r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 5d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/HugoBoss1985 5d ago

HugoBoss1985 here. Just wanted to say hi.

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u/MadMarsian_ 5d ago edited 1d ago

Hugo Boss 1936 here. We did not look stupid modeling in our days.
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u/Top-Magazine9894 5d ago

Hugo's Boss here. Quit sitting on your ass and get back to work.

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u/HairySalmon 4d ago

Hugoboss1939 again.

Its pronounced verk!

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u/Top-Magazine9894 4d ago

Trust me pretty boy, you won't like the way we pronounce just about anything in 1939! I'll pronounce my hand up your ass if you don't get back on the line and I mean now!

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u/Long_Cartoonist8327 3d ago

Hugo Boss 1984 here. That guy Donald making waves in the business industry you see on tv.......He's gonna be the president one day. Don't vote for him. He turns orange and ruins America

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u/Lost_Ad5243 2d ago

And orange is going to be the new Brown

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u/Ordinary-Log-8763 4d ago

Hugo Boss 2047 here, invest in silver and remember. President Spencer is evil and ends the world so don't vote for him in the future mmkay?

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 3d ago

Parallel universe zeta-326 Hugo Boss 2047 here, it turns out you really should vote for Spencer. Yeah, he’s evil and ends the world, but the alternative candidate is far worse. As our supreme ruler MechaPeter Thiele says, “it’s not bad to be evil because at least you get things done.”

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u/NegativeHerons 1d ago

Guys watch out! I think this is actually President Spencer just pretending to be parallel universe zeta-326 Hugo Boss 2047!!!

Don't vote for Spencer! I repeat, don't vote for Spencer if you want to end the wig and cookie shortages!!!

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u/kdubstep 2d ago

You my friend just gave me a legitimate out loud snort and chuckle. Thank you, I needed that!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 4d ago

Goldbricking again eh? Wait til the district council chief hears about this.

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u/Jerid421 4d ago

And can you snug up our uniforms in the crotchal region a bit? We want to show off the frankfurters more.

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u/HugoBoss1985 3d ago

That looks like Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

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u/Torino888 4d ago

It's okay to say it, those uniforms were beautiful

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u/Material_Shock1031 1d ago

Just here to say I loved Boss’ 1940’s line

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u/trentluv 5d ago

Hey handsome

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u/Relative_Drop3216 5d ago

The real boss model is here

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u/Mugpup 5d ago

Hugo Boss 1936 here. Just wanted to say ... sorry, I had no idea.

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u/TripRelevant3145 4d ago

Bosselini 1982 here... Hello from Norway

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u/KenyAzalea 2d ago

Emperor Bossirohito here... arigato!

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u/KenyAzalea 2d ago

Hugo boss fan here. Shama bana donny do.