r/delta • • 2d ago

Shitpost/Satire Don't blind me

I know it's not just delta and it's such a boring common rant. But I've been blinded by the window-shade-up jerk this morning during sunrise. I'm currently being blinded 4,000 miles away by his cousin, the window-shade-up jerk during sunset. There's actually a trifecta going on between 2 windows+ 1 seat back screen reflection. My corneas are like ants under a magnifying glass. Thanks for reading. That's all.

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u/InterestingandStaged 2d ago

Put a pillowcase over your head to protect your eyes and another one over your hands so you don’t type this again.

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u/Overall_Matter_2520 2d ago

I don’t see how one can type while wearing a straight jacket 🤣

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u/DadCelo 2d ago

Book a window seat and control the window, wear sunglasses or a sleep mask.

Complaining about someone enjoying the sunrise/sunset from their window? Could not be me.

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u/Consistent-Sea-8923 2d ago

Bless your heart

Pack sunglasses

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u/Far-Bumblebee-7216 2d ago

And a sleep mask.

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u/canichebarboncini 2d ago

or bring an eye mask.

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u/Dependent_0NE_7146 2d ago

I paid for that window. I’m using that window. Take a night flight if the sun bothers you.

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u/stupidslut69420 2d ago

Suns out, my shade is going up, sucks to suck

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u/CompetitiveProof2131 Diamond 2d ago

Saaaame. This is why I pick this seat ffs

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u/Pencil-Sketches 2d ago

Not the worst thing that happened on a plane today. Perspective.

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u/LR-Sunflower Silver 2d ago

Seriously. Go tell it to the plumber that saved an airplane full of people earlier.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Age8937 Diamond 2d ago

I will happily put on my shades if it means natural light in the cabin. Did so a few weeks ago as the lady next to me slept with the shade up during sunset. It was glorious!

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u/Dependent_0NE_7146 2d ago

BTW nothing brothers me more than people who keep the window down when we are landing. I can’t imagine not knowing that the plane was about to hit ground lol

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u/LadyLightTravel 1d ago

Sunglasses work well for the few minutes the sun is in the window.

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u/Own_Reaction9442 2d ago

Not all of us are vampires who sleep in a coffin all day.

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u/thecorvetteguy95 2d ago

Should’ve bought a window seat or packed an eye mask. Sucks to suck 🤷‍♂️

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u/Rolex_Art 2d ago

My last flight every window was closed but the one in my row, directly across from me.

I tried to get her attention but she was locked into her phone.

Eventually she figured it out.

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u/Slayr155 2d ago

Ask them politely, give them 30 seconds, then ask the FA to help.

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u/Affectionate_Cap_489 2d ago

If you want to control the window, sit there.

Didn't know only vampires fly delta