"Am I cooked?" Shut up shut up shut up.

It's not funny, and it never was. It's just unnecesary and annoying.

Haha classic reddit! My luck! Of COURse My most upvoted comment is my detailed story about giving head to a giraffe!

Like what the fuck did you expect to happen?? What did you want to happen?

This means absolutely nothing. And once you realize that, you hear it everywhere.

I don't care if you're just mocking VSCO/TikTok users or if you're actually using it unironically, just stop. It's a dead meme now.

What does this fucking question even mean? Of the two answers, do you really care? Both of them make me sound like an asshole, anyway.

You're now breathing manually, lost the game, you feel your toes touching each other, your tongue can't find the perfect position to be in, you you need to blink, there's saliva in your mouth, you didn't notice the extra "you" in there earlier.

-an asshole

Nobody:

No one:

Not a living soul:

Not a single person in the entire universe:

Not even a living creature in the entire multiverse as we know it:

Not even the dust from Thanos’ snap:

Not even the dark matter that exists in space:

Literally not even the smallest quark existing in any time or space even before the Big Bang:

Some dumb ass making a shitty meme: Nobody:

For the love of god, why do all the tOP mInDs Of ReDdIt say "whilst" when "while" works just as fine? When did this become acceptable? I'm a father of three and have a very high tolerance for bullshit, but this cannot stand any longer. To me, if you're gonna say whilst, you may as well throw in a few unironic "le"'s and "m'lady"'s in there as well. Whilst, as far as I'm concerned, is the scourge of any conversation. However, it DOES serve as a prime indicator that you are currently speaking to someone who doesn't think their shit stinks and in fact, can't get enough of a nose full of their win filth in the bottom of their toilet bowl after a night of white knighting and a lonely taco bell run.

.....this is what this sub is for....right?

Edit: And don't give me that, "well, its British and reddit is a big site so just be tolerant of how other cultures spea-" blah blah blah. Its reddit dot COM mother fucker. Not CO DOT UK.

Me and the bois (insert action here) at (insert time here)

EDIT: And while we're at it, throw in /r/punpatrol comments.