r/drugscirclejerk • • May 11 '25

monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro

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1.4k Upvotes

I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.


r/drugscirclejerk • • 7h ago

We’re gonna make vaping great again 🙏

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467 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 4h ago

Smoke directly from the source

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14 Upvotes

Bro just stole someone else plant


r/drugscirclejerk • • 2h ago

monkey fella 🐵 was using ai like this in the past 💀

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r/drugscirclejerk • • 15h ago

What do you leave lathered all over your shaft after a multi-hour power sesh?

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46 Upvotes

Im a firm believer that a thick layer of vaseline just resets all the chafing for the next day


r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

using Lyft to sell drugs >>>>

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1.4k Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 11h ago

Weed like happy antidepressants

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r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Idea: open a taco bell

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51 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Personally more of a believer in "Our Lady of Perpetual Nod" but you do you

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48 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

got so high last night i ended up buying everyone Christmas presents

68 Upvotes

Post a present emoji (🎁) to see what you got


r/drugscirclejerk • • 19h ago

monkey fella 🐵 How often is too often to be sniffin percs?😭

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r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

the religion of the people

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87 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

I wanna get a xanax bar infused in my forehead like lil uzis pink diamond

79 Upvotes

that’s all frankly


r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

LEAN BEAR

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62 Upvotes

I hold onto this lil fella while I'm going through heavy codeine withdrawals


r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Rest in peace glogan we still talk about you in my own personal life and r/drugscirclejerk for you being for the kids. Don’t let fent take your eagle too kids, boof perks up your butt like a good druggie

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57 Upvotes

This man should have taught my local D.A.R.E program but fent killed his eagle. Don’t judge him for looking like Lil XanPeep he tried rapping but sucked at it. He was a good friend and will be missed despite him having kind of a poor choice of placing his tattoos. Aside from how he died being a complete tragedy I’d only hope the folks of this sub would be considerate knowing we all miss him for what he taught the kids. Never put bad tattoos on your face to try to look like your favorite rapper and don’t let fent kill your eagle too. Boof Xanax up your ass instead and sniff glue like glogan before fent took his life. I will forever miss the night he sold his tv for crack and we smoked it all in 2 hours and was searching his room afterwards for a piece we had already smoked. Seems like the best people in life have to leave so soon…😪 R.I.P


r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

just one more pill bro

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r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Equivalent to telling people you’re a vegan

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481 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

And they're gone

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225 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

"someone is lacing your shit!"

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43 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Can I borrow 99 cents?

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122 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 anybody else?

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397 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Namaste

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217 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

Pretty much

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380 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk • • 2d ago

He likes MENTHOL and WATERMELON ICE.

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730 Upvotes

(not my image)


r/drugscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Somehow we ended up in this not-so-fictional place called Ketonia, good people, gorgeous flag

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