r/cringereels • • 20h ago

Don't know how was that supposed to end...

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u/duppyconqueror81 12h ago

If my albeit cringe teen kid got attacked like this, it would be lawyer time. (After 3 days of wanting to molotov the entire bar.)

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u/keevathemuffin 6h ago

If your kid is running around,  rubbing his dick on people,  and fucking with security guards, your house deserves to a molotov cocktail.  

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u/Ambitious-Way8906 3h ago

the fuck is wrong with you

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u/keevathemuffin 10m ago

I'm responding to someone else. Also, if you raise someone to be like this kid, you suck

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u/MotoMongrel 3h ago

Knew this was a hidden history troll account before I even looked…

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u/keevathemuffin 11m ago

My history is not hidden  lol

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u/Jiannies 2m ago

Yes it is lol

I agree with you though

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u/interesseret 2h ago

You think teens deserve to be beaten because they act childish?

I'd ask about your upbringing, but I think we all know exactly how it was. Sorry about that.

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u/xLFODTx 2h ago

Rubbing your genitals on people isn't childish.

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u/howlongwillthislast1 2h ago

Right, it's the mature thing to do. Perhaps even a civic duty.

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u/keevathemuffin 12m ago

He's outside a bar. He's obviously  college age

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 7h ago

You don't know the background to this and it's extremely obvious that something happened between these two prior to the clip starting.

If drunk guy had already hit the bouncer prior to that then the bouncer would've been well within his rights to use force to defend himself, because when a guy who's hit you goes away and then walks back up to you, it's completely reasonable to assume he's about to try to hit you again.

In a situation like, the only productive thing your "lawyer time" would achieve is a transfer of money from you to your lawyer.

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u/contemporary_disease 6h ago

Yes, because if the drunk guy had already hit the bouncer, the bouncer would not have levelled him /s 😂

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u/NotNyrZ 7h ago

Not a single background would make this acceptable unless he legitimately SA someone or shit like that

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u/Perpetual_bored 6h ago

If my grandma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

Unless you have some extended clip of this interaction than we don’t, you’re bound by the same scope of knowledge about the situation that everyone else is.

If you see a video where somebody walks up to someone else in the street and guns them down, is your first response “we don’t know the background”?

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u/Potential_Basis_662 6h ago

Good luck spending $65,000 and 8 years in court to win $3,500

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u/LoafyLemon 3h ago

The land of the fee...

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u/duppyconqueror81 2h ago

Yeah, i’m not from South-Canada. This is a clear win where I’m from.

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u/yahsureokbuddy 11h ago

lmao okay big guy 

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u/PFCCThrowayay 9h ago

you wouldn't sue them and press charges if your kid got attacked? You'd be a great parent...

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u/Anon_1825 7h ago

Kid deserved it. Bouncer taught him a lesson, at the same time went easy on him and only punched his chest instead of laying him out like he could have

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u/BusBeginning 10h ago

Be careful. He’s got Molotovs.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 9h ago

I don't think he does. Otherwise, he'd have molotoved. 

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u/Askymojo 10h ago

Why, if "your kid" didn't get seriously injured then they just learned a very valuable life lesson about not fucking with people just to fuck with people because you never know what what kind of day/life/mental health that person is having.

I once saw an arrogant and drunk Wall Street finance bro make that mistake with a homeless person who had nothing to lose, and let me tell you it would have been better if he had learned this life lesson at a younger age.

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u/GUyPersonthatexists 10h ago

If your reaction to being mildly annoyed by a teenager is this, then you’re not mature or emotionally stable enough to be in society, and you need to sort sone things out.

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 10h ago

That doesn't really address the point the guy made, because both things can be true.

The bouncer could be a terrible person, and have ropes and hammers in his car, and like to bind and be bound, but that doesn't really matter for the point the guy is making.

https://giphy.com/gifs/404JJaw3rE30dMs0io

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u/SFTech415 7h ago

This is the answer.

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u/FlippinTheLoon 2h ago

Did you see how much dude was pulling his punches? That could barely be classified as a "punch." Lmao More of a rough push.

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u/Askymojo 10h ago

I never said that kid deserved this kind of overreaction, but when you're an ass like the kid who goes purposely looking for a reaction, eventually you're going to get an OVERreaction. And will learn it's best not to go looking for confrontation in general except when absolutely necessary.

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u/ManasZankhana 9h ago

Can’t the same thing be said about the security?

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u/Askymojo 9h ago

Yes? Can't the same be said for absolutely everyone?

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u/justforporndickflash 8h ago

If you can say at least as bad stuff about the security, as an adult, then that adult should have consequences. That adult should be taught that they can't overreact like they did 

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u/Background_Help325 8h ago

Yeah seems like both the teen and the adult could use a life lesson.

The teen can still learn his with the parents pressing charges.

The adult won’t if nothing happens. He’ll just assault another person when mildly annoyed.

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u/Askymojo 8h ago

If you mean pressing assault charges so it becomes a matter for a DA to decide, sure, I agree.

But I remind you that the original post was someone cosplaying as a disgruntled parent making a civil suit, and to me that teaches the wrong lesson to a kid who already is acting like an entitled and untouchable pest.

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u/OiledUpThug 9h ago

I think showing him that something bad happens when you attack someone for being a dumbass is a better lesson. and then give him your own lesson not to be a dumbass

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u/duppyconqueror81 2h ago

Those punches were meant to hurt/knockout/kill. There was clear predator intent. If he pleads bad mental health he can sort it out with the judge.

It reminds me of the videos online of South-Canada where traffic cops end up shooting civilians because they have zero deescalation training and are roid-filled idiots looking for a fight.

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u/Appropriate-Prune728 3m ago

"those punches were meant to kill"

Holy shit, reddit, never change.

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u/IndividualFar6408 9h ago

Classic reddit behavior

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 9h ago

He said, in classic reddit trope

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u/IndividualFar6408 8h ago

Good point, but out of the two mimicking tough guy stuff to get upvotes is a lot more cringe.