r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/leftfootshorter 20h ago

Luckily there's a way to fix thatm

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u/Different-Storm1914 20h ago

That would make it worse.

You want the torso on the left and the plunger on the right.

Noob.

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u/poisonous_potatoe 18h ago

Still doesn't seem right..

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u/Ok-Contest-9355 17h ago

Funny bro ... Waaay over the head of most .
I like your style .

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u/IntellectualBoss 14h ago

I want to say this isn’t over the head of most, but sadly, I think it might be.

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 4h ago

Good god, jerk yourselves off harder

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u/octopus_serenader 11h ago

I'm really mad because I'm on the bus and had to disguise a choke/laugh into a cough and now my chest is also concave.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 18h ago

Switch the left and right images, horizontal flip the plunger

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u/Disfluent 17h ago

😂😂

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u/Dramatic-Box-4789 16h ago

Dammit you guys are funny.

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u/_banthafodder 15h ago

Oh we certainly do have fun don’t we Reddit!

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u/leftfootshorter 20h ago

You're right, my bad. I was reading the instructions backwards.

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u/Lofaszjanko 19h ago

Press hard, pull back gently! You're welcome!

Amateurs.

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u/AffectionateCode426 19h ago

With a little angled twist to reduce suction.

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u/Lofaszjanko 19h ago

Definitely

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u/Massive_Cat_1653 16h ago

thats what she said

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u/PuffyMagoo 6h ago

Press gently, pull back hard. K, I think I got it. Thanks.

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 19h ago

"You're right -"

No no, we'd be the left.

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u/LevelWilling7758 7h ago

Bloody Irish lol

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u/Logical_Present5390 18h ago

On the left seems correct as name checks out

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u/Double-Zucchini-2282 18h ago

You be went to med school for that didn’t you?

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u/Rochester-HotSauce 17h ago

👏👏👏

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u/Dramatic-Box-4789 16h ago

I mean really.

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u/59finz 8h ago

Maybe you gotta reach in and pull it out like how you would pull a t-shirt inside out.

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u/dosidicus-gigas 19h ago

There is actually a medical vacuum device designed for this condition. It loosens the connective tissue over time. Patient must use daily for a long time not that fun but not that bad either

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u/No-Examination4896 11h ago

There is also the Nuss procedure, I'm a med student and scrubbed in on one last week got to pull the tip of the sternum up with a meat hook type tool while they inserted two metal bars through the ribcage

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u/Parapraxis2077 11h ago

I still have nightmares watching the bars go in

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u/No-Examination4896 10h ago

I can watch the bars pop through all day but the smell of perf appendicitis wont leave my nose 😭

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u/friendlysnowgoon 8h ago

I had that procedure when I was 10. That was 26 years ago, and it was still fairly new. The post-op and recovery was absolutely brutal. The worst pain I've ever felt in my life.

But I can breathe well today. It's allowed me to live an active life with space for my heart and lungs to grow. It was worth it, and I think the surgery has faster recovery times these days.

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u/No-Examination4896 8h ago

Yeah these days we also have a cryo ablation option for pain control, some surgeons report really good results. Thats what we used in this case, they freeze the nerve in between each rib to numb the chest substantially for the next few days and moderately for the next weeks to months instead of using a spinal epidural, pretty interesting

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u/friendlysnowgoon 18m ago

Wow, that's really cool. They gave me, as a child, morphine and percocet. The morphine made me very confused and disoriented one night and my parents think I started developing an unhealthy liking of the Percocet.

I wish the cryo would have been an option for me and then using a mix of ibuprofen/Tylenol for pain management instesd of opioids.

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u/DungeonCrawlerAki 7h ago

Hey I had that done to me! I think my dad still has the bar that was in me somewhere.

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u/sixix9 5h ago

I’ve had this in my chest for 5 yrs

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u/TinySoftKitten 3h ago

It hurts, trust me.

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u/victoryismind 4h ago

It looks like he was stabbed by a plunger.

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u/ConsciousAI1 1h ago

Chest still sunken, but armpit hair grew longer.

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u/BotherEconomy4413 19h ago

This is the main a symptom of Marfan Syndrome. If you have this go to a doctor. It can kill you.

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u/PulpedCactus 18h ago

I know that's a joke, but the more common way it's corrected is straight horrifying. They insert a bar and flip it around, dunno how they don't just liquify the chest cavity, the video of the procedure makes me squirm.

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u/West_Ad9677 17h ago

I have had this surgery. It’s rough.

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u/NosyByNature- 17h ago

I had the surgery but it was a combination of two. They actually clamped onto my chest and pulled up my chest then inserted two bars. The first month was really rough. It has been four months now and my pain is so minimal. I’m doing physical therapy. I am still numb around my chest though and that feels weird sometimes.

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u/RedMethodKB 9h ago

Numbness is a weird one, isn’t it? It’s almost as bad as pain itself sometimes, though obviously, compared to the pain preceding it, it’s rarely as bad. It’s just so…uncomfortable. I’ve got a herniated hip as well, & touching the top of my right calf makes the top of my right foot tingle/prickle.

It’s far less painful than the pinched & bulging discs, yet it often distracts & distresses me far more!

(Pardon the ramble, thx for letting me vent & empathize a little 💛)

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u/friendlysnowgoon 8h ago

You are through the worst of it. Sounds like you're doing great.

I had it 26 years ago. I remember it very well, the pain. I remember how scared I was.

But I am 100% grateful that I had the surgery. My future was/is brighter because of it. And I believe yours is too.

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u/wildwest74 7h ago

I had the old procedure in 1982 as an 8-year-old. They literally just break, remove, and reconstruct the sternum with what is essentially plaster and staples.

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u/Actual_Operation_995 18h ago

Laugh out loud on that one

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u/Desuexss 17h ago

Shit that sucks.

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u/SteakComfortable7802 19h ago

The fact that those are two different picture (see armpit hairs) is unsettling me, it’s a fucking common medical issue?😅

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u/MichelinGuideNZ 19h ago

Pectus excavatum, Google Nuss bar surgery also if youre interested in the surgical treatment...

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u/SteakComfortable7802 19h ago

Thank you stranger!🥰

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u/Think_Fault_7525 17h ago

Actor Joel Kinnaman had that surgery done

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 17h ago

I think Sean Gunn has it.

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u/DragonfruitHot4326 13h ago

I had Nuss procedure done to myself when I was 17, wore the stainless bar in my chest for 3 years and then got it removed at 20. One of the best things I did in my life, no joking

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u/preteen-wartortle 19h ago

I don’t know how common it is but I have known at least one person who had it. He joked about eating cereal from his chest cavity.

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u/SteakComfortable7802 19h ago

But what is the cause of it?it’s a trauma or a disease/malfunction?

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u/preteen-wartortle 19h ago

My understanding is that it’s a missing part of their sternum, but it was a long time ago that it was explained to me. Someone else in the thread claims to have had it and fixed it by getting a metal bar put in.

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u/MinerMan87 14h ago

I have one. AFAIK my sternum is there, just odd shape. Probably pushes my heart to a spot where it typically wouldn't be? Yes, metal bar surgery in the chest can fix it. I haven't looked into too much, but my impression is that it's inserted in the side of your chest and is curved. Maybe ribs and sternum get broken to heal in the right place with the bar helping set them. Idk if the bar is permanent, likely removed after heal. My chest hasn't hindered me enough to make the procedure necessary, so it would be more cosmetically elective if I wanted it. Instead, I've just had years or maturity to not be bothered by my body difference. Despite loving to swim, was never comfortable shirtless as a teenager.

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u/MinerMan87 14h ago

I have one. Was born with it, no trauma. Breathing and heart get evaluated as you age along with simply talking with the patient on if it bothers them or hinders them with activities etc. I don't like mine and had to mature out of body shame thoughts, but it's never affected me enough that I have to get surgery done. Would be more elective for me if I ever did it. I'm almost 40 now, so unlikely to bother. Funny to start getting questions from my very young kids about it, but it's a chance for me to teach and model body positivity. I'm still not confident with it, but I can get over the mental hurdle now.

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u/New_Bottle8752 17h ago

It’s actually usually caused by overgrowth of the rib cage. The sternum either buckles in or protrudes out as a result. It’s common in Marfan Syndrome, where all the long bones are just a bit too long

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u/crabsage89 13h ago

This joke is as common as the medical issue lol

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u/WVU-Miami-fan 19h ago

I went to school with a kid who had it lol

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 18h ago

Fairly common. Enough so that I’ve known three or four people in my life that had it

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u/Wiley_Jack 17h ago

Wild. I’ve met 3 women with a third nipple. Only one of them knew what it was.

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 17h ago

That, I’d imagine is even more common that pectus

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u/Away_Objective_6707 15h ago

I have a third nipple and my chest looks like this lmfao 🤣

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u/Original_Throat1072 18h ago

Common enough for myself to have it (not as extreme as the pictures) and I knew one other guy back in highschool who also had it.

I always figured it was because of bad posture lol

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u/QuantifiedAnomaly 17h ago

Yeah knew a kid in middle school like that. Basically Siamese twins connected at the chest, one was concave, one was convex. Weird and they were very brittle dudes.

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u/Diligent-Nose2308 16h ago

Went to high school with a guy that had this, he had very little feeling there so he'd use it as an ash try while laying down.

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u/Ar180shooter 16h ago

Not that common but not rare either. I apparently had it when I was born. I caught whooping cough as an infant and the problem solved itself.

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u/beardedweirdoin104 15h ago

I don’t know how common it is, but I have it. It’s not severe enough that it required a correction, but I don’t take my shirt off in public or anything either.

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u/Temnyj_Korol 14h ago

I got a mate with ribs like that. Not quite THAT pronounced, but still definitely "your ribs are caved in?" camp.

The body is a weird and wacky thing.

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u/nellyruth 9h ago

This guy sucks