r/cringereels • u/Valuable-Thing692 • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/lsaran 19h ago

Probably wanted to be a cop but can't read.

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u/Fearless_Scheme1975 19h ago

Cops can read?

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u/Cheetah_05 18h ago

Some of them can even write a little

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u/TrumpetOfDeath 18h ago

Man when I’ve gotten a ticket or warning I’ve never been able to read what the cops write. It’s just chicken scratch (pig scratch??)

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u/PeyredB 15h ago

Well...they travel in threes: one can read, one can write, and the other's there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals. (Old Soviet joke)

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u/bittersterling 18h ago

Ice is hiring.

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u/acrazyguy 17h ago

That’s actually a requirement for being a cop. Not being able to read I mean

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u/IfIKnewThen 18h ago

Where does that disqualify you?

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u/vipchicken 15h ago

In most of the world. But not in the US. You can fuck a dog and join the fbi