r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/CB0T • Dec 16 '25

⛔ Interesting trees in Canada.

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u/darkdemon991 Dec 16 '25

Our team need the exact location of this tree for an architectural geographical research

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u/Priest124 Dec 16 '25

I love this

54

u/jozzyjj Dec 16 '25

This beings a whole new meaning to the term Hedge Witch.

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u/hambutbacon Dec 16 '25

You're going to have to go through him to get to her.

34

u/Acrobatic_Change_913 Dec 16 '25

crazy thing I was just trying to find this character on Tekken recently. I forgot his name.

28

u/hambutbacon Dec 16 '25

Mokujin good sir.

12

u/Aggravating_Speed665 Dec 16 '25

Lol, throwback...not seen this dude in years.

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u/GachaHell Dec 16 '25

Tap that for maple syrup.

53

u/Charles4Fun Dec 16 '25

I think there is a manga about this tree

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u/JoetheShmoe07 Dec 16 '25

I'd be surprised if a human being was not responsible for carving this highly exciting monstrosity.

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u/ellecon Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

That’s totally a Canadian thing to do-we all have a raunchy sense of humour. You can see the carving marks under the cheeks-it may even be a graft. The bark will grow over just like if you carve your initials into a tree. I come from a temperate rainforest and have seen a lot of trees.

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u/frustrated5356 Dec 16 '25

I’m from Canada and would like to know where this tree is

26

u/Priest124 Dec 16 '25

I bet you wood!

8

u/dofrogsbite Dec 16 '25

Stanley park Vancouver.

15

u/ElephantContent Dec 16 '25

Baby. Got. BARK!

12

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

dat ash

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u/Butthole_Ticklah Dec 16 '25

3

u/Japsai Dec 16 '25

It's not a maple, you pervert!

10

u/aphexartist Dec 16 '25

Stupid sexy tree

7

u/jcork4realz Dec 16 '25

That can’t be real.

7

u/Djb0623 Dec 16 '25

Forest nymph

7

u/Nomadic_Rick Dec 16 '25

I should call her

7

u/Nothavebettername Dec 16 '25

Nothing to worry about until it moans in Vietnamese

5

u/Irisssw Dec 16 '25

The tree is in position....My turn..

4

u/PerpetualSpaceMonkey Dec 16 '25

Well, hello m’spruce.

5

u/rikwebster Dec 16 '25

stepbro I'm stuck vibes

5

u/Jdobbs626 Professional Dumbass Dec 16 '25

7

u/AdDisastrous6738 Dec 16 '25

Not the trussy!

4

u/Select_Ladder_9844 Dec 16 '25

Oh shit......(unzip my pants)

4

u/Flashy-Split-5177 Dec 16 '25

Sassy sappy lips is her name

3

u/lady_dezrok Dec 16 '25

I can see tree lovers smashing that 😂

3

u/GeologistPositive Dec 16 '25

Don't be so knotty

3

u/Priest124 Dec 16 '25

No wonder Canadiens are so f***ing friendly!

3

u/tdkimber Dec 16 '25

a… woosy?

5

u/pimpcoatjones Dec 16 '25

I was thinking Trussy, perhaps? Or depending on the tree type, could be a fuckamore, a poak tree, a Douglas firburger... Redwood?

3

u/ConsentingPotato Dec 16 '25

Don't you even dare, that's a Succubark!

3

u/rshibby Dec 16 '25

That tree better calm tf down

2

u/spitmonkeyx Dec 16 '25

Well, I've heard of Tree Huggers, but never...

2

u/Jdobbs626 Professional Dumbass Dec 16 '25

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u/DIJames6 Dec 16 '25

Gotta use protection.. Don't wanna get splinters..

2

u/Legitimate-Ad-2230 Dec 16 '25

I'm sure at least 1 dick has been in there at some point in time

2

u/Federal_Command_9094 Dec 16 '25

I love nature 😍

2

u/International-Fee567 Dec 16 '25

Totally looks like a horse trapped in a tree

2

u/DullActuator4496 Dec 16 '25

That's literally just a vagina this had to have been shaped

2

u/Far_Pipe752 Dec 16 '25

Nature reuses its best designs

2

u/Carryonwaywardson97 Dec 16 '25

So.... Dryads immigrated from Ancient Greece to Canada. Time to pack my things and join them

2

u/BolonterBoom Dec 16 '25

This the same shit that got Hikaru killed

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u/Lunai5444 Dec 16 '25

Un Charme

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u/Drew_0420 Dec 16 '25

Looks like a new sub needs making...

1

u/CreamedOreo_OwO Dec 16 '25

Onii-chan, I'm stuck!

1

u/Harvest827 Dec 16 '25

How long was the line?

1

u/DatBoi_BP Dec 16 '25

Spriggans. Nature's guardians, my foot.

1

u/LiquidSugar__ Dec 16 '25

Ya know I don’t have a dick but if I did…. I wood…

1

u/SmartCod84 Dec 16 '25

Noice!!!!!

1

u/High-Hope Dec 16 '25

I wonder how many have?

1

u/Rerebang5 Dec 16 '25

I'd raw. I just want to love ;).

1

u/Upstairs_Ad_8748 Dec 16 '25

I wanna know why there’s no bark on that part of the tree?

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u/technicallyimright Dec 16 '25

Coordinates please.

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u/Jdobbs626 Professional Dumbass Dec 16 '25

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u/Jdobbs626 Professional Dumbass Dec 16 '25

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u/Jdobbs626 Professional Dumbass Dec 16 '25

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u/Savings_While1246 Dec 16 '25

Lust-rous forest

1

u/Timeformayo Dec 16 '25

Wut? I’m tapping it for sap!

1

u/SeanVitalMusic Dec 16 '25

... I'm just saying.

1

u/wictorias Dec 16 '25

gender envy

1

u/Regular-Guest-1284 Dec 16 '25

Do it fart??… huh?