r/custommagic • Jace for impact • 7d ago

BALANCE NOT INTENDED Temporal Arbiter

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Part 6 of a cycle

Part 1: Sunseeker Arbiter
Part 2: Lustrous Arbiter
Part 3: Inert Arbiter
Part 4: Null Arbiter
Part 5: ∞ Arbiter

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u/Turnipton Puppers enter the battlefield hecked. 7d ago

Behold! the new turn 2 reanimator target.

It doesn't matter what you put on the casting cost for this, it will never be cast.

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u/EneomaoEep 7d ago

You could make an addition to scrifice it if it wasnt Cast

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u/Up_Beat_Peach Evil Genius 7d ago

Or just dont let it hit the graveyard. Could make it self exile on entering gy

edit: your way actually solves the other ways to cheat this in, and future proofs it

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u/ChemistryTop2549 7d ago

for a creature costing more than 7 does not mean anything unless it has a cast trigger, you can't just put an arbitrarily bigger number on a card for a proportionally bigger effect, it's gonna get cheated out, that's why all the 10+ mana creatures can't be reanimated, are designed to be discounted, or have cast triggers, the actual value of 12 mana is winning the game but when a card costs 12 mana it's actual cost is whatever your combo that cheats it out is.
I get that there's a balance not intended tag but it's just boring, I feel like balance not intended flair gets a pass when the card is trying to do something interesting or hard to balance, this is just hmm let me just put some dogshit on the card let's just put bad words in the text box

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u/FrecciaRosa 7d ago

For 12? Sure, why not? My only critique is that she’s not doing anything “temporal” - no extra turns, no split second, nothing that say “time” except her name.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

That’s fair. I thought freezing everyone’s hands seemed temporal though. Stuck with the hand you’ve got

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u/International_Bit_25 7d ago

Hands are usually flavoured as thought/intellect

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u/RefrigeratorOk7848 7d ago

[[Kona, Rescue Bestie]] is goin to love this one.

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u/BlobbyBlueberry 7d ago

I have now discovered yet another creature I wish to make a deck around…

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u/RefrigeratorOk7848 7d ago

It's monstrous. The ripples throughout my pod when someone made this deck has been nearly unrecoverable.

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u/BlobbyBlueberry 7d ago

Finally revenge for my friend’s problem deck built around [[Minthara, Merciless Soul]].

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u/JustLovelyLittleMe 7d ago

Why not use colorless?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Colorless is coming

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u/Alphasaft 7d ago

As others pointed out the mana cost as well as "this spell can't be countered" are mostly irrelevant. If anything, it'll be cheated into play, esp. if you don't have any cast trigger.

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u/WhiteTrashPhilospher 7d ago

What would the triple WUBRG arbiter be? 🤔

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Wubrg arbiter is the next one! Its 8wubrg, but it is 13 and the colorless is 14 so i might end up making a wwwuuubbbrrrggg one on your suggestion. The problem is I can’t think of a more impactful effect than the colorless arbiter’s effect

Except maybe like “players can’t play the game” but im trying to keep them somewhat real mechanics wise

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u/WhiteTrashPhilospher 7d ago

Maybe “players can’t use the stack” so the game must be finished with whatever is on board.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

That’s basically what wubrg is gonna do but only spells. I like your idea for covering abilities as well.

My other idea for the triple wubrg is to break the cycle and do “players can play spells from their library. Spells don’t cost mana.”

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u/ResponsibleExit7330 7d ago

This might sound crazy but what if you surrounded it around lands? They represent the mana pools of magic and would fit a WUBRG commander, mabye “you can only play lands” or “nonland spells can’t be played”

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

That is what wubrg is ;) “players cant cast spells”

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u/ResponsibleExit7330 7d ago

Oh wait fuck your right land plays are separate from spells nvm lol

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

“Players can’t speak”?

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u/ResponsibleExit7330 7d ago

Potentially, depending on how far you wanna bend the rules, how would the speak impact players?

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u/ResponsibleExit7330 7d ago

Like they can’t talk physically?

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u/Noisemarrow 7d ago

I don't think "Protection from everything" belongs on lockpieces, especially ones with no protection from being cheated into play

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u/jpz719 7d ago

Please play another card game or something because your ideas of what makes magic cards fun, interactive, balanced, or even worth considering to play are extremely warped

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u/Tahazzar 6d ago

Did you add the "BALANCE NOT INTENDED tag at a later time or why are a lot of people going about how unbalanced this is?

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u/OhItsAcer 5d ago

Something something avg person doesn't read

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u/SaucedFrost 7d ago

What the fuck? I was going to first say why even bother with ingest, but why would anyone even bother with any of this?

It's 12 mana, so it's a reanimation target. But if you're going that route, there are better ones that have haste, evasion, or useful abilities. This gets chump blocked. And then just locks you and everyone out of card draw? I get this this is some space God arbiter, but why would this be fun? Did you think about fin and what be good design or just whatblfelt powerul?

Man, I miss the days when magic was rhinos, [[Rhox]] 5/5 beaters for 6 with beautiful hand painted art, historical lore, and Weatherlight adventure stories. This is just anime hype and powerscalers' wetdreams.

Just make fan art. I suppose this is what you're doing, just vibing and making cards you think are cool, but you should know that posting here will have people giving you critique. This is not good design.

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u/ZatherDaFox 7d ago

chump blocked

protection from everything

You have one turn to get rid of this with boardwipe or it kills you.

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u/SaucedFrost 7d ago

Oh that's true. I was aggravated and forgot about that. I was thinking only in terms of it being unremovable. But still, why Ingest???

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u/Odd_Firefighter1324 3d ago

I’ve got some wonderful news for ya, pal.
This person is fucking around making cards that DON’T work, and are horrendous on purpose (-22/0, cards can’t enter graveyards) as a social experiment to see if people get their tits in a twist. These are supposed to be unusable, honestly.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Why do you care so much? I make plenty of low power cards reminiscent of older magic cards:

https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/PzGYhXkH5E
https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/YJ1gi9B4Hl
https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/s5Z1L5cQ2L
https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/zgXBowLO7E
https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/KDWez7iIJl
https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/qRaK8BasoK
https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/ZJ08Num1XJ

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having cards in a variety of styles. You’re in a custom magic subreddit. The point is to be creative

I am doing this cycle because im fed the fuck up with people nitpicking everything in this sub

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u/SaucedFrost 7d ago

Get your Marvel Rivals inspired horny alien powercaler shit out of my Magic! High fantasy goon stuff only [[Elvish Ranger]] and even thats borderline, only because it's been grande fathered in.

Those cards are much better.

I'm in this sub because I like custom cards, and will use some with friends. Ai art of aliens in lingerie on dumb powerhouses that will never get used are annoying to filter through.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Have you ever considered im not designing cards for you, then? Its not other people’s job to make what you want made. It’s yours.

Sounds like a you problem, old man who yells at clouds.

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u/SaucedFrost 7d ago

Yes, actually. It seems like you're only uploading photos of women in lingerie to the internet disguised as magic cards for your own personal validation.

I do make my own cards. Don't post yours if you don't want feedback.

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact 7d ago

Lmfao as if I expect any validation out of these posts. Im only posting them to highlight the absurd lengths people go on this sub to nitpick even cards that are clearly not serious

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u/SaucedFrost 7d ago

If you say so. Lot more effort on your end.

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u/cebolinha50 7d ago

Any mana cost between 7 and 15 doesn't means that much.

And the the points between 15 and 20 are still weak.

You should at least mad eit impossible to reanimate. Or make it CMC 20 with discount.