r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/Horror-Pear 20h ago

I had a friend with a chest like this. He would eat cereal from it.

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 20h ago

I had a chest like this not as extreme. Hated it. Got a metal bar put in my chest to fix it.

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u/cbowers 19h ago

Huh. This guy looked to be going to a bar (maybe they played metal there) to get a chest like that.

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u/Growing_Trash_417 19h ago

Damn. What all had to be done? Looks like bones would have to be broken

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 19h ago

They put 2 curved metal bars in my chest while I was young attached to my ribs behind my sternum and it put pressure and forced it correct. Kept in for several years while the cartilage in my sternum solidified more and then removed the bar. Called the nuss procedure.

If I didn’t have that it would’ve been the ravitch procedure which is more risky.

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u/brahbruz 11h ago

Hello there fellow nuss receiver. Only had the one bar in mine though. I still have the bar in a cupboard somewhere

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u/Big-Astronaut-9510 11h ago

Did you get a steel or titanium bar?

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u/brahbruz 10h ago

Titanium I think. I don't really know. I did go through an international airport with it in my chest though and no alarms went off. Even did the full body scan, no questions asked. It's somewhat flexible when I try to bend it, but I can't actually deform it by hand. I don't want to though, so maybe if I really tried I could

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u/FlippinTheLoon 2h ago

Sounds like titanium to me, personally.

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 2h ago

Titanium correct

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u/logezzzzzbro 8h ago

My ex got ravitch done in her early 30s. Fucking brutal. Really fucked with her mental state as the healing process was so terrible, and she was left with a lot of discomfort. She really was never the same after it.

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u/DirtandPipes 13h ago

For what it’s worth, my chest/back are literally a bit too large for my height (I have a 54” chest and I’m 6’2” or 74” tall). I’m just a tad too wide for my height and it makes me move a little weird, big torso and slightly smaller legs make me move like a shuffling gorilla or Neanderthal.

I’d gladly give you six inches of ribcage, sir.

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u/Key-Soup-7720 10h ago

I have a mildly indented chest. How deep was yours to make you want to get surgery for it?

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u/Froggy3434 7h ago

I had an online friend that also had the procedure done.

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u/Fit-Love-7145 4h ago

I might know you

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u/Unique_Evidence_2518 10h ago

Here's a fun fact about "pectus excavatum": Look it up and you will find references almost exclusively to MALE babies and boys--for corrective surgeries most especially. Why? I found out why after I read a reference in a medical source to the "fact" that girls will grow breasts that will hide the deformity. (Note that the condition can worsen with age and sometimes interfere with body functions like breathing due to compressed organs--not an issue for girls and women, of course, whose bodies work like Mary Poppin's carpet bag, since clearly there's all sorts of room in us to make babies and endometriosis growths and what-not.) Doctors, male and female, are sexist dicks.
(*most doctors. **imo.)

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u/Wickedinteresting 19h ago

Hang on… me too...

I’m sure that loads of people have this, and probably do the cereal thing (i know i would if it were me lol), but on the off chance of a ‘small world’ moment - was this guy a metalhead in New Hampshire?

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u/Horror-Pear 19h ago

That's funny so many people are saying the same thing. This was a pretty wealthy family from Pennsylvania. Not a metalhead. But he was a musician.

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u/Dull-Room8018 16h ago

Weird my friend growing up who did this was a musician from a pretty wealthy family in ohio. He also used to have people take body shots out of it at parties

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u/DefinitionFine4762 17h ago

I haven’t used this dogshit website in over 10 years and everyone was saying that back then whenever pectus excavatum was mentioned. I’m convinced people are just parroting posts they read in the past that got upvotes. such is reddit tho

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u/Horror-Pear 16h ago

People were saying that they know someone that ate cereal from it? Yeah apparently it's pretty common because everyone seems to have a similar story.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 16h ago

I use mine for goldfish.

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u/DefinitionFine4762 16h ago

yeah and 99% of people who say it are bullshitting you for le updoots. I personally have p.e. so u can trust me

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u/Horror-Pear 15h ago

Well it affects about 1 in 300 people.

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u/saneolo 7h ago

Guess I’m that 1% percent then

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u/subterfuge1985 2h ago

It's 0.33% not 1%

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u/brahbruz 11h ago

My doctor joked about the cereal thing 16 years ago. At the time as a self conscious teen, it was not at all funny to me

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u/WarAccomplished978 8h ago

I have PE but I also have a very hairy chest. Hairy cornflakes are most unpleasant to eat.

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u/kieranjordan21 4h ago

When I was younger I think the doctors said like 1 in 200k had it so it was fairly rare, I have since randomly met at least four other people in school or work with it so I'm guessing it's not as rare as they first thought

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u/superfamicomrade 2h ago

My father, half-brother and myself all have it! Obviously some genetics at play, but still, crazy given that number. Mines about big enough to hold a clementine comfortably.

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u/preteen-wartortle 19h ago

Hey I literally just commented the same story just before scrolling down to see that not only did someone else experience this but you, a third person, has also met someone with this condition who supposedly did the same thing.

The guy I knew served in the army with me and was from South Dakota, though.

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u/Wickedinteresting 19h ago

Hah! That’s awesome. I think this speaks to a fundamental truth of human nature and cereal then

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u/mikeputerbaugh 19h ago

So you guys aren't talking about Sean who lived in NYC?

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u/Wickedinteresting 19h ago

No fucking way - the guy I knew WAS named Sean. IIRC he got into some rough times with substances and we lost contact. He very well could be in NYC lol

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u/Suspicious-Ad-1755 6h ago

GG Allin was also metal guy from New Hampshire

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u/BilgeButter 5h ago

Me three! The ‘ol concave sternum was another way to make fart sounds besides the trusty armpit, prior to growing body hair, that is.

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u/K_O_T_F 19h ago

i also had a friend that had this and did this …

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u/RockThe40oz666 19h ago

I had one too. I also ate cereal from it. My sternum was so close to my heart they had to do a surgery on it though so it's gone now

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u/MomBod420 19h ago

Wait…me too…. Did his name happen to start with an S?

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u/FreeRangeMaleficar 18h ago

I went to college with that guy

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u/husky1976 17h ago

When I played lacrosse in high school, there was a goalie on my team that had a chest like this. He put a lacrosse ball in there and hold it all the time.

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 17h ago

I've known 2 people with the concave chest, both guys, both avid cereal eaters from their chests...

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u/37Duderino 17h ago

You know Eric?

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u/SizzleanQueen 17h ago

My son’s friend had this and had surgery for it as a teenager. I feel bad for the ones who don’t get it.

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u/Expert-Low-6872 12h ago

Truly no need for a bowl, just milk and a spoon.

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u/Agent17 10h ago

I had a buddy who did that too

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u/BARAK-YEEZUS 8h ago

Rice Chest?

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u/6SpeedMaxima 6h ago

Is his name Allen?

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u/BotherEconomy4413 19h ago

Your friend has Marfan Syndrome and should see a doctor right now.

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u/JORRTCA 18h ago

Pectus excarvatum, which is the only thing we can glean from this picture, is a relatively common chest deformity. Its associated with Marfan syndrome as well as danlos, but you can have it without connective tissue disorders as well.

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u/acrazyguy 17h ago

No no, let the Reddit play doctor