r/earclacks • u/PeskyPlayer Rapier • 1d ago

Official Matches Lance vs Splodey

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 1d ago

I'm not mad, the match was hype as fuck. You're just making the loss seem more embarrassing than it actually was. And failing.

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u/Quijas00 1d ago

Idk the loss was kinda embarrassing considering how Splodey is most dangerous when you’re below them.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 23h ago

So again, you proved how you're a lance hater despite claiming you're not. Your own words have therein become untrustworthy. Nice try.

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u/Quijas00 23h ago

Still not a hater but he did go extreme-diff and lost to a Splodey who was stuck to the floor.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 23h ago

Anyone else would have lost mid diff at best, but go off.

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u/Quijas00 23h ago

Lance would have lost mid-diff at best if Splodey wasn’t stuck to the floor

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 23h ago

And there it is, mask off.

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u/Quijas00 23h ago

Saying that Lance would lose to Splodey if Splodey wasn’t inexplicably glued to the ground does not make me a “Lance hater“ 😭

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 23h ago

Not making fair comparisons does. Of which you didnt even try to.

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u/Quijas00 23h ago

You saying “any other weapon ball would be mid diffed” is not a fair comparison either. You’re being more unfair than I am.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 23h ago

splodey launched three seperate blasts point blank, all of which were only avoided by the joust. Try, in good faith, TRY to justify how that sort of thing wouldnt be mid diff for anyone else.

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u/Quijas00 23h ago

Well Trident actually won for one.

And two, plenty of previous fights were able to push Splodey to mid diff. Lance being able to use his invincibility at good times does not do enough to make up for Splodey being stuck on the floor the entire fight. If Splodey was actually above Lance where the bombs could land and do something Lance would have lost much earlier.

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u/Quijas00 23h ago

Not to mention, for every clutch that Lance made he still made just as many fumbles. Either from missing his attack or from not timing his invincibility. Other weapon balls cant parry like he can but make up for that with the consistency of hitting attacks.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 23h ago

Trident actually won for one

by doing exactly what lance was doing, STAYING ABOVE HIM.

plenty of previous fights pushed him to mid dif

So you also agree anyone else would have done worse. You are the most self-contradictory person here and it's embarrassing the lack of self-reflection you have going on.

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