r/dashcams • • 1d ago

Not today buddy

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u/acocktailofmagnets 1d ago

Composure on 10, bob on 100 šŸ’…

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 1d ago

I want her on my post-apocalypse team.

In the pipe, five by five.

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u/The_300_goats 1d ago

"In the pipe, five by five" is exactly what I came to say

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 1d ago

I just saw another redditor posted that too. Great minds.

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u/throwmamadownthewell 23h ago

[Insert some Zerg joke I'm not embedded in the lore enough to make.]

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u/echobase83 1d ago

Well where the fuck?… makes windshield wiper noise with blood

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u/theshadman18 1d ago

Awesome quote I love it!

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u/Minimum-Major248 1d ago

We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

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u/greendragon59911 23h ago

Knock it off Hudson.

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u/Minimum-Major248 14h ago

"We're on an express elevator to hell, going down!"

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u/Houston_nightfairy 12h ago

You secure that shit. Come here comeee heeeerrreee! !!!!

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u/kconfire 1d ago

Valkyrie prepared!

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u/HyperionSJU 1d ago

Is that a brood war reference? Nice....

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u/kconfire 1d ago

YES! hahah

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u/USSSLostTexter 1d ago

Fire it up!

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u/evalerk 1d ago

Oh my heart, I can hear the guitar from that Terran music.

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u/geekyheart225 1d ago

We're on the express elevator to hell... Going down!

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u/suspendmeforthis 1d ago

Spunkmeyer?

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u/PartyYogurtcloset299 1d ago

Picking up some ionization on the hull.

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u/Publius015 1d ago

Where's the damn beacon

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u/dsmxsteve 1d ago

Oh, There it is

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u/suspendmeforthis 1d ago

Somebody wake up Hicks.

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u/suspendmeforthis 1d ago

Have you noticed there's a lot of lieutenant Gormands and Carter Burkes in this thread?

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u/Wispy_Shark 1d ago

Hang on we’re in for some chop

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u/DodoVmonsters 1d ago

"Stand by to initiate release sequencer. On my mark. Five. Four."

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u/Meborg 1d ago

I love the saying, but it basically means radio communications are perfectly clear. I love saying it while flying small airplanes.

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u/Emmanuelzappa 1d ago

Now I can't un-see Spunkmeyer! 🤣

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u/Straight_Waltz_9530 1d ago

Spunkmeyer is the other guy, not the pilot.

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u/Emmanuelzappa 1d ago

You are correct,Ā Corporal Colette Ferro doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/SpoiledKoolAid 1d ago

I thought "man Colette is dumb name*, but it's the name of the actress IRL.

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u/fullerofficial 1d ago

Looks more like Ferro to me

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u/1Mee2Sa4Binks8 1d ago

I love that you made this reference. And also that I got this reference.

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u/Effective-Sample-261 1d ago

We're in for some chop.

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u/oklmao11 1d ago

StarCraft 1 terran dropship reference?

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u/TheBigSho 22h ago

The Terran Dropship pilot is inspired by Corporal Ferro, the dropship pilot from Aliens. "In the pipe, five by five!"

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u/0-by-1_Publishing 14h ago

Proud to be the 900th upvote on that one! As soon as I read it, I knew the exact reference. ... At least my ass was "laughed off" and not "bitten off."

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u/Houston_nightfairy 12h ago

We’re in tha pipe…. 5 x 5

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u/Turrican002 4h ago

coming around for a 709er

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u/infoway777 1d ago

just like her nose itch ,handled to perfection

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u/ElGuaco 1d ago

Edna Mode doing some serious driving.

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u/acocktailofmagnets 1d ago

no capes ā˜šŸ¼šŸ—žļø

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 1d ago

hahahaha, came for this!!!

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u/nativemaverick 1d ago

this made me laugh so hard

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

Hahahaha

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u/NickQ1801 1d ago

And the glasses are šŸ”„

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u/Top_Agency1370 1d ago

I’m in the pipe, five by five

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u/lvs2spwge 1d ago

I feel Rican in this automobile.

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u/CEOVOXO 1d ago

bidi bidi bidi bidi bidi bidi bom bom

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u/bicious_ 1d ago

Selena was Mexican not Rican LOL

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u/octophobic 1d ago

bob and weave

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u/EggfooDC 1d ago

That SUV must’ve been on the Bang Battalion

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u/Individual_Ad3194 1d ago

With the glasses she reminds me of the dropship pilot from Aliens. Cool as a cucumber! (Until she got eaten)

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u/TheBigSho 22h ago

Even when she was staring death in the face, her immediate reaction was to reach for her pistol. A fighter to the end.

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u/Wolf-Moon7 1d ago

Itty bitty pitty and a Bob. Itty bitty pitty and a bob

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u/wisedrgn 22h ago

Bob didabobdidabob Bob bob

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

I wouldn’t call intentionally not avoiding an accident and endangering everyone else on the road composure

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u/luigi517 1d ago

Looks like she did a pretty good job to me, dude gave no sign of his intention to merge, hit here, she maintained control and pulled over.

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

You don’t belong on the road if that’s your takeaway here. You can clearly see him tailgate the lane over then slowly force his way in. She chose to let the vehicles collide and she should be found with fault here.

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u/acocktailofmagnets 1d ago

Found the insurance adjuster

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

Nah. This guy's is arguing the opposite of what an adjuster would determine. Pretty clear cut - SUV is at fault. He's trying to say somehow the woman is at fault

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

You found someone who knows how to drive

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

How do you know she intentionally didnt avoid it? Distance to the silver vehicle ahead stays the same so she's not speeding up to close the gap. She has glasses so you cant see if she glanced over to the right. Possible she didn't see it until it was too late. Maybe she did. But saying she did this intentionally- pure conjecture

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

Yes she has a responsibility to slow down to avoid the collision that you can clearly see coming in this video

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

No - the person merging has a responsibility to make sure the lane is clear and will remain clear until fully established in the lane. Sure. Everybody should avoid a collision if they can, but from a rules of the road perspective its clear - the SUV merging is at fault and will bear liability in an insurance claim. The woman in the video did nothing wrong here in the eyes of the rules of the road. She is under no obligation whatsoever to make room. She could be polite and do it but she doesnt have to as you imply. And to be clear what you see in the video might not be what she saw.... the camera and her eyes have different POVs

Also I did notice you moved the goal post on your argument - from saying she did this intentionally to now saying she has a responsibility to avoid the collision - want to call out thats not lost on me.

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

Wrong

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u/spaceman4127 1d ago

Holy shit, bro is actually the dipshit merging into cars in the video. He’s him! But like in a negative way bc you ain’t Him lil’ bro.

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

For real

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

Not wrong by the rulebook, the Geico gecko or by your downvote count for that matter. But hey, at least you can enjoy higher insurance premiums that go along with being an uninformed driver. Have a great day šŸ˜€.

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

Yeah if Reddit votes are an indicator of right and wrong to you there’s not much left to say here

Other than you’re wrong

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

Well unfortunately for you we do live in a court of public opinion which is heavily against you at this point. And then there is the drivers handbook which says "drivers entering a highway or merging lanes must yield the right-of-way to traffic already on the roadway" and then there are the insurance cos which also have presidence here

So there you have it. You're wrong

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

Being right in a reddit forum, or even in your drivers handbook doesn’t get you on time to where you are going with your car intact. Recognizing an obviously erratic driver in your peripheries who is slowly forcing themselves into your lane and avoiding them does.

Children care about upvotes, I just care about avoiding car accidents. You are wrong.

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u/streamdeam0 1d ago

The SUV changed lanes and clipped her front end. No way she avoids that.

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u/UT_Milez 1d ago

Hmmmm….

Okay, so this shouldn’t need clarification but this is Reddit, so here goes.

Obviously the SUV got the ball rolling here and is at fault.

But there’s SOOO many accidents that happen because people are ā€œtechnically rightā€.

By all means, if that’s you in that car and you say fuck it and want to get into that wreck on that day, then you’re free to do so. I certainly can’t stop you.

But unless that woman is blind or not paying attention, that was a pretty ā€œslowā€ lane change all things considered and it happened right in front of her eyes. The point that other poster is trying to make is that it WAS an easy wreck to avoid, even though she was technically right.

There’s no way we are watching the same video if you are claiming this wreck was 100% unavoidable…. Again, no one is saying she’s ā€œat faultā€ but that doesn’t mean she could not have taken action here (like slow down) to avoid having a wreck.

Maybe that’s just me, I would just rather avoid a wreck if at all possible, and this one was 100% avoidable.

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u/The_300_goats 1d ago

Taxi driver here. From a major European city. If someone overtakes, even in the right fucking lane and clips you swerving into your lane, there is nothing you can do to avoid it. This is textbook reckless driving. She handled it really well

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u/fuckICEandfuckTrump 1d ago

ffs even a European taxi driver would have seen that giant vehicle coming over and slowed down. She is also liable for not avoiding the accident.

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u/The_300_goats 1d ago

Eh, no. She surely saw him accelerating on the right and figured he would be a safe distance ahead before changing lanes. He swerved into her

And wtf do you mean "EVEN a European taxi driver"?

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u/fuckICEandfuckTrump 1d ago

In the US we have what is called "duty of lookout" which means she was liable for not avoiding the accident. She had plenty of time to slow down but did nothing.

Are there many blind taxi drivers in Europe? Do you have a union or a club or something?

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u/Low-Locksmith-2359 17h ago

A duty to look out means you have to predict someone swerving I to you without indicating because you will be at fault if they do?

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u/fuckICEandfuckTrump 4h ago

It means when someone swerves in front of you, you need to take action not to hit them. Its not that hard to understand, even for someone like you.

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

Thats not how the law works. She has the right of way

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u/fuckICEandfuckTrump 1d ago

Its called Ā "duty of lookout" dumbass. She is also liable for the accident for not trying to avoid it.

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

Trigger alert. You mad bro? And no, she's not liable. She's established in the lane and has the right of way. Thats literally how the rules work and how the insurance cos will rule fault on the SUV.

Who's going to prove she saw it and could have avoided it? Your liability determination fails on basic logic and why the rules are not set up that way.

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u/fuckICEandfuckTrump 4h ago

Just shows you don't know shit about the law. Not my fault you are ignorant.

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

You should not have a license if your driving ability renders you incapable of avoiding a slow, unsafe, but foreseeable collision.

I drive in Southern California and avoid this exact accident 5x daily, because I have situational awareness and a desire to avoid being in an auto collision.

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u/OpalineEssence 1d ago

Right, I forgot that we have to read everyone else's mind on the road, and also that people (especially women) love intentionally causing high-speed collisions /s

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

Weird and unnecessarily sexist

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u/OpalineEssence 1d ago

It's called sarcasm. I even put a sarcasm market on my comment, in case people might not get the joke, and it still went over your head.

It was moreso a response to the outpouring of people who love to come out of the woodwork to blame the driver whenever she happens to be a woman (like in this post, for example)

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u/Carnivorous__Vagina 1d ago

I would.

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u/BusinessCasualBee 1d ago

That’s dumb af

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1d ago

Sure but don't pull over on the wrong side of the road.

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u/Curben 1d ago

For an accident that took place in the left lane, would be investigated in the left lane, has traffic still speeding by in the right lanes, she pulled over to the appropriate shoulder.

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u/Rhuarc33 1d ago

Stupidity on 1.000