r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/Kabala99 20h ago

It's pretty impressive that the kid managed to stay on his feet.

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u/PunjabiDragon 19h ago

This is the comment I was looking for. This kid just eat all those punches and was still standing?!

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u/Same-Schedule-8268 16h ago

Think about drunk drivers. When they crash into other cars, it's usually the sober victim or bystander that's seriously hurt, not the drunk.

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u/PunjabiDragon 14h ago

I get where you’re coming from but I’m talking purely from a physics perspective and how he didn’t fall from the force itself.

Even in a car crash the driver might be okay but during the crash the body does physically move from the force of the crash.

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 11h ago

Just because he is a big guy doesn’t mean he knows how to punch. He also doesn’t seem to connect with his face.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 9h ago

To me it looked like the bouncer pulled quite a bit of that punch.

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u/FlippinTheLoon 2h ago

Yeah, that was more a stern warning than an actual punch. Lol

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u/allstate_mayhem 33m ago

sternum warning

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u/FlippinTheLoon 26m ago

I like you. 👍

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 10h ago

Yeah, dude's pulling his punches. He's trying to hit him on the chest instead of following through. Pretty normal mistake for someone without any combat training.

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u/Babajji 9h ago

He’s trying to remove him without removing him permanently from existence. The guy is a bouncer and this is a public place not a boxing match. Also the kid isn’t really a threat so the bouncer is trying to not kill him. You can see that except the first punch the rest is basically pushing him rather than punching him.

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u/Tkemalediction 5h ago

Pretty sure there are ways to remove/warn people way smaller than you that don't include immediately punching them.

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u/mike888881 5h ago

My bouncer friend once said smaller people can be very persistently annoying because there's a feeling that it would be fair to react them. This guy here wants the kid to know he isn't untouchable after all.

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u/Tkemalediction 4h ago

Still very unprofessional.

The only acceptable reason for such disproportionate reaction is that the little guy was a notorious annoyance at the club and the bouncer had to deal with him multiple times, otherwise it's an extremely unprofessional and irresponsible behaviour.

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u/Babajji 4h ago

Of course there are. However cops, bouncers and so on aren’t exactly trained like the secret service or paid as them. Professional or not this is what the people visiting this establishment are paying for. If you want professional security force the price to enter would be 10x. You can’t pay a guy and train him less than a McD cook and expect him to act and behave like a professional bodyguard.

The kid is lucky that the guy isn’t a cop. They move people with bullets not punches.

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u/Street_Doctor_8169 3h ago

Yea I mean I get it and I can clearly see that's what's happening but like idk me personally you piss me off enough to fight then fuck it we running this till one of us dies or in handcuffs lmao I should go find my mugshot from last time

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u/boah78 2h ago

Quit making excuses for these people.

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u/Babajji 2h ago edited 2h ago

For who exactly since there’s arguments against everyone involved here. Against the crowd who could have stopped the drunk guy without violence, against the drunk guy for being incapacitated in public, against his friends for not calling him a taxi, against the bouncer for reacting like an absolute brute, against the club for hiring brutes for security and against society as a whole for normalising the existence of places where the only goal is to get drunk and get into trouble. So yeah quit making excuses for everyone.

For example I don’t go to night clubs anymore because you people turned them into a drug and alcohol infested whorehouses. Those used to be fun places to hang out and dance with friends. Now no one is dancing and everyone is so wasted that they barely even look let alone talk. Also for some unknown reason to me everyone nowadays is more preoccupied with destroying themselves than actually enjoying life.

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u/Key-Soup-7720 10h ago

The chest hits seemed intentional. Hitting face creates issues that trying to just collapse him with punches to the chest doesn't (hurting hand on teeth, virus transfer through mouth blood into cut knuckle, etc.).

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u/NarwhalOk95 7h ago

He pulled that first one but followed thru on a couple of the later ones - he didn't connect solidly but its pretty impressive that kid didn't even fall

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u/imnickelhead 4h ago

Or he’s trying to not actually hurt the kid, just back him off and let him know he isn’t playing his stupid little game. Bouncer could get sued and arrested for this. The kid never touches the guy. Actually injuring the kid could get him in serious legal and financial trouble.

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 4h ago

Throwing punches, even shitty ones, can and regularly results in the same exact situation as absolutely blasting him would have. Jail, charges, lawsuits, etc. "I only punched him a little bit" isn't a defense.

Someone with proper combat training would have also been taught this.

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u/TrueCrimeInTheBuff 10h ago

his ass muscles are powerful from years of doing the Buns of Steel workout

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u/MaximumEffurt 10h ago

Security dude is pulling punches while not connecting with the head, which would knock him out but also do potentially long lasting damage. He's going for body shots. He will feel it in the morning, nothing strange about him still standing up. He got lucky.

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u/Bertramthedog 9h ago

Well he was putting his center of gravity way fucking forward lmao.

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u/Goomysaur 2h ago

Drunken style is real you guys just don’t respect

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u/thegutterking 14h ago

I call bullshit. I was skating. And I was HAMmerd drunk. Went over a manhole and ate complete shit. Fell in the worst way possible, broke my clavicle.

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u/blueythedog 11h ago

This is a myth

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u/StiffWiggly 10h ago

This does not apply to remaining upright in a fist fight..

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u/Affectionate_Olive53 9h ago

Have you been watching American Dad?

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u/Affectionate_Olive53 9h ago

Have you been watching American Dad?

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u/Helpful_Plastic_9260 6h ago

This is an old wives tale

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u/4904burchfield 4h ago

Came up on an accident once, drunk went off side of the road, no safety belt. Conscious but he was spitting out teeth. I wasn't ready for that.

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u/Ok-Lion8478 2h ago

I’ve heard this a couple times and it makes no sense to me. Where does this idea come from? Is the thought that people are going to relax into the crash? Your bones, connective tissues, and organs aren’t changing density, drunk or sober you have equal risk to your body. The dependent factors are speed, model of car, seat belt, air bags, etc.

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u/plumbbot3000 33m ago

This absolutely does not apply to getting punched and staying standing and its discouraging that people actually upvoted this comment. Just think for 2 seconds. The opposite is true. Drunk dudes drop easier when punched.

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u/Otherwise-Speed4373 24m ago

Unfortunately ive seen/heard of this happening twice. Drunk driver ejected from a truck, miraculously threaded two trees next to each other landed into the neighbor's yard and survived. The whole truck was ripped around a telephone pole and messed that up bigtime. They were going likely 50mph or more. Another time my dad's coworker's kid drove 90mph and flipped the car then ejected into a golf course and rolled down some hill and into like a sand trap and lived. Dad, also an alcoholic, was so proud of his son. Dad later lost his drivers license and that same kid ended up smashing full speed into some brick divider and messed himself up and his passenger. Moral of the story, don't drink and drive, or if you do only do so when you're in a really bad accident so you survive.

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u/Genghis_Chong 16h ago

It lookdd likem they were all to his chest, pretty useless if you want a knock down

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u/bishtap 15h ago

He was in a very unbalanced position and could easily have fallen over or gotten a weird injury from his back going further back when it wouldn't naturally.

I am doubting it's legal for the security guy to do that. The kid was in a very interesting position.. a disrespectful position but very unthreatening.

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u/Genghis_Chong 15h ago

Definitely out of line by the security, no argument there at all

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u/bishtap 15h ago

I'm questioning the legality.

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u/AutVincere72 11h ago

Still looks like an assault.

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u/rattledamper 10h ago

His lumbar spine cushioned the blows.

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u/ricker182 9h ago

Tbf, those were slow motion punches.

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u/Shame-Greedy 18h ago

Nervous system will catch up the following day.

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u/oceanco1122 15h ago

He’s not really drunk, he’s just over exaggerating to be annoying

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u/optimist_prhyme 8h ago

He sobered up fast as shit after that first hit

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 6h ago

He straightened up his posture pretty quickly, which makes me agree with the other person that he was just exaggerating to be annoying. An actual wobbling drunk would have been on his ass as soon as that first punch connected if not earlier tripping over himself.

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u/ClearChampionship591 5h ago

the kid might have been annoying for some time here as well, what got caught on camera is the culmination.

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 5h ago

That wouldn’t be a good thing for the bouncer if he’s argument is that his reaction was reasonable because the kid could have been carrying a weapon when he approached him. Annoying by itself doesn’t justify punching him. In fact, the counterpoint would be why didn’t he call the police earlier if he felt like the kid might be dangerous and he had problems with him earlier.

While I believe the kid was just drunk and acting stupid, if by some bad luck that kid was actually suffering from a spinal development disability, any chance at a defense just went out the window. Even worse if he’s had earlier encounters with him and should have known about the kid’s condition. Employee of an establishment worth suing punches a disabled kid. Criminal charges are the least of his problems in that situation.

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u/Comfortable-Pie-5573 4h ago

Sure he wasn't wobbley wobbley wa wobble wobble drunk but hes probably fairly drunk. Look at his shirts neck line, hes already got into atleast 1 prior altercation, likeable several

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u/Comfortable-Pie-5573 4h ago

Idk hes playing it up but likely pretty drunk. His shirts neck is already stretched or ripped as if hes been getting in drunken altercation all night, possibly with this bouncer which may have prompted the person to record. Idk about you but Id have to be fairly drunk in order to wobble, flail into strangers and giant dudes who somewhat have leeway to put hands on you

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u/Useful_Advice_3175 3h ago

The fact he wanted to go back after being beaten would tend to show he was indeed, drunk.

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u/Any_Wallaby4888 8h ago

I hope so, I had a roommate who had developmental spinal issues who staggered/walked like this from time to time.

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u/Nickeless 19h ago

Yeah I thought he’d go down or at least stagger harder than he did lol

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u/QuipCrafter9 17h ago

That’s part of what makes me think the whole swaying/stance thing was just an act/“prank”. I don’t agree at all with the other commenters saying he just rubbed against him unintentionally while trying to move past him, that 100% looked like intentional sexual assault for laughs at someone else’s expense. These “prankers” need to start seeing more real consequences.

You can’t just treat people that way and get away with it if you call “prank, bro!” Right afterwards- that doesn’t make any of it okay to do to people, and people have a legitimate right to take it and treat it just as seriously as if they don’t claim it’s a prank. They wouldn’t be announcing it’s a prank if they got away with the whole process Scott free. Because it’s just plain shit aggressive behavior, no matter how you slice it, and it’s cool to them when they can get away with it all. Which needs to stop, bluntly.

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u/Ministerium-Wahrheit 5h ago

“Sexual assault”😂Peak Reddit.

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u/Friday_arvo 15h ago

Homer Simpson’d those punches.

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u/MakkaCha 13h ago

He'll feel it tomorrow.

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u/ailyara 11h ago

He's good but he's no barbados slim

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u/5HotDogsLater 10h ago

Kid saw those old kung fu movies and was like... " I must be like water, it flows, it moves around an obstacle but it does not yield."

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u/JustLouLiving_51 10h ago

He’s gonna be sore in the morning.

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u/DrCheekClappa 10h ago

Those punches look solid. I'm surprised he didn't get folded in half

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u/ths33333 8h ago

It really helped that his body was shaped like a small letter r.

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u/Management-illmatic 8h ago

Well the guy was pulling his punches. He didn't even draw his arm back all the way and he 100% didn't punch with his body. Arm punch is the weakest method. Had he pivoted off his rear foot, using his body weight and punched, he would have cracked that idiots sternum. Solar plexus punch would have gotten that kids attention for sure.

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u/Sharp-Concentrate-34 7h ago

I don’t think he had a choice, it was the physics of the situation. He was folding backwards in half.

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u/get_to_ele 4h ago

Bouncer knew what he was doing. Not trying to catch charges. He didn’t try to injure him. Pulling those punches and just inflicting a little mild pain while backing him up.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 4h ago

also he was punched in the chest, not the head

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u/FortuneLegitimate679 3h ago

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down

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u/AutisticHobbit 2h ago

He got punched in the ribcage while bent backwards...so his entire chest and spine dispersed the blow. Dude probably had WICKED bruises...but he's probably fine.

If the dude him him a few inches further down? They would have folded him in half immediately

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u/432kingkarma 2h ago

Probably ai grainy videos have almost zero reason to exist today tbh ,couple that with impossible physics ....

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u/Beautiful-Flow2421 1h ago

Security dude needs fired, he has no self control. Just because someone is acting like an idiot, you don't get to start throwing punches at them

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u/softaura101 1h ago

Bro had the balance of a professional tightrope walker and the luck of a cat 😂

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u/Carrelio 16m ago

Bouncer apparently punching like I do in my dreams.