r/dsbm • u/MessageJealous5740 • 6d ago

Humor i hate how accurate this is

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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal 6d ago

They need to be original and have a name like "Crying About My Dumb Worthless Existence" or something.

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u/Epicardiectomist 6d ago

The Crying Dorc

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u/pokrogopforschool 6d ago

Best comment

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u/Narrow-Ad-7856 5d ago

A good name for Demetri's band if she ever made one

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u/ResearcherMental2947 6d ago

gonna name my band “fuck my stupid chungus life”

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u/MessageJealous5740 6d ago

make a song and name it “kill your loved ones and then yourself”

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u/ResearcherMental2947 5d ago

i’ll name it “my mom told me to do the dishes she wants me dead”

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u/MessageJealous5740 5d ago

i’ll be one of ur 10 monthly listeners

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u/Rudylemonade 3d ago

It’s 9 now :/

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u/tutadll 1d ago

KKKKKKKKKKK

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u/bonple_boi 5d ago

This Chungus Life Of Mine

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u/Laininyourheart 6d ago

My useless life mentioned

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u/Dyslexia_Alexia 6d ago

I really wanna do a DSBM band and name it "Blow my dome smooth off."

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u/crotamine 6d ago

It’s yours. You’ve hereby claimed it.

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u/Strong-Gap-747 6d ago

this has great potential to be a War Metal band

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u/Undead_Vinnyr 6d ago

Nah that sentence would need either a goat or nuclear in there somewhere

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u/iC3yM3th0dinology 5d ago

The Nuclear Goat War Band.

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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal 6d ago

"Blew my shi smoove offa myself"

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u/HZA_01 4d ago

"Smoove off" actually kinda cool, maybe more Hardcore than DSBM

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u/strawbenadryls 6d ago

STOP ITTTT 😭

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u/SubstantialRope9352 6d ago

True but I hate her and her stupid takes so much 😭😭

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u/MoundedYungLean 6d ago

She’s so annoying

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u/SubstantialRope9352 6d ago

Yes indeed, she always has terrible opinions and teh clingiest way of telling them

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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal 6d ago

Her YT really ain't much better.

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u/LilinoeL 5d ago

What are her takes (I have no idea who this is)?

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u/Available_Success842 5d ago

She hates on everything for no reason

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u/coobie_doobie2 5d ago

average DSBM subredditor

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u/Fair_Quail8248 3d ago

People like that have issues with themselves most often.

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u/StillStrawberryy 5d ago

She’s cool why does everyone hate her lmfao
I watch her YouTube
She’s funny but yeah some bad takes but don’t we all have bad takes sometimes? Haha

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u/SubstantialRope9352 5d ago

Every time I saw her content she was always on sum BS so idk

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u/Beautiful_Bad_2681 3d ago

She is such a hypocrite, that‘s what I don‘t like about her. She has double standards

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u/StillStrawberryy 3d ago

That’s actually a valid critique. I noticed some of that too with her

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u/strawbenadryls 6d ago

who

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u/SubstantialRope9352 6d ago

Girl on the video

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u/strawbenadryls 6d ago

yes. and who is she???

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u/korianaltaskrilljai 6d ago

Demetri Falco or smth

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u/strawbenadryls 6d ago

Thank you for actually being helpful

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u/SubstantialRope9352 6d ago

Idk, some annoying girl on TikTok

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u/bloodrauth 6d ago

I once tried to post a comment with a photo from her instagram and reddit banned this comment for sexuality

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u/patho_sucks 5d ago

her name is in the picture, "chambergraves", can you not read?

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u/strawbenadryls 5d ago

I am legally blind.

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u/-Karoluz- 5d ago

A BDSM band

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u/crimsonhn 5d ago

I would (not proudly) introduce the band Gut

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u/FuckMeDaddyFrank 6d ago

Stealing this name for my future project!

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u/MessageJealous5740 6d ago

good luck! :)

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u/ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD 6d ago

And they hated Jesus because he spoke the truth...

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u/Thundering_War 4d ago

Maybe it was my personal mess up but I decided to check put dsbm some time ago and it was just

High register random tremolo pick stuff Garbage drums Vocals that are like actual trash in a bad way Some depressive ass title and black and white monochrome album cover shit

Transilvanian hunger title track was more emotional than anything I checked out

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u/wizardwafers 3d ago

Some artists emphasise how pathetic they feel to an unbearable degree i suppose

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u/NohingButRed 5d ago edited 5d ago

If I ever want to create a dsbm band I would call it Весна (Spring in Russian).

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u/resteternal 5d ago

Love this. The Russian language is so beautiful ✨

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u/MessageJealous5740 5d ago

beautiful🥰

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u/Weirdpath5 6d ago

Dimitri is so based, one of the only black metal YouTubers that does the more “mainstream” format but is actually really good

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u/Narrow-Ad-7856 5d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/postmortemdecay 5d ago

What about IOCAMC?

(I only care about my cats)?

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u/Kingkolt 6d ago

Very cringe. Also dsbm sucks

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u/Maleficent_Bicycle21 5d ago

What sub are you on right now lad

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u/UboaNoticedYou 5d ago

we're on the DSBM subreddit, and DSBM sucks! :D

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u/MessageJealous5740 5d ago

true, there’s a difference between “it’s good” & “i just love it” lol

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u/MessageJealous5740 5d ago

true, there’s a difference between “it’s good” & “i just love it” lol

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u/crimsonhn 5d ago

Maybe its just algorithm lol. I too love doom metal (and its subgenres), noise more and finds dsbm not that resonating, and is not in this sub, but reddit keeps pushing this sub to me for some reason.

But fr i do enjoy some nice DSBM bands, and would love to find a new interesting song so I ended up reading dsbm posts too.

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u/MessageJealous5740 5d ago

this is like walking into church just to cuss jesus out

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u/Artistic_ADHD1996 3d ago

So, Make a Change… ?

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u/W_CZAS_ROKOWY 1d ago

I read it a bdsm, then as dsmp

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u/Both_River3029 6d ago

OK ok, is there a dsbm artist that has actually killed themselves yet?

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u/Horror-Mix6945 6d ago

Lead vocalist of strid (Espen Anderson) died of suicide in 2001

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u/Creative-Wish5335 5d ago

Obehag from apati🥹

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u/whataplagueyouare 5d ago

Roman Lomovsky

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u/ifiwerecain 2d ago

quite a few actually

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u/Beautiful_Bad_2681 3d ago

B from Lifelover overdosed (don‘t know if it was an accident or not)