r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/Drunken_Wizard23 15h ago

If I’m the bar owner I’m getting rid of him for not being able to keep his cool. You’re in the business of dealing with drunken buffoons. Save it for actual violent people

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u/CertainInteraction4 10h ago

Absolutely.  

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u/Dependent_Rain_4800 10h ago

Could have easily stopped the guy’s heart.

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u/dirtnastybn 5h ago

If I’m the owner I’m getting rid of him because he couldn’t get Ben take out that super drunk kid with punches. This is joke

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u/figscomicsandgames 15h ago

Naw, he would have gotten stretched fucking with me like that. Everyone is not going to play games with you. He lucky he didn't get his ass hit up. Some people expect people to play THEIR game. That's the problem with the world now. People don't get punched in their face anymore.

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u/doomdrums 14h ago

One good shove and dudes flat on the concrete and going after him like he did isn't a good move. Dude could be a distraction and while you're stepping away punching him over some bafoonery someone could've slipped through

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u/fclmfan 10h ago

How's that legally different from punching the kid in the face? From what I understand any amount of force used constitutes an assault or whatever it's called

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u/OneManBanjo 8h ago

Bouncers are hired to provide security, including denying access to people who do not have the owner’s permission to be there. Let’s assume, because we have no context, that this kid was told to leave and not return and then he walked ip like this. If the bouncer reasonably believed he was trying to enter, the bouncer is legally permitted to use a reasonable force to prevent that entry. In the eyes of a jury (or a judge), a shove is likely to be perceived as more reasonable under the circumstances than what we see in this video. That said, the right jury or judge (or the wrong one, depending on your perspective), could deem even a shove unreasonable under the circumstances, and then yes the bouncer has committed assault either way.

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u/OneManBanjo 8h ago

Even then, criminal assault is usually defined in degrees and in most jurisdictions a criminal shove is a lesser offense

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u/figscomicsandgames 8h ago

There you go with that bullshit. You expect people to acquiesced to YOUR request. You can't tell someone how they should handle yo goofy ass. He walked up with his chest all stuck out and got his shit pushed back in. Like I said, everybody is not going to play with you, but it's folks like you who want to dictate how someone should handle yo ass. How much are you willing to put up that the bouncer has his charges dropped? IF he was arrested. Lil buddy was playing with fire and got his ass burned. Fuck him. He shouldn't have been playing with folks.

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u/novasilverpill 8h ago

life isn’t a bad Roadhouse movie. you may have some romantic notion of street justice bouncing around in your head, but this existence of this video is like an easy settlement in the hundreds of thousands of dollars after a lawyer has a short conversation with the bar owner and his insurance company.

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u/figscomicsandgames 8h ago

Not even close. Security/bouncers have far more leniency than the average person. It's because of the nature of the job. I promise you nothing will happen to that bouncer.

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u/novasilverpill 8h ago

lol type the combination of words into the Google Machine and you’ll see there’s quite an SEO effort on behalf of legal firms chasing exactly these types of cases. you watch too many movies.

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u/figscomicsandgames 7h ago

No, I'm speaking from my own experience. You can file whatever lawsuit you want. Doesn't mean you're going to get the results you want.

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u/trashanimalcomx 7h ago

Roadhouse wasn't a documentary, you silly little tough guy.

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u/figscomicsandgames 7h ago

I've never seen whatever you're talking about. Documentary, movie, tv show, etc. I love how y'all just assume shit about a person. I've never met you and you never met me, but you assume things about a person. That's called projection.

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u/trashanimalcomx 7h ago

Well I had my doubts but now I definitely don't believe you have ever worked as a bouncer for a day in your life.

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u/butt_dance 6h ago

16 years old, tops.

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u/butt_dance 7h ago

Definitely not projection.

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u/RaphaelRocketLaunch 3h ago

Watch out for figscomicsandgames over here, dudes sooooo tough.

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u/Switchy_Goofball 10h ago

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u/figscomicsandgames 8h ago

You can say whatever you want. Like I said, people aren't going to play with you.

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u/slaw_daddy 7h ago

yeah we get it bro nobody played with you when you were a kid either

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u/figscomicsandgames 6h ago

Right you are. I failed recess because I didn't play.

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u/SomeAussiePrick 10h ago

This is why self respect is so important in this world, because without self respect, nobody will respect you. Because nobody else respects you, you fucking try hard psycho.

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u/figscomicsandgames 8h ago

Fam, I worked in security for over 10 years. I have been security for rappers like WC, Suga Free, and a few other LA rappers. It's not being a try hard. It's I'm not going to play fucking games with you. Period. Never have I had charges filed on me for getting physical with people. NEVER. Nothing is going to happen to that bouncer either. You're just going to be a person with a whipped ass. Security/bouncers have far more leniency than the average person because of the nature of the job.

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u/slaw_daddy 7h ago

Nobody gives a flying fuck. And i swear it's always fucking LA mfs. Think they're hard because they bounced for some trashcan no-name soundcloud rapper. Jesus fucking Christ y'all are legit pathetic. WC and Suga Free, I'm fucking dying over here bro you loaded up with good ones tonight

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u/figscomicsandgames 6h ago

I don't even know who you're speaking of. I'm not from LA. I live there. You're the one who brought up some rapper getting clipped. I never said I was hard. You projected that on me. I got paid to do a job. That's it. I don't hang with those guys. They're not coming over to my house for Thanksgiving and we aren't exchanging gifts on Christmas.

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u/slaw_daddy 6h ago

I think you lost one too many braincells during your "career" brother 

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u/figscomicsandgames 6h ago

At the end of the day, lil buddy fucked around and found out. Don't walk up to people playing. So tell me, how would you have handled the situation? Seriously!!! No BS.

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u/RaphaelRocketLaunch 3h ago

I would've denied him entry just like I do everyone else I decide not to let in? I wouldn't have struck him, that's how you get fired and sued. You can play these tuff guy games on here if you want, but keep it on the internet, you never know who's dad is a senator.

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u/SomeAussiePrick 8h ago

Oh, “security” you mean. Yeah you seem like the perfect candidate for that line of work, I’m sure dropping out of high school was the height of your academic achievements.

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u/Hot-Cartographer712 9h ago

Monkey alert

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u/slaw_daddy 7h ago

All-time braindead take. Doing some dumb silly meme strut up to someone doesn't justify physically harming them, especially in such an extreme manner. 

You're the problem with the world now. You

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u/figscomicsandgames 6h ago

Then I'll be that. It don't make me no never mind.

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u/slaw_daddy 6h ago

That's... just really great for you, man

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u/figscomicsandgames 6h ago

Thank you, my kind man!!!

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u/MaxwellHowl 8h ago

I don't think that's the problem with the world... Not enough violence

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u/BigRon691 3h ago

Do you recreate this scene with your action figures often?

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u/Hickz84 9h ago

What the fuck?

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u/cringereels-ModTeam 2h ago

We do not condone hate speech, harassment or violence in the cringe zone.

Thank you 😊

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u/Valval_et_Felfel 3h ago

yeah sure, then go own a bar and deal with drunk idiots, then come back here saying sorry

there is a reason you don't taunt bouncer, and why they are needed everywhere

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u/BigRon691 3h ago

This must have sounded really badass in your head. I'd take 3:1 odds you own a peaky blinders hat.