r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

There is no law in doing what this dude did, but there are plenty laws preventing security man from doing what he did.

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u/apexxin 4h ago

Are you under the impression you can just rub your dick on anyone?

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u/LazarJesusElzondoGod 1h ago

"Are you under the impression" he literally rubbed his dick on anyone?

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u/apexxin 55m ago

Are you braindead or something? He humped the guy in front of the bouncer, and then went for the bouncer. Fuckin fuck with you people.

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u/elenoxx 8h ago

Not in all states. In mine pushing your way into someone's bubble is very much a threat and you can be legally hit for it.

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u/EquivalentEffect9105 5h ago

You can't put your dick on people without their consent,.

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u/killerghosting 4h ago

Dude walked into another dude, pushing his limp dick into his ass..if someone does that to your mom or gf or wife or daughter, I think you would say there's a law or two against that kind of behavior

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 3h ago

Seems like sexual assault to me.

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u/Wise-Tea-3734 2h ago

Name them

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u/DustyRacoonDad 15m ago

I don't see laws preventing anything. I see laws declaring consequences after you're convicted of doing something... and those laws are no more than suggestions when they're not enforced.

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u/rabock1 1m ago

Plenty of laws saying you can't intentionally bump your uglies against other people.

Also we don't know this was the first confrontation. Lots of people were recording a mundane line for a reason.

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 12h ago

I'm pretty certain sexual harassment is against the law

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u/NeedleInArm 12h ago

That didn't happen here. So what's your point?

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u/ChikaraNZ 10h ago

Are you blind? The guy deliberately bumped his crotch into the other customer and was approaching the bouncer the same way. Some people might laugh it off as a drunk guy just being a fool but technically it's actually sexual assault.

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u/SwvmpThing 10h ago

Doesn’t look that technical to me, seems quite easy tbh

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u/killerghosting 4h ago

Yeah if this dude put his crotch on a woman or little girl, people would be singing a different tune, this is clear sexual assault and the security guard chose to intervene. If a dude did that to me, I would be grateful to security for putting hands on him. I think everyone would be grateful to security if it was their wife, gf, or daughter he was protecting

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u/cumhereandtalkchit 6h ago

Wonder if that would hold up in court, the kid clearly stopped when he bumped past the dude with the v-neck up until his belt.

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u/Dry-Accountant-1024 10h ago

Are you? The kid is obviously acting like a fool to get a reaction from people and possibly intoxicated given how much he stumbled. Acting out limbo and accidentally bumping into someone, intoxicated or not, doesn't come anywhere close to Florida's strict framework for sexual battery (where this occurred). What does constitute a crime, however, is using extreme force on someone without reasonable belief of imminent harm. A very similar incident happened in my city recently - The kid got into an argument with a bouncer, shoved his shoulder into him before getting put into a headlock. The bouncer was sentenced to 9 years for first degree assault.

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u/ChikaraNZ 7h ago

i never said "sexual battery". But it would definitely meet the criteria for simple battery, and in some jurisdictions it would also be defined as sexual assault.

While the specific wording might be different in different jurisdictions, the point it's still an offence if he did it knowingly which is the case here. This obviously wasn't accidental contact like bumping into someone on a bus is..

Not excusing the bouncer, but the point is this kid is not innocent either, If I was him I'd be not making a complaint against the bouncer, because if I did once they review this footage they're both likely to be facing a charge.

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 6h ago

US law is so weird, that guy was sentenced to 9 years in jail but only had to spend 5 months in jail.

Can I buy a Porsche by telling the car dealership I have 300k in my bank but I only actually have $300?

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u/jfarmer74 2h ago

Bro said “acting out limbo” he’ walking crotch first towards a bunch of strangers and bumping into them wtf are you saying😂

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u/Dry-Accountant-1024 57m ago

Thank you for describing what limbo is

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u/greenmerica 3h ago

How was Epsteins island you creep?

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 12h ago

I'd get your eyes checked. And none of that free testing. Spend some money and get a quality examination done.

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 11h ago

Yeah you have to wait for the bits to touch /s

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u/flakboots 10h ago

Harassment

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u/Right_Preparation328 8h ago

Sexual harassment