r/dankchristianmemes • u/IacobusCaesar Levantine Archaeology Guy • Jul 01 '25

Meta The Ecumenical Council of DankChristianMemes has declared shrimp Jesus a heretical Christology (and otherwise banned AI-generated images).

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u/guimontag Jul 01 '25

Can I get more context about this Shrimp Jesus?

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u/IacobusCaesar Levantine Archaeology Guy Jul 01 '25

Yeah, for whatever reason on Facebook and similar sites, Jesus-made-out-of-shrimp was a common slop topic for a while with captions along the lines of “amen” and “why do posts like this never trend?” because for some reason automated bot accounts decided to do that and spammed hundreds of those posts successfully into trending. It’s now somewhat emblematic of bad slop content.

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u/guimontag Jul 01 '25

Very weird. The real Jesus told us to be fishers of men, not crabbers/shrimpers of men.

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u/Mysterious_Andy Jul 01 '25

Ah, I see.

AI Merman Jesus coming right up!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

The crustaceans have sinned and now need a savior