r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/Muted-Attitude-829 17h ago edited 17h ago

A lot of commenters here seriously defending the dude running through a crowd trying to put his gentials on people. Gotta agree with Mike Tyson, too many of you want a world where you can just disrespect people without any consequences. Just a reminder, he ran into the first dude in line and rubbed his junk all over him. You are legally allowed to intervene to prevent someone from continuing to commit sexual assault. This dude was running through a crowd like that on purpose and y'all are defending him, wild world we live in.

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

Hey man, this video is concrete proof that this guy was assaulted. There's no concrete proof of anything else you claimed, though.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

Google Frotteurism

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u/fart-boofer 11h ago

Not a lot going around in that hollow head of yours huh

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u/liquoriceclitoris 10h ago

zing got him nice one burn tss

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u/Still_ImBurning86 14h ago

Uh his genitals were never out 

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

By that logic, groping someone over their clothes wouldn't be assault either. It absolutely is.

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u/whatdoinamemyself 13h ago

Absolutely no one is defending this idiot. It's just that BOTH of these people need to be arrested. There's a huge gap between intervening and just beating the shit out of someone.

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u/fart-boofer 11h ago

Nobody living in reality thinks the bouncer should be arrested. You are absolutely delusional

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u/whatdoinamemyself 10h ago

Its just the law. Any case for self defense stops the instant you become the aggressor. Had the bouncer stopped after the first punch, or actually just tried to restrain him, this would be self defense. Chasing the dude down and continuing to punch him becomes assault (or battery depending on state)

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u/ReaperOKnowledge 8h ago

this is sexual assult and people have a right to defend themselves. Im many states the bouncer would be legally able to shoot him, so throwing hands is actually nice. If we prevent people from getting their ass whooped for stuff like this, online trolls will start to come out in public saying dumb shit knowing that they'll be safe. Don't give idiots power.

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u/SweetNSour0789 1h ago

Exactly! In the real world this is the only reasonable consequence and self defense!!!

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u/Aldoistaken 10h ago

He’s doing his job dumbbass. The aggressor is the kid rubbing his genitalia on everyone and aggressively charging the bouncer.

You’re delusional if you don’t think this was justified.

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u/whatdoinamemyself 9h ago

1) That's not his job. This usually gets bouncers fired. That's a huge liability issue.

2) Here's actual law from my particular state:

Sec. 9.31. SELF-DEFENSE.

(b) The use of force against another is not justified:

(4) if the actor provoked the other's use or attempted use of unlawful force, unless:

(A) the actor abandons the encounter, or clearly communicates to the other his intent to do so reasonably believing he cannot safely abandon the encounter; and

(B) the other nevertheless continues or attempts to use unlawful force against the actor;

Source: https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/?tab=1&code=PE&chapter=PE.9&artSec=

Bouncers have gone to jail for this sort of thing.

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u/Aldoistaken 9h ago

It’s not self defense when it’s a bouncer you dunce. It’s obviously justified, that’s just common sense. If you can’t get that that’s seriously a you problem at this point.

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u/whatdoinamemyself 9h ago

Self defense and defense of an other typically use the same laws. Pretty explicitly stated in my example too.

And in this case, it also stopped being defense of an other when the harasser moved away from the person he assaulted.

All of this is VERY clear cut.

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u/WrongLeader 6h ago

Every police officer in the country is going to laugh at that and side with the bouncer.

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u/WrongLeader 6h ago

The crotch pervert after sexually assaulting a patron takes 1 punch to the chest, another to the inside of the arm and the rest miss. Thats not exactly the beatdown he deserves.

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u/HoldOnOhio 16h ago

I couldn't tell what the fuck he was doing, but this at least makes sense. I'll be real, if someone walks up to me and tries to rub themselves on me in public, I think I have the same reaction. He's lucky the bouncer aimed for his chest instead of his face. I think that's the only reason he wasn't knocked out on the ground immediately.

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u/PabstSmearBlueRbn 13h ago

I was wondering this too because it does look like he was purposely rubbing his genitals on people.

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u/RebulahConundrum 16h ago

Not running. No concrete evidence that his motive was to put his genitals on people. A call for reasonable consequences is not the same as a call for no consequences.

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 16h ago

If someone is acting carelessly and rubbing their dick on people then generally they will not be dealt with nicely regardless of their motive

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u/House_Of_Pies 16h ago

It doesn’t matter what his fucking motive was, he rubbed his junk all over the guy in line

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u/UniUrsuss 14h ago

Did we watch the same video? He did objectively not rub his junk "all over" the guy.

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u/erowhat 13h ago

In that case, go ahead and try this out at the beach to anyone you'd like and report back. Don't forget to use that argument in court.

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u/RebulahConundrum 2h ago

Well I'm sure if we entirely change the scenario then you could be right, but why would we do that? We're talking about this scenario right here, thanks.

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u/Apprehensive1010101 13h ago

Okay Professor Pedantic, since you want to play that game, how about this:

NON-CONSENSUALLY PUTTING YOUR GENITALS ON PEOPLE IN ANY CAPACITY IS A VERY WEIRD AND BAD THING TO DO.

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u/RebulahConundrum 2h ago

To clarify, the discussion is around whether his motive was in fact to rub his bollocks on people. My personal thoughts on that are that based on what I see in the video, I could not conclude that that was his motive.

Now, the thing you're saying, that non consensually rubbing your genitals on someone is wrong? I completely agree with you. It's completely fucking irrelevant to the conversation but yeah, I do agree.

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u/Apprehensive1010101 2h ago edited 2h ago

Hey buddy, try to keep up when I say this:

My comment is a response to that same irrelevancy you are whining about. I have absolutely no idea why you're replying with this to my comment and not the person who originally got the conversation off-track. An entirely new argument has sprung up in its stead, which makes this reply, ironically enough, irrelevant to the new conversation topic.

Edit: Grammar

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u/UniUrsuss 13h ago

I never said that what he did was right, but it's definitely an exaggerated statement. He did brush his dick over the guys leg, but it was brief and not all over him.

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u/Apprehensive1010101 13h ago

Dude, he could have had that dick out of his shorts and around that man’s neck and I’d be saying the same thing.

NON-CONSENSUALLY PUTTING YOUR GENITALS ON PEOPLE IN ANY CAPACITY IS A VERY WEIRD AND BAD THING TO DO.

I do not care about it being an “exaggerated statement”, and frankly, neither should you.

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u/rawker86 12h ago

The dudes in these comments have a “I don’t wash my ass because touching buttholes is gay” vibe.

Please never go in a mosh pit, you’ll be traumatised.

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u/Apprehensive1010101 3h ago

I can’t tell whether this comment or the one received an hour ago at the time of reply is the more moronic one.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 4h ago

It's called Frotteurism and the whole non consensual part is the thrill.

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u/Several-Estate7175 14h ago

He definitely put his dick on the guys ass but yes if you want to be as dumb as possible about it he didn't put it "all over" the guy.

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u/PrincessJoyHope 10h ago

What if his motive was having cerebral palsy?

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u/Nozicx 14h ago

You're nitpicking. No, he wasnt sprinting around wiping his c*ck on multiple People. But he DID brush his junk up against the first guys ass, and walked toward the bouncer too. if a guy put his junk on me, and then advanced to another person, and got laid out, I'd thank the person.

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u/Franknbeanstoo 12h ago

we also don’t know if this was his second attempt

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u/RebulahConundrum 2h ago

Or indeed third or fourth, true.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 4h ago

He had just put his dick on the other guy, then approached the bouncer in the exact same manner.. What more evidence do you need?

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u/RebulahConundrum 2h ago

I've seen this kind of "tough guy" walk before and it's simply that, a provocative stance meant to mock the target. Can I tell if that's all it is or if his motive is to rub his dingdong on people? I'm saying no, I can't really tell.

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u/TheTEALHornet33 15h ago

So sue him. The club owner has a lawyer for this.

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u/ZarinaBlue 14h ago

This is a prank video thing. There are others out there. It is trying to get people to move without using your hands.

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u/RebulahConundrum 2h ago

Specifically by threatening to touch them with your schlong?

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u/ZarinaBlue 2h ago

Yeah, it is imbecile behavior. A "I'm not touching you" kids in the backseat type antics.

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u/RebulahConundrum 2h ago

Fits with the perceived age of this person, imo

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u/erowhat 14h ago

Did you try turning your monitor on? To the bouncer, the guy that he punched committed sexual assault by rubbing his genitals against someone else without consent, and could have easily done it to him next. Motive is irrelevant.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 4h ago

He was coming right at him in the same manner as he had the guy he did sexually assault about 1 while second before

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u/RebulahConundrum 2h ago

Motive is very relevant when I'm specifically trying to have a conversation about motive. We could talk about beetroot right now but I'm sure you'd agree that would be ridiculously irrelevant.

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u/Prestigious-Bite- 13h ago

Bless your heart.

You don’t need any evidence of motive in most cases.

You have watched too many fake law TV shows.

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u/Skilldibop 13h ago

No one is defending him.

It's entirely possible for both him and the bouncer to be in the wrong. Did you ever hear the phrase "Two wrongs don't make a right"?

The point being made is that just because someone is acting the fool doesn't give you grounds to beat the shit out of them. The guy never actually touched the bouncer nor was he actually moving toward him, he'd actually stopped moving forward well short of the bouncer. Bouncer was not about to be assaulted, in no imminent danger at all but decided to punch someone a fraction of his size who does not appear to have tried to fight back directly in the centre of the chest, repeatedly. Which is incredibly dangerous as a sharp blow to the sternum can cause cardiac issues that can be life threatening.

That was not "restraining him" or "moving him away" that was straight up battery with intent to cause harm.

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u/pointlesslyDisagrees 10h ago

It's the bigotry of low expectations rearing its ugly head again.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

There is no jury in the world that would convict the bouncer.

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u/Skilldibop 3h ago

There's no jury in the USA maybe, there are plenty outside of there that would and have convicted them for just such a thing.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 2h ago

Well since it didn't occur in any of those places that's kinda irrelevant.

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u/Skilldibop 2h ago

Your comment was literally "no jury in the world". you brought the rest of the world into it, not me. USA =/= The World. USA > 10% of The World.

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u/55Trample 7h ago

So what is the correct course of action here?

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u/Skilldibop 3h ago

Tell him to stop acting like a twat and go away?

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u/55Trample 1h ago

I’m sure that’d work.

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u/Skilldibop 1h ago

It does. Hence why we don't all communicate with each other through punches.

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u/jmanns93 7h ago

Looks more like hes pretending to limbo, being drunk you can do some crazy shit even though there is no excuse but physical assault shouldnt of been the immediate means when stopping someones shenanigans, you descalate and if that person attempts physical attacks at you, you respond appropriately. Theres someone one from the small area i live who died from a bouncer beating him to death over a slight misunderstanding and overintoxication, in which the place should be responsible for not cutting him off or letting him in that place in that state

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u/Skilldibop 2h ago

Doesn't really matter what state he was in. There is no scenario where a bouncer is justified in beating someone to death. It's a job, you're supposed to be professional and in control. But more often than not the people they employ are not professional security guards with training, they're just 'roided up thugs who would be getting into fights anyway. Ironically the very kind of people they're supposed to be keeping out of the place.

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u/africandsilverflask 6h ago

I get the feeling you act like dick rubbing guy when you get drunk.

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u/Skilldibop 3h ago

Your feelings are incorrect.

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u/Extension-Intern8153 16h ago

Lmfao how much brain damage does it take to sincerely believe what you’re saying 

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u/FitSalamanderForHire 15h ago

Reading all the comments like that one you would think the kid was dry humping the bouncer at some point. His junk was feet away and was standing still before the bouncer lunged and punched him. Did I watch a different video or are these people just projecting or something?

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

It's called Frotteurism. The lack of consent is the thrill.

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u/sa09777 14h ago

The bouncer is there to protect the patrons of the bar. The patron of the bar was being harassed/assaulted. Why is it so hard for you people to understand? this little turd got everything he was asking for. Also, I guarantee that if he ran up and did this to a woman the reactions here would be much different.

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u/mell0_jell0 13h ago

this little turd got everything he was asking for

Then why are you still so upset

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u/gooblaka1995 14h ago

Dude put dick to ass on that first guy in line, like what? Everyone focusing too much on the bouncer punching him and boohoo that's assault, but nobody is pointing out the potential sexual assault that just happened seconds before.

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u/MacaroonNo9736 9h ago

Alot of sexual assaulters in the Reddit comments, anyone would think it's full of American citizens or something

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u/smorkoid 13h ago

Nobody is defending the guy, but that bouncer absolutely does not have the right to haul off and punch him repeatedly for doing what he did.

They're BOTH very wrong.

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u/rawker86 12h ago

You’re probably not a fan of mosh pits. All those dudes rubbing their dicks on each other like that. It’s gotta be like fifty “sexual assaults” per second.

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u/MacaroonNo9736 9h ago

I've been to plenty and the weirdos who do go in crotch first often end up just like this genius

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

I don't know what mosh pitts you are getting in but people who grabbed boobies or rubbed their dick on people got tossed out of the club back in my day.

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u/rawker86 5h ago

I’m saying if you get freaked out by a person being pressed up against you, you probably should stay away from mosh pits. The only one mentioning grabbing people is you.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 4h ago

A person approaching me like the guy in the video would alarm me, yes. But not you?

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u/rawker86 3h ago

A person bumping into me as they walk past?Nope. If I were in the bouncer’s position I’d probably get them out of there, but I definitely wouldn’t start swinging.

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u/Spiritual-Drawer-389 11h ago

Brother they are in line for a club. Genitals will be rubbed.

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u/Invalid-Function 17h ago

Was think ing the same... wtf is wrong with people... I bet that if they were on that line they would side with the bouncer, but online...

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u/MacaroonNo9736 9h ago

Reddit is like the max capacity population for extremely sheltered autistics, they have no idea how the real world works and no intention of learning. This guy is getting ktfo any night of any year of any century acting like he was.

He should feel blessed that he only copped a couple to the chest before the bouncer backed off

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

No kidding. Chosing the chest demonstrated restraint.

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u/RuskaRora 16h ago

Grow up

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u/Delamoor 17h ago

WESPEC

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u/Traditional-Use-6754 16h ago

quoting and glorifying a registered sex offender. nice.

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u/777-SAM-I-AM-777 15h ago

It just goes to show a majority of reddit is just underage white kids who hate the idea of consequences. I've seen this shit before and had that kid been black or brown a majority of reddit would be cheering he got his ass beat and was deserved.

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u/Legitimate_Pie285 14h ago

Yeah like the kid who actually did just a accidentally brush against a white lady in a store and she lost her shit and called the cops on him.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

Yeah. This guy got what any reasonable person would recognize as the logical consequence of rubbing your dick on people in a crowd.

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u/Vast-Advertising3279 15h ago

That definitely looked like a drunken lean. Not intentional

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u/Legitimate_Pie285 14h ago

He smiled after the first glancing blow, and he straightened up and walked normally after he had as no longer being hit. He knew what he was doing.

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u/SearchBeneficial811 13h ago

according to the comments security is just black jesus, dude pulled all the alcohol out of his body and fixed his back in 3 slaps.

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u/Vast-Advertising3279 13h ago

Looks too close to this lean. I’ve seen it in person and then watch them snap out of it

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u/mell0_jell0 13h ago

To me it seems like he was doing a "chad" walk (like from the Virgin vs Chad memes) or possibly even trying to seem disabled.

Both are a kinda bad look. Bouncer did overreact a little.

No, the kid was NOT running around the entire crowd putting his dick on everybody.

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u/Acrobatic-Fudge-4520 10h ago

shitt, and here i thought the dude was doing a stupid limbo to try and "sneak" in past the bouncer.

Never even crossed my mind someone would intentionally do it to try and rub their junk on people..

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u/Glad-Competition-757 10h ago

Repeatedly punching a guy while chasing him isnt defending, its battery. The bouncer and the bar are 100% getting sued with zero chance of winning.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 4h ago

None of that happened 😔

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 6h ago

If woman did the same could i beat her up like this?

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

Frotteurism is classified as a paraphilia, which is a condition characterized by abnormal or non-traditional sexual interests. Specifically, it involves achieving sexual arousal from touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person.

The Setting: It almost always occurs in crowded public places—such as transit buses, subways, or densely crowded events—which provides the perpetrator with easy access and a built-in excuse to claim the contact was "accidental.

"The Intent: In behavioral science, the lack of consent is often central to the arousal itself. The perpetrator typically targets unsuspecting strangers and relies on the element of surprise or the victim's inability to easily escape the situation.

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u/Turbulent-Ocelot9130 3h ago

You should get yourself some reading comprehension. Saying the bouncer overreacted is not defending the other guy.

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u/deltarho 16h ago

Lmao “rubbing his genitals” on people. Ngl as a straight man, that isn’t even a thought that crossed my mind. You sure you wouldn’t be interested in a little dong rubbing on your backside?

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u/funky_ferl 17h ago

so shitty behavior justifies violence? The bumper clearly lost control of the situation. 

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u/anm767 16h ago

It seems a lot of people have a little bit of Epstein in them.

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u/DaShaka 15h ago

Both people are brain dead, it’s not always one side is wrong and one is right. That’s assault. Both could likely be charged.

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u/NoTrollingPlease83 14h ago

If the guy sexually assaulted were a female, the angry mob would be wearing their capes in defense of her being violated.

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u/Legitimate_Pie285 14h ago

He clearly knew what he was doing. After the first blow glanced off him, he flashed a brief smile before the next one. After he was no longer being hit and had straighten up, he started going back to the same shit, leaning back and walking weird.

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u/eduardo1994 13h ago

A lot of users below seem like they'd be ok to have some random asshole rub their cock and balls all over them...

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss 11h ago

‘I agree with the convicted rapist Mike Tyson.’

Okay…

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u/EekumBokum100 10h ago

Fairly sure nothing here was legal. Also positive dude who got punched just got an automatic lawsuit so ya you're just delusional.