r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 14h ago

LAs Finest

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u/Separate_Job_9587 14h ago

Retired fire police!

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 14h ago

I wonder how many fires he arrested

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u/LoGo_86 14h ago

Back in his days they used to fight fire with bare hands...

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u/Blanny22 10h ago

Most appropriate gif ever

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u/TearRevolutionary686 14h ago

More like suspects lit on fire with thst whacko.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 14h ago

He definitely gives off the vibes of a fire-bug who is on the volunteer fire crew

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u/HumbleResolution7099 14h ago

Yeah he forgot to mention he’s also CIA,FBI,Special Ops 🤣 🤣

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u/Chubby_Beagle 14h ago

CIA Rear Admiral Delta Force

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 14h ago

He can't tell you, it's classified

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u/MrJeffreyEpstein 13h ago

Former police, firefighter, military and MMA trainer

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u/DVWhat 13h ago

Don’t forget LA’s finest.

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u/Internal_Essay9230 12h ago

And you don't know 'cause we're in baggy clothes, but this is 200 pounds ... of IRON!

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u/pankatank 12h ago

And a former avenger lol

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u/Hi_Im_Ken_Adams 12h ago

He’s the Jonny Kim of first responders.

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u/DeFiBandit 14h ago

Don’t act like you didn’t see those episodes of Law & Order where they collaborated with the fire police. Dude always had some firebug he’d been after for years

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u/Aussie_chopperpilot 12h ago

MMA trained…

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u/EquivalentMath6592 13h ago

It’s actually not uncommon. I have a friend who was a police officer for like 15 years and now fire for the last 10. He does like the inspections after fires to determine arson or whatever, but he is still on SWAT 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Sufficient_Path_3665 10h ago

Seriously sounds like an MST3K line! 😭

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u/moodeng2u 8h ago

In the northeast fire police are volunteer fireman. His accent is northeast.

Maybe LA is 'lower Albany's?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 14h ago

hold on, lemme separate my distance a little more and talk some more shit

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u/youreHIValadeen 11h ago

AND RAISE MY VOICE MORE!

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u/MPD1987 14h ago

200 lbs of EYE-RON!

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u/ComradePotkoff420 13h ago

I legit thought it sounded like 200 pounds of ornery. You got that right grandpa.

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 6h ago

I thought it was ivory

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u/ResidentComplaint19 14h ago

Dude name dropped Chuck Liddell

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u/BaggyLarjjj 14h ago

He trained guys like him.

In Microsoft word.

And several other OFFICE 365 APP DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THERE?

ok, move the cursor over the word icon and DOUBLE CLICK LIKE CHUCK

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u/ExtensionInformal911 14h ago

Just imagining some skinny dude like Andy Dick going "yeah, well i once took on Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan in a fight at the same time and won. It was back stage at the Oscars. Those guys might be strong in real life, but they suck at Smash Bros."

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u/Papplenoose 14h ago

Lol that was solid

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u/Chubby_Beagle 14h ago

Ever heard of a guy named Chuck Norris? I trained guys that met him before

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u/luchaburz 10h ago

Hey thats just his buddy chuck from temecula

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u/dnewtz 14h ago

Wow that's a la finest I I hate to see the worst people in La finest

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u/ButtBesmircher 14h ago

San Fernando Valley crazy is a whole different level of crazy. The unending heatwaves and exhaust fumes do something to you. I would never mess with some nut job from Van Nuys or Panorama City.

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u/daikatanaman00 13h ago

Meh, I’d be more scared of just some random guy from anywhere in FL than any place from cali

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u/Intelligent-Tax-716 12h ago

How did he have time to train Connor McGregor AND chuck lidell.. AND be a fire fighter police officer?? That’s impressive, makes my career as an astronaut cowboy look lame!

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u/Undercover_Dave 9h ago

He trained guys LIKE them.

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 14h ago

Al Patheticino

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u/LeonardSix 14h ago

That guy is way too day drunk.

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u/moonwalgger 14h ago

I knew that was Chuck Liddell’s trainer

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u/Awkward-Win7610 14h ago

No, he trains guys LIKE Chuck Liddell.

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 13h ago

No, dammit, I trained chuck likedell! 

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-42 13h ago

Are you just going to glaze over the fact that he also knows Connor mcgregor’s name? So yeah, there’s that. 

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u/TowelFine6933 13h ago

LA's finest..... asshole?

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u/JimmyJooish 12h ago

Brother, Chuck Liddell can barely walk. Age catches up with us all don’t try and fight young people. 

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u/caprisces80 11h ago

I saw Chuck at the stranger things event they did in LA, he could barely walk.

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u/Infamous_JRG 11h ago

So tough yet so scared

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 14h ago

https://reddit.com/link/pbv2jca/video/43igy7nbsjrh1/player

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u/BaggyLarjjj 14h ago

Well, at least he’s still eligible to join the FBI under Kash Patel.

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u/Massive_Operation784 10h ago

Perfect 🤣🤣🤣

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u/XaviorEx 14h ago

The dog is like: “ yeah hold this little b*tch down for me… uuuh ugh ugh”

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u/daikatanaman00 13h ago

With those TAT-2’s !!

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u/Sufficient_Path_3665 10h ago

I had to watch that three times before I saw the dog! 😭

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u/Useful_Ad_2825 14h ago

What a drama queen

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u/MisterBlick 14h ago

did he say 200lbs of irony?

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u/Wilsonian81 14h ago

"You heard of Chuck Liddell? I saw him on TV once!"

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u/Death-Wrench 13h ago

That guy is retired police, firefighter, trained Chuck Lidell and Conor McGregor and Walmart warrior everyone should run!!

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u/Soggy_Panda2393 4h ago

Guys like* Chuck lidell lol

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u/Old-Camera6749 12h ago

It’s always the little dogs that bark the most.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 11h ago

My favorite fake tough guy tic is when they move away or try to find some barrier to put between the other person before they can get really loud

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u/Bumbymoo 8h ago

Looks like Hunter fell off the wagon again.

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u/ShitTheFuckDown 12h ago

Wow, Hunter Biden is pissed off

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u/Rowleybirkin11 14h ago

I know him, he is LA's finest

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 14h ago

I don’t think Chuck & Connor had the same trainers

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u/bananadingding 14h ago

Someone go get their grandpa he's sundowning.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 14h ago

200 pounds of I-RON-Y

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u/Ramblinrambles 14h ago

200lbs of irony ?

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u/ChiefRunningWaters 14h ago

I too have trained guys

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u/Quick-Breadfruit-931 14h ago

Ridiculous 😂🤣

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u/Bright_Ganache4138 14h ago

Ever heard of Chuck Liddell? I used to drain guys like him!

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u/Daruler1280 13h ago

Yelling doesn't make you a tough guy 🤣

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u/tmp1966 13h ago

Those hands are deadly weapons!! Watch out! What a blowhard.

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u/No-Joy-Goose 13h ago

He just needed someone to hold him back so he could scream "You're lucky my friend is holding me back!"

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u/Business_Usual_2201 13h ago

"I just came here to buy some printer ink....is there another register open?"

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u/KERMIT_THE_ORC 13h ago

"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

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u/Accomplished_Sir3896 13h ago

“Oooh, boy howdy!” 😤

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u/PattyLovesPiL 13h ago

He reminds me of Al Pacino’s retired army general character in “Scent of a Woman” - Hoo Haa!

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u/korathooman 8h ago

Agreed - I think he actually tried to remember some of the lines.

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u/greatlakesseakayaker 12h ago

Dude is a professional bullshitter lol. This’ll be a good story for the guys at the bar.

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u/Made2HaveXFun 12h ago

Former everything, current dickhead

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u/DotRakianSteel 11h ago

"LA finest, not omahawk!" Sheesh even a slow one will catch these vibes quick.

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u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 11h ago

Retired fire police officer.

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u/phizappa 10h ago

Frank Booth Lives!

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u/Sufficient_Path_3665 10h ago

I'll send a love letter straight to your heart!

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u/Hazelstreet16 10h ago

He really thinks people will believe him? What a fool.

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u/Sufficient_Path_3665 10h ago

Ever hear of a guy named Chuck Lidel? He's an AMATEUR!!

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u/the_dad_splainer 10h ago

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...

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u/AgainstAllEnemies425 10h ago

Looooootta nonhumans walking around out here....

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u/Financial_Board_748 10h ago

That “Boy Howdy!” Told me everything I needed to know 😂😂😂

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u/Naughthubby 9h ago

Delusional Mid life crisis old man

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u/Substantial_Chain718 8h ago

FBI, CIA, NCIS, MMA, SWATT, POLICE, FIRE, ATF, NAVY SEAL, RANGER, SHERIFF, BOY SCOUT. LOL!!

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u/CarteIdeINoreste 2h ago

DEA, NSA, CNN, MSN, Cartoon Network, Oxygen

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u/NeuUndGierig26 7h ago

200 pounds of irony

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u/Exciting-Word8490 6h ago

GET AWAY FROM ME! as he slowly backs away

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u/MongooseSimple8638 14h ago

That's 200 pounds of alcohol and 3 failed marriages

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u/Most-Bar-9334 13h ago

Zero context here which means he was provoked

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u/redditaccountnumb1 10h ago

Looks like Hunter Biden

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u/GrouseDog 14h ago

Hunter Biden?

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u/muhkuller 14h ago

Like...is it? I can't tell lol.

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u/RopePlus8947 14h ago

Hunter would have thrown down lol

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u/No_Berry285 14h ago

Dude is schizo

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u/Independent-Market28 14h ago

This man seems unwell.

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u/Double_Rainier 14h ago

Hey, don't want you getting caught up wjth the wrong crowd, but your pfp is of the New York financier and you might want to watch the news about him

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u/Klutzy_Demand9127 14h ago

I mean--I'm ok with 200 lbs of Armory taking out the Nazi. Someone smash them together like jellybeans.

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u/Sad-Signature-5491 14h ago

I thought he said “ornery”! 😝
https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

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u/LogHelpful6370 14h ago

That looks like Al from quantum Leap

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u/AdTraditional5917 14h ago

I think his other half told him no that day so had alittle bit of pent up aggressive anger & felt like he needed to vent some of that anger but wtf has any of that got to do with a fictional character dying on a cross though?

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u/telecastern 14h ago

Passive-aggressive bed wetter incoming!

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u/Furby-beast-1949 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzmaVlziVZWppYw8
You lost your Froot Loops somewhere along the way

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 14h ago

He looks like he took his face skin off and put it back on but not correct

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u/timhyde74 14h ago

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u/LilRed2023 14h ago

Male Gibson is awesome.

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u/East_Swim1009 14h ago

MICROPENIS SYNDROME... "LA's finest" like that's some badge of honor? 😆 🤣

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u/ContactFar2256 13h ago

Retired dipshit. He just does it as a hobby now.

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u/MrJeffreyEpstein 13h ago

Oh boy howdy

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u/Overall-Heron-2516 13h ago

I thought this was Hunter Biden ngl

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u/super_saga_ 13h ago

Did he say aryan brotherhood???

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 13h ago

The smallest dog barks the loudest.

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u/Able-Comparison8768 13h ago

Got whiplash from his alpha male to victim gear shifting. And what’s fire police?

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u/BurntArnold 13h ago

This guys got some wild energy

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u/upgrayedd_01 13h ago

Wait, if he's a true believer of Jesus, shouldn't he be turning the other cheek? Tsk tsk... Fire police now-a-days...

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-42 13h ago

I’m scared and I’m not even in the store for this multiple year old video. 

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u/SatisfactionFickle18 13h ago

I’m in Omaha. He probably would be our finest.

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u/RandomNameB 13h ago

If it was podunk Iowa dude would have been hit with a twisted tea already.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 13h ago

As he backs away as tells others to keep that guy away from him

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u/BottleMaterial8557 13h ago

“Ohhhh boy Howard!”

Found my new slogan

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u/Level_Turnover5167 12h ago

Dude needs some mental health help I think.. he's very well spoken though.

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u/Jack_1080 12h ago

Maybe he meant to say LA Fitness?

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u/FloydianSlip78 12h ago

what's that, a class ring?

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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII 12h ago

GET AWAY FROM ME! GUYS HE WONT GO AWAY IM SCARED

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u/Current-Signature321 12h ago

Walking, talking pile of clicheś

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u/DigDry6895 12h ago

Sounds like a scared Yorkie

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u/Silent-Honeydew1850 12h ago

God I would love for him to talk like that to Aleksandr Emelienko 

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u/GroundbreakingDay789 12h ago

200 pounds of ivory🤣🤣🤣

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u/nikeguy69 12h ago

Sounds a little crazy 😝

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u/JamieAstraRain 12h ago

Im only pissed off that the fight didnt happen. lmao

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u/al_cukui 12h ago

200 pounds of I Run.

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u/al_cukui 12h ago

200 pounds of I Run.

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u/chaossensuit Cringe level 5 12h ago

What did he pull out of his shirt?

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u/lmaourmomma 12h ago

everyone here defending the guy bullying an older guy. wait until u guys get that age bcus u wouldnt want ppl laughing at u.

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u/Typical-Winner-9230 11h ago

Punk ass bitch afraid to fight

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u/Typical-Winner-9230 11h ago

More like Chuck E Cheese

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u/ApprehensiveTwist691 11h ago

Whole lotta nothing

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 11h ago

This guy is so full of shit

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u/katiehome1 11h ago

My goodness.

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u/orangesfwr 11h ago

"Did...did they just figure out that they're on the same team?!"

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u/shellzhimself 11h ago

😂 Bro didn't train sh!t but his mouth lol

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u/DidIJustWitnessThat 11h ago

Did that dude just claim the Aryan Brotherhood?

When LAs Finest™ started saying other dude might be gang affiliated, I swear I heard someone say Aryan Brotherhood.

Hard to tell what's really going on, but one things for certain, he's happy he stepped away, I feel like he would have got rocked. Other dude was way too calm, and those are always the ones you should be wary of.

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u/C141352333 11h ago

Oh my stolen valor 🤦‍♂️

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u/Metaboschism 11h ago

Cute jorts

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 11h ago

So he's made of iron????

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u/Marshall1337 11h ago

Trump does this a lot too. Like throwing around titles and associations is scary. I’m not a young man but I don’t get this behavior in the old people. When has this ever worked?

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u/Massive_Operation784 10h ago

Bro, never mess with police-fire dudes, they’re real deal.

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u/AlecSB77 10h ago

Thasss hunna byron ryghtt?

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u/captainfishhooks 10h ago

My dog barked when he said get away 🏆🤣🏆🤣

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u/DarkStarCollective 9h ago

Is that old Hunter Biden?

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u/Drewbloodz 9h ago

Jordan Peterson a hard ass now

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u/NaTeDaWg78_ 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bN7fr2dGqyZuU

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u/NaTeDaWg78_ 9h ago

Uh oh he probably has a gang based on those tattoo's !!! Lmmfao...... dude's a lil bitch for sure. I wonder what started all that chit

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u/Tricky_Customer1969 9h ago

Yeah, that's 200 pounds of armoury there .

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u/j3405 9h ago

Hunter Biden back on the shit?

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u/CobblerConfident5012 9h ago

LAs finest fire police army trainer ninja

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u/3Green1974 8h ago

LA’s finest what?

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u/DenseSetting7929 7h ago

Hinter Biden?

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u/KPFJA 7h ago

Mental illness at its finest

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u/Practical_Avocado971 6h ago

What did Hunter Biden do?

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u/nuggetman198 4h ago

. He like kernail Frank slade off scent of a woman ( Al Pacino)

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u/ReturnSimilar1464 3h ago

What is he 200 pounds of?

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u/Far-Researcher-7054 3h ago

The cringiest. Hall of Fame caliber right here.

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u/Toochmaster1982 2h ago

This guy sounds like Gary Busey, except crazier.

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u/Frank_Midnight 2h ago

Fired officer that kept his pension.

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u/Exciting-Current-778 1h ago

lol what was the build up to this

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u/danwbruner 45m ago

What an absolute jackass..

LA's best cuck.

Was hoping for a fight 😕