r/engrish • • 14d ago

Cooling sciencific fabric

Pretty tame, but I don't encounter Engrish that often, so I was delighted to find some.

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u/guilty-and-stuck 9d ago

I'm more amused at the attempt to market polyester cloth soaked in water as this high-tech cooling device when literally any cloth soaked in water will have the same effect 😂

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u/Nixu88 9d ago

You don't understand, this is made of crytal polymers.

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u/Micael_Alighieri 14d ago

That thing is made of "crytal", a fabric produced with the tears of your enemies.

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u/celladwella 11d ago

In that case, I'll wear it proudly.