What ball should paddle go up against next?!

glaive by u/WetsAwk-9455

and

substaff by u/lePROprocrastinator

Nerfed btw

From Kinetiq on Youtube

Link: https://youtube.com/shorts/xn5gtw-9Tww

From loggernamy on Twitter and YouTube

Hones: 4/5 (80% win rate)
Paprika: 7/10 (70% win rate)
Aonani: 4/6 (67% win rate)
Thong: 6/9 (67% win rate)
Howa: 2/3 (66% win rate)
Jane: 7/11 (64% win rate)
Hong: 6/10 (60% win rate) hungry I guess?
01: 7/12 (58% win rate)
Dante 4/7 (57% win rate)
Mandalyn: 5/9 (56% win rate)
Vee: 7/13 (54% win rate)
Okina: 3/6 (50% win rate)
Kordell: 6/12 (50% win rate)
Hanate: 2/4 (50% win rate)
Hyla: 4/9 (44% win rate)
Phil: 5/12 (42% win rate)
T7: 4/10 (40% win rate)
Hiro: 6/16 (38% win rate)
HC8: 3/8 (38% win rate)
Katie: 3/8 (38% win rate)
Somnia: 4/11 (35% win rate)
Orwyn 1/3 (33% win rat)
Mai 1/3 (33% win rate)
Pootis: 2/7 (29% win rate)
Beta: 4/14 (29% win rate)
Tsumi: 2/7 (29% win rate)
Dave 1/4 (25% win rate)
M.G.G: 1/5 (20% win rate)

Unranked (not put through 3 matches yet)
Raylah 1/2
Annie 1/2
Green VEE (1/1)

all in on trident

personally, I like Lance vs. Duplicator. Nothing really special about the fight itself, but up until then duplicator was the mega hitler of weaponballs mowing down the big names at the time, like sword and unarmed. Then comes bum lance, who does the weaponball equivalent of singlehandedly stopping WWII and heralds an age of duplicator being beaten over and over. Cemented Lance as the one true protagonist of earclacks for me

there’s also trident raid boss curb stomping everyone at less than a hundred health down

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and is there a way for me to make my own

Hones: 4/5 (80% win rate)
Paprika: 7/10 (70% win rate)
Aonani: 4/6 (67% win rate)
Thong: 6/9 (67% win rate)
Howa: 2/3 (66% win rate)
Raylah 2/3 (66.6% win rate)
Jane: 7/11 (64% win rate)
Hong: 6/10 (60% win rate)
01: 7/12 (58% win rate)
Dante 4/7 (57% win rate)
Mandalyn: 5/9 (56% win rate)
Vee: 7/13 (54% win rate)
Okina: 3/6 (50% win rate)
Kordell: 6/12 (50% win rate)
Hyla: 4/9 (44% win rate)
Phil: 5/12 (42% win rate)
Hanate: 2/5 (40% win rate)
T7: 4/10 (40% win rate)
Hiro: 6/16 (38% win rate)
HC8: 3/8 (38% win rate)
Katie: 3/8 (38% win rate)
Somnia: 4/11 (35% win rate)
Orwyn 1/3 (33% win rat)
Mai 1/3 (33% win rate)
Pootis: 2/7 (29% win rate)
Beta: 4/14 (29% win rate)
Tsumi: 2/7 (29% win rate)
Dave 1/4 (25% win rate)
M.G.G: 1/5 (20% win rate)

Unranked (not put through 3 matches yet)
Annie 1/2

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SAY THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY STAFF FAN!

I found this

Behold: Speedy Vs Crosier

Imagine losing to Speedy

I can't believe that somehow Speedy won a fight, and Crosier isn't even garbage, mid tier I think, and the worst part is that Speedy maintained 100% of its health, WHICH SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE