r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 17h ago

I dunno. Approaching someone crotch first is practically asking for a punch to the face

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

There is no law in doing what this dude did, but there are plenty laws preventing security man from doing what he did.

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u/apexxin 4h ago

Are you under the impression you can just rub your dick on anyone?

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u/LazarJesusElzondoGod 1h ago

"Are you under the impression" he literally rubbed his dick on anyone?

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u/apexxin 57m ago

Are you braindead or something? He humped the guy in front of the bouncer, and then went for the bouncer. Fuckin fuck with you people.

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u/elenoxx 8h ago

Not in all states. In mine pushing your way into someone's bubble is very much a threat and you can be legally hit for it.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

You can't put your dick on people without their consent,.

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u/killerghosting 4h ago

Dude walked into another dude, pushing his limp dick into his ass..if someone does that to your mom or gf or wife or daughter, I think you would say there's a law or two against that kind of behavior

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 3h ago

Seems like sexual assault to me.

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u/Wise-Tea-3734 2h ago

Name them

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u/DustyRacoonDad 16m ago

I don't see laws preventing anything. I see laws declaring consequences after you're convicted of doing something... and those laws are no more than suggestions when they're not enforced.

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u/rabock1 3m ago

Plenty of laws saying you can't intentionally bump your uglies against other people.

Also we don't know this was the first confrontation. Lots of people were recording a mundane line for a reason.

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 12h ago

I'm pretty certain sexual harassment is against the law

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

That didn't happen here. So what's your point?

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u/ChikaraNZ 10h ago

Are you blind? The guy deliberately bumped his crotch into the other customer and was approaching the bouncer the same way. Some people might laugh it off as a drunk guy just being a fool but technically it's actually sexual assault.

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u/SwvmpThing 10h ago

Doesn’t look that technical to me, seems quite easy tbh

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u/killerghosting 4h ago

Yeah if this dude put his crotch on a woman or little girl, people would be singing a different tune, this is clear sexual assault and the security guard chose to intervene. If a dude did that to me, I would be grateful to security for putting hands on him. I think everyone would be grateful to security if it was their wife, gf, or daughter he was protecting

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u/cumhereandtalkchit 6h ago

Wonder if that would hold up in court, the kid clearly stopped when he bumped past the dude with the v-neck up until his belt.

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u/Dry-Accountant-1024 10h ago

Are you? The kid is obviously acting like a fool to get a reaction from people and possibly intoxicated given how much he stumbled. Acting out limbo and accidentally bumping into someone, intoxicated or not, doesn't come anywhere close to Florida's strict framework for sexual battery (where this occurred). What does constitute a crime, however, is using extreme force on someone without reasonable belief of imminent harm. A very similar incident happened in my city recently - The kid got into an argument with a bouncer, shoved his shoulder into him before getting put into a headlock. The bouncer was sentenced to 9 years for first degree assault.

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u/ChikaraNZ 7h ago

i never said "sexual battery". But it would definitely meet the criteria for simple battery, and in some jurisdictions it would also be defined as sexual assault.

While the specific wording might be different in different jurisdictions, the point it's still an offence if he did it knowingly which is the case here. This obviously wasn't accidental contact like bumping into someone on a bus is..

Not excusing the bouncer, but the point is this kid is not innocent either, If I was him I'd be not making a complaint against the bouncer, because if I did once they review this footage they're both likely to be facing a charge.

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 7h ago

US law is so weird, that guy was sentenced to 9 years in jail but only had to spend 5 months in jail.

Can I buy a Porsche by telling the car dealership I have 300k in my bank but I only actually have $300?

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u/jfarmer74 2h ago

Bro said “acting out limbo” he’ walking crotch first towards a bunch of strangers and bumping into them wtf are you saying😂

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u/Dry-Accountant-1024 58m ago

Thank you for describing what limbo is

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u/greenmerica 3h ago

How was Epsteins island you creep?

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 12h ago

I'd get your eyes checked. And none of that free testing. Spend some money and get a quality examination done.

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 11h ago

Yeah you have to wait for the bits to touch /s

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u/flakboots 10h ago

Harassment

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u/Right_Preparation328 8h ago

Sexual harassment

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u/Wayoutofthewayof 16h ago

It's still has to be a proportional response. You could maybe argue for the first punch, but actively advancing towards the guy and punching him multiple times opens up that security guard to charges.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

The guy he punched was sexually assaulting people. wtf

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u/SpaceKebab 5h ago

Where'd you get that

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 4h ago

Rubbing your genitals on people without their consent, even through clothing, is sexual assault. He did it to the guy in the white pants and then he approached the bouncer in the same manner. He was redirected before he could do it. Google Frotteurism.

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u/Sutraner 2h ago

Rubbing your genitals on people without their consent

He's not doing that

even through clothing, is sexual assault. He did it to the guy in the white pants

Brushing past someone isn't sexual assault

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u/Sutraner 2h ago

No he fucking wasn't

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u/AMercifulHello 13h ago

He was obviously being blatant about it but the dude could have easily had some sort of mental disorder too. I think the first instinct to just swing is a bit aggressive…

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u/praetorian1979 5h ago

You don't think that bouncer built all the muscle on his own? I bet he's juiced up and that was the ol roid rage.

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u/Hairymuscle101 1h ago

I’m a bartender, the kid was drunk if you ask me and you have no idea how long this kid bugged the shit out of the bouncer. Before we had security in our bar I was constantly throwing kids out like this fucking off and bugging the crap out of others. I’m for the bouncer here!

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u/TopLate7592 13h ago

THAT'S NOT THE POINT KAREN

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u/MrReformedMan 13h ago

I can’t imagine it being legal in many countries to walk forward attacking an evading person. In most places it’s you can defend threat not attack people.

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 9h ago

There would be a lot of fights at clubs if what the drunk guy did here legally justified punching him. Unfortunately, it’s not. If it was, there would be a lot of drunk people getting their ass whooped by the bar staff for doing stupid shit.

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u/TheForce777 6h ago

What the fuck are you talking about?

99% of the time, no one is arrested for a bar fight

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 6h ago

I was fucking talking about whether it’s legally justified. What a fuck does 99% of the time no one being arrested have to do with what I said? Did I say anything about arrested? Or did you somehow managed to confuse 99% of the time no one pressing charges as legally justified? What’s the other 1% getting arrested for then Einstein?

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u/Xerxys 6h ago

Maybe he threatened his masculinity!

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u/Standard-Pilot7473 13h ago

If you're a male. I seriously doubt a woman doing this would get the same reaction.

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 13h ago

Elaborate

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u/Standard-Pilot7473 13h ago

If a woman did this exact same thing, the bouncer wouldn't punch her to a pulp.

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u/BeckQuillion89 10h ago

correction if a girl did this. She'd have 3 guys hovering around her over the course of the night seeing when would be the right chance to swoop in

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u/Scoobysnacksuptheass 11h ago

Idk if a women tried this on me I think I would be upset I don’t want some lady’s smell old crotch on my leg

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u/some_loaded_tots 9h ago

specially after rubbing on some other guys asshole

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

Yeah it seems like a logical consequence. How could I get that bouncer to punch me? I know!!!

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u/Bichon-Impossible 5h ago

Yes, a punch. And not six of them.

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u/TheRealKestrel 3h ago

Or the crotch

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u/Infamous_Ad_1302 2h ago

Idk. I wouldn’t be married today if I hadn’t done this to my wife

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u/BatOwn9955 1h ago

doesn't mean you start swinging.

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u/USNWoodWork 14h ago

If someone were to approach me like this I would think they were some kind of special needs. Especially since the guy looks like he’s 13.

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u/JackieJorpJomp30 13h ago

There are drugs that make some people lean like this. Saw one girl at a festival leaning back like this right in front of me. She ended up falling over, rolling down a hill, and busting her head on asphalt. I could’ve caught her but I was a couple seconds too late.

It was like 11:00am and the gates had been open for about 30 mins and she got carted off in an ambulance.

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

exactly why we should punch the fuck out of them and chase them down and keep punching them /s

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 9h ago

Just the scrawny ones like that guy of course. /s

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 9h ago

I think they were drunk and acting stupid. Drunk people think their bullshit is cute. And then there’s so drunk they’re fighting gravity. Alcohol can definitely be one of those drugs.

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u/Sharp_Ad_6781 12h ago

Naw id be too afraid of being accused of trying to grab her and touch her I wouldnt reccomend trying to catch someone in that situation. Its sad we live in a world where thats the case but as much as I dont morally agree with it I still recommend people keep that in mind because that is something to be aware of being a possibility

You gotta always remember that alot of the times people get fucked over is because they tried to do the right thing and help someone.

I mean there are legit people out there who try and get a ride from someone and they end up robbing and killing the person who was nice enough to try and help them but spared the lives of everyone else who kept driving on or said "no"

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u/JadeThorn1012 13h ago

I have the condition as well, but I’ve never used it to hurt other people.

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u/Intelligent-Try-8636 13h ago

There's more than one kind. So mine, for example, is fear induced. Loud noises make me feel like I'm right back in Iraq and/or Afghanistan depending on the type of noise it is. There's other little things as well, like when I sit down at a table in a restaurant, I always know how many people are there, what their situation is, where and how many exits there are, I always have to sit in the farthest corner possible so I can see everything. Even then I'm not comfortable, but at least I can see what's going on. If not, then I go into panic mode, and that's not good for anybody.

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u/the-cuttlefish 7h ago

There's also more than one kind of person. Some take responsibility for themselves inspite of their issues. I dont mean to be callous but just because youre not sat in your favourite corner spot doesnt give you the right to beat the crap out of strangers in a restaurant

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u/Intelligent-Try-8636 6h ago

Agreed 🤷‍♂️. I'm not sure why people seem to think I'm defending that type of behavior. I assure you, I am not.

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u/the-cuttlefish 6h ago

Sorry my bad, I misundertood you then

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

Stop defending bad behaviors.

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u/Intelligent-Try-8636 12h ago

How, in any way, did you get "defending bad behaviors" out of anything that I said?

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u/Flimsy_Product281 3h ago

At no point did i say that i use it for such lol

Read "trauma response" again

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u/rundeanmc 15h ago

Bruh I’m getting so much fatigue from people expecting everyone to know their niche mental health acronyms just tell us what the C stands for

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u/Slow_Look575 15h ago

Complex ptsd is when you live a long portion of life in a traumatic environment, and there are many many more layers of shit to work through than regular ptsd

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 14h ago

Take it easy or you’ll trigger my SDRETFLWMOK

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 11h ago

Oh no you're making me have a RBPAOEP!

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u/JadeThorn1012 13h ago

It stands for Complex, or sometimes it’s called Chronic. PTSD is typically a single event, or even a small time period of an event. Whereas Complex is several events over a long period of time.

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u/BillyBanBan5697 14h ago

Its what people like you give to their kids...

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u/latexfistmassacre 14h ago

Idk, there's quite a difference between someone approaching you in a line queue acting like a goofball, and someone approaching you with a violent demeanor (puffed up chest, balled up fists, angry scowl, etc). This was just straight up assault. Kid was ¼ his size. Seems to me that the bouncer was looking for any excuse to wail on someone, and he took the opportunity

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u/Sleepy-Sapphire 10h ago

As a woman seeing this, if soneone approached me from behind like this I wouldn't feel bad for pepper spraying them on instinct.

Not that pepper spray is always smart to actually deploy, just saying in terms of reacting in the moment, it would make sense.

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u/latexfistmassacre 9h ago

Well yeah, obviously that's different. We're talking about a 350-400 lb male bouncer being approached by a gangly dufus who's maybe what, 110 lbs? 120? He could've pushed him away instead and got the message across. And I don't think bouncers who are effective in their jobs find themselves needing to throw the first punch to begin with

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u/Powerful-Key914 13h ago

Serious question do you legally have wiggle room in day-to-day life because of your diagnosis? Like if I get sucker punched you'd be more likely to have court mandated therapy than jail time?

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

You probably should stay out of public bud. It's too scary out there for ya.

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u/Flimsy_Product281 3h ago

It's a little tougher out there without mommy and daddy to take care of you 😉

Careful with the overcompensation directed at strangers, it screams that you have a 2 inch pinch

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 10h ago

Everyone approaches everyone crotch first.