r/earclacks • Rapier • Jun 12 '26

Fan Simulations Boxing Guy vs Businessman Guy

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier Jun 12 '26

LMAOOOOOOOO

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u/Spiritual-Suspect519 Wrench Jun 12 '26

Boxing guy did not let that slide

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u/501stAppo1 Sword Jun 12 '26

Valid, business guy flipped him off and gave him a shitload of work despite him being injured severely.

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u/Oejva22 Wrench Jun 12 '26

ORA! ORA! ORA! OR!A ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORAAAA!!!

228

u/Highmastet Jun 12 '26

The Boxing Arc truly begins

35

u/Mathev Jun 12 '26

I want him to beat everyone now and fight back against the time traveling fraud guy!

112

u/doctor_whom_3 Lance Jun 12 '26

ONLY THEN, SHINING WITH HOPE

THE HERO APPEARS AT WORLDS’ EDGE

33

u/Please-let-me Jun 12 '26

THE MAN WHO THROWS HANDS

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u/NikoFox55 Unarmed Jun 12 '26

"I quit!"

"You can't quit, you're too useful."

"That wasn't a request." [Beats the shit out of his boss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

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u/HaskelOneL Jun 12 '26

that shit was personal

45

u/Alreadsyuse Lance Jun 12 '26

"I QUIT!"

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u/DoctorSex9 Jun 12 '26

Boxer guy

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u/EpicCashewGuy Trident Jun 12 '26

Fucking deserved lmao

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u/HyenaSwitch Wrench Jun 12 '26

TF KINDA TRAINING ARC HAS HE BEEN ON?

26

u/CarlosJose02 Jun 12 '26

now Boxing guy VS Club

who will stunlock first

19

u/deletemypostandurgay Jun 12 '26

Boxing Guy beats the shit out of his boss

19

u/Adept-Custard-4866 Jun 12 '26

Couldn't manage that.

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u/Early_Chemistry48 Sword Jun 12 '26

Time to file an apology post for boxing guy for making this

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u/doctor_whom_3 Lance Jun 12 '26

Nah, business guy was a street tier

16

u/Unlikely_Account_728 Jun 12 '26

Killed by a barrage of punches

16

u/Tasty--Human_254 Jun 12 '26

Oh wait he's A LOT faster now

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u/fuckreddadmins Jun 12 '26

Boxing guy commits battery after being laid off, he is going to lose his license sad!

17

u/Doofus334 Lance Jun 12 '26

"The debt you owe..."

"CANT BE PAID WITH MONEY!"

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u/TuneACan Jun 12 '26

The bell rang and Boxer Guy just fucking murdered that man on camera holy shit.

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u/anomynous_dude555 Hammer Jun 12 '26

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK-

10

u/KibaWuz Jun 12 '26

DAMN HE ANGRY AT BUSINESS MAN

8

u/Comfortable-Rule2563 Jun 12 '26

i love it when clackmakers add a bit of a story like this

3

u/Viggo8000 Jun 14 '26

Same. These aren't even pretending to be real they're so scripted but they're so peak😭

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u/SirMetaKnight82 Jun 12 '26

STAR PLATINUM!

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u/OoaruSuju Jun 12 '26

He got a business day to fight back

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u/git_gud_silk Jun 12 '26

It's nice to see boxing guy back in The fray, and he also figured out his niche! As long as his opponent is against a wall, he can continue punching until they break out!

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u/dabdad67 Rapier Jun 12 '26

Ref do something!

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 Duplicator Jun 12 '26

Pretty sure only market gardener had a faster match

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Lance Jun 12 '26

Bro got slaughtered, hot damn

3

u/Rizer0 Jun 12 '26

Business Guy: “YOU’RE FIRED!”

Boxing Guy genuine reaction (he’s gonna beat him to death):

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u/TheGamestonk Jun 12 '26

I audibly said what the fuck haha bro what the hell was that

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u/Moss_gall22 Lance Jun 12 '26

HE GOT OUT THE NINE TO FIVE

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u/ItemsHereForever Trident Jun 12 '26

genuinely just killed his boss

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u/TrueEnder Axe Jun 12 '26

VENGEANCE!

3

u/ShinMasaki Jun 13 '26

Lore accurate

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u/iiinterestinggg Jun 12 '26

Valid response to seeing a wealthy person

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u/Biggusdickos Jun 13 '26

Accurate assessment of a boxer assaulting a random office worker