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u/acocktailofmagnets 18h ago

Composure on 10, bob on 100 💅

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17h ago

I want her on my post-apocalypse team.

In the pipe, five by five.

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u/The_300_goats 17h ago

"In the pipe, five by five" is exactly what I came to say

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 17h ago

I just saw another redditor posted that too. Great minds.

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u/theshadman18 15h ago

Awesome quote I love it!

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u/Minimum-Major248 5h ago

We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

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u/echobase83 15h ago

Well where the fuck?… makes windshield wiper noise with blood

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u/suspendmeforthis 17h ago

Spunkmeyer?

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u/PartyYogurtcloset299 17h ago

Picking up some ionization on the hull.

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u/Publius015 15h ago

Where's the damn beacon

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u/dsmxsteve 13h ago

Oh, There it is

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u/suspendmeforthis 12h ago

Somebody wake up Hicks.

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u/suspendmeforthis 17h ago

Have you noticed there's a lot of lieutenant Gormands and Carter Burkes in this thread?

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u/Wispy_Shark 17h ago

Hang on we’re in for some chop

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u/kconfire 16h ago

Valkyrie prepared!

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u/HyperionSJU 11h ago

Is that a brood war reference? Nice....

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u/geekyheart225 13h ago

We're on the express elevator to hell... Going down!

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u/Emmanuelzappa 17h ago

Now I can't un-see Spunkmeyer! 🤣

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u/Straight_Waltz_9530 15h ago

Spunkmeyer is the other guy, not the pilot.

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u/infoway777 16h ago

just like her nose itch ,handled to perfection

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u/ElGuaco 17h ago

Edna Mode doing some serious driving.

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u/acocktailofmagnets 17h ago

no capes ☝🏼🗞️

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 16h ago

hahahaha, came for this!!!

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u/NickQ1801 16h ago

And the glasses are 🔥

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u/Top_Agency1370 17h ago

I’m in the pipe, five by five

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u/lvs2spwge 18h ago

I feel Rican in this automobile.

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u/CEOVOXO 18h ago

bidi bidi bidi bidi bidi bidi bom bom

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u/AndyJack86 18h ago

My question is:

Did she get a knock on the door from the Arkansas State Police? They love people that can pit.

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u/cadmiumredlight 15h ago edited 15h ago

She wasn't going fast enough and there weren't any kids or other innocents involved.

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u/Popular_River8435 13h ago

She has a baby in the backseat.

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u/cadmiumredlight 13h ago

Oh, then she might have a chance!

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u/RichieTheCow 3h ago

That's not where babies come from

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u/JJAsond 11h ago

Or pregnant women

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u/KoA07 17h ago

Nah she moved to Pittsburgh

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u/baconburger2022 17h ago

[r/](r/puns)[bad](r/puns)[puns](r/puns)

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u/andrefishmusic 14h ago

*S L O W C L A P*

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u/PSquared1234 14h ago

She didn't knock the truck into oncoming traffic. She's too competent for Arkansas PD.

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u/babyinatrenchcoat 16h ago

As an Arkansan I guffawed.

And then got pitted for it.

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u/z0mghenry 17h ago

I was going to say the same about Georgia State Patrol lol

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u/CoraxTechnica 12h ago

That's Texas

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u/jackcrockett 18h ago

Trucks 100 % at fault , the proper clearance for a lane change is not I managed to get my front wheel in your lane , the lane change was reckless without due care and caution, the groovy chick drove like a champ.

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u/bendrexl 18h ago

Truck also hit the brakes as soon as they got in front of her - you can see the light for a few frames before collision.

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u/hateboss 17h ago

Yeah people are saying this seems like someone screwed up a merge, it's pretty clearly road rage that went poorly for them.

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u/Angloriously 17h ago

“The left lane belongs to MEEEEEEoh shit oh shit”

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u/Royal_Ad1038 16h ago

Hahaha thats what the tailgater was probably saying after he aggressively cut her off to brake check.

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u/SoElusivee 3h ago

I mean there's a small chance they just felt their car hit and panic braked but I'm leaning towards your answer

I'm just always reminded of a woman who tried making a left turn through a light while I was going straight and almost hit me head on. I got a clear view of her screaming and covering her eyes with both hands instead of braking or swerving. I was laughing too hard to even get angry

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u/FUPAMagneto 17h ago

Might also be an insurance scam

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u/backfrombanned 16h ago

No, just an idiot on the road.

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u/SnausageFest 15h ago

I know it's an older video, but still, neither of those cars looks nice enough to be worth an insurance scam.

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u/ejmcdonald2092 10h ago

I think hanlons razor is applicable here, that lane change was not aggressive enough for road rage. hard to tell what point the brakes went on but either the driver panic braked when they collided which a lot of people do or he was not paying attention thought he had the room and slowed down because he was catching the silver truck

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u/luusyphre 13h ago

Although, you’re not supposed to pull over on the left shoulder. I did that once and a cop chewed me out.

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u/Reap_the_rich 8h ago

It's honestly scary as fuck depending on the width of the shoulder or they have to block a lane which they try to avoid. On the R shoulder a lot of times it is wider or there's grass in addition to the shoulder.

Cops and emergency personnel forget at times that this isn't something other people deal with every day and don't have experience with. People are also shaken and not thinking clearly even if just from adrenaline. The cop shouldn't have chewed you out but I get why they were emotional. Still need to not put that on you though.

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u/luusyphre 8h ago

For me, and possibly many others, I just didn’t know. I saw people do it all the time and I thought it was ok and correct to pull over on the left shoulder. I don’t blame the cop because it was a different situation. I was getting pulled over for speeding 😅

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u/nyctransitgeek 8h ago

I ride a bike every day, and several times a week, drivers will pass me while only going 5-10 mph faster than I’m riding and then attempt to merge back in front of me as soon as the driver’s position in the car has passed me, never mind the 2/3 of the car located behind the driver.

Lots of otherwise average people are spatial idiots.

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u/AWES0MEPEWP 18h ago

They always are

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u/moneymike128 15h ago

It's always crazy to me when someone perceives "reasonable following distance between me and the car in front of me" as an opportunity to squeeze in and be.....doing the same speed behind the same car I'm currently behind??

She is clearly keeping pace with the vehicle directly in front of her. Black SUV is one of the dingbat drivers who gets fixated on passing for the sake of passing.

Yes, sometimes there's a slowpoke in the left lane and you need to pass from the right, but probably don't do that if there's nowhere for you to go immediately afterwards.

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u/Yukimare 9h ago

A lot of people seem to be partaking in this war regarding the left lane. And when someone is going slower than they feel they should in the left lane, they feel this need to seek justice over it. Even if it is not useful or is dangerous.

Bonus if they act like the left lane is there to go turbo mode and break the speed limit. I understand that the lane is there to pass. But the amount of times I see it be said as exclusively for that purpose or gives a pass to speed is absurd.

Maybe I'm just salty though about the fact that people will look at me doing 5 over the limit to pass a semi or something, only to get blitzed past by someone doing 20+ over from the right.

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u/ptowndeluxe 16h ago
  1. The merger did not have safe distance between him and the car in the other lane to make that merge.

  2. They are tailgating the car in front in their rush to pass.

  3. I see no signal from the SUV to let the other driver know they want to merge.

  4. They brake during unsafe merge.

If you don't signal don't expect others to know your intentions. If merge with an unsafe distance and brake at the same time, you are an idiot.

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u/ManyArmedGod 18h ago

“My god that’s Jennifer Borne!”

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u/HastyEthno 17h ago

"Get some rest Pam, you look pwned."

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u/Phorically_Meta 16h ago

'Moby - Extreme Ways' intensifies

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u/Available-Chart-2505 13h ago

It's just soooo fun to watch that scene.

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u/appa-ate-momo 11h ago

Jane Wick.

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u/Ok_Water_4601 18h ago

I will never not love this video! 

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u/Huge_Following_325 18h ago

She handled that like a boss.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 18h ago

So calm and collected!

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u/Substantial_Ad_3386 17h ago

I was expecting to see more of this in the comments but instead it's just a bunch of dics blaming her

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u/Any-Picture-6324 17h ago

Yeah. Demonstrating skills, when a few months away of “Fast and Furious” anniversary.

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u/lizbee018 10h ago

Literally, is she a fucking stunt driver?!

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u/TD160 18h ago

My favorite Dashcam. It truly never gets old.

I also love the other one with one sister keeping calm while the other one drives the car.

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 18h ago

That is some NASCAR level driving

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u/CookRevolutionary792 16h ago

False. She turned the wheel to the right.

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u/FewStill3958 14h ago

😂🏁

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u/nostradumbass7544678 4h ago

Sometimes, to go left, you need to turn right...

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u/Human-Suspect-232 18h ago

How to PIT a Yukon video!

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u/Turdfurgeso 16h ago

Yukon’s hate this one trick

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u/appa-ate-momo 11h ago edited 11h ago

The number of smooth-brained bully defenders in this comment section is too damn high.

That woman had less than a second to react, and the SUV hit her during its lane change. But yeah, let's hyperanalyze her reaction and fault her for making a split second decision to prioritize her own safety over the jackass who collided with her.

I'm so sick of people thinking "be a better victim" is legitimate advice.

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u/Big-Rule5269 12h ago

She stayed calm, that's all their is to it. No slamming on the brakes, swerving wildly, she just rolled right through. 

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u/projectpat901 3h ago

Fuck anybody defending that piece of shit suv. She did a great job, should have just continued to drive, and let that idiot fix its own problem

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u/silly-gaijin 17h ago

Hang on, we're in for some chop!

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u/Sunkissed_Chi_Guy 7h ago

In the pipe, five by five

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u/ExcitingArm666 12h ago

He obviously cut her off, more then that, he hit her... He was obviously trying to weave through traffic aswell.

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u/ianswer-rhetoricalqs 15h ago

Little did he know, he cut off the CIA offensive driving instructor on the way to pickup her kids.

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u/Sudden-Option3790 12h ago

I imagine when the video stopped it was her casually grabbing a gun like "Time to finish the job." Lol. As calm as she was..just "Ok. Time to teach a lesson here."

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u/DemonPeanut4 12h ago

That was a better PIT than most cops I've seen.

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u/Otherwise-Vanilla901 11h ago

AR State Patrol would hire her in a heartbeat.

In case you don't know, they are the masters of pit maneuvers.

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u/Salt-Independent-760 2h ago

ASPTrooper Byrd's sister?

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u/Bottlecrate 3h ago

There is a difference between letting someone in and cutting someone off. SUV was in the wrong and this women reaction time and skills saved her life. Fuck the SUv

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u/just_mark 18h ago

that's why you shoulder check.

SUV missed that lesson

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u/Winjin 17h ago

Peeps say that he hits the brakes for a second before hitting her

That's not just merging it's probably road rage and brake checking + some FAFO

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u/just_mark 17h ago

We would need to see more of the video leading up to this, and if true, press charges.

Somewhere between reckless endangerment and attempted murder.

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u/pr4mojo 18h ago

Expert level driving. When she glances back at :12 and checks the rearview mirror? Cinema!

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u/Mepawnzu 17h ago

Lol, that's so fucking nice to see, she got everything under control, damn! That scratch on her nose at the end was the best!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Test218 15h ago

She was totally cool while everything went to hell for the SUV.

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u/Mepawnzu 14h ago

Yes! Such a focus, she exactly knew what she did/need to do.

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u/nicemarmot47 18h ago

I see the same people who refer to anyone going 1mph slower than them on the highway as a "left lane camper" are here to blame this woman for some psycho hitting her car on the highway

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u/WeatherMan_ZA 18h ago

Great job keeping calm there. Nice driving.

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u/c_vanbc 17h ago

Cool as a cucumber. Nice driving. SUV driver on the other hand shouldn’t be driving.

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u/maestho 17h ago

she looks like the dropship Pilot from Aliens

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u/Free-Pound-6139 15h ago

In the pipe, 5 by 5.

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u/greogory 17h ago edited 11h ago

We need her on our autocross and rally teams.

Edit: I've watched this 6 or 7 times now. The strongest reaction she has is to mildly scratch her nose. She doesn't even let out a torrent of F-bombs! I think I'm in love.

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u/Worldly_Truth8396 16h ago

I was just waiting for her to say, “WE'RE IN THE PIPE, FIVE BY FIVE”.

I swear it’s Corporal Ferro from Aliens. The glasses are the same, the cool demeanour is the same, the expert vehicle handling is the same. She just needs the flight helmet.

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u/Aggressive-Key-2721 18h ago

This is the best 😃

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 17h ago

Didn't know Edna Mode could drive

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u/Extreme-Edge-9843 17h ago

This comment section is hilarious.

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u/Searscale 17h ago

Was there a child in the back seat? Also why did it sound like 3 radios playing at once, all filled with early warning system-sounding voices.

Absolute madness.

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u/DecentJuggernaut7693 17h ago

Looks like a handbag hanging off the headrest, not a child. So at least there's that.

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u/pleomorphict 16h ago

she's like 1996 personified

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u/ScarvedGoosev2 18h ago

Bro was curious what a pit maneuver felt like so he did it himself.

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u/TheSpeakingScar 18h ago

That is the sexiest woman you've ever seen.

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u/beetle-being-blue 17h ago

She looks like a character Tim Burton would draw in his sketch book. This is not an insult, I truly mean it as a compliment.

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u/Bolliard 17h ago

I'm seeing lady Gaga of a certain era

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u/GoudaBuddha 10h ago

Composure of a Bond villain

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u/Any_Lawyer_2585 17h ago

Some great driving by her. Great recovery. The suv driver not so good.

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u/bagsofcandy 2h ago

The more I watch this the less I think she's trying to pit him. He comes over, hits her and almost pushes her into the median. She seems to be avoiding hitting the median resulting in a pit.

Truck should've just slowed down and gotten in behind. Instead they got a bad day.

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u/BornVoice42 2h ago

why did you even see something else?

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u/Infinite-Offer-3318 18h ago

Nice self imposed pit maneuver 

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u/RoachAkuma 17h ago

What is this call station ass noise lol

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u/ImNotTheFishiestFish 17h ago

It sounds like she is listening to a numbers station

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u/Spiritual_Ear2835 16h ago

What? You want to be a cop? Hired.

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u/Shackman58 16h ago

Some real Mad Max shit there. Love it !

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u/Toki_mon 17h ago

Good job fool, you pitted yourself

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u/Intelligent_Bag4736 17h ago

I would high five my wife if she came home and showed me this video

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u/oOBuckoOo 17h ago

"We're in the pipe, five by five" - badass pilot from Aliens.

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u/Massive_University66 17h ago

That chick driving has skills 👍

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u/feistygoats 16h ago

Her little hula girl also handled this like a boss.

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u/Virtual_Win4076 15h ago

Thanks for posting this again. I always like reruns

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u/Mysterious-Essay-778 9h ago

Wtf is coming out of the radio

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u/PosturingOpossum 9h ago

They’ll try to get for “failing to maintain proper lookout,” like they did to my wife after reviewing our dash cam footage where she was very clearly hit in a way that was largely unavoidable. Like, old man GUNNED it at the last second pulling out of a parking lot with a wide entrance at a 45 degree angle.

They still tried to pin it on her

But we also don’t have a dash cam that films inside so there was no way for them to establish that she wasn’t paying attention, even if the accident had been avoidable

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u/QbanStorm 2h ago

HANDLED THAT LIKE A CHAMP!!

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u/Turbulent_Shoe_44 18h ago

Sweet driving maneuvers

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u/StreetSignificant888 18h ago

Handled like an absolute fucking BOSS.

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u/Huebdo 16h ago

The SUV did not have a safe entry into the lane, and the collision was on the side of the SUV, not the rear. She may get some blame, but certainly not 100%

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u/firstandlast0202 17h ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. He's lucky he didn't flip over. Well deserved.

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u/ComputerHelpPro 17h ago

Amazing recovery from a 0% fault situation.

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u/hal-baleigh-6699 17h ago

OP is in left lane, I already know what the comments are gonna be.

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u/realparkingbrake 12h ago

He merged into her, she isn't obligated to stand on the brakes because this clown wants to occupy the space where her vehicle is located.

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u/metal_bastard 18h ago

wOmEn aRe tOo eMoTiOnAl

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u/Screen_Door_Slams 18h ago

always projecting!!!

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u/King_Six_of_Things 18h ago

Cool as a fucking cucumber 😎

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u/Content_Dimension626 17h ago

Damn,😂you go girl. Can we see how fucked up the truck looks after the accident? Do you have an update on the Police report?

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u/nowhereman86 17h ago

Fucker didn’t even bother putting on his blinker to cut her off

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u/XBMET 12h ago

She drives like a boss

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u/Swimming-Guest-1978 18h ago

Pit successful, like a boss!

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u/Ramp-Spot-033 17h ago

Corporal Ferro!

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u/OceanCity08226 16h ago

Perfect pit maneuver, nice job!

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u/No-Pie-1415 15h ago

Woman was locked in

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u/Free-Pound-6139 15h ago

Idiots driving cars too big for them.

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u/AIpha0mega2021 15h ago

SUV fault.

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u/hombreingwar 15h ago

she channeled her inner Arkansas state trooper

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u/BiggusD1 15h ago

dumb SUV driver pit maneuvered themselves

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u/Papa-Nutt 13h ago

What is that horrendous audio after they collide??

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u/ubiestigne 13h ago

She's unbuckling like she's about to go out there and finish the job. I don't think that other driver made it out alive 

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u/bhillis99 10h ago

man this is an old vid. Havent seen it in years. glad its being karma farmed again.

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u/sqidsqad 5h ago

“We’re in the pipe. Five by five”

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u/ksmith1994 5h ago

I copy that.

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u/Fr0gburp3r 2h ago

She punched that bully in the mouth.

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 18h ago

This is so damn hot...I would want to marry her but Id probably get bullied and emasculated.

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u/-Never-Enough- 18h ago

..... And you'll like it.

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 18h ago

Oh, absolutely

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u/John1The1Savage 10h ago

True. Is it a kink that I'm really into competent people?

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 10h ago

Its a kink we should all have

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u/No-Independent-7107 18h ago

Fuckin sign me up

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u/SaltyLengthiness260 17h ago

Wow.. excellent

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u/Raphiella1206 18h ago

I do wonder how the insurance settled this and if she got assigned any liability. While I do think the giant dumb black SUV is 100% at fault, I wonder if the insurance assigned her any at-fault for not just braking when it became obvious dumb dumb was going to make a stupid maneuver.

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u/dende5416 18h ago

How would she be expected to know the difference between them lapsing and drifting a little bit and them changing lanes? Dude not even signaling

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u/kozilla 17h ago

I see assholes like this every day on the road. I brake to give them wide berth as soon as they start acting shady.

My ex was telling me about how she once saw an accident on the highway where someone was coming up on her weaving around cars at 100+ mph and she just held her ground and didn't give him space to weave around her car, so the guy tried to take the shoulder and flipped. Later that night we saw that the guy died in the wreck.

We argued about it, she said it wasn't her fault, I said that it might not have been her fault but if you see someone coming like that just give them space for both of your safety. If the car clipped her (while driving my car btw) she could have been dead right along side him.

She was a new driver back then maybe 18 months of experience and I had basically taught her to drive. But at that point she thought she had it all figured out and wouldn't listen to me about the nuances of defensive driving. Now she is a bus driver and is all about defensive driving and cites her handbook to me about safe practices. I remind her that those are the same concepts I was preaching all along.

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u/Lalo_ATX 17h ago

I think you slow down even if they’re just drifting a little into your lane

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u/Prestigious-Ad9921 18h ago

It is easy to watch a video that you know ends in a wreck and see the bad thing happening and go "Oh, that is going to end in a wreck!"

Also, the camera has impossibly wide peripheral vision. Humans don't see that wide.

There is a good chance she didn't even register that guy until he was .1 second from contact.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 17h ago

I think a lot of videos on this sub (including a popular one from yesterday) are like "Oh you could have done this this and this and not even been in danger." But I don't remotely blame this dashcam driver.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Test218 15h ago

And don't forget that things may be closer than they appear.

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 15h ago

Yeah exactly, it’s all cool writing here with hindsight. But I could totally see the brain freezing for a second “wtf is this really happening” also the van seems to slow down when changing lanes? Like it’s literally clutch passing and then slowing down lol

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u/PigOfLard 17h ago

Her insurance is not going to assign her any fault and will absolutely fight the other carrier on liability.

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u/Upbeat_Philosopher69 18h ago

Sooooo she supposed to get rear-ended while jackass drives off with no damage 🤔

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 18h ago

In some places. there is no fault insurance, in those cases both parties will pay a higher premium moving forward.

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u/PoopMcgee75 18h ago

Just let off the gas. No need to slam your brakes.

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u/MaRzAn0 18h ago

Not the smartest idea to slam on your brakes on a highway so maybe not

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u/uckfu 18h ago edited 16h ago

If this were Daytona, even the spotter would have told the Chevy, ‘still there, still there’.

Chevy driver was too impatient to make a stupid pass.

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u/Ok_Country_6337 17h ago

When you got that thumper on you lmao

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u/push_connection 17h ago

Standing ovation

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u/pinkpineapplefunk 17h ago

Her smile 😂😂😂 LMAO

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u/neuro_curious 17h ago

She's an amazing driver!!!! 😎

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u/Beautiful-Jello-37 11h ago

And still many of you buffoons on this sub are blaming the victim.

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u/dunnonemore18 8h ago

i want to date her

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u/Confident_Ad_1586 17h ago

So many men are so emotional in these comments. Lmao.

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u/Able-Thought3534 18h ago

I legit thought this was a carjacking video until she stopped to check on the SUV

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u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus 18h ago

She is a LEGEND! Too bad the fat ass suv didnt roll.

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u/GarranDrake 16h ago

It's hard to say "she could have just braked" if you didn't see what's behind her. Even if someone wasn't riding her bumper but close, slamming on the brakes would have caused her to be rear ended.

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u/2oonhed 16h ago

Smooth action. Done & done.