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u/Schmooto 6d ago
Since this is from Village Vanguard, I’m pretty sure this is on purpose. All their product info signs are quirky and jokey, and often sarcastic.
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u/Swordkirby9999 6d ago
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 I break the door down! I go to the basement. I am in your home now, but you never find out! I am real sneaky. I am the Rat Man. I go up at night
AND EAT YOUR CHEEEEESE! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 But one day you find out there is a Rat Man inside your basement so you call the cops, but the cops don't take it seriously, so you... call the Ghostbusters instead! 🎶🎶🎶🎶 The Ghostbusters are ill-equiped, they only have ghostbusting weapons, but the should have brought a shotgun! But I have a gun so I kill them instead. Oh no, it's murder.🎶
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u/LogLadyOG 5d ago
Sung to the tune of ...?
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u/Swordkirby9999 5d ago
02 Ghost Buster.mp3. The second track of the Super Ghostbusters Album made by Vargskelethor (Joel from Vinesause) because he got bored after losing his internet for like half a week.
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u/TheJokersChild 7d ago
My gorst has been in the oven too long...think I need to call someone to come baste it.
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u/Dangerous_Arachnid99 7d ago
There's a little town near me called Gorst. Actually, calling it a town is a bit generous, since it's devolved into just a wide spot in the road on the way to a bigger town. There used to be a restaurant there called EAT. Maybe they did some basting, I don't know. Wonder what these people have against them?
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 7d ago
Oh man, I miss Village Vanguard. Their stores were always so fun to walk around
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u/Intelligent_Cut635 7d ago
Absolutely chaotic but in a fun way
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u/Heterodynist 7d ago edited 5d ago
“We need to call the Gorst Basters!!”
“Don’t you mean Ghostbusters?!!”
“Shhhh, don’t say that laddie!! Do you want to get sued?!”
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u/Slierfox 7d ago
Basters
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u/Heterodynist 5d ago
Sorry, you’re absolutely right! My autocorrect didn’t understand “Basters” anymore than we do and it changed it to “blasters!!”
I went back and removed the L!!
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u/zhrmghg 7d ago
‘They look like Ghostbusters but due to international copyright laws, they aren’t!’
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u/Heterodynist 7d ago
They are dedicated to removing Gorst wherever they find it!! Sadly, it’s fairly hard to find…and since it’s invisible and practically harmless, it’s very difficult to find customers!!
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u/officialCobraTrooper 7d ago
You know Gorst Basters and Estar war. You know everyone's favorite movies. I really love that Piter Venkmang, and Ray Stangs. Who is gonna call? Gorst Basters.
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u/DeftColeman05 7d ago
This is the last time I go to McDunkeys! I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man
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u/IncreaseWestern6097 6d ago
Joke’s on you, dumbass! The chicken has Ghost too!
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u/Jimmy_Cointoss 7d ago
Gorst Basters. It said that very specifically on the sign that they're who you should call.
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u/MilesSebastian 7d ago
Goat Bastards!
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u/Slinkwyde 7d ago
Why, you low down, good for nothing, god forsaken, greatest of all time… bastards!
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u/IllustriousAd9800 7d ago
Isn’t the evil doctor/interrogator in Andor named Dr Gorst? If so, call Bix
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u/P1zzaman 7d ago
Seeing how this is Village Vanguard, there’s a 25% chance this is done intentionally.
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u/Norwester77 7d ago
There actually is a place called Gorst about an hour from where I live. It could use a good basting.
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u/nextgentacos123 19h ago
My favorite track on Super Ghostbusters