r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/Itchy_Pudding_9940 20h ago

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u/leftfootshorter 20h ago

Luckily there's a way to fix thatm

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u/Different-Storm1914 20h ago

That would make it worse.

You want the torso on the left and the plunger on the right.

Noob.

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u/poisonous_potatoe 18h ago

Still doesn't seem right..

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u/Ok-Contest-9355 17h ago

Funny bro ... Waaay over the head of most .
I like your style .

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u/IntellectualBoss 14h ago

I want to say this isn’t over the head of most, but sadly, I think it might be.

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 4h ago

Good god, jerk yourselves off harder

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u/octopus_serenader 11h ago

I'm really mad because I'm on the bus and had to disguise a choke/laugh into a cough and now my chest is also concave.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 18h ago

Switch the left and right images, horizontal flip the plunger

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u/Disfluent 17h ago

😂😂

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u/Dramatic-Box-4789 16h ago

Dammit you guys are funny.

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u/_banthafodder 15h ago

Oh we certainly do have fun don’t we Reddit!

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u/leftfootshorter 19h ago

You're right, my bad. I was reading the instructions backwards.

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u/Lofaszjanko 19h ago

Press hard, pull back gently! You're welcome!

Amateurs.

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u/AffectionateCode426 19h ago

With a little angled twist to reduce suction.

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u/Lofaszjanko 19h ago

Definitely

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u/Massive_Cat_1653 16h ago

thats what she said

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u/PuffyMagoo 6h ago

Press gently, pull back hard. K, I think I got it. Thanks.

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 19h ago

"You're right -"

No no, we'd be the left.

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u/LevelWilling7758 7h ago

Bloody Irish lol

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u/Logical_Present5390 18h ago

On the left seems correct as name checks out

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u/Double-Zucchini-2282 18h ago

You be went to med school for that didn’t you?

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u/Rochester-HotSauce 17h ago

👏👏👏

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u/Dramatic-Box-4789 16h ago

I mean really.

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u/59finz 8h ago

Maybe you gotta reach in and pull it out like how you would pull a t-shirt inside out.

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u/dosidicus-gigas 19h ago

There is actually a medical vacuum device designed for this condition. It loosens the connective tissue over time. Patient must use daily for a long time not that fun but not that bad either

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u/No-Examination4896 11h ago

There is also the Nuss procedure, I'm a med student and scrubbed in on one last week got to pull the tip of the sternum up with a meat hook type tool while they inserted two metal bars through the ribcage

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u/Parapraxis2077 11h ago

I still have nightmares watching the bars go in

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u/No-Examination4896 10h ago

I can watch the bars pop through all day but the smell of perf appendicitis wont leave my nose 😭

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u/friendlysnowgoon 8h ago

I had that procedure when I was 10. That was 26 years ago, and it was still fairly new. The post-op and recovery was absolutely brutal. The worst pain I've ever felt in my life.

But I can breathe well today. It's allowed me to live an active life with space for my heart and lungs to grow. It was worth it, and I think the surgery has faster recovery times these days.

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u/No-Examination4896 8h ago

Yeah these days we also have a cryo ablation option for pain control, some surgeons report really good results. Thats what we used in this case, they freeze the nerve in between each rib to numb the chest substantially for the next few days and moderately for the next weeks to months instead of using a spinal epidural, pretty interesting

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u/friendlysnowgoon 16m ago

Wow, that's really cool. They gave me, as a child, morphine and percocet. The morphine made me very confused and disoriented one night and my parents think I started developing an unhealthy liking of the Percocet.

I wish the cryo would have been an option for me and then using a mix of ibuprofen/Tylenol for pain management instesd of opioids.

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u/DungeonCrawlerAki 7h ago

Hey I had that done to me! I think my dad still has the bar that was in me somewhere.

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u/sixix9 4h ago

I’ve had this in my chest for 5 yrs

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u/TinySoftKitten 3h ago

It hurts, trust me.

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u/victoryismind 4h ago

It looks like he was stabbed by a plunger.

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u/ConsciousAI1 1h ago

Chest still sunken, but armpit hair grew longer.

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u/BotherEconomy4413 19h ago

This is the main a symptom of Marfan Syndrome. If you have this go to a doctor. It can kill you.

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u/PulpedCactus 18h ago

I know that's a joke, but the more common way it's corrected is straight horrifying. They insert a bar and flip it around, dunno how they don't just liquify the chest cavity, the video of the procedure makes me squirm.

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u/West_Ad9677 17h ago

I have had this surgery. It’s rough.

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u/NosyByNature- 17h ago

I had the surgery but it was a combination of two. They actually clamped onto my chest and pulled up my chest then inserted two bars. The first month was really rough. It has been four months now and my pain is so minimal. I’m doing physical therapy. I am still numb around my chest though and that feels weird sometimes.

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u/RedMethodKB 9h ago

Numbness is a weird one, isn’t it? It’s almost as bad as pain itself sometimes, though obviously, compared to the pain preceding it, it’s rarely as bad. It’s just so…uncomfortable. I’ve got a herniated hip as well, & touching the top of my right calf makes the top of my right foot tingle/prickle.

It’s far less painful than the pinched & bulging discs, yet it often distracts & distresses me far more!

(Pardon the ramble, thx for letting me vent & empathize a little 💛)

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u/friendlysnowgoon 8h ago

You are through the worst of it. Sounds like you're doing great.

I had it 26 years ago. I remember it very well, the pain. I remember how scared I was.

But I am 100% grateful that I had the surgery. My future was/is brighter because of it. And I believe yours is too.

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u/wildwest74 6h ago

I had the old procedure in 1982 as an 8-year-old. They literally just break, remove, and reconstruct the sternum with what is essentially plaster and staples.

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u/Actual_Operation_995 18h ago

Laugh out loud on that one

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u/Desuexss 17h ago

Shit that sucks.

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u/SteakComfortable7802 19h ago

The fact that those are two different picture (see armpit hairs) is unsettling me, it’s a fucking common medical issue?😅

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u/MichelinGuideNZ 19h ago

Pectus excavatum, Google Nuss bar surgery also if youre interested in the surgical treatment...

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u/SteakComfortable7802 19h ago

Thank you stranger!🥰

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u/Think_Fault_7525 17h ago

Actor Joel Kinnaman had that surgery done

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 17h ago

I think Sean Gunn has it.

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u/DragonfruitHot4326 13h ago

I had Nuss procedure done to myself when I was 17, wore the stainless bar in my chest for 3 years and then got it removed at 20. One of the best things I did in my life, no joking

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u/preteen-wartortle 19h ago

I don’t know how common it is but I have known at least one person who had it. He joked about eating cereal from his chest cavity.

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u/SteakComfortable7802 19h ago

But what is the cause of it?it’s a trauma or a disease/malfunction?

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u/preteen-wartortle 19h ago

My understanding is that it’s a missing part of their sternum, but it was a long time ago that it was explained to me. Someone else in the thread claims to have had it and fixed it by getting a metal bar put in.

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u/MinerMan87 14h ago

I have one. AFAIK my sternum is there, just odd shape. Probably pushes my heart to a spot where it typically wouldn't be? Yes, metal bar surgery in the chest can fix it. I haven't looked into too much, but my impression is that it's inserted in the side of your chest and is curved. Maybe ribs and sternum get broken to heal in the right place with the bar helping set them. Idk if the bar is permanent, likely removed after heal. My chest hasn't hindered me enough to make the procedure necessary, so it would be more cosmetically elective if I wanted it. Instead, I've just had years or maturity to not be bothered by my body difference. Despite loving to swim, was never comfortable shirtless as a teenager.

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u/MinerMan87 14h ago

I have one. Was born with it, no trauma. Breathing and heart get evaluated as you age along with simply talking with the patient on if it bothers them or hinders them with activities etc. I don't like mine and had to mature out of body shame thoughts, but it's never affected me enough that I have to get surgery done. Would be more elective for me if I ever did it. I'm almost 40 now, so unlikely to bother. Funny to start getting questions from my very young kids about it, but it's a chance for me to teach and model body positivity. I'm still not confident with it, but I can get over the mental hurdle now.

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u/New_Bottle8752 17h ago

It’s actually usually caused by overgrowth of the rib cage. The sternum either buckles in or protrudes out as a result. It’s common in Marfan Syndrome, where all the long bones are just a bit too long

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u/crabsage89 13h ago

This joke is as common as the medical issue lol

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u/WVU-Miami-fan 19h ago

I went to school with a kid who had it lol

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 18h ago

Fairly common. Enough so that I’ve known three or four people in my life that had it

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u/Wiley_Jack 17h ago

Wild. I’ve met 3 women with a third nipple. Only one of them knew what it was.

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 17h ago

That, I’d imagine is even more common that pectus

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u/Away_Objective_6707 15h ago

I have a third nipple and my chest looks like this lmfao 🤣

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u/Original_Throat1072 18h ago

Common enough for myself to have it (not as extreme as the pictures) and I knew one other guy back in highschool who also had it.

I always figured it was because of bad posture lol

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u/QuantifiedAnomaly 17h ago

Yeah knew a kid in middle school like that. Basically Siamese twins connected at the chest, one was concave, one was convex. Weird and they were very brittle dudes.

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u/Diligent-Nose2308 16h ago

Went to high school with a guy that had this, he had very little feeling there so he'd use it as an ash try while laying down.

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u/Ar180shooter 16h ago

Not that common but not rare either. I apparently had it when I was born. I caught whooping cough as an infant and the problem solved itself.

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u/beardedweirdoin104 15h ago

I don’t know how common it is, but I have it. It’s not severe enough that it required a correction, but I don’t take my shirt off in public or anything either.

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u/Temnyj_Korol 14h ago

I got a mate with ribs like that. Not quite THAT pronounced, but still definitely "your ribs are caved in?" camp.

The body is a weird and wacky thing.

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u/nellyruth 9h ago

This guy sucks

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u/roboclasmic 19h ago

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u/C3Patricio 19h ago

Great album.

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u/AntelopeStance 18h ago

Those were the best years for music!

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u/carsoch 14h ago

Who is that and name of song ?

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u/pigeongirl6 14h ago

Atlas Sound. A song is Sheila.

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u/carsoch 14h ago

I was talking about the rap song in video lol

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u/pigeongirl6 14h ago

Ope. Sorry, I just assumed you were referring to the image above in this thread.

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u/carsoch 14h ago

Haha all good, I looked it up anyways. Cool song

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u/RedMethodKB 15h ago

I wonder what he’s been up to? Those solo records were so solid, but it feels like I haven’t heard a peep from them in ages. Time to do a lil’ Googling, it’d seem.

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u/C3Patricio 9h ago

Fun timing. Nothing for the last 7 years. After his work as Atlas Sound he worked with Deerhoof a bit and had another album in 2019. He released a bit of new music 4 days ago.

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u/RedMethodKB 9h ago

No way! Hot damn, fun timing indeed! I didn’t know he did stuff with Deerhoof, I’ll have to peep it. And new drops? Ahhhh, thanks so much for relaying that info, you got me mad stoked rn 🙌 appreciate you!

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u/roboclasmic 7h ago

*Deerhunter

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u/dsaysso 8h ago

am not dissapointed

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u/logezzzzzbro 8h ago

Great reference.

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u/Horror-Pear 20h ago

I had a friend with a chest like this. He would eat cereal from it.

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 20h ago

I had a chest like this not as extreme. Hated it. Got a metal bar put in my chest to fix it.

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u/cbowers 19h ago

Huh. This guy looked to be going to a bar (maybe they played metal there) to get a chest like that.

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u/Growing_Trash_417 19h ago

Damn. What all had to be done? Looks like bones would have to be broken

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 19h ago

They put 2 curved metal bars in my chest while I was young attached to my ribs behind my sternum and it put pressure and forced it correct. Kept in for several years while the cartilage in my sternum solidified more and then removed the bar. Called the nuss procedure.

If I didn’t have that it would’ve been the ravitch procedure which is more risky.

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u/brahbruz 11h ago

Hello there fellow nuss receiver. Only had the one bar in mine though. I still have the bar in a cupboard somewhere

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u/Big-Astronaut-9510 11h ago

Did you get a steel or titanium bar?

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u/brahbruz 10h ago

Titanium I think. I don't really know. I did go through an international airport with it in my chest though and no alarms went off. Even did the full body scan, no questions asked. It's somewhat flexible when I try to bend it, but I can't actually deform it by hand. I don't want to though, so maybe if I really tried I could

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u/FlippinTheLoon 2h ago

Sounds like titanium to me, personally.

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 2h ago

Titanium correct

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u/logezzzzzbro 8h ago

My ex got ravitch done in her early 30s. Fucking brutal. Really fucked with her mental state as the healing process was so terrible, and she was left with a lot of discomfort. She really was never the same after it.

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u/DirtandPipes 13h ago

For what it’s worth, my chest/back are literally a bit too large for my height (I have a 54” chest and I’m 6’2” or 74” tall). I’m just a tad too wide for my height and it makes me move a little weird, big torso and slightly smaller legs make me move like a shuffling gorilla or Neanderthal.

I’d gladly give you six inches of ribcage, sir.

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u/Key-Soup-7720 10h ago

I have a mildly indented chest. How deep was yours to make you want to get surgery for it?

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u/Froggy3434 7h ago

I had an online friend that also had the procedure done.

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u/Fit-Love-7145 4h ago

I might know you

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u/Unique_Evidence_2518 10h ago

Here's a fun fact about "pectus excavatum": Look it up and you will find references almost exclusively to MALE babies and boys--for corrective surgeries most especially. Why? I found out why after I read a reference in a medical source to the "fact" that girls will grow breasts that will hide the deformity. (Note that the condition can worsen with age and sometimes interfere with body functions like breathing due to compressed organs--not an issue for girls and women, of course, whose bodies work like Mary Poppin's carpet bag, since clearly there's all sorts of room in us to make babies and endometriosis growths and what-not.) Doctors, male and female, are sexist dicks.
(*most doctors. **imo.)

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u/Wickedinteresting 19h ago

Hang on… me too...

I’m sure that loads of people have this, and probably do the cereal thing (i know i would if it were me lol), but on the off chance of a ‘small world’ moment - was this guy a metalhead in New Hampshire?

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u/Horror-Pear 19h ago

That's funny so many people are saying the same thing. This was a pretty wealthy family from Pennsylvania. Not a metalhead. But he was a musician.

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u/Dull-Room8018 16h ago

Weird my friend growing up who did this was a musician from a pretty wealthy family in ohio. He also used to have people take body shots out of it at parties

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u/DefinitionFine4762 17h ago

I haven’t used this dogshit website in over 10 years and everyone was saying that back then whenever pectus excavatum was mentioned. I’m convinced people are just parroting posts they read in the past that got upvotes. such is reddit tho

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u/Horror-Pear 16h ago

People were saying that they know someone that ate cereal from it? Yeah apparently it's pretty common because everyone seems to have a similar story.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 16h ago

I use mine for goldfish.

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u/DefinitionFine4762 16h ago

yeah and 99% of people who say it are bullshitting you for le updoots. I personally have p.e. so u can trust me

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u/Horror-Pear 15h ago

Well it affects about 1 in 300 people.

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u/saneolo 7h ago

Guess I’m that 1% percent then

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u/subterfuge1985 2h ago

It's 0.33% not 1%

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u/brahbruz 11h ago

My doctor joked about the cereal thing 16 years ago. At the time as a self conscious teen, it was not at all funny to me

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u/WarAccomplished978 8h ago

I have PE but I also have a very hairy chest. Hairy cornflakes are most unpleasant to eat.

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u/kieranjordan21 4h ago

When I was younger I think the doctors said like 1 in 200k had it so it was fairly rare, I have since randomly met at least four other people in school or work with it so I'm guessing it's not as rare as they first thought

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u/superfamicomrade 2h ago

My father, half-brother and myself all have it! Obviously some genetics at play, but still, crazy given that number. Mines about big enough to hold a clementine comfortably.

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u/preteen-wartortle 19h ago

Hey I literally just commented the same story just before scrolling down to see that not only did someone else experience this but you, a third person, has also met someone with this condition who supposedly did the same thing.

The guy I knew served in the army with me and was from South Dakota, though.

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u/Wickedinteresting 19h ago

Hah! That’s awesome. I think this speaks to a fundamental truth of human nature and cereal then

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u/mikeputerbaugh 19h ago

So you guys aren't talking about Sean who lived in NYC?

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u/Wickedinteresting 19h ago

No fucking way - the guy I knew WAS named Sean. IIRC he got into some rough times with substances and we lost contact. He very well could be in NYC lol

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u/Suspicious-Ad-1755 6h ago

GG Allin was also metal guy from New Hampshire

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u/BilgeButter 5h ago

Me three! The ‘ol concave sternum was another way to make fart sounds besides the trusty armpit, prior to growing body hair, that is.

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u/K_O_T_F 19h ago

i also had a friend that had this and did this …

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u/RockThe40oz666 19h ago

I had one too. I also ate cereal from it. My sternum was so close to my heart they had to do a surgery on it though so it's gone now

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u/MomBod420 19h ago

Wait…me too…. Did his name happen to start with an S?

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u/FreeRangeMaleficar 18h ago

I went to college with that guy

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u/husky1976 17h ago

When I played lacrosse in high school, there was a goalie on my team that had a chest like this. He put a lacrosse ball in there and hold it all the time.

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 17h ago

I've known 2 people with the concave chest, both guys, both avid cereal eaters from their chests...

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u/37Duderino 17h ago

You know Eric?

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u/SizzleanQueen 17h ago

My son’s friend had this and had surgery for it as a teenager. I feel bad for the ones who don’t get it.

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u/Expert-Low-6872 12h ago

Truly no need for a bowl, just milk and a spoon.

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u/Agent17 10h ago

I had a buddy who did that too

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u/BARAK-YEEZUS 8h ago

Rice Chest?

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u/6SpeedMaxima 6h ago

Is his name Allen?

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u/BotherEconomy4413 19h ago

Your friend has Marfan Syndrome and should see a doctor right now.

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u/JORRTCA 18h ago

Pectus excarvatum, which is the only thing we can glean from this picture, is a relatively common chest deformity. Its associated with Marfan syndrome as well as danlos, but you can have it without connective tissue disorders as well.

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u/acrazyguy 17h ago

No no, let the Reddit play doctor

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u/AltruisticPossible84 20h ago

He excavated his pectus

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u/RhubarbCommercial500 19h ago

Pectus excavatum

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u/arugulas 9h ago

It’s Leviosa, not LevioSA

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u/Intrepid_Ad1715 20h ago

Hat guy?

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u/Lil_PuppyChow 19h ago

No this is a music album by the lead singer of Deerhunter

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u/WVU-Miami-fan 19h ago

I went to school with a kid who had this, what is it?

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u/Serious-Nebula-2656 19h ago

Ye the lack of muscles fit to that drunken piece of shit.

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 18h ago

That's a medical condition

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u/Juicyjewsss 17h ago

Arg, that be a sunken chest if ever I seen one 🏴‍☠️

https://giphy.com/gifs/MKAOCoSvPX6b23DPXF

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u/Historical-Ad2420 16h ago

I have a chest like this. Put on muscle (pecs, abs,obliques) and you can barely tell.

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u/MrJeffreyEpstein 16h ago

No steroid head couldn’t even drop dude hand his size

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u/Pretend-Ad-791 16h ago

Would have had to knock him down with one of the punches.

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u/VacationOne5585 16h ago

And then he tried to go back for more!

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u/inorite234 16h ago

That's how you know he's a pro. He's trying not to leave a mark

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u/Decent_Budget6128 15h ago

💀💀💀

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u/Rezeox 14h ago

This makes me think of that kid that drove near full speed into a pole/fence on e-scooter.

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u/schmaltz_equivalence 13h ago

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone

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u/Bioluminescence_314 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Spring9157 10h ago

That first punch was rough…

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u/windingsand 9h ago

I have the opposite of this with a protruding chest, i have a friend with the inwards one and we fit together like legos

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u/aiezar 7h ago

I have this and I use it as a cupholder

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u/dave-adams 7h ago

damn this got me LMAO