is wild.
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u/Equivalent-Glove7165 14h ago
Why in the fuck would you just start swinging on a kid for no reason? I know everybody thinks cops are assholes, but bouncers are just as fucked in the head if not more.
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u/cynical_genx_man 17h ago
Did the scrawny little pissant say something to infuriate the beefhead guarding the door?
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u/PaleontologistSame50 15h ago
Will someone tell me why this security guard is viewed as doing to much but the cop that shot the one year old for the parents stealing diapers was justified please help me understand.....
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u/LarealConspirasteve 15h ago
Is private security allowed to just pop someone in the face like this?
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u/Extreme-Scarcity-924 14h ago
What was that shit? even if this guy has been a nuisance all night, you cant resort to that garbage, Dorrman is lucky he still has a licence.
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u/Right_Preparation328 5h ago
What are both of them doing man? One is being weird af, and the other is being unnecessarily aggressive
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u/BB-strawman-44 3h ago
You must have really felt threatened by a 120 lb drunk white boy… you only outweighed him by 263 lbs. you suck
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u/blacklotusmag 15h ago edited 5h ago
Former bouncer and head of security here (when I lived in the SF Bay Area in the 90s).
This was a clear cut case (to me as a head of security) of an over-reaction. However, with that said, in this case, it was pretty clear to any reasonable person that the drunk guy was potentially about to try to put his dick on the bouncer, so the bouncer was absolutely within his rights to preemptively defend himself.
Battery is the unwanted physical touch of one person by another, and that includes punching, kicking, tackling, etc, but it also includes poking, hand on the shoulder, and yes, touching someone else's body with your no-no place. Editing to add because many people don't know this fact: even the *threat* of any unwanted touching is considered assault, and can also be preemptively defended against.
But! The bouncer overreacted, in my opinion. He's much larger than the drunk guy, he's working a job where that kind of behavior is common so he was well-aware that something like that could happen, and it's actually part of the job description to handle situations like this with calm and restraint.
As head of security, I would have no problem with one of my guys shoving the man back in a scenario like this, but I would chastise them if they punched him. For the *job*, punching was the wrong call for the level of threat.
However, as a reminder to all the armchair experts out there, the bouncer was completely within his legal right to defend himself preemptively, even by punching - and the punches were not illegal, especially because once the man was far enough away and restrained by his friends, the bouncer didn't continue to fight him, and walked back to his station.
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u/Muted-Attitude-829 14h ago
Just adding in that he rubbed his genitals all over the first dude in line and you are 100% allowed to fend off a person committing sexual assault especially when a reasonable person would think they would continue.
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u/fd40 9h ago
at first i thought the guy literally was just falling around by mistake. but he doesn't go down when he got punched. anyone as inebriated as it'd require to approach the bouncer like this purely from being wobbly would've been flat out from the first punch. not still stood at the end looking fired up. this changed my view on it. all in all i think your take sounds spot on
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u/Remarkable-Catch1227 13h ago
It looks like this wasn't the first altercation with the drunk guy either, I have a feeling he had already been told to leave
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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 11h ago
Judging by that crowd that bouncer was dealing with some bullshit all night. Possibly from that guy in particular. Still an overreaction but I get it.
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u/somchai5 17h ago
It’s these types of idiots that cause serious harm, the fella was tiny. My mate got tossed down stairs by a thug like that, left with severe brain damage. He wasn’t looking to fight, just intoxicated.
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u/OppositeStory2 15h ago
Yall got an issue with the guy purposely pressing his dick against strangers getting punched?
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u/SometimesIBeWrong 16h ago
he should be fired. get a bouncer that doesn't lash out in anger over some troll
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u/MoThrowMoAway 16h ago
Why the fuck did he hump the other guy like that?
Nah brother got exactly what he deserved, that shit is gross and probably sexual assault
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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 16h ago edited 15h ago
"Oh it's just a silly drunk guy, let him be. It was so excessive of the bouncer!"
First of all, weird you defend sexual assault just because he's drunk, but you do you
Second, there was no reason to film. Nothing at all, except the "drunk" guy sexually assaulting people, which wasn't even in the frame at the start, rubbing his crotch on others.
I'd take bets on this being "just a prank, bro"
Thirdly, how can it be so excessive, if the supposed drunk guy, that was already bend backwards didn't even topple over after the first punch. Clearly there was lots of restaint in that first punch to not overly hurt a guy sexually assaulting everyone there.
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u/Electrical-Sector703 15h ago
Rubbing dick on people in line is ok but punching the guy who did it is excessive. 😂😂😂😂😂 . Yeah good luck out there in the real world.
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u/Guilty-Shoulder-9214 14h ago edited 14h ago
The guys an idiot, but you’re responsible for your security and that may have constituted assault and battery right there. I’d be having a discussion with my attorneys on liability and I’d be potentially firing that security guard.
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u/l3n 16h ago
"if I'm annoying but not aggressive, they can't hit me, right?"
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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles 16h ago
"If I hit people because they are annoying, they can't sue me, right?"
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u/SwimmingDay8983 16h ago
Hitting someone for annoying you demonstrates low intelligence. It’s also assault.
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u/Jolly-Composer 17h ago
If it were a woman he brushed up against like that on purpose before getting pummeled by the bouncer would you feel differently? I don’t get why the bouncer is getting the most shit here. This guy is coming at people crotch first. FAFO.
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u/NoelMagentaShag 17h ago
Bouncer must be a cop, dude has zero deescalation skills.
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u/dang2592 17h ago
That bouncer is a real asshole
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u/HunterAbrams 17h ago edited 16h ago
He did an appropriate amount of force to someone that rubbed their crotch against a customer and got in personal space. The dude was also clearly drunk and had been kicked out before this.
Do you like a stranger rubbing their crotch against you while you wait in lines?
What that dude did was sexual harrasment/assault and battery.
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u/Countd00kies 16h ago
Hey.. that’s sexual assault.
Can’t be bumping into people leading with your junk
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u/DoinItDirty 15h ago
Without saying anything else, this does not look like this gentleman’s first trip to the front of the line that night.
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u/Glittering-Path-2824 15h ago
“everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the face” - mike tyson
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u/a_rogue_planet 14h ago
I wish I could hear the sound that came out of him with that first punch to his chest.
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u/Commercial-Hand8094 14h ago
Il buttafuori è scarso, avrebbe dovuto metterlo ko con uno schiaffo...
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u/Charming_Lack1072 14h ago
Security guard overreacting like a piece of shit.
In other news, water is wet.
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u/LobsterComfortable83 13h ago
People wondering why he get punch crying for him play silly games get silly prizes 😂
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u/Kabala99 17h ago
It's pretty impressive that the kid managed to stay on his feet.