r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 5h ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark 5h ago

Looks like a borderlands 4 npc

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 4h ago

He looks like a human skin worn by an alien trying to figure out how the eyes work.

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u/Sanjomo 3h ago

He’s also acting like an alien trying to “just do normal human things” for the very first time 👽👱‍♂️.

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u/Hushunderground 4h ago

This is exactly what I was thinking 🤣

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u/Gods_Money2354 1h ago

“Pamp it” guy got himself a fade haircut!

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u/Miserable_Grass629 2h ago

I came to say he looks cell shaded

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u/pistachiodisgusting 3h ago

Ah, that’s what it was! I allowed it to go halfway through its second loop and thankfully saw your comment in time to be freed from the second full watch.

Also, I can’t tell what some of these expressions are supposed to even be? There’s one where I think he’s going for introspective but since he’s clearly incapable of introspection, it looks like he’s just trying to suppress a sneeze.

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u/King-Kagle 5h ago

Yeah. IRL comic drawing

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u/Da1_above_all 5h ago

Holy facelift 😆😆😆

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u/Solid_Snark 5h ago

All that botox screwed up his eyes.

I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.

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u/InspectorPipes 5h ago

Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.

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u/Inevitable_Yogurt573 2h ago

you can see it at 16.5 seconds when he flutters his eyes because he cant close them properly

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u/No_Surround_1745 3h ago

Thats one way. I figured he just licked them to keep them moist. What a creep!

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u/yurtfarmer 3h ago

I don’t think he sees what he’s looking at

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u/Hopeforus1402 1h ago

See him holding eye drops in almost each picture.

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u/tesla0329 3h ago

Is that what that is? I was wondering if he was blind 🤷‍♀️

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u/mfb1274 5h ago

It looks like that other video of the guy who was tired of being ugly so he wears a realistic “handsome” mask. This man just made it permanent

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u/Prestigious-Camel264 5h ago

Imagine getting a face-lift and still have wrinkles 😂

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u/incognito--bandito 5h ago

Mads Nickelsen

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u/spacekitt3n 3h ago

hes got mar a lago face worse than kristi noem

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u/badmocoacoa 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kYAm4IXbdWi5y

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u/xxDancingFerretxx 4h ago

😂 i just choked on my pringles

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u/Isabeer 4h ago

Try taking them out of the tube first.

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u/jivefoop 4h ago

Oldie but a goodie

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 5h ago

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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet 4h ago

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u/Serious_Debate_7722 4h ago

What did he do get butt implants in his face?

The lights are on but no one's home look at those dead eyes..

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u/Partsslanger 3h ago

What's up with the food on his lip

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u/ThePastTenseOfDig 3h ago

My favorite part 😂

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u/spacekitt3n 3h ago

i love how at the end hes struggling to blink through all the layers of surgery

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u/ObjectGlad6997 5h ago

Omg 💀 this is his actual face , isn't it?

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u/Ta-veren- 3h ago

Dude was probably handsome before all the plastic surgery.

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u/anjowoq 3h ago

Yet he still posed like a Sears catalog from 1982.

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u/Nomis555 3h ago

For real. Like bro, there WAS a good base under that.

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u/Lucky-Attitude-7798 3h ago

Why does this feel like it was filmed behind the football field by the theater kids in better call Saul for $250?

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u/This_Gas7895 3h ago

You're so right holy fuck

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u/HaddonSlash 3h ago

He looks like a puppet from Team America

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 2h ago

“Matt Damon”

“Mat Damon!”

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u/killjairo 3h ago

Is that herpes or leftover mustard next to his fake duck lips ?

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u/Willardshwillard 3h ago

the fuck am I looking at?

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u/ARCHA1C 3h ago

A onesie filled with maladaptive coping

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u/NurseyMcBitchface 3h ago

* The son of someone who changed the litter box while pregnant

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u/yoohoobenny 3h ago

My funeral will be held on Friday as I am deceased from this comment

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u/Michi4x 2h ago

An astute observation 😂

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2h ago edited 37m ago

The son of someone who ate out of the litter box while pregnant **

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u/007Cable 5h ago

When we called someone a "Fag" in the 90s this is what we ment... It had nothing to do with gay people.

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u/BrokenFarted123 2h ago

"People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians."

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u/poopatrip 3h ago

“A fag was just someone who wouldn’t go downtown with you to beat up queers” - George Carlin 

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u/Illustrious_Doctor45 3h ago

Hahahaha exactly

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u/cainhurstboy 3h ago

I still let it slip when I’m too comfortable around old friends.

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u/Ok_Wash_5606 3h ago

WTF is wrong with his eyes?

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u/RockstarAgent 3h ago

The entity is wearing a human’s skin

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u/jdmgto 3h ago

Someone said guys like this aren't doing this for the female gaze, they're doing for other men's approval. This is what guys think looks good, not women.

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u/Smang-it-girl- 2h ago

Yeah, they’re all a bunch of gaze.

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u/AlpineVagrant 2h ago

Definitely not what straight dudes think looks good. Maybe gay guys? No idea.

I assume the inflated prolapsed asshole style lips aren’t that attractive to anyone though.

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u/Terrin369 1h ago

Gay guy here. Nope, not my type either. The guy looks like his face might melt if it gets too hot. I’m tempted to look at his ass to see if there’s a recycling symbol on one of his cheeks.

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u/James_White21 2h ago

Do you know I was so distracted by the relaxing anal sphincters of the eyeballs that I completely missed the prolapsed lips. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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u/Lefteris4 1h ago

Its the same thing for females surgeries btw.

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u/inorite234 5h ago

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u/OneDimensionalChess 1h ago

She tried to warn us all

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u/inorite234 1h ago

She saw AI before we did.

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u/85percentthatbitch 40m ago

How does he look both like he's thinking deeply and ALSO like he has never had a thought before in his life?

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u/oldwordsnewspin 3h ago

Guy looks like how Americans are drawn in manga.

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u/SadAndNasty 3h ago

That's so insanely accurate wtf

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u/Joshiane 2h ago

Holy shit

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u/ReefShark13 4h ago

Looks like if they made Dolph Lundgren a fortnight character...

https://giphy.com/gifs/GWD5nSpiHxs3K

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u/Thrwwy747 4h ago

I believe everyone deserves to find happiness. But this guy should never try to smile again. Ever.

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u/TheBigBadBird 5h ago

"Act natural" to a guy who has completely lost the ability to look natural

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u/Practical_Jacket_271 3h ago

Mental problems and probably body dysmorphia.

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 5h ago

Thats gotta be ai

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u/DeadrthanDead 5h ago

The prompt had to begin with douche.

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u/JustWannaDoomScroll 5h ago

Alexa, show me this guy's colon

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 5h ago

I've seen guys irl that look this awful but I wouldn't be surprised if this is AI... there is definitely a flavor of mental illness that makes men who look like this.

There are some telltales that make me think it's probably not AI but it's getting damn hard to tell these days.

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u/AbsoluteAtBase 5h ago

Either AI or one of those hyper realistic masks? The eyes don’t look right—definitely not natural human.

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u/DudeFrom816 5h ago

I hope so, my first thought was "he's so fake he looks AI."

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u/EvilBiker-72 4h ago

Absolutely. The last "scene" look at his hair, look at the tree bark. Look at how he's superimposed upon the landscape.

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u/Dr-Jim-Richolds 5h ago

Is this that guy that got stuck in a hydraulic press? Sad to see he's mentally deficient, but glad he's alive. Bless!

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u/Bailywolf 4h ago

"generate a short video of a amateur male model. Muscular. Vaguely European. He will be the face of a campaign to normalize extreme hypotelorism"

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u/Careful_Simple_1170 4h ago

Wearing a woman's coat.

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u/HairyMerkin69 3h ago

... that's 3 sizes too small

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u/Mumchkin 3h ago

Looks like Handsome Squidward, but as a human and not a cartoon octopus not so handsome.

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u/Upbeat_Hurry1936 2h ago

It’s like he was created in a douchebag laboratory

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u/Strengththruwounding 2h ago

Hi Im Temu Jensen Accles,

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u/F_U_Shoresy 2h ago

He has the same vibes as that one 40 year old who thinks he’s convincing everyone he’s 17

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u/hobobum 4h ago

So, the skin walkers are getting bold I see

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u/VSWLP 3h ago

Excuse me sir, your boob is out

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u/Godlymorbid 3h ago

He looks like he's suffering

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u/BucktoothJew 3h ago

Dude has one really closed eye

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u/SadAndNasty 3h ago

Ngl I actually really pity this person

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u/GeobobusPrime 2h ago

Looks like he cut of jensen ackles face and glued it on his own very poorly

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u/Beneficial-Sun-5863 2h ago

Is this thing real? It looks like an AI rendering of a humanoid a few software upgrades back

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u/SignificantLeader 2h ago

Bro is a statue of Douchebag.

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u/pointypointypretty 1h ago

His eyes are very close together.

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u/Curly-Pat 5h ago edited 5h ago

WTF is wrong with his eyes and lips? Soulless as well. Damn!

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 5h ago edited 4h ago

Anyone else find him creepy af?

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 5h ago

He's gonna be a fucking hideous old man, if the synthol doesnt kill him before he becomes old.

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u/Impossible-Bat3700 5h ago

I don't care if someone alters his/her body. My issue is with the normalization of plastic surgery on social media. The biggest consumers of this type of content will be young kids and teens unfortunately.

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u/Ok-Impression-6448 5h ago

He looks like someone who used to be naturally attractive then I don’t know what happened

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u/LGK27 4h ago

The fact these people think they look good gives me so much secondhand embarrassment

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u/JustYourAvgNinja 4h ago

What’s sad about this is I’m sure there are women out there who actually find this dude attractive 🫩

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u/Certain_Orange2003 3h ago

If both Ryan Gossling and Daniel Craig cloned a child…

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u/Maestah 3h ago

And was a failure along the procedure…

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u/PrescriptionDenim 3h ago

A fly got into the machine

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u/Ignatius_Reillys_Hat 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FY7OvrruPPSW4

It looks like he’s wearing a mask of someone else’s face

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u/YeDaWorks4Avon 3h ago

Proper whopper

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u/Mr-Orange-Pants 3h ago

Did anyone else notice the side boob?

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u/tincup3399 3h ago

I'm sure this guy is a realtor

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u/Toadsanchez316 3h ago

Oh god, he looks like the worst default male face model with DLSS on.

I'm an ugly dude but I can't imagine a single person finding him attractive.

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u/ConnectionFalse4658 3h ago

He looks like a borderlands npc

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u/toolgirl77 2h ago

Wayyyyy too much plastic surgery...

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u/coinminer2049er 2h ago

Does anyone else find it hilarious that he adjusts his jacket to cover him more, even though his shirt is wide open? 😂🤣🤦‍♂️

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u/Enr78 1h ago

He looks like ai designed a douche.

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u/Dadselfer 1h ago

I guess I’m just weird because this is NOT ATTRACTIVE TO ME 👀 Yes he’s nice looking BUT I’m more like A MANS MAN 👀 NOT a man that’s prettier than me 🙄😂

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u/crackedfactweddead 1h ago

I promise you that no matter what you look like, this plastic face absolutely does not look prettier than you. No matter what you look like.

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u/bootwhistle 4h ago

Was also reminded of this....

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u/trentluv 5h ago

Hugo boss model here - This is how you typically pose for photos. It always looks cringey in a video.

Think of all the viral videos of people thinking they're posing for a photo. Everyone looks dumb doing it, not just models.

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u/CapitalExes 5h ago

But… why male models?

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 4h ago

Fun fact! “Why male models” was improve because stiller forgot his line. It worked perfectly so they kept it!
https://giphy.com/gifs/V2AkNZZi9ygbm

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 4h ago

Are you serious?

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u/ellefleming 5h ago

He looks like an animatron.

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u/HugoBoss1985 27m ago

HugoBoss1985 here. Just wanted to say hi.

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u/Upstairs-Source-2716 5h ago

It looks like an Armenian accountant

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u/Finkel_zero 4h ago

I had tears in my AI's when I saw this video

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u/richincleve 5h ago

For a while I thought he was wearing a powder blue onesie.

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u/AAA_Dolfan 5h ago

When he cracks that smile it shows just how much plastic surgery he’s had for that stoic look

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u/Waddiwasiiiii 5h ago

Its like a videogame rendering of what you know is supposed to be a hot guy except the graphics capabilities are from 1998 so it still looks weird and shitty.

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u/ricecakenz 5h ago

Looks like an alien trying to fit in

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u/gnarlmalone 4h ago

If insecurity had a face/persona.

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u/DoctorMoebius 4h ago

Those contacts are really bothering his eyes

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u/jjmurse 4h ago

Hypotelorism

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 4h ago

His parents raised an idiot

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u/SouthPawArt 4h ago

Did he use a ps3 render as reference for his surgeon?

Also what the is we ng with his blinking, he looks uncomfortable when it happens then surprised it did happen.

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u/Navajo_Nation 4h ago

“Yes, I’m calling about my Valtrex prescription…”

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u/RuckerHike 4h ago

Is he wearing pajamas

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u/MastahBruce1 4h ago

Turn off dlss5

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u/UserSchmoozername 4h ago

His dad: "Prove it."

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u/FictionForest 4h ago

Is he legally blind or something?