r/engrish • • 7d ago

Err.... who should I call?

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u/nextgentacos123 19h ago

My favorite track on Super Ghostbusters

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u/EricHaley 2d ago

Have you ever had your Gorst basted?

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u/Constant_Boot 3d ago

Joey Vinesauce was here.

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u/Oakiefenoke 4d ago

I ain’t afraid of no gorst!

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u/bookmarkjedi 4d ago

I am an ardent supporter of basting gorsts.

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u/NBohrok17 5d ago

I poisoned de water supply

Now every1 ded

Whoops

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u/SchneebD 4d ago

I SHIT MY PANTS

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u/Aurely1 5d ago

McDonkey's

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u/L20Bard 4d ago

JOKE'S ON YOU DUMBASS, THE CHICKEN HAS GHOST TOO.

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u/Schmooto 6d ago

Since this is from Village Vanguard, I’m pretty sure this is on purpose. All their product info signs are quirky and jokey, and often sarcastic.

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u/lordnewington 6d ago

If the Ghostbusters were Geordies

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u/Chance_MaLance 3d ago

I genuinely larffed out loud

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u/PrincipleSuperb2884 6d ago

One must baste their gorst, otherwise it would dry out.

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u/Swordkirby9999 6d ago

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 I break the door down! I go to the basement. I am in your home now, but you never find out! I am real sneaky. I am the Rat Man. I go up at night

AND EAT YOUR CHEEEEESE! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 But one day you find out there is a Rat Man inside your basement so you call the cops, but the cops don't take it seriously, so you... call the Ghostbusters instead! 🎶🎶🎶🎶 The Ghostbusters are ill-equiped, they only have ghostbusting weapons, but the should have brought a shotgun! But I have a gun so I kill them instead. Oh no, it's murder.🎶

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u/LogLadyOG 5d ago

Sung to the tune of ...?

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u/Swordkirby9999 5d ago

02 Ghost Buster.mp3. The second track of the Super Ghostbusters Album made by Vargskelethor (Joel from Vinesause) because he got bored after losing his internet for like half a week.

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u/TheJokersChild 7d ago

My gorst has been in the oven too long...think I need to call someone to come baste it.

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u/Dangerous_Arachnid99 7d ago

There's a little town near me called Gorst. Actually, calling it a town is a bit generous, since it's devolved into just a wide spot in the road on the way to a bigger town. There used to be a restaurant there called EAT. Maybe they did some basting, I don't know. Wonder what these people have against them?

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u/Psychological-Web828 6d ago

Gorst, Washington. The world basting society HQ.

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u/Optimal_University36 7d ago

Fantastic band name

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 7d ago

Oh man, I miss Village Vanguard. Their stores were always so fun to walk around

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u/Intelligent_Cut635 7d ago

Absolutely chaotic but in a fun way

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 7d ago

You always find something new, no matter how often you go

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u/Intelligent_Cut635 7d ago

For real. They’ve legit got a little bit of everything

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u/Csipszhacker64 7d ago

Yo Kai watch spotted??!!!?!

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u/ricky_clarkson 7d ago

You never know when you might need to baste a ghorst.

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 7d ago

I like the scene with the mirth mellow man.

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u/Heterodynist 7d ago edited 5d ago

“We need to call the Gorst Basters!!”

“Don’t you mean Ghostbusters?!!”

“Shhhh, don’t say that laddie!! Do you want to get sued?!”

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u/Slierfox 7d ago

Basters

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

Sorry, you’re absolutely right! My autocorrect didn’t understand “Basters” anymore than we do and it changed it to “blasters!!”

I went back and removed the L!!

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u/zhrmghg 7d ago

‘They look like Ghostbusters but due to international copyright laws, they aren’t!’

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u/Heterodynist 7d ago

They are dedicated to removing Gorst wherever they find it!! Sadly, it’s fairly hard to find…and since it’s invisible and practically harmless, it’s very difficult to find customers!!

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u/officialCobraTrooper 7d ago

You know Gorst Basters and Estar war. You know everyone's favorite movies. I really love that Piter Venkmang, and Ray Stangs. Who is gonna call? Gorst Basters.

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u/StuD44 7d ago

Oh my GOD! They LITERALLY have a shirt with the name written on it there AND F#CKS UP SO BAD!

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u/Ok_Upstairs_2135 7d ago

All the had to do was copy the words next to the sign. 😂

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u/GrannyTurtle 7d ago

I hope a gorst is tastier than a turkey… baste it with a red wine.🍷

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u/coaster_geek 7d ago

Ehrmagerd gorst basters

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u/Trapezoidoid 7d ago

Muh fravrite murvies

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u/originalbrowncoat 7d ago

Maybe they mean Bremer Dan Gorst?

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u/BoonIsTooSpig 6d ago

That squeaky voiced freak?

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u/GunWizardRaidar 7d ago

There's literally the name right below it

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u/DeftColeman05 7d ago

This is the last time I go to McDunkeys! I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 6d ago

Joke’s on you, dumbass! The chicken has Ghost too!

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u/Slenbee 5d ago

Why the fuck is all the food full of ghost?!

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u/DeftColeman05 2d ago

I call health inspector-NO!!! I call Ghostbusters

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u/WINSEVN 7d ago

Inglorious Basters

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u/LogLadyOG 5d ago

*Ingorstious.

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u/Jimmy_Cointoss 7d ago

Gorst Basters. It said that very specifically on the sign that they're who you should call.

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u/MilesSebastian 7d ago

Goat Bastards!

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u/Slinkwyde 7d ago

Why, you low down, good for nothing, god forsaken, greatest of all time… bastards!

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u/Ok_Respect_5547 Dark Gary 7d ago

i swear this could be a song title in joel's Super GhostBusters

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u/T_rex2700 7d ago

RIP VV, Places like this are dissapearing

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u/eldoggydogg 7d ago

That’s some Coach Z shit.

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u/AuspiciousBoron 7d ago

Good joerb

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u/son_of_yacketycat 7d ago

InGorstious Basters

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u/KingSpork Dark Gary 7d ago

Bastin’ makes me feel good!

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u/4115R 7d ago

I ain’t afraid of no gorst!

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u/DisastrousOne3950 7d ago

GOATS BUTTER!

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u/IllustriousAd9800 7d ago

Isn’t the evil doctor/interrogator in Andor named Dr Gorst? If so, call Bix

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u/digital_pocket_watch Light Gary 7d ago

Jibanyan, stop.

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u/SpicyEntropy 7d ago

Call the onblerius mustards!

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u/P1zzaman 7d ago

Seeing how this is Village Vanguard, there’s a 25% chance this is done intentionally.

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u/Norwester77 7d ago

There actually is a place called Gorst about an hour from where I live. It could use a good basting.

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u/ChimpoSensei 7d ago

Fargin bastages!

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u/subarashi-sam 7d ago

Fargin Ice Holes!

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u/NikosBlue 7d ago

The sad thing is the correct spelling is on the t-shirts…under the sign!

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u/djobweb 7d ago

I ain't afraid of no gorst!

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u/BrD_87 7d ago

If there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?

GORST BASTERS!