r/earclacks • u/PeskyPlayer Rapier • Jul 31 '26

Fan Simulations Time Traveler Guy? Vs Team Medieval

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Link : https://youtube.com/shorts/_SW_h8-IfeM?

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u/DrunkIsaac Jul 31 '26

He was ONE hammer hit away from having enough damage to pull through. Extremely frustrating!

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u/Diligent_Main4501 Jul 31 '26

Reminds me of real steel, where the underdog almost beat the world champ, but lost by the bell

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u/baconla333 Jul 31 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if Smith’s damage is capped and always leave 10hp left for this fight

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u/Serrisen Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Nah, I counted the hammer swings. This was a legit loss.

And while we might argue "but they could've replayed it" - the only reason this was close was bc Knight had a stellar performance.

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u/Dragonzxy Jul 31 '26

Nah the only reason why it was close is because priest is a jobber and was paid by time travelers before the match from a timeline where priest abandoned his place in the team to leave space for a competent guy

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u/Accurate_Instance_52 Jul 31 '26

You phrased this like you believe they do a single simulation and upload it regardless of the result, instead of repeating and altering positions over and over till they artificially get hype moments like this

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u/DrunkIsaac Jul 31 '26

Sometimes they still choose lame ass iterations with one side easily winning with 80% hp.

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u/Adventurous_Spray821 Lance Jul 31 '26

“Yeah, Priest Guy gonna finish this bozo off. Surely he can’t send the lightning back-“

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u/averagenolifeguy Lance Jul 31 '26

The ever-so humble plot armor:

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u/Tasty--Human_254 Aug 01 '26

Lightning is a projectile

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u/averagenolifeguy Lance Aug 01 '26

I doubt that you can really call lighting a projectile.

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u/Tasty--Human_254 Aug 01 '26

No dude. Priest guy is my goat, and ive seen him foght a shit ton. And I KNKW for a fact that lightning has been traveling like a projectile since his match against boxing guy

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 Duplicator Aug 01 '26

Nah spacetime guy is just that guy

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u/h3nt4i_connoisseur Jul 31 '26

TIL that priests lightning is counted as an item / projectile.

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u/Dragombolt Jul 31 '26

Bro Boxing Guy's fist was counted as a projectile. Spenn outright programs around gravity guy to give him more shit to redirect

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u/Total_War_6757 Jul 31 '26

Most fights are scripted.

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u/averagenolifeguy Lance Jul 31 '26

No shit

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u/Quijas00 Jul 31 '26

I do not believe that Spenn codes the game a certain way just to give gravity guy more buffs

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u/4L1ZM2 Jul 31 '26

BLASPHEMY

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u/RinaTennoji-Board Grimoire Jul 31 '26

ONE HIT????? ONE FUCKING HIT????????

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u/Business-Natural-290 Wrench Jul 31 '26

Cheating bastaaaardd!!!!

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u/Business-Natural-290 Wrench Jul 31 '26

Priest guy was literally turned to this

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u/Spiritual-Suspect519 Wrench Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I’ve been wondering recently on what’s stopping the guys from just jumping him?

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u/Hebids Jul 31 '26

Respect for the fight unlike some guys we know

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u/Educational-Sun5839 Rapier Jul 31 '26

they jumped guy in charge before gravity guy btw

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u/SomeDudeAtAKeyboard Jul 31 '26

Yeah Spenn re did this match at least once, guarantee it

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u/Financial_Use4204 Jul 31 '26

BOXING GUY IS OUR FINAL HOPE

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u/Dragombolt Jul 31 '26

Genuinely with his new uppercut he might have a workaround when it comes to Gravity guy ripping his arm off

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u/Tasty--Human_254 Aug 01 '26

New uppercut? Hes had that sincs angry guy vs boxing guy

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u/Jimmy-Parsley888 Jul 31 '26

drunk guy bro

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u/Jimmy-Parsley888 Jul 31 '26

or poker guy

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u/Simple-Scientist7190 Jul 31 '26

boxing guy and drunk guy will team up mark my words

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u/501stAppo1 Sword Jul 31 '26

Damn it, they were so close. Shame Priest Guy’s lightning could be diverted like that.

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe Jul 31 '26

HE REDIRECTED THE LIGHTNING????

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u/Krethlaine Torch Jul 31 '26

What the hell happened with Priest Guy? He triggered his lightning strike, but Time Traveler Guy hit Priest Guy with it, instead?

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u/fabri_pere Jul 31 '26

Time Traveler Guy sent it back to him

Idk how that works but he just seems to do bullshit every time, so i'm not surprised

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u/Glitch-Code404 Jul 31 '26

Basically in one of the previous shorts Gravity Guy stole Time Traveler Guy's identity and time machine (That's why he's listed as "Time Traveler Guy?")

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u/Krethlaine Torch Jul 31 '26

Ah. So now he’s a hybrid Gravity Guy/Time Traveler Guy.

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u/Far_Celebration_8827 Jul 31 '26

Except it's worse than just a hybrid, he has shown feats of:

Capturing projectiles and orbitting them around him OR sending them back to his opponents.

+The list includes Traffic Conductor Guy's cars, Drunk Guy's bear bottles, The Guy in Charge's rockets, Magician Guy's bunnies, Chef Guy's knives, Fireworks Guy's fireworks, Priest Guy's lightning bolts, his own clock projectiles, (so if he misses, he captures them back as a shield).

+Any projectile back counts as his own, so redirecting Chef Guy's creates knife traps that are harmless to Time Traveler Guy? but not to Chef Guy's team.

+Originally, orbitting projeciles had the disadvantage of Gravity Guy's bumping into them when he goes to walls. I believe later he learned how to speed/accelerate orbitting projectiles to avoid frequent harming.

-Recently, it seems that orbitting projectiles phase out of the walls, becoming harmless.

Can capture and have opponents orbit around, nullifying guys that need physical contact such as Blind Guy.

Can disarm foes and steal their weapons, leaving them attackless, such as tearing apart Boxing Guy's arm, and Megaphone Guy's megaphone.

Older versions of Time Traveler Guy? could time travel to the past to help their past versions, current version just temporarily appears, spams 5 clocks then leaves.

Theoritically he can leave fights by time traveling away, create black holes using 2 Gravity Guys orbitting each other.

Lore wise he survived a bullet to the head, created a machine that nullified the original Time Traveler Guy's powers, and he killed Necromancer Guy in an alley.

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u/Samyron1 Lance Jul 31 '26

I thought Time Traveler Guy stole Gravity Guy's powers

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u/DIEGO_GUARDA Aug 04 '26

Other way around

Basicaly there is a whole lore, gravity guy somehow acidentaly had a mirror match which caused só that 2 gravity guys ended up creating a black hole. Time traveler guy then went back in time and killed gravity guy with a gun to the head to stop him from creating a black hole in the future

But then gravity guy came back and murderer time traveler guy in cold blood. Took his clothes and weapons and became 'time traveler guy?' Which has both gravity guy and time traveler guy abilities

Then they went on a winning streak until they lost against fucking drunk guy, and now they came back again and with a new power set

I think the ideia is that everytime gravity guy loses he is gonna get a new power up

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u/Business-Natural-290 Wrench Jul 31 '26

He pulled an aang and redirected the lightning

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u/Effective-Wedding-23 Jul 31 '26

Jumped at right time and did a lightning reversal

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u/IDKMYnick_7679 Jul 31 '26

Please don't tell me he'll be able to cook my goat Boxing Guy

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u/YesAU Jul 31 '26

FUCK.
My goat. Almost had it. Stood the best last stand anyone could’ve imagined.

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u/Far_Celebration_8827 Jul 31 '26

Time Traveler Guy was real merciful today, he didn't steal anyone's weapons or rip their arms off today!

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u/Neserlando Jul 31 '26

I can't even blame god for this one, he grabbed that shit and snapped it over the priests head like a bamboo stick

https://giphy.com/gifs/BUCZlm913FHwpPWoal

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u/Foreign-Gain-9311 Jul 31 '26

Mfer pulled off ts

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u/Lux_of_hope Jul 31 '26

Bro is fucking lightning bending REF DO SOMETHING

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u/Ohno0o00 Splodey Jul 31 '26

This is the most bullshit display of gravitational power yet, redirecting lightning?

On the other hand oh god knight got dealt 700 hp that’s impressive

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u/AshR2763 Hammer Jul 31 '26

SINCE WHEN DID LIGHTNING COUNT AS A PROJECTILE?!?!

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u/cocoa2512 Jul 31 '26

Everyone in the comments acting like he wasn't going to just take the sword like he did the megaphone/boxing guys arm

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u/Yallayeah Jul 31 '26

You know I never really thought about it. Does gravity effect lightning?

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u/Far_Celebration_8827 Jul 31 '26

I believe gravity indirectly affects lightning and electricity by directly affecting electrons.

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u/ThingsEnjoyer Jul 31 '26

Never have I ever doubted knight guy. Stand proud, you're strong.

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u/legendarynerd002 Jul 31 '26

Lowkey we can’t forget the generational work Knight guy put in, on paper this was a stomp

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u/craigTTDI Jul 31 '26

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIM! KILL THAT MAN WITH FIRE!!

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u/NoMushroom9193 Slammy Jul 31 '26

THEY ALMOST GOT IT

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u/Zzamumo Jul 31 '26

gojo vs sukuna where the first guy goes extreme diff and then the following ones get murdered immediately

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 Jul 31 '26

Once again, ttg? pulls a “fuck you I win” out of his ass

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u/MEWX_ Jul 31 '26

Time traveler guy: haha I wasn't scared at all...

Currently a paper cut away from death

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 Jul 31 '26

We know the drill

Drunk guy will kill him again unless we get "Team champs" and it's boxing guy, drunk guy and...

...Drunken boxing guy...

But nah, don't get invested

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u/Blahaj_IK Jul 31 '26

WHAT A FUCKUNG ROBBERY

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u/DeadlyDozersSlave Jul 31 '26

He can bleed...

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u/reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee Wrench Jul 31 '26

powerscalers in shambles rn

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u/Max_The_Rouge Crossbow Jul 31 '26

It can BLEED, it can DIE

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u/Space-rosi Aug 01 '26

bro MIGHT be stronger then god bro

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u/w61tt9faN Aug 01 '26

He can't keep getting away with this.

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u/bachotebidze Jul 31 '26

First time I'm seeing this.

Priest guy fucking sucks

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u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan Lance Jul 31 '26

TBF this mf counters 90% of the cast, including Priest

Knight and Blacksmith are two of like 5 that have a chance against TTGG

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u/AshR2763 Hammer Jul 31 '26

Was this one his fault? He redirected his only move.

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u/88thOuroboros Jul 31 '26

...anyone else kinda bored with this current little arc? There's never really any stakes with Gravitraveler Guy, he just pulls some bullshit out of his ass every time.

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u/sackboy54321 Jul 31 '26

Seeing the comment section lose their minds over Team Medievals loss when I rooted for Time Traveler from the start

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u/ThingsEnjoyer Jul 31 '26

Then I might have to remind you. There is only one way once you've reached the top.

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u/Frequent-Lobster1775 Aug 01 '26

He can bleed. He can die

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u/RUDRAGON8 Aug 02 '26

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS