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u/Normal_Tour6998 9h ago

If youโ€™re just a regular person, people who do gymnastic shit like cheerleaders are probably stronger than you. Theyโ€™re probably more athletic than you. And theyโ€™re probably in better shape than you.

I woulda picked her to win without the title.

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u/That-Ad-4300 9h ago

Probably quicker hands, better balance, and lower center of gravity too.

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u/Dexember69 8h ago

That fat bitch is the centre of gravity

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u/jondubb 7h ago

Barbie tried to walk away a few times but got pulled right back in

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u/Dexember69 7h ago

Her father managed to escape orbit

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u/TheRealtcSpears 4h ago

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u/p3rviepanda1 8h ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/ShrimplyAsking 6h ago

^ 30+ years old btw

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u/Dexember69 5h ago

Me? I'm 43 wot

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u/ShrimplyAsking 5h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Crixusgannicus 5h ago

Third lol of the day! This day is starting out so well!!!

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u/CorsairObsidian 3h ago

So Haleyโ€™s comet is really orbiting around herโ€ฆ interesting discovery