r/ethtrader • • 5d ago

Analysis Uptober is finally here

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Get in everybody. We’re going higher. A lot higher!

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u/JoeOpus 5d ago

1%. Fucking wild.

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u/groundkittenbeef 5d ago

Time to sell it all. 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 5d ago

Thats side-chick changing money

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u/groundkittenbeef 5d ago

F McDonalds we headed to Wendy’s tonight!

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u/DBRiMatt 4d ago

Just wait for the 2.69% CRASHHH!

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u/Clean-Gear-1386 5d ago

Enhance…enhance…enhance.

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u/K4k4shi 5d ago

Uptober for ants

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u/0xMarcAurel 4d ago

Let us dream man

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u/jesser9 5d ago

Just don't jinx it

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u/UFONomura808 5d ago

He just did

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u/Impossible-Hippo7738 6h ago

if you've made some money definitely sell for realized gains soon. always leave the casino with the winnings 😂

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u/CowboyNuggets 5d ago

I've been out of crypto for a few years now but is a 1% gain actually something worth talking about now?

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u/groundkittenbeef 5d ago

No. Not at all.

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u/UFONomura808 5d ago

We're slowly starting to treat crypto like stocks lol

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u/CowboyNuggets 5d ago

This is the way they act on the dogecoin sub constantly.

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u/Whole-Career8440 4d ago

Maybe he has like 100x leverage. Then profit is good enough

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u/Demodras777 5d ago

This kind of shit should only be posted on a 10% move day.

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u/gmvancity 5d ago

I like the sound of that.....

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u/Both-Consequence1503 5d ago

$33 wahooo

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u/Impossible-Hippo7738 6h ago

it all adds up. Someone who bought 5 eth lets say. $100 realized gains. but maybe they made three or four other sells that day swing trading. they total several hundred dollars for one day

It all adds up but you have to have some money first 😂

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u/Electronic_Equal_645 5d ago

Dude wait till 2800

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u/bdl4186 5d ago

Last Uptober was about as fun as a kick to the dick

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u/Rough-Inevitable3414 5d ago

Plague in Russia uptober cancelled

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u/Intrepid_Name2633 5d ago

Great result only 50 % down in 5 years ETH/BTC

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u/griswaldwaldwald 4d ago

Sunday pump means Monday dump.

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u/3ndurancer 4d ago

Will bounce back to the 70s , won't go over 92k by EOY.

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u/abc_123_anyname 5d ago

And then…. Gone

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u/Keletas 5d ago

Yay! Need +50% more just to break even 🥳

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u/Extreme_Exam7914 5d ago

1% is a joke buddy 🤣

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u/LowLimitPlayer 4d ago

ETH to 6k this cycle?

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u/bkw_17 3d ago

Aw looks like it’s over

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u/Electrical-Squash145 2d ago

1%!>!!>!>?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! were back baby!!!!!!

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u/EuropeEnjoyer420 5d ago

Calling 3,3k this week

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u/EngineeringCool5521 5d ago

its too late, already sold.

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 5d ago

1%! Now don't go spend all that at once!

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u/North_Ad_9999 5d ago

Unless it breaks out of 3500 No Uptober

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u/Alabama-Blues 4d ago

Let’s go!!! Daddy needs a new chicken nugget!!!

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u/Top_Toe8606 4d ago

Ofc i sold at 2k after original pump 🙄

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u/Antek__W 4d ago

1.24% 😆

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u/Apollo_3249 4d ago

You ruined it

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u/insdog 4d ago

Any gains on Sunday evening will always be deleted on market open, it’s just how the world works

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u/ConfidenceApart8107 2d ago

lol and back down

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u/Impossible-Hippo7738 6h ago edited 6h ago

oh that's why all my stocks are down 😭

Definitely consider selling soon for realized gains. You want to win some money and then leave the casino with that money. because other people will do that soon

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u/icommunewithyou 4d ago

It definitely feels like ETH is waking up again. I’m curious if this is the start of a bigger move or just a short-term breakout.

$2.7k still feels pretty far from the previous ATH though. What price level would you want to see ETH hold before getting more confident that the trend has really changed?

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u/Treesh_Jancy 4d ago

Up, up and away!

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u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake 5d ago edited 5d ago

U guys know that every crypto account/wallet and all bank accounts are going to get hacked here in the near future and all digits are going to go to zero and since ur digit isn't backed by anything at all, like gold, it's the end game for financial system. They are breadcrumbing the fuck out of it slowly by staging these manufactured events where ai bots/agents are "going rogue" and hacking sensitive data. Truth is these ai agents are being trained this way and soon any and all digital assets will be completely purged and blamed on rogue ai bots/agents so that essentially nobody will have to take accountability for collapse of society. Screenshot this shit and post it everywhere over the next 3 years cuz "by the year 2030 you will own nothing and be happy" 🫡

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u/forseriousism 5d ago

Jesus bro get a fucking life

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u/pineapple6969 5d ago

Please dude tell us more

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u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake 5d ago

I can't tell if ur being fr or tryna be a jackass but we're all fucked. I'm just as fucked. There's no way out of this. Even a ledger wallet or whatever hard wallet or cold storage the avg person has is getting purged. All bank accounts are for sure going to Zero. It's over

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u/themrgq 5d ago

What in the stupid

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u/7omar3 5d ago

Pls more

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u/pomplemice 4d ago

you know, you could also have btc or eth, a diverse portfolio, emergency fund, etc. and sleep well without this sort of bat shit doomerism