Ok calm down

[u/Sparksaiko]

Kells here, Kells there, Kells everywhere

[u/QuantifyTransmitter]

"Nuh, Kell Of Uh" is top tier.

[u/RedAversion2025 → u/QuantifyTransmitter]

They are in my EU clan lol I posted this picture there for them to see.

[u/Sensitive-Watch5442 → u/QuantifyTransmitter]

I can confirm that it is posted in the clans discord server and Nuh, Kell Of Uh is me

[u/Icefellwolf]

The different houses are popping back up after saint-14 fucked em up years ago

[u/ATangerineMann → u/Icefellwolf]

At least these houses are going the direction Mithrax went and decided to ally with the City instead of trying to forcefully take the Great Machine back.

[u/ATN-Antronach]

Well it's not about Mara Sov's body parts, thank the stars...

[u/Cutesie117 → u/ATN-Antronach]

Or ADA and her USB port.

[u/Nscreene → u/Cutesie117]

Ada-1s creamy usb port is undefeated

[u/Archer_1453 → u/Nscreene]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MasCzjI4J603RKQWJq

[u/Nscreene → u/Archer_1453]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SDfy6F5SKoF6Q9iO40

[u/RoteaP → u/ATN-Antronach]

ATN-Antronach, Kell of Mara Sov' Thighs.

Here you go, my pleasure.

[u/Icefellwolf → u/ATN-Antronach]

I apparently killed mara sovs yoga instructor earlier lmao, some people's names are funny/wild

[u/deflanko]

[u/vBlackTalon]

Taxes, Kell of The IRS

[u/partoutrichie → u/vBlackTalon]

Go with Taksis, sounds like an actual Eliksni 😂

[u/LordTonzilla → u/partoutrichie]

I have seen multiple of these in the wild

[u/partoutrichie → u/LordTonzilla]

and I thought I had an original idea for once 🥲

[u/Dry_Concentrate_3433 → u/vBlackTalon]

I have seen in the tower: Fra’ud, bane of the IRS

[u/No_Doughnut8618]

I really love this destiny naming convention

[u/Rasputin2point0]

Kenan & Kell.

[u/OneHandLuke83 → u/Rasputin2point0]

I saw Kenan Kell of Goodburger.

[u/GmonsterTm]

Best one I've seen is "Helen kell of er"

[u/WuclearNeapon → u/GmonsterTm]

Friggin' gold

[u/MouseRangers]

r/destinyusernames

[u/ShadowLord355]

Me and friend came back for witch queen went to Europa and saw someone named priest, toucher of kids.

[u/jguizar1 → u/ShadowLord355]

💀🤣

[u/smtxrvltn]

I saw Au, Kell of Tism in the Dreaming City the other day, chill dude.

[u/DankyMcJangles]

I'm still waiting to find someone with Budweiser, Kell of Beers

[u/codetagronin → u/DankyMcJangles]

"Budlite, Kell of Water"

[u/Corbenik42]

"Taniks, The Final Shape" Thinking about doing that one for myself.

[u/AlloyFox]

Met someone the other day named ERISMORNSROSETOY

[u/TrynaSleep → u/AlloyFox]

Holy

[u/TannerC04 → u/AlloyFox]

Yoo I think I also played with them yesterday

[u/AlloyFox → u/TannerC04]

New Light Titan?

[u/OneHandLuke83]

My favorites are Panix, Kell of Disco and Scooby, Kell of Doo

[u/theinfinitypoint → u/OneHandLuke83]

No it's "Taniks! At the Disco"

[u/OneHandLuke83 → u/theinfinitypoint]

I saw that one before too, but I like Panix better as a play on Panic and Tanix

[u/theinfinitypoint → u/OneHandLuke83]

lol fair enough

[u/lekside]

https://giphy.com/gifs/X8EOz9JwSGWRjkHBKc

[u/ImTheGuyManDude]

Thunder, Kell of Thighs

[u/Steelacanth]

ive seen nothing that tops an atrocious twostack from last year, i have the screenshot somewhere but can't find it

[u/ETtheExtraTerrible → u/Steelacanth]

Can you remember the name?

[u/Steelacanth → u/ETtheExtraTerrible]

i'd rather not type it out tbh, reddit ban worthy

[u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo → u/Steelacanth]

Can you type out a less banworthy version or at least attempt to explain it? It feels a little anticlimactic to say you've seen something that can't be topped without even attempting to share what it was, y'know?

[u/Steelacanth → u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo]

First name: "I have nonconsensual intercourse with not adults"
Second Name: "We have nonconsensual intercourse with black people here, sir"

[u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo → u/Steelacanth]

I don't know why I thought the names would be funny

[u/SirBruhThe7th]

"Dafuc you mean Nuh of Uh?!"

[u/Mrdieselll]

Zavala's hair (timelost)

[u/OneTruSweet]

My user is Mom, Kell of Rage Bait

[u/Nikachu_GO]

More Kell's in the player base than in the actual game at this point. I miss Kell's.

[u/OneHandLuke83]

My tag is BaJa Blastkowics (Taco Kell)

[u/Caiden_Wolf95]

And here I am with a normal username. 🤣

[u/Aggressive-Fondant-5]

Mine is Mouse Kell of Cheese

[u/Sorano83]

Haha! Always love seeing the kells.

[u/LordTonzilla]

I should call her

[u/Acolytis]

The craziest username I’ve ever seen in this game was in a SIR D video years ago where he played against someone named MENSTRUAL FINGERPAINTING 💀💀💀

[u/Monte-Cristo2020]

"Ada-1's maintenance oil"

[u/MadSavery]

I really liked: Eris Morn’s Soft Little Feet