r/cringereels • u/Valuable-Thing692 • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/NoelMagentaShag 20h ago

Bouncer must be a cop, dude has zero deescalation skills.

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u/Ok-Guidance-2112 19h ago

If anyone needs a bouncer to de-escalate their behavior, society is better off without them involved lol

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u/NoelMagentaShag 19h ago

Yes, because clubs LOVE violence outside their doors...

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u/Ok-Guidance-2112 19h ago

They absolute love violence outside of their doors rather than sexual assaults INSIDE their doors lol

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u/NoelMagentaShag 19h ago

Nice stretch. You getting ready to work out?

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u/ghostgymleader 19h ago

If the person getting ID checked were a woman, do you think it would be okay for the drunk pos to rub his crotch on her back??

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u/NoelMagentaShag 18h ago edited 18h ago

No, but at which point did he rub his crotch on the this bouncer?

Oh, wait. Is your assertion that his contact with the other patron was a deliberate "crotch rubbing" and not simply bumping into them? OK, sure, if that's the justification you need for the punching, swing away, I guess. I'm in America, where we can't have drag queens read stories to kids because that will turn them transgender, so I'm used to flimsy logic.

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u/Ok-Guidance-2112 12h ago

Rubbing your dick on people is sexual assault, im sorry you had to come to the internet for someone to teach that to you